Facts only get in the way of righteous indignation. It’s hard to pour the essence of one’s deserved, self-promoting, supercilious outrage into an editorial if your mind has to keep running over facts. And if you write it down on a piece of paper, you might lose your spot when look down to chekc a fact.

All in all, I’d say Kevin definitely wrote one of his most written editorials this time.

I guess whenever you have a (fill in the blank — Estonian-American Christian Scientist, left-handed philatelist, or whatever) who is the first (whatever it is) nominated to a certain position, you can’t apply the general standards of fitness for that position, and it would be terrible to “put the kibosh” on him/her, which would crush the dreams and aspirations of all Estonian-American Christian Scientists. Sounds like that dreaded affirmative action stuff that wingnuts hate.

Would being the first ever also make her the most qualified ever? Sadly, no.

Didn’t your mother warn you that listening to ejaculate like that would grow hair on your ears?

As Al Sharpton said at the Sacto. DNC meeting: “Condi’s my color, but Boxer’s my kind.”

See what happened? I was trying to use the untamed and dangerous powers of logic while I was typing my previous comment, and look what it did to my typing skills!

Out of all the blogs I read, Sadly, No! is one.

Recipe:

Little Sour Kevins
Serves: Thousands, it’s spreads REAL thin.

To 185 lbs of raw manure, add
3 quarts vinegar,
1 photo of the Clenis,
1/2 a brain,
One dash spittle,
1 overfull cup half-truths
Fold in:
not one drop of the blood of the unborn,

Mixing: Beat as desired

Bake: under the searing heat of learned helplesness or, alternately, prostitutional uselesness

***Warning: limit consumption to “quotes” and “links”, direct consumption may cause nausea, misunderestimation, and confusion (diminishing frontal lobe activity, increased mammian “pack-mentality” sub-brain response). Repeated viewing by conservatives may cause hair to grow on palms. ***