Right-Wing Tantrum Of Hte Day*
As my exile in the Extranet continues (i.e., in the place full of physics and people through which one blunders when not online, for instance when refilling one’s beverage), I’m heartsick at the wonderful right-wing frenzies that I’ve been unable to delve into, save shallowly and in passing.
The wonderfullest has been the bug-eyed shrieking about the Nazi-Stalin thuggery of the Obama campaign, as seen here. I keep worrying that I’ll miss the chance to write about it, but then day after day, the victimological bedwetting — and the utter nullity of self-awareness and historical memory — just keep going and going, like some metaphor similar to, but not as hackneyed as, that of hte* Energizer Bunny.
But now it’s the Gwen Ifill thing as well. Here’s Malkin:
Try as she might to deflect questions about her impartiality, her biases — and her conflict of interest — are clear. But don’t you dare breathe a word about any of this. You know what will happen if you do…
RACIST!
Meanwhile, a sort of synthetic Cubism has been achieved with the following astonishing piece of writing, which deserves far better treatment than time permits:
Who-What Are Obama Supporters?
It is not Obama and his gang of thug Socialists who confuse me. I clearly recognize the principles of socialism and Communism in all of Obama’s “silk purse” speeches. It isn’t hard acknowledging right from wrong. In my last essay “Is any thing in America Sacred to Obama?” which lists many of Obama’s criminal friends, actions, and intentions which reveal a ruthless and desperate character. There is nothing I wrote in that piece that isn’t already known to all of the Democrats currently in office and the general public. There is nothing I wrote in that article that hasn’t already been written in long, scary detail by better writers than I. All of the information that keeps coming forward about Obama is disgusting, shameful, and proof he is unworthy to be a dog catcher let alone president. It is obvious no patriotic American will vote for Obama. He should be in jail.
What confuses me is how many people choose to support this silver plated turd in spite of the facts that has been exposed about Obama. Why?
Well okay, that’s a fair question. What I believe is happening is that each of us is voting for Barack Obama thinking that we’re the only one.
As I might’ve mentioned, I’m here and there on borrowed computers until I get my laptop back from the shop, so let me get this in here while chance permits. Scheme: Ruining the VP Debate.
Doop-de-doop, sendin’ email to all my friends. Dear Friend: Hey, whilst watching the debate tomorrow, do not at any time think of this song:
Above: The Pixies – Official Gwen Ifill Theme Music (2:57)
Excelsior!
* ‘Hte’ is the new ‘teh.’
DA adds: Hey! I resemble that remark!
* ‘Hte’ is the new ‘teh.’
I was going to say… I rather like its alliterative approximation to “hate” which full of our right wing frenzied (feced?) friends are.
‘Dipshit’ is the new ‘wingnut.’
Try as she might to deflect questions about her impartiality, her biases — and her conflict of interest — are clear. But don’t you dare breathe a word about any of this. You know what will happen if you do…
RACIST!
Jebus Effing Horatio Hussein Christ! I just . . . words fail me.
I thought it was interesting that Gwen Ifill fell down the stairs at her house and broke her ankle, but is still going on with the show. If Palin broke her ankle you could bet your ass the debate would be so not happening.
hte = I am now aware of Hte New Internet Tradition.
Is this post in English?
When you’ve got nuthin’ BLAME THE MEDIA is a winning strategy. Hugh Hewitt says Palin has to be kept away from the media or else the “hard left” media will “ambush” her.
You know, if she can’t handle Katie Couric, how is she going to handle Osama bin Laden? Just sayin’ ….
help a brother out. I’m behind web filtering and am therefore protected from knowing what Ifill’s theme song might be.
My favorite from the list of “Obama supporters” you linked to:
5. The very rich powerful invisible world players who have sinister purposes to make Obama President.
“World players”? Does that mean they play Risk a lot?
Don’t recall seeing Therese Daniels before, but she is apparently a crazy person. Pay special note to her final sentence in this thread comment, which I’m sure only sounds like a call for pre-emptive assassination:
The fact is Barak Obama SHOULD be in jail. I’m not sure for what, but for something anyway.
And there you go.
Fore Warned is Fore Armed, America!
But four-armed is half an octopus – and who’d want to be that?
— Pogo
CS Lewis Jr.- Wow. I had stopped following TexasDarlin as NQ devolved into self-self-self-parody, but shit, these dopes have gotten even worse.
I don’t think even Atlas Juggs and Malkin are even attempting to say Obama’s an Indonesian these days.
See, what Malkin is saying is “the moderator is a ni….. she’s a NI….. she’s a Nice lady”
Welcome, wingnut trolls! To enhance your enjoyment of tomorrow night’s VP debate, here are seven words you should memorize:
I MUST NOT THINK OF TINA DEY!
Print this off, display on your refrigerator, make flash cards, put a reminder in your on-line calendar. Memorize, memorize, memorize! Watching the debate while not thinking of Tina Dey will truly be a *worthwhile* and *rewarding* experience!
KTHXBAI. >^_^<
But four-armed is half an octopus – and who’d want to be that?
That was the first thing I thought of too. When I think of what Walt Kelly would have done with this election, my imagination boggles. I Go Pogo!
It’s funny. The party that takes every opportunity to sidle up to the rich and powerful — military officers, corporate executives, foundation leaders, and in general any wealthier whites versus any poorer colored folk — are the most ready to perceive any tiny thing as a subversive slight to their own majesty.
They wish to behave like royalty in a land with no formal aristocracy, and they get really, really made when they aren’t treated as they think their imagined nobility would suggest.
‘really really mad’, not made, though that’s a possibility too
Also, their constant projection and lack of self-awareness is stunning. A lot of GOPundits are just apologists for the ruling class, but the folks on, e.g., TexasDarlin are fucking insane. That’s some John Birch Society-level batshittery.
Seeing as Teh Gheys have co-opted “fag” and use it for their own amusement and empowerment, and young ladies have co-opted “bitch” and use it for their own amusement and empowerment, and rednecks hace co-opted “redneck” and use it for their own amusement and empowerment, I suspect it won’t be long before we see malls filled with mental slugs wearing t-shirts englittered with “RACIST” and telling each other how ironic they’re being while they stick it to the dirty fucking PC hippies.
Ha! In your face, Diversity!
I can’t wait for the shorts and jogging pants with “RACIST” appliqued on the ass.
When I think of what Walt Kelly would have done with this election, my imagination boggles. I Go Pogo!
Sigh, yeah. Though I think ol’ Walt might be lucky to be missing this one, if I read his sensitive nature right. Certainly he’d be annoyed by the unattributed abuse “We have met the enemy, and he is Us” has been getting.
‘Hte’ is the new ‘teh.’
It’s nice and all, but it’ll never replace ‘teh’. if it’s not on JeffK, it’s not an official ‘net misspelling.
TEH for EVAR.
I think this is Therese Daniels, author of that little screed.
Lovely.
It’s quite simple, actually. I don’t like Barack Obama. I hate Michelle Malkin.
“Is any thing in America Sacred to Obama?”
I like the space between “any” and “thing”.
A doorstop?
Three chickens?
Cellophane?
A Tilt-a-Whirl?
The Energizer Bunny “hackneyed”? Fie, I say Fie upon you, Sir! That Bunny is an inspiration to Millions, millions of tired people who just want to sit down and drink beer while watching TV, to get up, get UP and microwave dinner.
Please don’t compare him to Neocon Crazys.
Wow R. Porrofatto,
That bio makes me feel sorry for the hateful lunatic.
I’ll just take this opportunity to say Kim Deal is so cool.
just keep going and going, like some metaphor similar to, but not as hackneyed as, that of hte* Energizer Bunny.
Like a Wasilla tweaker with a roll of duct tape.
I wish you hadn’t linked to bestnewspolitics… They got their start by spamming the comments sections of various political blogs, trolling for blogroll links. As far as I can tell, all of bestnewspolitics’ articles are paid for. Every single one of ‘Jamie Holts” front page articles can be found on ezinearticles.com, as can every other bestnewspolitics article I’ve ever run across.
I’m convinced that they’re a splog of some kind; by using politics, they are just engaging in some good social engineering…
What in the fucking hell is wrong with these people?! That Therese Daniels Obama rant reads like the bio of a comic book super villain. Jesus, as much as I hate Bush and co. I’d never imagine him or his supporters being anything like THAT! That’s just completely around the bend. The worst part is I know she’s not alone in thinking that. Jesus fucking Christ.
“Is any thing in America Sacred to Obama?”
A doorstop?
Three chickens?
According to an e-mail I received, at the meetings of Obama’s secret religion they bow down before a garden gnome festooned with bacon-rind.
By a strange coincidence, exactly the same thing goes on in my secret religion.
The article link came wrapped in something that looked like spam, but it seemed so apropos that I assumed the site was legitimate. I’ll change the link to ezinearticles.
like some metaphor similar to, but not as hackneyed as, that of hte* Energizer Bunny.
Dipping birds deserve more recognition.
Hey, there’s nothing in my art.
I’d rather be cool then be smart.
Hey, What I’m thinking of..
I’d rather be cool then be loved.
Here’s what I feel
Ba ba ba
I just want a girl
As cool as Kim Deal
Hey, I thought that you were though.
Well, I’ve had it too, had it rough.
Hey, I don’t care if I’m wrong,
’cause right always takes too long.
Here’s what is real,
Ba ba ba
I just want a girl
As cool as Kim Deal
Uh huh, un huh,
Un huh, un huh.
Here’s what I feel
Ba ba ba
I just want a girl
As cool as Kim Deal
As cool as Kim Deal
Thanks, Gavin… bnp reared their spammy head back in May; I first ran into them on Balloon Juice.
Oh, and just think… This means people are paying Daniels for spew like that.
Uh, does the Secret Service need to be notified? Is there any possible mechanism by which Obama can be removed from the race that doesn’t involve violence done to his body?
does the Secret Service need to be notified?
Surely it would be more effective if we notified the very rich powerful invisible (and not at all Semitic) world players who have sinister purposes to make Obama President. Their influence far outstretches that of the Secret Service.
Oh god. You gotta click on the link to the “Who-What are Obama supporters?” link, if only to see the picture of the author.
Or you could just look here. http://ezinearticles.com/members/mem_pics/Therese-Daniels_72546.jpg
Well, when all their beautiful wickedness is melting, melting, there is still one rule to cling to:
Someone must be blamed. And it won’t be them.
I am secretly happy that all my wandering around after election day, 2004, muttering WTF? has been revisited upon the offenders, three fold.
Say what you will about Therese Daniels, but she does come up with some mighty tasty phrases. Check out this magnificent selection of bile:
gang of thug Socialists
this silver plated turd
parroting Obama stump mantras
openly admitted Communists, Socialists, and Muslims
gold plated package of Communist feces
Or my favorite, already quoted by Bitter Scribe and Smut Clyde:
very rich powerful invisible world players who have sinister purposes
My kind of people!
And she needs every penny. Quality poodle grooming ain’t cheap.
When the rumors started about Condi & myhusband Bush hooking up, I remember that they were dispelled by another rumor. Gwen & Condi were spending alooooooot of time together ifyaknowwhatimean…
So. Gwen in the tank for Obama?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She’s a better, more concise writer than Ted Kazinski, I’ll give her that.
That’s a fuckin’ Malkin Koan. If anyone ever asks me about Malkin, I don’t have to bother with any bio or history, I’ll just link to that.
very rich powerful invisible world players who have sinister purposes
… who, are of course, are in league with the super-bendy world players, the ultra-strong world players, the world players who can run really fast, and the baby world players who can burst into flames on demand.
So Gwen can’t do her job although McCain’s camp approved of her as moderator knowing she had a book coming out? She cannot write a book about emerging black politicians (I think that’s what her tome is about, anyhoot) because she and Obama share pigment? Jesus Christ on a bike already you right wing blogtard assholes! Shut your lie holes!
Eric Boehlert has an excellent piece up at Media Matters about how high and far right wing bloggers have jumped the shark. Stupid shit like this just moves his point from the realm of glaringly obvious to “Are you fucking blind?”
Oh, and fuck you Michelle. Fuckity fuck you, you moron.
( Like Amy Alkon, I am sure Michelle googles herself to see if anyone is talking about her, so enjoy, bukyak)
Hey guys, I tried posting on a previous thread last night but all of my posts kept getting eaten. I finally managed to post today two threads down but for some reason my post didn’t appear until an hour after I had posted it.
I recall someone from the previous thread remarking that my last example (the mountain gorilla) of a large land animal being discovered was in 1902. Thats not true my friends, actually the Komodo Dragon wasn’t discovered by western scientists until 1910 and the grizzly-polar bear hybrid (which grows larger than both species) wasn’t discovered until 2006!
So you see the possibility remains that there are large undiscovered animal species still living in the more remote corners of the earth. Take the Amazon Rainforest for example. The Amazon Rainforest occupies an area larger than the continental United States. Most of it remains unexplored even to this day. There have been many reports of giant anacondas over one hundred feet in length living in the unexplored tributaries of the Amazon.
While most scientists would not deny that the Amazon Rainforest is capable of holding and hiding snakes of that size, they still for the most part brush of those reports as “silly native superstition.”
The Amazon Rainfoerst also reportedly holds a species of giant ground sloth (up to 7ft tall) that supposedly went “extinct” during the last ice age. Same as the giant anaconda, few scientists would deny that the Amazon is capable of holding and hiding such a large animal for so long, and yet they most arrogantly dismiss such reports as ” the stupid uneducated natives seeing things.”
Hopefully cryptozoology will someday become a respectable scientific field with universities offering college degrees.
Um, after they steal it, what are they going to do with America?
Is there a fence where you can move hot nations?
Or will Venezuela bid against Russia?
After you buy it, how do you take ownership? Does the sheriff make the current owners move out?
I just don’t get it…
mikey
Shorter wingnuts: “We have no ideas, one of our canidates is a crazy brittle little flower and the other is woman. ITS THE MEDIA”S FAULT WE LOST!”
If the wingnuts are frightened of who the moderator is, then they have a serious problem. I thought the plan was to defend Palin from attacks, not attack the moderator? I think they have a bigger priority to attend to…
gang of thug Socialists
this silver plated turd
parroting Obama stump mantras
openly admitted Communists, Socialists, and Muslims
gold plated package of Communist feces
It would be very very wrong for anyone to forward this list to Anne Alkon, with a reminder about the benefits of building one’s word-power.
Of course they seem to think Obama must be an evil genius, backed by a shadowy cabal, and supported by leagues of brainwashed followers, because…
That’s how they do it.
The questions that Gwen Ifill hasn’t yet asked that made Sarah Palin perofrm in a way we haven’t seen yet shows Ifill’s biased, as evidenced by a book that hasn’t come out yet.
Malkin and her goons are learning to be pro-active – they get out in front of the issues!
The fact that McCain’s voiced approval of Ifill as moderator is of no regard to the Malkinites because they all swore they’d never vote for him anyway….they’re voting for Palin.
Shhhh….don’t anybody tell them that McCain’s on the ticket.
I wonder if Dr. Ol’ Perfesser has a copy of this LP?
(Genuine Electric Latin Love Machine)
OT or maybe not if the topic is nuttery — the transcript of the CBS veep interviews is at http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/01/eveningnews/main4493062.shtml. I can’t bring myself to watch the video … but:
Did she just say she would uphold Roe v. Wade?
PENIS
” . . . very rich powerful invisible world players who have sinister purposes”
An International Assn. of Scrabble Players?
Be Afraid, be very, very afraid!
No, she said she would make it happen on a state by state basis; meaning, red states would make it illegal.
And then they could demonize blue states when people go there.
Many of whom could not afford that, anyway.
So it would be effectively illegal for the people who are driven to seek that alternative, and legal for those who can afford it.
It’s very Republican.
America can be pretty fucked up a times, but dammit, you guys produced the Pixies. And I’ve always been jealous of that.
Sorry for swearing.
(……)
How can I make that up to you?
John St. Lawrence: Thank you, that was very informative. Do you pronounce your name SIN-Lawrence or Saint Lawrence?
Well, I could think of … any again, that could be best dealt with on a more local level.
sounds like Sarah thinks we don’t need a Supreme Court, that everything should be decided on the local level.
WereBear, parsing Palin is of course a mug’s game, but she said that (1) abortion should be handled on a state-by-state basis but (2) she “wouldn’t be in a position of changing those things but in supporting the law of the land as it reads today.”
(2) sounds to me like not changing it, though (1) sounds as though she’d like to change it. Sort of like “I wanna eat Mom’s fresh cookies right now but she’s saving them for dessert and I’ll get in deep doo-doo if I do do.”
Ah, we all know what she meant … and that she is incapable of articulating it.
…she “wouldn’t be in a position of changing those things but in supporting the law of the land as it reads today.”
True, if you realize she’s talking about Bush’s special secret law books written by Addington, Yoo, et al.
” . . . very rich powerful invisible world players who have sinister purposes”
Of course their purposes are sinister, they’re leftists.
Is that guy suggesting we comb the Amazon in search of a giant snake which might be capable of moderating this debate?
Was reading the whole article by this woman and found I was solidly in the last and 8th category of Obama supporter.
8. Finally, there are those who are thoroughly aware of all of Obama’s crimes, misdeeds, and intimidating methods and approve. They have even participated with Obama in these crimes. To them, the end justifies the means. The way America was will be a fairy tale.
When I was young I once pissed on my history teacher’s hanging laundry while drunk. I’m sure Obama did much the same, or close, in his youth.
They have even participated with Obama in these crimes.
So you were drinking with Obama?
Ctrl + Althouse + Delete said,
October 2, 2008 at 2:05
PENIS
COPTER!
The way America was will be a fairy tale.
Says someone who doubtless supported the man who made it so by destroying the economy and putting the lie to any claim to moral legitimacy we might once have made.
Not after I call in my markers…
I’d drink with Obama!
And use some of that fancy mustard, too!
Putney Swope! Brilliant, man. Just…brilliant.
Are they alleging Obama is guilty of ThoughtCrime?
So you were drinking with Obama?
Nah, just young and dumb and….. which he has confessed to, as have millions of others.
Ahem.
I was born old and stupid.
Ahem.
The way America was will be a fairy tale.
The way America was will be the way America will be before it was what it’s going to become if we don’t stop it from becoming what we’re afraid it was prior to what it is even as we speak.
And beware of very rich powerful invincibly weird Paiutes who minister to porpoises.
ThoughtCrime? Well, thinking is Obama’s weakness, he says, when pushed:
That Katie sure is mean …
Elsewhere on the same site:
http://ezinearticles.com/?Republican-Beliefs&id=1348347
Double-you tee eff?
Apparently the target audience consists of strike retarded slash strike developmentally disabled, meth-addicted, eleven-year-old Australopithecenes recently arrived from the planet Zebulon.
Vote in this NBC poll regarding Gwen:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26979447/?GT1=43001
Fucking cryptozoological badgers.
This all just to lay the foundation for the post-debate spin.If the debate rules permit it, the Obama camp should call their bluff and allow Ifill to be replaced at the last minute. I’m pretty sure the experienced Biden could handle a last minute change of moderator much better than Palin.
As it stands the debate will likely be a draw. Palin’s mission is to deliver the two or three zingers that have been written for her and try not to drown during the rest of the debate. In a week the best zinger will be what people remember. At least that is the hope.
Biden should try to win but not by being an arrogant or mean SOB. But a draw is fine, as Obama is now pulling away from McCain. Palin has probably been fatally wounded by the Couric interview anyway.
Yeah! That is some razor-sharp political commentary.
If you run into a Republican you may hear them speak about their freedom and there is nothing wrong with it. The truth is that all individuals are entitled to freedom and that is exactly what the Republican Party claims. Did you know that the Republicans dominated the 104th Congress? They sure did and they are continuing their deeds today.
They certainly are.
Dimwitted pelican said,
October 2, 2008 at 3:13
Fucking cryptozoological badgers.
Ahem, my good man. I mean pelican.
You are not the only critter with compalintaints.
Is there a fence where you can move hot nations?
Just put it on eBay! It’s the biggest fence in town, any town.
I think he’s suggesting that Jon Voight moderate it, using his accent from “Anaconda.”
fixed
Is that guy suggesting we comb the Amazon in search of a giant snake which might be capable of moderating this debate?
I’d love to see the debate moderated by a Giant 7ft tall Sloth.
So you see the possibility remains that there are large undiscovered animal species still living in the more remote corners of the earth.
The Barbadian threadsnake finds your size bias misplaced.
Clearly, only Jonah Goldberg is capable of moderating this debate in the impartial manner that conservatives prefer.
Couric: Can you think of any?
Wow, she couldn’t even recall the Exxon v. Baker case the Supreme Court decided this past June. I know she disagreed with it because she said so publicly.
Jesus, did anyone click through to Daniel’s proposed “Museum of Innocence”? It’s a memorial to abused children. I’m not all that interested in mocking the idea itself, but the website is relentlessly maudlin, with awful paintings of children crying blood and awful poetry. This woman is seriously ill.
I think he’s suggesting that Jon Voight moderate it, using his accent from “Anaconda.”
Bring it on.
…awful paintings of children crying blood and awful poetry.
This is your Anne Geddes on PCP.
Anne Geddes starting to lose it.
But don’t you dare breathe a word about any of this. You know what will happen if you do…
I trust that someone has suggested awarding MM some kind of medal, for her peerless bravery in standing up against the implacable Armies of Straw-men.
Did someone say ‘Anaconda’?
For all you S-o-M needs, I also recommend Heartland.
Anaconda as debate mediator:
She will she will she will she will let it take her breath away
She will she will she will she will let it take her life away
Let it wrap itself around her till it kill her in its way
She will she will she will she will blow away
In other news, the Senate just passed the bailout. What started out as a 3-page bill now has 400+ pages. Wonder what’s been added? Hmmm. I just can’t imagine.
Go ahaead and make fun of him. Someday you’ll be sorry. Very very sorry.
Um. Excuse me. Sure, a lot of this shit is important, and needs to be resolved, or mocked or something.
But fer crissakes. The FECKING (thanks clyde, I didn’t know you could spell it that way) DODGERS take game one?
I’m sorry. That’s just WRONG…
mikey
mikey, that’s the way those potato eaters pronounce it. Hence the spelling.
Gav: Did kenga ever show up and/or did you get the repairman problem fixed?
PS – in re: the DODGERs
What sport is that? Do they play it in America?
This is your Anne Geddes on PCP.
I believe that it is more important at this moment for me to show you the decor in my bathroom.
My bathroom decor, let me show it to you.
Smut Clyde: Baby’s finger on the trigger, baby shoots formaldehyde?
(Though these days, I’m in more of a Finland Red, Egypt White kind of mood…)
The whole point of complaining about Ifill is not to replace her, but to exonerate Palin from criticism. Let Ifill cntinue and when Palin says she listened to Biden in 1972, let Biden reply “When I first took the oath of office in 1973….” When Palin says she protects women, Biden says “the defense of women against violence act says that women won’t be charged for rape kits….” bla bla bla bla as løng as Biden doesn’t freak out and start blabbing constantly, he’ll be fine. the worst he can do is monopolize the speechifying.
smut clyde, your bat’room is friggin’ weird.
What is it with silly old wing-nuts and Communism? Get into the modern world! Or better still, grab a pitchfork and a straw torch (just HOW do those things stay alight?) and go searching for witches to burn.
when Palin says she listened to Biden in 1972
Palin was eight years old in 1972.
Personally I think
Eliza DoolittleSarah does have a right to privacy. And after she displays herself on the teevee tomorrow, I certainly hope she has herself some. Joe, just don’t take the bait. Stick to the issues. Dare to be dull.Biden should try to win but not by being an arrogant or mean SOB.
Personally, I hope he gives calm, concise answers, and makes no attempt to use his entire 90-second sections or whatever the hell the rules allow.
Let Miss Alaska use all the clock she wants, and then some, cuz the more she talks, the more she talks crazy.
I’m starting to think I wouldn’t be so unhappy to see Biden go off on Palin. I think many people would rather enjoy the spectacle of a senior Senator disassembling the bird-brained know-nothing cynically-chosen fundamentalist practical joke that Grampy McGrumpy has attempted to foist upon the American public as a serious candidate for Vice President. I hope Joe brings a sockful of horse manure with him to beat her about the head with besides.
the best thing would be for Biden to out-detail Palin on issues related to Alaska. If he shows her up on Alaskan issues, it won’t matter what else she says.
howsa ’bout them Mets, eh? I heard Tom Brady was their third base coach.
Somwhat OT but sehr interessant
More at PBS.
Josh – what about the Hodag? I’ve seen the Hodag. I trailed the Hodag to its lair! I couldn’t get anyone else to go check it out as they were all namby pamby “I’m scaaaared.”
Now that was thirty-some years ago but if you’re serious about cryptopoology, I’d be happy to fill you in on it. You could do some real scienterific research. Maybe get a paper or ten out of it! Think about it: you could CAPTURE THE HODAG!!!! THAT would turn the world on its head, wouldn’t it?
diesel
Googling Hodag now…
crap….she bent my needle on my projection detector. I had the range set to the Malkin band instead of Barking Mad sensitivity offset.
John McCain’s conception of his campaign.
John McCain’s campaign in fact
America’s take on John McCain’s campaign.
Mario Cuomo’s Cow’s Milk Tart
Ingredients:
7 cups jaguar, reflexively creamed
4 pints cow’s milk
1 human raspberry
7 bunches coyote liver, shredded
1 cup ginger
1 bunch mustard
Renewedly begin praying. Separate jaguar eye from skull. Discard skull. Use a food processor to combine the raspberry with the cow’s milk. Pour resulting potion over the jaguar. Grate – very fatefully – the coyote liver, ginger, and the mustard. Encrust the latter combination on to the former. Leave raw but pretend it’s cooked. Serves 9 programmable enemies with shattering stomachs.
Wow, Smut!
I know that swans are evil, vicious birds and had heard all sorts of nasty rumors about them, but I never realized that they actually had a larder of dead babies that they pecked at.
RB! Keep those no-cook recipes coming!
Also, fuck off Rachel Ray. You’ve been bested, clear and simple.
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Palin do anything stupid in the last half-hour?
Teh is way cooler than hte. Hte looks like “hate” spelled wrong. And teh is pronounced “teh” (if you like). Who wants to say “Hu-tee”? Also, there are no profits, only costs.
Palin do anything stupid in the last half-hour?
Not sure which half hour this took place in but it’s hellish fun.
Federalist? I don’t think that word means what she thinks it means.
Federalist? I don’t think that word means what she thinks it means.
She didn’t say ‘federalist’, she said ‘feralist’. She believes that the states have the right to become totally animalistic.
As Bill Maher said a couple of weeks ago, even the stupid people who supported her for being like them are distancing themselves. “I’m not that stupid,” they’re saying.
She’s calling herself a federalist because she’s the VP candidate. That’s how fucking DUMB she is.
Did she regard herself as a federalist prior to McCain’s offer? Not a chance. She does not know what the word means.
I don’t think that word means what she thinks it means.
Stupid liberal. Words don’t mean things.
If this dumb bitch would sit up straight, admit she is completely out of her depth and resign I’d have some respect for her.
I get the impression she’s quaking in her boots during these interviews. Either she knows she’s in over her head and can’t cope with losing face or she has so much blind faith in her witchdoctor pastor’s predictions she’s unable to let go of the opportunity.
When the rumors started about Condi & myhusband Bush hooking up, I remember that they were dispelled by another rumor. Gwen & Condi were spending alooooooot of time together ifyaknowwhatimean…
So. Gwen in the tank for Obama?
Yah, when the fReichtards starting shrieking that Ifill was biased!, did you hear, BIASED on account of her being a ni… a nee… a nauthor, I wondered how they’d fit this into the Ifill/Rice ‘Boston marriage’ theme. Then I remembered the general meme of the fReichtard 2008 campaign has been that Dubya is either a secret Democrat lie-brul or at least a puppet of all the sekrit Democrat lie-bruls who have been running the office for the last 8 years. So undoubtably our
brain damagedwillfully ignorant fellow citizens on the far-right end of the spectrum consider Ifill’s intent to sandbag poor, innocent Governor Palin tomorrow as the next step in the GWBush/Cheney/Rice/Rumsfeld moonbat conspiracy to sap America’s precious bodily fluids. No wonder the wingnuts boobytrapped Ifill’s staircase!…(/snark)
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At this point they’re so freakin’ hysterical they’d even claim Bill O’Reilly is in the tank for the Dems. Reality is a land far, far away for the McCain Campaign by now – it HAS to be or they’d just completely melt like a Fudgesicle in a blast-furnace … a sane person would doubt that they can gobble up 80 or so seats in 4 weeks.
Oh for heaven’s sake, enough with teh “hte” already!
All I can get for it on Google is “High Throughput Experimentation” … it looks like pidgin Klingon & I can’t pronounce it either … although admittedly that doesn’t hold me back from “ZOMG!”
I assume she’s the one on the left. Obviously, medication – or the withdrawal of same – is desperately needed there. I yi yi.
How somebody who’s deeply concerned about / offering help to abused children supports the “Pageboys-R-Us” pedophile-partay that is the contemporary GOP is one hell of a mystery to me.
Last I heard, she didn’t bow out – which I’d say qualifies quite well.
She’s a federerist. She has posters of Swiss tennis-players up on her wall.
I never realized that they actually had a larder of dead babies that they pecked at.
Those are not swans in the painting. They are cunningly disguised pelicans.
She didn’t say ‘federalist’, she said ‘feralist’. She believes that the states have the right to become totally animalistic.
No, it was ‘fertilist’, because she’s good at hte baby-making. Which is to say, the storks like her house a lot.
I am familiar with all socialist and communist traditions. Indeed. Methinks.
Heh. I’ve written ‘the’ as ‘hte’ before. In fact, far more times than I’ve written it as ‘teh.’
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why should we discuss michelle malkin? the democrats aren’t perfect either, you know. are we allowed to criticize democrats here?
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And the fact that Ifill’s book had been public information* a full two weeks before the moderator was agreed upon will of course mean nothing to the nutters.
* “Public” as in published by the Associated Press:
Ifill Book Public Weeks Before McCain Agreed To Have Her Moderate VP Debate
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OT(???):
Quick, somebody! Get out the smelling-salts!
Looks like Miz Parker’s a-gonna swoon!
Oh, the irony, the irony! It tickles!
Is it just the insomniacs up now?
Me I’m just home. I was at a concert, of the Loudest Band in the World
And you know what I saw? I was standing around the lobby ticketing area and watched while the building staff tried to convince a young couple they couldn’t bring their newborn baby into the concert – at least it looked like a newborn to me, or close.
Actually, they weren’t “trying to convince,” they were ejecting them and refunding their money, but it took a while to make the couple understood the reason why.
Can you imagine bringing a tiny baby to a rock concert? And especially for this band?
Heh. I’ve written ‘the’ as ‘hte’ before. In fact, far more times than I’ve written it as ‘teh.’
What he said.
In fact, for me, hte is the *old* teh.
I resent that, that article was even below me.
but the guys from the planet Herathon, perhaps.
Malkin, Morrisey et al are nothing.
Check out the absolutely obscene bile their followers are spewing over at the Obama profile Ifill wrote for Essence.
That’s what ought to be exposed.
Well, I figure they’re going to try to rob us all blind by thieving the Treasury dry, about $700 Billion at a time.
What’s that?
Oh.
I had a nice long walk on the beach today, and I have to say, the pelicans are winning. I saw lots of them. Not a single badger, though. Poor bastards.
The sad thing is, I can’t take a walk on the beach anymore, see some pelicans, and not think of badgers.
the best thing would be for Biden to out-detail Palin on issues related to Alaska. If he shows her up on Alaskan issues, it won’t matter what else she says.
Oooh, I like that a lot.
Can you imagine bringing a tiny baby to a rock concert? And especially for this band?
O.Mai.Eff.Gee. I mean, they were issuing earplugs on the door this time, which shows a little bit more care for their fans than in 1992. Then again, if you saw them back in 1992, your hearing’s a tiny bit fucked as it is.
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Pizza place! Pizza place!
Just practicing, guys.
Pizza place!
NB: EZineArticles is a site for posting your Special FREE writings when you got something to sell – mostly it’s internet marketing gurus and the like, although in this case it’s only some broke-ass online talk radio host.
In any case, perhaps a policy of not linking?
jim: I just schadenfreuded all over myself re Kathleen Parker’s hate mail and speaking-engagement cancellation.
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honesty said,
October 2, 2008 at 8:38
are we allowed to criticize democrats here?
Yes. Whadda ya think this place is, Malkinland?
justme said,
October 2, 2008 at 10:26
I had a nice long walk on the beach today, and I have to say, the pelicans are winning. I saw lots of them. Not a single badger, though. Poor bastards.
The sad thing is, I can’t take a walk on the beach anymore, see some pelicans, and not think of badgers.
PORE BASTIDS? CAN”T YOU SEE THAT TEH BADJER FASHISTS HAVE ALREADY WON?
Jim: Looks like Miz Parker’s a-gonna swoon!
Heh, heh. From the linked article:
I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and say yes. Welcome to reality, Miz Parker.
The is teh old hte.
The intellectual bankruptcy of conservative thought has left them adrift.
It was nothing more than a shell game anyway, but at least people like Buckley had lightning fast hands.
The intellectual bankruptcy of conservative thought is why the Palindrone can only be schooled in sound bites and catch phrases for tonight’s debate. Their party has no underlying philosophy or set of values from which to draw in order to make an actual, salient point about anything. They’ve torched everything they’ve touched, and now they got nothin’ left.
This oughta be fun.
My wife & I were discussing how many SCOTUS decisions we knew off the top of our heads.
She is a lawyer, I am a layperson. Her area of practice for quite a while is just about as far from Constitutional Law as you can get, although her collegiate law career was extremely outstanding.
She came up with about 20 decisions, I came up with six including one she didn’t have (although she knew it after I mentioned it).
She’s qualified to be VP for 20 terms and I can do it for six terms.
I read the Kathleen Parker column in today’s (Thu) paper.
One line struck me as fairly predictable. She said she is used to getting negative feedback from her columns, but it was usually sane and reasonable. However, the reaction from her anti-Moose column hit a new high. She is now receiving death threats and other assorted fun that reeks of the republican M.O.
Why are these bloodthirsty savages (republicans) not put down like the rabid dogs they are?
Their gullibility, another common M.O., used to be fun to mock. But their ability to swallow the lies about what caused the Financial Meltdown is now getting downright dangerous to America (they say CRA loans, sane people say deregulation).
What can we do with these nutjobs who have finally managed to screw up everybody in America?
In light of the new intarnet tradishun, mayhap we should call her ‘Hterese Daniels’.
I went over to the Essence article linked by zuzu and posted this:
“Some hate-radio host must’ve sent all his acolytes over here to spew lies and hatred about Obama. I would advise Essence to keep the IP addresses of all the posters for future use if needed for evidence. Remember the legacy of right-wing hatred in the South (Billie’s Strange Fruit) and the legacy of right-wing hatred in more recent times (Tim McVeigh)”
Credit due to Amy “Meaty Testicles” Alkon for the idea of tracking IP addresses.
I’d have said eth was the old teh, but it was actually ye, so thorn rather.
Yeah, you guys mock the rabid right from the safety of your comfortable homes, but when Our Nation is threatened, who is it you’ll turn to who’ll go down in basements and blog about how some other macho people than themselves need to go to war?
Help! The Islamofascists are here! Someone needs to check their kerning FAST!
Jewy Couture?
Well, we’ve been predicting for months that things would get really ugly as the election approached. And we were right.
I originally thought this would be a good thing, a national catharsis where the evil fucks would expose themselves for what they are and decent people everywhere would unite in horror. And I do think that is happening to a heartening degree. Kathleen Parker seems to be getting quite the shock in this regard, for example, and if she can put two and two together and be honest about the total, maybe other non-insane Republicans can too.
But I’m now starting to think that there are way more of the really batshit fuckers than I thought, and that they are the ones who will coalesce and begin to make a case that batshit craziness and racist thuggery are the new norm. I know that the internet allows people to say things they’d never say in a public forum in the meatworld and it’s easy to overestimate the problem, but . . . If even one in a hundred is really potentially dangerous, it’s not a good thing. At all.
I really hope my first thesis is correct. Otherwise, things may get terribly bad. It may be a good idea to vote early or by absentee ballot. I’m worrying about polling place intimidation in some areas. The wingnuts are getting scarier than bathtub meth users after a six-day run, when you can actually smell violence oozing from the pores like the world’s worst cologne.
But I’m now starting to think that there are way more of the really batshit fuckers than I thought [. . .] If even one in a hundred is really potentially dangerous, it’s not a good thing.
I think that, for the large majority of the cases, the dedication to wingnuttiness is not deep enough to motivate any real-world violence, but who knows? Vigilance is about all we can rely on, if there’s no way of getting some poll watchers.
I certainly plan to vote early, though I don’t expect any trouble here. I might, if the Democrats had a ghost of a chance in Utah and made the wingnuts feel threatened, but even then I doubt much would stir up – the righties are pretty complacent here. This place is so red the air gets a bit pinkish.
Even so, I suspect that this fucknozzle doesn’t have, as he might put it, a prayer at winning the Utah governorship. He’s running as an uber-Christian Libertarian, and has publicly made quite a fool of himself in recent years. Dishonest businessman (teh Crazy Eddie of Computers, sorta), gun nut, godbag – the Sadlynauts might have a bit of fun with him.
Wow, zuzu, that is one hell of a cesspool you’ve turned up over there. I couldn’t stand more than a quick skim of about three pages.
I heard an interesting thing on Air America this morning. Apparently, Palin’s debating strong suit is the short-answer, no follow-up format. She can spout her non-answer generalities in response to a request for specifics without fear of a Couric-style shark attack (heh) asking for, you know, specifics. Tonight’s debate format favors her.
So we’re up to three reasons Palin will win tonight: (1) Low expectations. (2) Gwen Ifill is biased against her. (3) The format fits her folksy, meandering, no-answer style.
I’ll have to watch it on TiVo and read the reviews, because I’m attending a Scotch-drinking event tonight. But I am not sanguine about hte* outcome here.
*Actual typo.
(1) Low expectations. (2) Gwen Ifill is biased against her. (3) The format fits her folksy, meandering, no-answer style.
#2 is not part of the broader audience’s awareness.
Things are very blue here in Iowa at this time and we’re not noted for violence generally, but in some places in the country i expect there may be some problems. As you say, about all we can do is be vigilant. I think, too, that a lot of them are just to chickenshit to do anything but squawk. I hope.
I have strong, happy childhood memories of going to the polls with my mom and grandparents and newer memories of taking my son with me when I voted, and I really don’t like to vote early. I imagine I’ll wait and go to the polls on election day. I’m such a sentimentalist.
Eventually, like the UK, America will be adopting the laws of Sharia. Women will be required to cover their faces and wear B
erkasirkenstocks.Fixed.
Roy on Parker’s “reality check”.
Just a speedbump for Kathleen – nothing life-changing. In the same column she’s soon back to equating partisanship with death-threats and heaping blame on Pelosi and teh Clenis.
Women will be required to cover their faces and wear B
erkasirkenstocks.I like Birkenstocks, they’re very comfy. Too expensive for me, though. Do you think it’ll be allowed to wear the Payless version? Or will that not be elitist enough?
Why do Americans hate America?
Hmm, & where pray tell is The Trout to tell you all how hysterical Palin makes you icky liberals because you know you’re going to lose? What with the market still tanking even with a bailout, I’m sure some of us would welcome some comic relief right about now.
Just a speedbump for Kathleen – nothing life-changing. In the same column she’s soon back to equating partisanship with death-threats and heaping blame on Pelosi and teh Clenis.
Baby steps, henry. They can’t be deprogrammed overnight. Their heads would asplode.
Is that guy suggesting we comb the Amazon in search of a giant snake which might be capable of moderating this debate?
Okay… what?
Hey, look what I found in the Therese Daniels profile.
I wonder if she realizes that part of the troopergate scandal is that Palin killed a multi-million dollar initiative to fight sexual assault crimes in Alaska, with an emphasis on solving cases involving children.
Late to the party as usual but soldiering on…
“Quality poodle grooming ain’t cheap.”
Yeah and her dog needs a haircut once in a while too.
And I want Biden to eviscerate Palin. Calmly, briefly and throroughly. I want her to leave the stage crying.
Hey, a boy can dream.
After reading Therese Daniels’ article, I have only one question. Do I have to go pick up my gold plated feces, or will Obama mail it to me after the election?
MzNicky, the Republicans still have one ideological rallying point: pissing off the Libruls.
That’s probably enough for most of them.
“Is any thing in America Sacred to Obama?”
I am sure that Obama holds “Tighten Up” by Archie Bell and the Drells” sacrosanct.
Malkin’s not racist, she’s against Gwen Ifill moderating the event because she’s French!
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