Pam Orders The Chops
Maybe you’ve already heard this story:
Man Stabbed, Decapitated on Bus in Manitoba
July 31 (Bloomberg) — A man in Canada was stabbed to death and decapitated on a Greyhound bus by a stranger in the seat beside him, the Globe and Mail reported.
We were like, “Jeez, that’s awful.” And then we were like, “Wow, Pam Atlas is going to go cawing off her perch trying to tie it to Muslims.”
And then we were like, “Nah, Pam and all those people have gotten more careful lately. They’re not as gullible as they used to be.”
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UPDATE: I emailed the reporter. The police have not released the name of the beheader or the victim or if the victim was wearing some identifiable religious symbol BUT there are a lot maniacs out that to lunatic shiz. DEVELOPING STORY.
UPDATE: Waiting for verification of details on who and why. Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day called the attack bizarre, but did not discuss details, saying he did not want to jeopardize the investigation.
Um, yeah.
There are indeed a lot maniacs out that to lunatic shiz. But it seems to us as though there’s one more maniac that to lunatic shiz since Pam arrived on the case.
Or maybe several. Let’s look at her comments:
Even if the offender wasn’t muslim, it can still be traced to them.
When anyone does something, whose blamed? Hollywood and video games. If they’re seriously blamed, I’m sure a certain group is responsible for embedding the idea of doing this into peoples heads. If there weren’t so many beheadings, and video’s all the time, I don’t think the thought or idea to do it by hand would be in most peoples minds! If a non-islamic person strapped bombs onto themselves, where did they get the inspiration from?Like Abbas said, he taught the world terrorism.
Posted by:jusa | Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 06:45 PM
D’oh!
Compounding the tragic fun is the way in which, in one short comment thread, they manage to conflate the victim (who was aboriginal) with the assailant (who is of unspecified ethnicity) and to blame the incident on ‘aboriginal gangs’; to blame Muslims (as above); to properly correct the ethnic misidentification’; and to end up in a reverse-double backflip, claiming that the very fact that the assailant’s ethnicity and religion are unspecified stands as evidence that his Muslamitude is being concealed by PC dhimmi liberals and the jihad-sympathizers in the media.
Because, you know, Islamic extremists behead people on Canadian Greyhound buses all the freaking time. It’s gotten so that whenever someone is beheaded on a Canadian Greyhound bus, you just naturally assume it was an Islamic extremist.
I mean, sometimes someone is beheaded on a Canadian Greyhound bus and your natural inclination is to blame it on Islamic extremism, but then it turns out to be some maniac just randomly beheading a guy. And then people are all like, “Well if you can’t be totally 100% super-sure that the beheader is a Muslim, then nyeah nyeah, don’t say anything at all.”
See, I think that just encourages the global Muslim conspiracy. I think it makes them send out more lone maniacal assassins to behead people on Canadian Greyhound buses, because how would you feel if you’d just sent your man Hassan Farouk Mohammed to go behead a person on a Greyhound bus in Winnipeg, and you’re eating breakfast the next morning, and in between bites of egg you open the paper and see the headline, splashed right across the page, right where people can see it, “Man Stabbed, Decapitated on Bus in Manitoba.”
You would be like, “‘Man stabbed!?’ Nice passive voice there, so-called journalism experts. Bismillah, man stabbed BY WHOM? Man stabbed in the neck and then his ENTIRE HEAD CAME OFF, no? Who writes these papers these days? Kids — it’s as if they barely train these kids.” And then you would read down the column and see that ol’ Hassan Farouk Mohammed’s name and ethnicity, not to mention religion, were unmentioned, and you would be like, “Is this really so-called helping us, oh press lackeys and sympathizers of jihad of the media? HOLY JUMPING ALLAH, can we please get some solid press coverage around here!? This is not terrifying.” You would turn to your friend Jawad, with whom you were having breakfast. “Is this terrifying?” you ask.
“It is not so terrifying, no”
“This stabbing-on-a-bus, this now-apprehended mystery stabber?”
“I would not be terrified.”
“What are we attempting to do? What is our raison d’etre in this endeavor, as the French would phrase such a thing?”
“Oh, it begins with a ‘T,’ I think.”
“This has no ‘T’ — this is just an ‘error.'”
“Ha ha! Oh, it has no ‘T!’ It is ‘errorism!’ Ha ha! Oh, there is a good one!”
“Freaking liberal media.”
“I will send out another ‘sabber’ to ‘decapiate’ another ‘vicim.’ Ha ha! Excuse me, for I have once again forgotten the freaking ‘T.'”
“Would you like a cup of?”
“Ha ha, I almost did not get that one. Oh, it is soothing to laugh when our job is so thankless.”
Sigh. Will Debbie Schlussel be the next to pick this story up and twist it into a demented balloon animal? First we were like, “Oh definitely.” But now we’re like, “Nah, Schlussel has gotten a lot more careful lately.
…And indeed, she has weighed her options and concentrated on this story, as helpfully provided by Pam Atlas.
Is there a moral to this? No, no I don’t think there is, alas. No, probably not.
D. Aristophanes adds: The plot thickens. The media is now reporting the names of the suspect and victim. Not much to see at first glance:
But scroll down for the real truth:
Coincidence? Not likely.
If a non-islamic person strapped bombs onto themselves, where did they get the inspiration from?
Umm let me see here. Suicide bombers were invented by the Tamil Tigers in Sri Lanka. Fertilizer bombs by the IRA in Northern Ireland. Car bombs were invented by the proto-Israeli Stern Gang in then Arab Palestine. Most of the techniques currently employed by Arab/Muslim terrorists were pioneered elsewhere, with a large number traceable to the Jews fighting to establish the state of Israel in the 1940s. Ignorance of history is the rightards’ greatest strength.
BUT there are a lot maniacs out that to lunatic shiz.
Guest edited by Kathryn Jean Lopez.
Today the Atlas Shrugs community taught me the spate of beheadings in Mexico in the last few years has nothing to with struggles to control the drug trade but rather form part of radical Muslims’ quest to establish global caliphate. Thanks!
nothing to do with
If there weren’t so many beheadings, and video’s all the time, I don’t think the thought or idea to do it by hand would be in most peoples minds!
…how many beheading videos get made in a typical week? I’ve never watched one, and I don’t remember hearing about any since the Pearl one.
Am I missing something, or do these commenters just have really weird tastes in pr0n?
UPDATE: The reporter e-mailed everyone in the office about this nutjob who kept bothering him.
” BUT there are a lot maniacs out that to lunatic shiz”
You have to sing it to understand it. Took me awhile, but I got it.
CNN is now saying the assailant has been identified as Vince Weiguang Li of Edmonton, Alberta.
TOTALLY MUSLIM, DUDE!
…the assailant has been identified as Vince Weiguang Li of Edmonton, Alberta.
Gasp! Not Vince “Ismail Ax” Weiguang Li, was it?
Lunatic shiz
I know you’re out there
You’re in hiding
And you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming
We know what you’re after
We’re wise to you this time
We won’t let you kill the laughter.
Even if the offender wasn’t muslim, it can still be traced to them. When anyone does something, whose blamed? Hollywood and video games. If they’re seriously blamed, I’m sure a certain group is responsible
Hmm … this sounds familiar to me. Let me just change one word:
Even if the offender wasn’t Jewish, it can still be traced to them. When anyone does something, whose blamed? Hollywood and video games. If they’re seriously blamed, I’m sure a certain group is responsible
Why do people who are supposedly Jews put up with the rhetoric from the right? I remember that old saying “if Jews didn’t exist, anti-Semites would have to invent them”. Well, even though we Jews exist, it is no longer politically correct (in all senses of the phrase) to scapegoat us, so they have “invented” new Jews — communists, “elitists”, Muslims … it doesn’t matter … it’s still anti-Semitism no matter how you slice it, because if it looks like anti-Semitism, smells like anti-Semitism and sounds like anti-Semitism, no matter what new name they’ve decided to use instead of “Jews”, it’s still the same.
People like Pam shouldn’t be lulled into some false sense of security of “well, they are not blaming us anymore, they are blaming Muslims, so let’s join in on the fun and be on the bullies’ side for a change”. If they hate Muslims so much, what’s to stop them from attacking “the infidel at home” like the crusaders attacked the Jews before going out on crusade?
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BTW — isn’t beheading a Christian thing?
“We have word from people on the scene . . . that when the killer was alone with the body . . . that there may have been some small acts of cannibalism on the body,”
Obviously the Catholic Church is to blame. Where else would anyone get the idea of eating somebody’s body!? And I don’t think long-pork is Halal anyways.
Your slam on her incoherence circa shiz would work better if you corrected the “trying to tying it to” fuckup immediately prior…
Vince Weiguang Li of Edmonton, Alberta
Still, he has a foreign-sounding name which means this is an argument against immigration (this was one of Lil Debbie’s orgasmic spasms during the Va Tech shooting aftermath – I think the closest thing to an admission that Cho wasn’t an Arab–HE’S STILL FOREIGN!!!). These sorts of things wouldn’t happen if Mexican and Chinese illegals weren’t able to swim across the Rio Grande and the Beiring Sea to infiltrate the American heartland in places like Alberta, Canada.
This whole beheading thing – I just don’t get it.
I mean, the only point of actually hacking off someone’s head is to use the head, or the head-lacking body as a tool to “send a message”, a threat, in other words, sure, to terrorize.
But in many cases it’s just really hard, and hella messy. The best approach is to wait a couple minutes after the dude’s dead, so when you start sawing away you don’t get sprayed with a couple quarts of Type O Negative. But honestly, who has the patience?
Then, there’s the choice of the proper tool for the job. The knife you use to effectively dispatch a human should be long, slender and sharp. If you’re not engaged in mutual edged-weapons combat, but just straight-up murder, you want a blade that will slide in and destroy organs, heart, lungs, kidneys, causing massive internal bleeding, collapsed lungs and cardiac failure. Now, on the other hand, if you want to cut through all that sinew and cartilage, not to mention the spine and spinal column, and hey, if you’ve got an audience you want to do it with a certain aplomb, you are going to want a much heavier blade, something more suited to chopping than stabbing. An axe or cleaver would be the best choice.
Finally, there’s the choices you’re left with around the 2-piece victim. Now that you’ve removed that pesky head, what do you do? Did you think it through to start with? Take it with you? Did you bring a bag, or are you just gonna run down the street holding the head by the hair, laughing maniacally? Effective, but typically only briefly. Or did you want to deliver it in exchange for a payment? A waxed box tied up with string might be a good approach. I mean, if you just leave both pieces in the same general place, wasn’t the whole effort kind of futile?
mikey
Vince Weiguang Li? Sounds like a Uyghur to me. You know, of the Alberta Uyghurs that are known to be separatists?
How are we to know the right winger who went into a church and shot people isn’t a Muslim, or inspired by one?
Timothy McVeigh was probably inspired by the first attack on the WTC, as opposed to that Hal Turner guy.
But in many cases it’s just really hard, and hella messy. The best approach is to wait a couple minutes after the dude’s dead, so when you start sawing away you don’t get sprayed with a couple quarts of Type O Negative
But dude, how else are you gonna look good for your Samhain album cover shoot?
Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day called the attack bizarre, but did not discuss details, saying he did not want to jeopardize the investigation.
Jeopardize the investigation. Because releasing his name will let all those IslamoUigharHoser sleeper cells know that their plans to decapitate all of North America, one bus rider at a time, has been found out.
Absolutely true! No one else has ever done anything like that. For example, here’s a shocking picture of more maniacal Muslim beheaders in action.
Mikey, you seem to have given this whole beheading thing a great deal of thought.
OH CRAP! MIKEY’S A MUSLIM TOO!
yeah, the wingnuts have been crawling out of the woodword to comment on threads attached to news stories (in the Canadian press).
We’re seeing everything from pro-lifers comparing the killer’s methods with abortionists methods, islamomuslimofascistterrorist shriekers, people who hate immigrants demanding that all immigrants be deported and no more be allowed in, people who hate Chinese people (the perp is Chinese apparently), death penalty advocates, and the armchair caped crusaders who on the one hand – and I’m not shitting you – blame the Batman movie and Heath Ledger’s performance for inspiring the killer and on the other accuse the police and the bus passengers of being cowards for not disarming the knife wielding lunatic. One man asked why women didn’t hit the large knife wielding man with their purses. From there they described how they would have handled it (a hail of bullets).
Yes, your wingnuts are typing and WE DON’T LIKE IT. We have our own wingnuts to contend with.
Oh I do hope our idiotic Stockwell Day calls Pam. That might, if we’re lucky, lead to an embarrassing resignation later on. Please do call her, Stock.
This story is the reason I take cabs.
The writings of Pam Atlas are the reason I bang my head head against the wall and wonder what shooting heroin is like.
Having grown up on a farm with plenty of tasty livestock wandering about I can assure you cutting off the head is rather quick and easy. Any sharp kitchen type butchers knife will do the job in a few seconds.
i don’t read pam, so i guess i missed her column wherein she asserts that even though the UU church bomber wasn’t a neocon with the name savage, hannity, or oreilly, the shootings can still be traced to them.
‘scuse me, i meant ‘shooter’
What they write:
What they mean:
Now that you’ve removed that pesky head, what do you do? Did you think it through to start with? …A waxed box tied up with string might be a good approach.
You’d want to be sure to have some dry ice handy.
Pam sounds like she’s experimenting with the Mutant Gang’s slang in “The Dark Night Returns”:
“Leader say Pam don’t shiv.”
“Pam my kinda nasty, Rob.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4511943.stm
Holy Flaming WordPress. My boss is going to be really made that WordPress is wasting my time like this.
You’d want to be sure to have some dry ice handy.
Yeah, and that could be a righteous problem if you didn’t plan for it. In a pinch, I suppose, you could give the head a good coating of Flecto Varathane™. That would probably hold for a couple days if it didn’t get to warm…
mikey
We all know what that’s like. Once I beheaded a guy for taking the shopping cart I had my eye on, and I’m standing there shrieking, holding up this severed human head and I’m saying to myself “OK, I’m blowing it. This is so me.”
The hell? I thought they spoke English in Canada.
In RB’s immortal words – FYWP!
Cannibalism? Obviously librul Hollywood is to blame. On the flipside, we now have an evil genius to help us solve crimes.
Selected comments from Freeperville:
Not Muhahhmed/Mohammed? I am shocked.
1 posted on Friday, August 01, 2008 12:34:50 PM by puffer
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China has enough muslims for them to be a problem to Bejing.
Chinese are a significant ethnic minority in the world’s largest muslim country.
No indication whatsoever of this guy’s religion. Too early to say he’s a muslim, and too early to say he’s not.
8 posted on Friday, August 01, 2008 12:52:20 PM by null and void (Barack Obama – International Man of Mystery…)
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To: puffer
A ‘convert’ perhaps?
10 posted on Friday, August 01, 2008 12:56:17 PM by cricket (Damn Political Correctness; befor e it irretrievably, damns us all. . .)
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See? Truth is dumber than fiction.
Tommy
Okay, here I goes again:
The update – it’s teh awesum. The mentally retarded grafitti – some might say is too much – but it’s absolutely bang on.
The auction page is still up too.
If there weren’t so many beheadings…all the time,
Yeah, who do I complain to about this? I mean, all the time. You can hardly turn on the TV before your see a damn beheading again and again. It’s like some kind of fad. And the jingle they play while they do it just gets stuck in your ear over and over! Plus you can hardly walk down the street without tripping on discarded heads.
You’d want to be sure to have some dry ice handy.
I don’t know, that can give a really nasty freezer burn. Really impacts the quality of the product.
um, we all know that suicide bombing was invented by the tamil tigers, a secular organization, led at one point by M.I.A.’s dad, right? we know this? because we aren’t total fucking assholes like people who read/are pam?
I know, Snorghagen; When I read “When anyone does something, whose[OUCH] blamed? Hollywood and video games. If they’re seriously blamed, I’m sure a certain group is responsible for embedding the idea of doing this into peoples heads” I also thought “damn those Frenchies!”
BTW — isn’t beheading a Christian thing?
More ecumenical actually.
mikey-
bowling ball bag. Nobody ever questions a guy carrying what seems to be a bowling ball, regardless of how the bag is dripping.
Who the fuck says “shiz”? Mormons? Snoop Dogg when he’s text messaging and doesn’t want to write “shizzle” (although probably his phone auto-completes “shizzle”, or just automatically adds “izzle” to every fifth word)?
Beheaded Canada bus man ‘named’?
The hell? I thought they spoke English in Canada.
Yes, and French – but Swankish is a rapidly growing “third language”.
Beheading is a Muslim thing, huh? Sure sheds a lot of light on the cases of Anne Boleyn, Marie Antoinette and John the Baptist, not to mention that pumpkin-throwing guy I keep seeing around.
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2008/08/about_that_behe.html#comments
Looks like Debbie took the high road…lol
I’m running out of threads where it’d be offensive to do my schtick, but since this one’s about decapitation, it’s just disturbing instead.
PENIS
Looks like Debbie took the high road…lol
Oh my freaking god, what an idiot she is. Richard Reid had what, a lighter and tennis shoe? This Canadian dude had a gigantic Rambo type of knife. Also, the fact that she is demanding blood is no less creepy than the beheading itself.
from here:
I never understood the hysteria about beheadings. It sends the same damn signal as a lynching, but with less suffering and more blood.
She’s an idiot. So…it’s all the fault of those weenies on the bus for not wading in between the bus seats into a flailing machete….but if you think SHE’S gonna do it, you’re wrong, ’cause she’s a girl.
And she trots out the Kitty Genovese myth…inaccurately. Folks actually did call the cops.
Her commenters are pretty nutty, too. I like the calls for allowing Canadians to carry weapons on buses, like that would have made a difference.
So are we to assume that there were passengers on the bus who, if they’d HAD guns, they would have acted, but since they didn’t have guns, they decided to wimp out?
Since they were such wimps, how do we know they wouldn’t have wimped out even if they had guns?
Gee, the guy that shot up the UU Church did have a gun, and they took it away from him and sat on him till the cops came.
I am very experienced with the tactical handgun. I have a large number of awards and certifications. I would NEVER try to engage a target on a bus full of people, especially if it was moving and/or it was a chaotic and frantic scene. Nobody is good enough to do that.
If the guy was killing a bunch of people anyway then you might try to set up your best angle (probably low-to-high) and tip him over. But you gotta know you’re gonna hurt some friendlies in that exchange…
mikey
But mikey, the concealed-carry wingnut approach is exactly that – try to engage a target on a bus full of people, especially if it’s moving and/or it’s a chaotic and frantic scene. For them it doesn’t matter who gets it. God’ll sort ’em out.
Further questions – have the authorities established they guy’s motive? Islamofascotooque-wearingCelinefan? Or is it an Emily Litella moment for the right again?
I just love all the wingnuts saying “rush the guy” so he can go all Juan Corona on a busload of passengers.
Note: Juan would have been a hero to the anti-immigrant movement if, well, he wasn’t named Juan.
So the Daniel Pearl video was so damn entertaining that everybody wants to get in on the act? There may be some involuntary self-revelation from Pammy here.
Those are some wicked gang signs Pammy Juggs is flashing in that picture. Does she know something about the MS-13 she isn’t telling us?
As W famously said, “Nobody likes beheadings.”
Mikey & his waxed box schtick…
Backstory on photo: head found on street in cake box. And Weegee was there to photograph it. COINCIDENCE??
It all ties in — Peter Sellers based the accent he used for Dr. Strangelove (*) on Weegee who photographed a beheaded head. So see? It all ties together as part of the grand Islamic-Nazi plot to place Obama in charge of the US … or something …
* the first time I saw (in chem class) a video with Roald Hoffman I wondered — “how come this chem dood sounds exactly like Dr. Strangelove?” Now, thanks to the amazing series of tubes known as the internets and that august source of all knowledge, Wikipedia, I know why — Weegee and Roald Hoffman come from the same town!
You know, Islamic extremists behead people on Canadian Greyhound buses all the freaking time. It’s gotten so that whenever wow gold someone is beheaded on a Canadian Greyhound bus, you just naturally assume it was an Islamic extremist.
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