Are you ready for some wing nuttery?
Let’s hope that the answer is yes:
Oh, this is going to be good. Let’s give it up for Renew America guest columnist, Helen M. Valois:
“That […] was a loss for Illinois, and for the Republican Party, and for the country as a whole, not for Dr. Keyes.”
That Dr. Keyes sure is a big winner.
We got to wait in vain for Dr. Keyes to be invited to give the keynote address at the Republican National Convention, counterbalancing Obama’s role on the Democratic side. Wouldn’t we want to show the world that we, too, are a diverse party, graced to have within our midst an orator capable of moving hearts in our platform’s direction?
We hate to break it to you Helen, but we think you’re gonna be doin’ a whole lot of waitin’ in the future.
If Alan Keyes were truly “unelectable,” America would be no more. But Alan Keyes isn’t “unelectable,” just unelected for the time being, as divine providence would have it. And that is something to be hopeful and not humiliated about.
Keyes isn’t unelectable, he’s unelected. The reason that he’s unelected is that, well, God didn’t want him to be elected, preferring instead that socialist Osbama. And that, of course, is a good thing? God works in mysterious ways after all.
Listen to Tony Snow some time, talking about how we conservatives happen to be “winning in the marketplace of ideas” at the moment ? as though truth itself were a commodity to be traded along with soybeans and hogs. Perhaps we should assign it a point value, and upgrade its status daily on the NASDAQ.
We’ll tell you this much Helen: if you ever attempt to have your idea of truth listed on NASDAQ, you better be prepared to see your stock delisted pretty quickly.
We now bring you the worst joke ever on Sadly, No!: While the web site is called Renew America, its columnists too often write like the one thing they haven’t been renewing is their prescription.
Thank you.
Steve C. must be rolling over in someone else’s grave at that one!~
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We’ll tell you this much Helen: if you ever attempt to have your idea of truth listed on NASDAQ, you better be prepared to see your stock delisted pretty quickly.
Sadly, No!
I’m with Helen–Alan Keyes should be giving the keynote address at the RNC until at least 2040. By which time the Repuican Party will have been repalced by another party, and we could worry about them instead.
Well since Zell gave the Keynote this time, I’m not sure Keyes could outcrazy him, maybe they could settle it with a duel?
Typical rightwinger: the free market is great until it challenges your lock on supremacy, then it should be dumped.
Shirley you mean Obama, not Osama.
We now bring you the worst joke ever on Sadly, No!
I’ve seen worse. Much worse.
Frankly, I was rather sad that Keyes did not give a keynote address at the Repub Nat Conv. I really wanted to see him sing his address to the waiting nation. I was very disappointed that the GOP hid it’s kooks and crazies from us.
They make good viewing, like watching horror unfold in slo-mo.
Zell somehow slipped in but they kept Falwell, Dobson and Keyes under tight wraps. Very sad.
…preferring instead that socialist Osama…
you mean oBama?
That was the worst joke ever? Sadly, No.
But Alan Keyes isn’t “unelectable,” just unelected for the time being
Yes, Keyes has lost every election he ever competed in, but he could still win some day. For example, if he was running against someone who was dead at the time… provided they came back to life and started eating orphans on camera. It would be a close election but I think he could pull it off.
“We now bring you the worst joke ever on Sadly, No!
I’ve seen worse. Much worse.
Posted by Pete M. at November 14, 2004 08:22 PM”
Like when that one guy was guest-blogging and he broke the site?
Like when that one guy was guest-blogging and he broke the site?
Zing!
I wish the Dear Lord would give the Republican Party more winners like Alan Keyes. Bring ’em on, Jesus!