And our parents said we wouldn’t amount to anything!

Jerry : The New York Yankees?!
George : The New York Yankees!
Jerry : Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle … Costanza?
George : I’m the assistant to the travelling secretary. I’m going on the road trips with them! I’ll be on the plane… I’m working in Yankee Stadium! This is a dream, I’m busting, Jerry, I’m busting!
Jerry : I can’t believe it.
George : And I’ moving out of my parents’ house, I’m taking that apartment on 86th street, remember the one we saw?
Jerry : That’s a great place!
George : I’m back in business, baby!

In light of our earlier post, just call us George.


Comments: 9


So you got the job working for the German Yankees? Congrats! I’m sure you’ll do just as fine a job in your new employement as George did.


Just go easy on the shrimp.


Congrats! But don’t copy that business where George started napping under his desk!


Congrats! What is this new dream job? Are you being paid to make fun of wingnuts?


Congratulations, Seb! You must be so excited to be the new equipment manager for FC Bayern Muenchen. As long as you can make it through the hazing period, I’m sure you’ll do just fine!


You do of course realize that during the period of George’s employment the Yankees were terrible. It is not until after George left that the Yankees got to be good again.



More posting, please now.


Congratulations! But how could you trade Jay Buhner?


I think you should have them all switch to 100% cotton uniforms.


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