Sadly, No!’s favorite eBay user is back, leaving feedback that makes the whole world sing:

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tandy makes sucky computers, I sell them to you

Never paid for item, ignored my emails, supports the taliban, is a big homo.

Don’t let the hat fool you, man, the Pope’s a crazy farker!

I have a crush on this girl named Amy. Too bad she’s married.

Filled up this mp3 player with mp3s of me brushing my teeth. Hope you liked it.

This guy didn’t pay me yet but what the heck, it’s been a crazy day!

Seller paid me so fast that I question his sanity. A+++@$(*!#(&@$^*(@$*)!#

Of course, he also likes to respond to feedback as well:

fast payment, nice transaction A++++++++++++++
Reply by phoneloser-rbcp: You gave me considerably less +’s than you give other buyers. I’m offended.

Thanks for a fine transaction. A+++ Hope to see you again soon.
Reply by phoneloser-rbcp: You’ve never seen me. We arranged all this by email. Quit being delusional.

More along those lines here and there.

[Fixed link — we think.]