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Posted on November 23rd, 2004 by
According to CNN and the FBI:
In other news, FBI: Bank robbers “in it for the money.”
(Thanks to pinki for the link and the joke.)
According to CNN and the FBI:
In other news, FBI: Bank robbers “in it for the money.”
(Thanks to pinki for the link and the joke.)
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Oh thank you Sadly, No! for mentioning that pathetic CNN link. I thought I was going crazy.
Headlines like this always make me think of the dear departed Brunching Suttlecocks, and their 12 least surprising AP headlines:
Boy Scouts Gather for Jamboree
Teens May Be Lured by Sweet Booze
Copter Crash Victims To Be Buried
Heartache, Despair Thrive in Las Vegas
Pearl Harbor Veterans Tell Stories
Symphony to Feature Foreign Composers
Sarah Hughes Honored in Hometown
Cold Front May Break Heat Wave
Cuban Migrants Try to Reach Fla.
Study: Truck Wrecks Deadly for Kids
Colorado Lt. Gov. Has Documents
Twentysomethings Leaving Wisconsin
Bank robbers thought small. Getting the VP gig and then sending a bunch of no-bid, cost-plus contracts to your company is where the real money is at. Especially if your company supplies the never ending war on terra.
Ack, how about Panel Sees U.S. Losing ‘War of Ideas’ Among Muslims
Not to mention the war of bombs and bullets doesn’t seem to be going so well either.