Some people tape Canadian Parliament on C-SPAN, others would do well to tape German Parliament on Deutsche Welle:

But the tabloid Bild noted the day’s real three-ring circus: the statement by an opposition parliamentarian accusing German Foreign Minister Fischer of policies that have brought a wave of “under the table workers, prostitutes, human smuggling” from Eastern Europe. “And you’re their pimp, if I may, Mr. Federal Minister,” he said, to consternation throughout the Reichstag building.

May you? Sadly, No!