Now that is scary. I can’t imagine how to treat anyone who was serious if they referred to wanting ObL “dead or alive” and really meant dead.

“It is so extreme that it once tried to hire a manwhore to give George W. Bush a blow job live on national television”?

Thank goodness the leadership of the U.S. is so un-extreme that it’s never tried to assassinate bin Laden and has made only a half-assed attempt to even capture him.

It is so extreme that it once tried to…
Get a tattoo while being dropped out of a helicopter for mountaintop snowboarding?

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra: It’s Like Al Qaeda Meets Tony Hawk!

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is SO EXTREME that they fly buildings into airports. While drinking Mountain Dew.

That’s pretty extreme, Dark Backward, I ain’t gonna lie. If only you could work snowboarding into it somehow…

theyre so extreme theyve targeted themselves for assassination.

Have you heard about this Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra? It’s an extreme terrorist group. It’s so extreme…

HOW EXTREME IS IT?

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme that they assassinated Johnny Carson.

(Too soon, but I couldn’t stop myself)

They are so extreme that what we know of them is fake and what we cannot know is unknowable and what is knowable can be hidden on a pinhead but unnamable.

I feel so depleted from just having had that insight.

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme that it once tried to…

…jump a motorcycle on to the back of a moving train?

no, wait…

…bolt a whole bottle of Robitussin then snort a line of ground up Altoids…

Bah.

My petition to aid Montserratian refugees is live!

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme that Tom Ridge couldn’t think of a new color so he resigned before the news came out.

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is sooo extreme, Allah says “Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra Akbar”!

They’re so extreme, their Imam is married to David Bowie!

They’re so extreme, they’re developing a dirrty bomb!

They’re so extreme they want to privatize our Social Security too.

Sorry, Brad R’s punchline wins. Hands down.

But, I’ll throw in:
“Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme that Bush had to nominate them twice before the Senate would confirm them”

“Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme that they want men to be able to apply AbsorbShun in whatever quantity they want”

They’re so extreme they totally flipped out on this kid just because he opened a window!

…that they hate the Taliban for their freedom! Bang, zoom! Thank you!

They’re so x-treem they sell deodorant along with Wu-Tangers Redman and Method Man.

This Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra group is so extreme…(HOW EXTREME ARE THEY?)…they’re so extreme that they make their hostages listen to Ryan Adams albums before slitting their throats.

They are so extreme that they do not officially recognize Bush as the great and supreme ruler of the world.

theyre so extreme they think jesus christ is their savior.

or perhaps,

theyre so extreme they think joe rogan is their savior.

They’re so extreme, they go to Kaye Grogan’s house for panty raids.

They are so EXTREME that they actually spell it eXXXtreme, and Vin Diesel will play them in their movie.

This Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra group is so extreme that they cut off their own testicles after the Taliban lost in Afganistan.

They are so extreme, they sent like, 50 pizzas to Osama’s house, and then totally watched him blow up from across the street.

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme they make the Bush administration look like moderates.

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme they supported dean for Democratic National Committee chair.

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme, it once tried to drink Coca Cola and Pop Rocks … AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!
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Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme, it still thinks Hillary will run in 2004!
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Grand Theft Auto 6: Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra … now we’re really talkin’ extreme!

Al-Takfir Wa Al-Hijra is so extreme they had sex with Osama’s mom and W’s mom at the same time then totally emailed the video link to both of them. Batshit insane, that lot.