That had to be it really
Posted on January 4th, 2005 by
Renew America takes a look at conspiracy theories:
Billionaire George Soros–whose large contributions helped Barack Obama in Illinois…
Yeah, with only 70% of the vote it’s quite clear that Barack needed the $12,000 he received from George Soros.
Such developments raise questions about who–or what–is behind apparent shenanigans, of various types, that arise to jeopardize our constitutional republic.
Shenanigans! We call shenanigans on you!
Fortunately, Renew America knows who is behind these shenanigans:
That cannot happen, of course–or even be attempted–without a vast LEFTWING conspiracy.
If you have the patience, be sure to read through the comments posted, which feature some awar winning insights such as:
Fraud, Intimidation, and Terrorism is at the heart of the DNC!
Another Conspiracy Theory that has the ring of truth is the one about the New World Order. This phrase has been used by George H.W. Bush, Coffe Anan, and thrown about rather loosely and openly at the Koyoto Tready convention.
What do I know about conspiracies? That most of them are idiotic inventions of the mischievious and those with too much time on their hands. There are some real ones, which can be proven, such as the Vast LEFTWING Conspiracy. This has existed since Karl Marx wrote his Manifesto and it reached our shores in the late 1850s. It got its largest boost in the 1930s with the advent of Socialist FDR and his Soviet Union-loving wife.
Why do you think the Democrats are in bed (literally) with the Muslim Terrorists? They both use terroristic tactics to establish some sort of tyrrany over the entire world, starting with the U.S.
We’d give you more but just couldn’t read any further.
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Looks more like a vast right-wing conspiracy against standardized spelling.
Renew America is simply a low-rent Clownhall. If you’ve recently gone off your meds and need a place to scream out your fear, ignorance, and bigotry, then Renew America is for you. No need to worry about spelling, grammar, or making the tiniest bit of sense. And the reader gets all the benefits of a psych ward without the drool stains and feces throwing!
And the reader gets all the benefits of a psych ward without the drool stains and feces throwing!
Surely you meant “without other people’s drool stains and feced throwing.”
Kaye’s latest column has amassed an avalanche of snark. Please consider piling on.
You read it every day… admit it!
Kaye Grogan?
Grogan?
Oh, this is just too easy…
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Gr! Gr. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Rawr. Woof?
ARGHAGHAGHAGHGGGHHHHH. GRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Argh.
So, what do you think? Should I submit the above for publication at Renew America? I think it’s high quality stuff!
If I am (literally!) in bed with a Muslim Terrorist, my husband’s gonna be pissed! I’d better run hide him…
Jennifer, it is literally true that all us lefties are in bed with Muslim terrorists, only in a symbolic kinda literal sense.
Yeah, with only 70% of the vote it’s quite clear that Barack needed the $12,000 he received from George Soros.
How come Renew America didn’t mention the $500 or $600 I gave Barack?!
This was my favorite
Although some of thier tactics have changed with the times, and with the technology, they still use the same basic methods to scare blacks away from the poll.
Becuase democrats want to scare one of their most consistant voting blocks away from the polls.
Why do you think the Democrats are in bed (literally) with the Muslim Terrorists?
Well, I think it’s for the usual literal reasons: heart-pumping sex in the name of Allah (and without having to wait for the V*agra to kick in) and postcoital cuddling. But that’s just me.
It’s just like people like you to scoff at the notion of a LEFTWING conspiracy, just because you don’t get invited to the meetings.
Miss A: Somehow we needed you to be reminded of the most appropriate response to Why do you think the Democrats are in bed (literally) with the Muslim Terrorists?
Lt. Frank Drebin: That’s the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
Captain Ed Hocken: Sex, Frank?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.
Pardon me for being overly obvious, isn’t Renew America Alan Keyes’ baby?
“Write me up a column about this injustice right now! How could a candidate with my intelligence and raw charisma lose? It’s that George Soros’ fault! It must be!”