You took the words ball right out of my mouth

Good news everybody!

LONDON (Reuters) – A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying “that’s yours.” [Emphasis added.]

Well, at least he didn’t say “Here, I think you dropped this.”

Sadly, in related news:

One To Support Welsh, Cuts The Testicles!!

LONDON (Reuters) – A fan of Welsh Rugby cut the testicles following a bet lost related to the unexpected victory of his team vis-a-vis in England this weekend, brings back Tuesday Daily Mirror.

Geoff Huish, 26, were convinced so much that England would carry it Saturday that it declared before the match with the people who had accompanied it to drink glass in a private club: “If the Welsh gain, I cut myself them.”

His/her companions thought that it joked.

But after the victory of its team, Huish returned at his place and cut the testicles by means of a knife.

It then traversed, its gonades in the hand, the 200 meters separating it from the club where it was presented at general amazement. [Emphasis added, well-deserved general amazement in the original.] [French original]

Happy Valentine’s Day for ALL!

(First link thanks to She Flies With Her Own Wings. Thanks to Blair for the second link.)


Comments: 10


AbsorbShun, castration, where will it all end?


First freeballing became hip to the point where a pizza commercial has the “psychic” guy guessing if the delivery guy is going “commando,” and now this.

Slippery slope indeed…

lolz teh l4m3

My Montserrat refugee petition is live!


Ahem. To quote the illustrious rappers 1108 Thugz:

“Ballz in ya mouf,
Ballz in ya mouf,
Where? In ya mouf,
What? My ballz.”


That reminds me of the limerick I wrote about John Wayne Bobbitt in 1993:

His name was Bobbitt, John Wayne,
In bed his wife found him a pain,
In a fit of malice,
She cut off his phallus,
And left it to rot in the rain.

Has my limerick been published before? Sadly, No! (btw, the “pain” and “rain” lines are not really accurate. Poetic license.)


A better copy of the story (in English, instead of roughly translated French) appears here:


Maybe this is one for the Darwin Awards. Somebody so dumb that he paid mankind a service by taking himself out of the gene pool.


British people need some fucking help.


They sound nuts to me.

Get it? Nuts? You know, like n…oh, never mind. It’s obvious that nobody around here appreciates a deft pun. Fine. I’ll go somewhere else then. Be that way.


That woman’s a sick pervert – how would people have reacted if it was the other way round, the guy trying to force her to have sex against her will. It’s attempted rape, and the sick pervert (the woman) whould have got locked up for a LOT longer – life, in fact.


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