Getting that reference was the only benefit I received from seeing Zoolander. Bush is as stupid as Derek, but not at all sympathetic. Or heroic, even in a comical way.

I guess Condi is getting that big promotion because she did such a good job as National Security Director. We were only massively assaulted by terrorists ONCE during her term, and the war in Iraq is going great if you look at the body counts.

Look at the pic on the lower right. That simian jaw’s looking good.

You have it wrong. The first picture is Blue Steel. The second is Le Tigre. They’re completely different looks.

No Child Left Behind is going to have its name changed to the Program for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Things Good.

I think the second set is better known as the “Silent But Deadly” look.

It’s called RESOLVE you squishy lefties – icy, steely, uncompromising and unflinching with just a schoosh of flinty-ness. No, scratch that…he has a “smattering” of flinty-ness. Yeah, thats it. No no, wait this is better: “veins” of flinty-ness. Ah! I’ve got it now. His look displays “veins of chiseled flinty-ness”.

“George Bush’s gaze was steely and uncompromising; icy, unflinching and shot through with veins of chiseled flinty-ness”

My God but that’s so good. So very, very good.

But you limp-wristed Dems couldn’t possibly understand what I mean. You’re all so clueless.

You can let go of your dick now, Steve.

No Child Left Behind is going to have its name changed to the Program for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Things Good.

No – I think it’ll be renamed “Future Canon Fodder”.

Steve-

Have you killed a terrorist today yet? Go outside and play.

“George Bush’s gaze was steely and uncompromising; icy, unflinching and shot through with veins of chiseled flinty-ness”

Wow. You’re the guy that ghost-wrote Bill O’Reilly’s book, right?

I am attempting, out of some tattered sense of fairness and decency, to not think of the allegations concerning the intimacy of the relationship between Bush and Rice. But I’m failing. I’m also failing to come up with a good “veins of chiseled flinty-ness” joke, but I’m sure there’s one to be made.

He looks like he’s trying to hold in a massive shit.

They should let him take a dump before getting in front of the cameras. Or at least keep a bucket handy.

I think Condi’s gaze of joy to the skies is even funnier than Bush.

“Limp-wristed” and “squishy”? Think you can come up with better… insults… than that?

I think you should write Bush erotica, Steve. If you just did some editing, I think you could write a best seller. “George Bush’s manhood was steely and unflinching, veins of chiseled flinty-ness pulsing…”

I mean, each time you praise the man it sounds like you’re on the cusp of orgasm.

OK, maybe I’m slow, but isn’t Steve really being sarcastic on his post?
Seriously, let’s not lose sight of the notion that anyone looking at those pics would even trust that f’tard with his car keys……

…but did anyone notice that Condi looks she very want to be an ‘actor’ in the latest “Chucky” flic?

“I mean, each time you praise the man it sounds like you’re on the cusp of orgasm.”

Right, sounds like.

Re: The Bush physiognomy. Nothing so scary as a weak man trying to look strong.

I was going to take that bet until I remembered that 20 Euros is something like $500 now.

I think the Blue Steel look may go along with the thought, “I wonder how long it will be before Karl Rove puts that thing on their back to tell them what to say?”

But you limp-wristed Dems couldn’t possibly understand what I mean. You’re all so clueless.

Steve, I’ll make sure in the future that I vote for people that impress me with their facial expressions. The last thing the terrorists need is someone that can give them the evil-eye.

Steve C is hilarious.

I think the first two picts reveals W’s agonizing need for touching cloth.

Or they could be called “Blue Steel with Trollop”(*) and “Blue Steel with Troll”.

The last two should be called “Immense Perplexion”, subtitled “The Face at Hard Work”.

{(*)Not a reference to the wonderful authors.}

Good g-d people get a sense of humor. Steve is joking, and its a very good joke too. I think “veins of flinty whatever is, indeed, good…very very good.”

But back to compliments to seb for inserting quote from zoolander.

aimai

This thread’s “Steve C” is obviously a parody of seb’s sometime troll. The other Steve C has likely wandered on to some other part of Cyberland. Pretty good parody, though.

I love the Zoolander allusion. Beautiful.

SED is right. The person posting as Steve C here is completely unlike the troll. This one uses humor, spells words correctly, has an apostrophe key on his keyboard and even understands punctuation. (I suspect a pathetic attempt to up the comment numbers.)

Its fake Steve again. Someone is getting millage outta that one. They’re doing a pretty good job though, although maybe they should come up with another handle.

And not practising looks in the mirror is objectively pro-Saddam.

Hello? I’m pretty sure Steve is being sarcastic. Lighten up people, you’re acting like he insulted your mothers or something.

Read the thread again merl.

Of course it was fake Steve. The quality of the writing gave it away.

Interestingly, one of these expressions is also Bush’s orgasm face. Can you guess which one?

Hint: think who is likeliest to give Dubya the big “O.”

Ok, I admit it, I engaged in kneejerk backhanding of fake/real Steve C. While mostly satisfying, I think I wrenched my lower back during the follow-through. I could use a liberal massage.

Fake Steve is pretty good, I have to admit. I have tried trolling like that before, but I can’t keep the metaphorical straight face.

Anyone here remember Snotglass? Now that was style.

Man, that Steve guy pisses me off!

I dunno, the one you call Magnum looks more like George’s “Big Boy” face.

the first two must be photoshopped. still pretty funny though.