Life imitates Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted on December 19th, 2004 by
Over at Talking Points Memo, Josh Marshall links to the (excellent) No More Mister Nice Blog with this comment:
[ed.note: Thanks to this blogger for pointing me toward the story.]
ARTHUR:
Old woman!
DENNIS:
Man!
ARTHUR:
Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS:
I’m thirty-seven.
ARTHUR:
I– what?
DENNIS:
I’m thirty-seven. I’m not old.
ARTHUR:
Well, I can’t just call you ‘Man’.
DENNIS:
Well, you could say ‘Dennis’.
ARTHUR:
Well, I didn’t know you were called ‘Dennis’.
DENNIS:
Well, you didn’t bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR:
I did say ‘sorry’ about the ‘old woman’, but from the behind you looked–
DENNIS:
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR:
Well, I am King!
“what would jesus do?” thongs.
i am a turd for sure, but I would never have thought of that.
Incidentally, I can no longer access SadlyNo! at work, it has been marked as ‘porn’ somehow by the filter. I work at Phillip Morris USA. Don’t smoke tobacco, just to be clear. It’s not healthy for ya.
While the new look is fab, I hate that I have not learned? how to create space in my post. damn.