Shorter Wall Street Journal Editorial

The Lessons of Fallujah

Bang bang you’re dead, motherfuckers!

Shorter concept inspired by busy, busy, busy, originally launched by Daniel Davies at D-Squared Digest with the original Shorter Steven den Beste.


Comments: 3


In real warfare, of course, killing the enemy means there are fewer enemies to kill.

And if we assume that everyone in the Middle East is our enemy, then we only have to kill them all, and then our work there will be finished.

Who wants to bet that Bush worshippers touch themselves to pictures like these?


Right on! The “kill ’em all” idea worked great in Vietnam, didn’t it?

So WTF are we waiting for?

Draft all the WSJ editors and ship ’em over to Fallujah pronto!


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