Awesome vetting
My personal stance on Sarah Palin’s daughter is that it ain’t none of my business. She’s a kid, kids make mistakes, and I hope the press leaves her alone.
I’m personally much more amused about stuff like this:
Palin Was a Director of Embattled Sen. Stevens’s 527 Group
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin began building clout in her state’s political circles in part by serving as a director of an independent political group organized by the now embattled Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens.
Palin’s name is listed on 2003 incorporation papers of the “Ted Stevens Excellence in Public Service, Inc.,” a 527 group that could raise unlimited funds from corporate donors. The group was designed to serve as a political boot camp for Republican women in the state. She served as one of three directors until June 2005, when her name was replaced on state filings.
Palin’s relationship with Alaska’s senior senator may be one of the more complicated aspects of her new position as Sen. John McCain’s running mate; Stevens was indicted in July 2008 on seven counts of corruption.
Palin, an anti-corruption crusader in Alaska, had called on Stevens to be open about the issues behind the investigation. But she also held a joint news conference with him in July, before he was indicted, to make clear she had not abandoned him politically.
Stevens had been helpful to Palin during her run for governor, swooping in with a last moment endorsement. And the two filmed a campaign commercial together to highlight Stevens’s endorsement of Palin during the 2006 race.
The group was called “Ted Stevens Excellence in Public Service?” Like, really?
That’s pretty mavericky, my friends.
Nice work.
But her trailer-trash daughter being pregnant–and McCain knowing about it–is pretty awesome too.
Funny thing about those Republican anti-corruption crusaders. They are generally very lonely at parties.
Oh my God. This woman is just a gift that keeps on giving.
Again, yeah, leave the kid to deal with her life & upcoming kid, whether it be 1 or 2. I don’t care, from that view.
But maybe, just maybe, I can stop getting lectured by the righties on how Governor Palin’s all-Amurkan social conservative views are what me & Amurka need right now and how McCain’s selection of her was going to help turn our nation’s values around etc. etc.
I still say the biggest threat posed by McCain’s selection of Palin is that this is how he intends to govern, i.e., to give power based on political contingencies to fundamentalist right wingers likely to pursue a hard right social conservative ideological agenda, with a reputation for using state power unaccountably to pursue personal power vendettas.
In other words, Cheney II: The Hagee/Parsleying.
Brad, the aughterday thing doesn’t say much for the stinence-abay teaching thing, or the mandatory carry your pregnancy to term thing, or the Xtian role model thing.
But otherwise, never mind them fundies behind the curtain and John McCain’s grabby, creepy embrace of same.
At least it’s not a taxpayer funded litter of colored children gettin’ squeezed out.
/Alkon
Remainder bin: fiction section.
Hard Call: The Art of Great Decisions by John McCain
I like movies with big explosions in them.
At McCain campaign HQ, the staff meeting in the war room has got to be fascinating. Trying to determine if they should ride it out, or have her step down to “take care of her family in this time of need”.
Which carries the most political risk? While one course might lead to short term fallout, which has the most upside in november?
And if you do dump her, who is the safest choice, and how do you make it look like you chose them for reasons other than they were the safest choice?
Personally, I think they’ll decided that dumping her is worse than keeping her, but it’s a close call and a case could be made either way…
mikey
OMG I frickin’ LOVE this woman. LOVE. HER.
She’s the embodiement of the clueless cluelessosity about the internons & Utubes of the entire GOP.
No, that’s not fair. Why the hell should she have ever in a zillion years thought her support for Stevens would be an issue outside of Alaska?
BECAUSE MCPOW PICKED HER ON THE SPURM OF THE MOMENT, THAT’S WHY.
She is the embodiment of McPOW’s unfitness to lead. She makes it painfully, clearly, screamingly obvious that the only decisions he should be trusted with involve the Seniors’ Specials menu at Denny’s.
Get the guy with the hook before I laugh myself to death.
Actual news footage of the Palin family decamping to Washington.
Righteous Bubba said,
September 1, 2008 at 21:06
I like movies with big explosions in them.
Election 2008: LABOR DAY WITH A VENGEANCE!
According to JedReport, credit for Palin’s meteoric rise goes to some idiot with a blog.
Yup, I got yer vetting right here.
Personally, I think they’ll decided that dumping her is worse than keeping her, but it’s a close call and a case could be made either way…
If they dump her, I wonder if she’ll still be allowed to speak in the convention slot they had set up for her before she became the VP choice? No hard feelings and all….
PS: the cops are completely out of control here in St. Paul. This sucks.
PS: the cops are completely out of control here in St. Paul. This sucks.
Is there even a convention going on, or is it just an excuse for the right wing authoritarians to beat on the dfh’s?
With any luck, they will dump her, and replace her with another walking disaster. Lieberman maybe. The social conservatives will recoil in horror, and I think absolutely everyone hates Lieberman’s guts anyway, and the decision would just look like sheer panic.
The thing is. Who could they replace Palin with who really is a safe option? The GOP is such a wreck now they would honestly struggle to find someone scandal and skeleton free.
From “The Elephantman’s” blog, win some, lose some:
This blog is the result of about a month worth of research on potential Republican Vice-Presidential candidates for the 2008 election. I had been considerably less than thrilled with all of the early speculation, mostly swirling around second-tier presidential candidates, so I decided to see if there was anyone better suited for the job that I hadn’t been hearing about. So, I developed the following profile for the perfect VP candidate (using Rudy Giuliani as my presumptive presidential candidate):
1) A energetic, young, fresh face who will energize the electorate
2) Not connected to the current administration
3) Pro-Life
4) Pro-Gun
5) A woman or minority to counter Hillary or Obama and put to rest the idea that America only elects white males
Yep, I’ve said it at least twice before: Palin wound up on McCain’s VP list in the first place because the wingnut bloggers were cheering for her. And we all know how well they pay attention to such things as facts and due diligence. About the only people cheering his decision last Friday were those same wingnut bloggers and MSM pundits with their talking point memos.
As I said, fucking Joementum looks like a better choice. Then again, McCain had no real great choices.
Here’s what Palin is: A peter-principled politician who rode the tide of low expectations and reasonable ball-playing to go from mayor of a fishing outpost to governor of a sparsely populated, federal tit-sucking state. She’s both given slight nods toward fighting corruption as well as embracing it. She also sounds like a fucking moron when she talks.
Know what’s just wacky? Well, first we hear that Obama isn’t experienced enough, isn’t experienced enough, isn’t experienced enough. Now with this yahoo in the running mate slot, we hear either that experience is overrated OR that running a state next across a strait from Siberia makes you the next Churchill. But that’s not the worst of it. See, I’ve already seen on The Corner that they’re ready and willing to let her get fucked up by Biden in the VP debate, noting that they hope he’ll kick her ass so well that voters will feel sorry for her. Amazing. Not only does experience not even matter anymore, it’s BAD…having no experience and getting called out for it is apparently a virtue for Miss Mooseburger.
I mean, why not just nominate a crippled puppy?
There are administational meetings this afternoon. Policy Stuff. I think the convention is going to be televised for about an hour this evening but I’ve heard the only speaker that will be available to speak live is Joe Lieberman. That should be entertaining.
Reports are saying that less than 10,000 people are in town to take part in the protest parade that was scheduled for noon today. From what I’ve been seeing around town it seems like there’s one cop for every three protesters. Apparently anyone who steps outside the lines is getting roughed up. The bust near my house is one of these fucked up preemptive busts.
Ted Stevens explains.
It’s an excuse for them to beat on the DFL’s.
As for the CUCS student “studying polisci” – guess he’s successfully made his entree into wingnut welfare land. Next stop, Heritage?
The GOP is such a wreck now they would honestly struggle to find someone scandal and skeleton free.
They can look to someone who’s already been through the fire. David Vitter? Mark Foley? Larry Craig? Ted Stevens?
If they want to stay with the appeal-to-disaffected-Hillary-voters thing, Jean Schmidt’s available, as is Marilyn Musgrove.
Sorta OT question: do you ever get to throw two Hail Mary passes in the same game?
If you notice, she jumped ship on the corrupt officials about the time that we finally got wind that they’d be investigated.
She’s a slippery one, eh?
My instincts all scream that the smart political move would be to have Palin step down right fuckin’ now. There is still some time before the election for the memory-like-a-steel-sieve American public to if not forget about this,at least for the memory’s freshness to fade a bit. I’d have her step down, call it all the fault of the mean and evil liebruls that this nice lady and her family are being driven – driven I say! – out of the public eye. Then I’d name Huckabee V.P. because that’s McCain’s only, uh, prayer of holding on to the fundies if he tosses Palin overboard. Then I’d hope for the best.
Just my opinion. Whatever the smart move may or may not be, though, we can be pretty sure the McCain campaign won’t chose it.
Just talked with a friend of mine closer to downtown and he says that the parade is going OK. The anarchists are away from the parade route and smashing windows and whatever else is smashable. He’s glad they’re getting busted…
I’m sure the reality is somewhere in the middle…
This only reinforces Palin’s reformist credentials. Indeed, it is central to her point.
Besides, IOKIYAR.
My money is on McP.O.W. nominating a fetus in a jar for VP.
Todd & Sarah Palin: White Trash Power Yuppies !
Jeez, did that just come out of me ?
Uhhh, substitute “cute cuddly little pre-born baby” for “fetus” in my previous post.
I think that comment would have been more appropriate in the previous thread.
Or you could substitute “pre-born D-Day Minus-18-Years Future Cannon Fodder” for fetus.
So let’s see. You liberals want to talk about corruption
OMG DID YOU HEAR WHO NUMBNUTS MCCAIN PICKED FOR VP?!?!?!?
The Truth — dude, you are so made of Fail.
OT: got CNN on and the Repubs are opening their Four Days Hate. The woman singing the national anthem is wearing..a crown. Wha…?
This is what I love about Teh Troof. The hamfisted jack-off attempts at oneupsmanship:
1) Wingnut asshole shoots up a church. Got the inspiration from Hannity and Savage.
2) Troof’s response? “Yeah, but liberals like Mao!”
1) Super Awesome Fundamentalist And Upright Moral Sarah Palin is no stranger to corruption and didn’t teach her daughter about safe sex.
2) Troof’s response? “Yeah, but Byrd was in the KKK!”
I’m sure this will resonate with voters, pencildick. Go back to jacking off to Michelle Obama pictures and crying in your Game Fuel, you fucking sack of shit.
> My personal favorite is Jack Murtha, the Democrat caught on tape telling FBI agents during Abscam that with a little more business, he’s ready to take their bribe money.
I think this line of investigation should start with Charles Keating. There is plenty of meat on that bone to make McP.O.W. even more nervous than when he was singing to his Viet Cong captors and worried about his fellow POWs hearing about his turncoat status.
The GOP is such a wreck now they would honestly struggle to find someone scandal and skeleton free.
Scandal-free is a problem for them. Skeleton-free is easy: more than half the party is spine free; judging by the low-quality dental work I see when they bloviate, a large percentage are tooth-free; and it’s hard to explain their logic without discussing the possibility of them being skull-free.
I believe we know who Gary Ruppert is now!!! From the NY Times story today about vetting:
Steve Schmidt, the chief strategist for the McCain campaign, was surrounded by reporters and cameras as he walked through the media center next door to the Xcel Center in St. Paul, where the convention is taking place. Asked over and over when and how Mr. McCain found out about Bristol’s pregnancy, he repeated, “Senator McCain was aware” of it and called it “a private family matter,” He would not say when he found out or how, calling it a “private conversation.”
“The fact is, John McCain had a thorough search and made the decision to add Sarah Palin to the ticket because he believes,” he said, that she “will change America.”
Also, if McCain is going to appear by satellite, he’s going to look horrific on that 75 foot screen.
Buckwheat- No thanks. I’ve already seen the in-house graphics they’re going with- Country First!. Ain’t no way I’m putting myself through a few days of that shit.
The Truth said,
September 1, 2008 at 21:42
Hanx for the walk down memory lane, troofie.
We’ll all be seeing you on November 5, right?
Hey the truth can you come up with something that isn’t forty years old.
C’mon, Truth, mention Chapaquidick. You know you want to.
Come and listen to a story ’bout Miss. Sarah P.
As slippery a character as you will ever see
And then one day she was shootin’ at a moose
And grandpappy said please give my campaign juice!
Fresh blood that is!
Alaska tea!
Well the next thing ya know the candidate for veep
Is young Sarah P. ’tis enough to make you weep
Enough family secrets to make sane people cry
They didn’t even vett her so just kiss the win goodbye
> Maybe you’re a fan of Robert Byrd, the Ku Klux Klansman turned Senator. Perhaps you are a traditionalist, opting for Ted Kennedy’s brand of alcohol-soused manslaughter. It is a big tent, after all.
I kinda prefer to look at Strom Thurmond’s brand of “screw the nigra that I hate and have a baby with her” hypocrisy, as well as chimpo’s “killing hundreds of thousands of you Iraqis will make you safer” type of mass murder.
Yo yo yo, loony libs! It’s the Cool Coach once again to drop a SPREAD of TRUTH on you! We conquering conservatives are still hyped up about Super Sarah, the Power Palin, and….
Fuck, I just can’t do this anymore. Anyone got a gun?
Here I am on my 5th or 6th shadenfreude Labor Day “orgasm” and my significant other is still concerned about voter fraud on Nov. 4th. and unmanned attacks on Iranian nuke sites.
Stupid Thom Hartmann. Stupid Amy Goodman. Honey, take those damn headphones off and come read comments at Sadly, No. sigh……..
My personal stance on Sarah Palin’s daughter is that it ain’t none of my business. She’s a kid, kids make mistakes, and I hope the press leaves her alone.
What is our business is Sarah Palin holding herself up as a champion of right wing fundie xtian values. So far she’s failed her own grade.
Palin scares the sh*t out of me but I’ve been ordered to cheerlead for her.
And I get ANOTHER monogrammed totebag from bribes.mccain.com!
Okay, I was very oogy about this “All Palin, All The Time” chord in the “Sadly, No!” symphonia of snarkology … but Jeebus Cripes, this freak is like a Mega-Alkon of pure unmitigated Goombah … only a couple of days & she’s looking like a missing character from “Deliverance” with hooters & a makeover!
Want another gem?
She incorporated some kind of “consulting” business for one year ONLY called Rouge Cou – it’s “Red Neck” in French, isn’t that just, like, totally KEWL? Recommend screencapping For Maximum Justice, as the state’s been mysteriously moving & scrubbing websites like crazy for the last week or so – heaven only knows why.
Meet Sideshow Sarah, Vice Presidential nominee and clown
…one teenaged pregnancy at a time.
Shorter The Truth
“Iran_Contra, what the hell is that, and Wtaergate was just a break-in”
Okay, just for a minute let’s imagine that McCain picked somebody else.
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Heh, no, can’t do it.
Just another quiet Labor Day weekend at the house of S,N!.
Anyone read any good books?
YOU FUCKING GODDAMNED CUNT by John McCain. It just came out.
Looks like she’s transitioning from the New Quayle to the New Eagleton. Heckuva job, John!
I can’t even waste the time or effort to snark on this weak shit – you think just maybe you could bring some nasty on someone who’s, you know, actually running for office in THIS election? No? Then give yourself a big goose-egg, you flaccid little man-bitch. The stench of your fail is our cologne. Oh, & have kaboodles of heavy-duty fun re-reading your message to “Teh Future” in November, ya tool.
PROTIP: You’ll have to make sure & get the tears off your keyboard quickly, or their high salt content will corrode delicate microswitch components necessary to operate the keys. Cotton cloth is highly absorbent & won’t contaminate the keyboard with dust the way paper-towels can.
On that Rouge Cou tip, it doesn’t mean “redneck” – it means “neck red” as there are other references to “Cou Rouge” available by way of the google – so it’s not just French, it’s bad French.
From the Department of Better Late Than Never:
McCain campaign sends team of 8 to Alaska to vett Palin.
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happens the day Palin announces her unwed teen daughter is pregnant, since as we know, she had already told McCain about that.
(Though seriously – the pregnant teen daughter was at the announcement, albeit in charge of holding the infant, all the better to disguise her condition…it would at this point be extremely counter-productive for word to leak out that McCain hadn’t known the daughter was pregnant, since it would indicate that he’s not with it enough to have noticed when the girl was right there at the rally or before or after…)
APPLYING MAKEUP WITH A TROWEL by Anonymous Trollop. It’s been on the best seller list for a quite a while, I finally picked it up.
How very big of you, especially since Aristophanes already plastered it all over the blog.
Nuance.
…it would indicate that he’s not with it enough to have noticed when the girl was right there…
Not necessarily. His attention was just elsewhere – he can describe her mom’s booty in great detail by now.
How very big of you, especially since Aristophanes already plastered it all over the blog.
Fuck. I knew I shouldn’t have let the cat out of the bag that Palin’s daughter is pregnant. Now the whole world knows!
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©: Win.
Goober: Don’t you have a farting contest over at Ace of Spades to get to?
Speaking of plastering all over the place, what’s your stance on boogers, booger?
More fun, this on the party front. Political parties, that is. Governor Palin gives a warm welcome to the Alaska Independence Party’s 2008 convention. According to Dexter Clarke, the AIP’s vice-chair, she used to be a member.
Don’t go changing on us or dropping off the GOP ticket, Madame Governor. We love you just the way you are!
McCain campaign sends team of 8 to Alaska to vett Palin.
WTF? They are vetting her AFTER she’s on the ticket? That can’t be real. Now I know why David Letterman sucks so badly – all his comedy writers are working for the McCain campaign now.
So, she really did board that flight in labor — man, oh, man. I kinda favored the cover-up story, if only to give her the benefit of the doubt!
The story here is not the pregnancy — these things happen — but the way McCain’s people handled the vetting and the roll-out. I mean, picking Pacman Jones to be VP would have kinda stepped on Obama’s post-speech bounce also, but that doesn’t mean it’s a thing to be done.
Not-Actually-Shorter The Truth:
(runs face first into a wall)
“I meant to do that.”
(runs face first into another wall)
“I meant to do that, too.”
(runs face first into another wall)
“I m-meant ta do that.”
(runs face first into the first wall)
(spits out tooth)
“Give up, p-pussy libs, I’m k-kickin’ yer ass.”
(falls on face, breaks nose)
Interesting stuff about the AIP – they’ve taken “secede from the United States” off of their platform, but they make Grover Norquist look like a Communist.
Well if they really are vetting her after the fact (I got to see that confirmed, that’s unimaginably stupid even for the McCain campaign) they must be deciding whether its more damaging to drop her or keep her.
Well if they really are vetting her after the fact
The word for this is “panicking”.
It’s the inside Alaska political speculation that’s really fascinating for me. I stumbled upon this blog while trying to find out about McCain’s day late dollar short vetting team. Lots of rumours flying around up there about scrubbed government budget info and people floating theories about the vetting team really being a clean up team sent to bury information before it gets out. Eenteresting. Paranoid or just tuned in to Alaska politics? Who knows?
Watch out guys – she’s got a black belt in Pa-lin D’oh!.
forget lieberman. the replacement veep will be lindsey graham.
and hey goober, blaming liberals won’t help. all palin’s problems were uncovered just by people looking at her history. somebody dropped the ball and his initials are JSM3.
“Whew! Just in the nick ofOHHHH FUUUUUUCK!!!”
bad person said,
September 1, 2008 at 23:05
forget lieberman. the replacement veep will be lindsey graham.
Not if Charlie (They Made Me Get Hitched! To A Chick!) Crist has anything to say about it.
Ahh, the AIP.
“Country First” as the convention theme??? Oh that’s rich.
From the blog I linked to above:
I’m guessing there’s a lot more to come. Dairy-gate? Sounds like someone left the gate open and the cows got out . . .
Wow, even a redneck version of Pedro Almodovar couldn’t have created a family like the Palins.
Oh God. She really is the gift that keeps on giving. Amazing.
From Candy’s link…
and on, and on.
I’m going to piss myself laughing repeatedly between now and November.
It’s got me thinking. How many members of the stuffed menagerie at Chez Palin are albatrosses?
Halcro is probably a mixed bag, containing doses of quality insider information and personal grudge. He was a Republican member of the state legislator until 2006, when he ran for governor as an independent, against Sarah Palin, of course.
state legislature
Governor Palin gives a warm welcome to the Alaska Independence Party’s 2008 convention. According to Dexter Clarke, the AIP’s vice-chair, she used to be a member.
From secessionist to VP-nominee! Truly the US is a nation of opportunity.
I can’t be arsed looking up the exact wording, but there’s some Doonesbury dialog from back in the 80s that for some reason comes to mind:
“But Representative, it can’t be easy to turn around and completely reverse the heart-felt principles of your whole career!”
“No, it takes at least 24 hours. You wouldn’t believe the paperwork.”
Alaska Independence Party
Breakaway republic on the Russian border with a reckless Christian leader, resource wealth, and endemic cronyism. Is this Alaska, or Georgia?
Vet her? I thought you said PET her!
Now get offa my lawn!
I didn’t have a lawn for five and half years.
My personal stance on Sarah Palin’s daughter is that it ain’t none of my business. She’s a kid, kids make mistakes, and I hope the press leaves her alone.
Awesome. Good to know that there are still some people with class.
On that Rouge Cou tip, it doesn’t mean “redneck” – it means “neck red” as there are other references to “Cou Rouge” available by way of the google – so it’s not just French, it’s bad French.
She then called it “Rouge Cul,” and boy were her cheeks red when she discovered that was also bad French.
You know, John McCain didn’t have a VP candidate for 5 and 1/2 years when he was being tortured as a POW in Vietnam. So now, we need to allow him to have whichever one he wants.
“Like many people, I was conned by Ted Stevens. Once it became apparent that he was not the paragon of public service I had taken him to be, I left the 527.”
Won’t play.
So CNN covers this by stating that liberal blogs were fueling speculation about Trig and Bristol, citing that GOS diary as evidence. Then they quote the McCain camp as saying they were getting “a bunch of phone calls about this.” Ummm…I’m sorry, I know the ebil Kos and his legion of minions are pervasive in the intarwebs, but something about this doesn’t sound right. Yeah I’m guessing all those phone calls were Rove telling Palin to pre-emptive strike and at the same time offer cover by pinning this on the “tacky” liberal blogs.
BTW those interested in a pic of “Levi” can find it at http://cajunboy.tumblr.com/. Scroll down for some interesting commentary on the ongoing revision of the Palin family history.
Good luck, Levi, and good luck to all involved.
So librul blogs = dirty nasty rumormongers, and conservative blogs = citizen journalists? I can haz m3dya plz?
TV QVOQVE!!!!I!!!I!!!UNDECIM!!!!
…shouldn’t that be “VNDECIM”?
“Ollie.” I said – “Do you remember Sarah Palin from your time in Alaska?”
“Yep, I ‘member that gal. Good looker she was. Great point guard an’ dang near won a beauty contest – too bad for her there were better lookin’ gals there. What I ‘member most ’bout ‘er was the way she fired!”
“Oh yes…” I said “…I hear she was a great hunter and has a bear rug on the sofa in her living room.”
Ollie replied, “Naw – not that kinda’ firing – the other kind. You know, she just likes firing people – an’ she were mighty good at it! ‘Course, everyone knows about “Troopergate,” her firin’ ol’ Walt Monegan an all – ‘course then she lied about why she did it – didn’t seem right – for such a God fearin’ woman an’ all. Anyway, the guy what replaced ol’ Walt had’a quit in a couple o’ weeks on account of his sexual harassment problem. Randy folks we got up here in the land of the midnight sun. ‘Course, ain’t nothin’ gonna come of it all – heck the Alaskan government investigation won’t even get to depose her ’till a few weeks from now an’ she’s got herself all lawyered-up to keep slowin’ it all down – by the time they’re ready to get at ‘er Bush, Rove and Cheney will make sure that problem goes bye, bye. Yes sir.
Then there were the time she got all righteous when she were Mayor of Wasilla – fired the Chief of Police and the Library Director for not supporin’ her election. Serves ’em right – what’s not to support ’bout that girl – her being such an upright Christian an’ all. Mind you, the recall effort forced her to rehire the Librarian and she settled out of court with the Police Chief. Good thing they rehired the Librarian – every town Wasilla’s size ought to have at least one person that can read AND write.
Well then we got the time ol’ Todd Palin, Sarah’s other half, got upset when Sarah’s long time friend and long time aide started to date Todd’s friends ex-wife and ol’ Todd got her to fire him. Serves him right – messin’ with ol’ Todd’s friend like that – what’s a buddy for, eh?
It’s hardly worth talkin’ ’bout but there were that “Dairygate” thing too. When she were elected as Governor the “Creamery Board” had decided (after years of study) that they had to unload a money losin’ state owned diary. “Nonsense” she said – or somethin’ near like that. So she fired ’em all an’ replaced them with her hand picked dairy creamery expert friends – not everyone has a pile of ’em – but our Sarah had! ‘Course – they come around to agreein’ with the guys what she had done fired. Heck, they only spent $200,000 more tryin’ to save the place ’till she got ol’ Uncle Sam to step in with some good ol’ mainland greenbacks.
Yep, that’s our Sarah. Say, did I ever tell you she dang near won a beauty contest?
Ah hell.
I’m likin’ her more by the minute.
Reminds me of my old auntie, who used to rassle sheep f’no good reason ayetall.
They eventually had to institutionalize that woman, but it still reminds me of good ol’ Sarah…
mikey
I’m damn sure I don’t know what my stomach has to do with it all…
mikey
Just heard that the first VP debate will be moderated by Jerry Springer. Joe Biden’s presence is optional.
The group was called “Ted Stevens Excellence in Public Service?” Like, really?
I’m sensing a “Sarah & Ted’s Excellent Photoshop” opportunity.