Guess they studied Con Law with Ann Coulter

Human Events Online asks:

Do you recall voting for these laws? […]

AL QAEDA GETS A LAWYER: Thanks to liberal judges, foreign enemy combatants now have access to our courts. Look for them to demand the right to a lawyer, paid for by U.S. taxpayers.

Do you recall voting for these laws? Sadly, No!

WOMAN: Order, eh — who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don’t vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, ‘ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen — strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power
just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

Well, we hope that cleared things up. [Fixed our bit.]

Fixed typo in poor Ann’s name.


Comments: 14


MORTICIAN: Who’s that then?
CUSTOMER: I don’t know.
MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
MORTICIAN: He hasn’t got shit all over him.

Our King Chimpy does, though; he’s rolling in it up to his scalp.

(It’s a “bint”, not a “bit” that is moistened, btw.)

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The preview function is sort of useless, ain’t it. Crap. I’m swearing off line breaks as of now.


Funny, I don’t remember voting for those laws, or any others for that matter . . . but maybe that’s because I was never elected to Congress or anything like that.


I don’t think I voted for that, but I do remember thinking that our constitution is an important document, and that it was America’s job to provide freedom for all men. I think this is our President’s view, also.


i don’t remember voting for emperor poopypants either…


Look for them to demand the right to a lawyer, paid for by U.S. taxpayers.Those bastards! First they claim that we can’t lock them up for the rest of their lives without charging them with anything. Then they claim we can’t beat the shit out of them whenever we feel like it — “Geneva Conventions” and all that crap. Now they want lawyers?! Next thing, they’ll demand to be charged with something and given trials! What do they think this is, America?


What do they think this is, America?

Well, I thought we were living in an autonomous collective.


I didn’t vote for that damn Bill of Rights either. And now that I’ve looked at it (and found out some old coots in breeches and bad wigs stuck it in that Constitution thingie a long time ago without letting my ancestors vote for it either — well, they were cleaning out pigstys in Holland at the time, so they couldn’t have voted anyway, but the principle is still important) it looks to me as if some sort of commie/socialist/terrorist types wrote it. I mean what’s this gibberish about “due process” and “cruel and unusual punishment” and “equal protection” anyway? Sounds like something you’d find in “The Communist Manifesto” or Mao’s “Little Red Book.” Those damn Lieberals, what’ll they think of next as part of their evil plans to destroy The American Way of Life?


Help, help, I’m being repressed by the Bill of Rights!


Another case of election fraud under Moron/Psycho 04?

No! Look it’s Clinton’s fault.


ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
I never realized that Bill O’Reilly was just quoting Monty Python. His guests should be told, so they can respond with an Eric Idle imitation “Help! Help! I’m bein’ repressed!”


I think, if we don’t want foreign “enemy” “combatants” in our courts, we probably shouldn’t put them in our prisons.


I, for one, would like to visit their anarchosyndicalist commune.


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