Wingnut Queen Feels Our Pain
Posted on July 29th, 2008 by Gavin M.
Shorter Michelle Malkin:
- Horrible. Confederate Yankee zeroes in on what’s important — i.e., absolving conservatives of responsibility for this passing anti-Christian incident in which only two people were killed (both of whom were old).
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Bonus Confederate Yankee:
Update: Apparently there are some people who want to go on a shrieking political bender about this tragedy (both right and left), but that isn’t going to happen here.
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Though Adkisson walked past an assembled group of children outside the sanctuary awaiting their stage call, he did not fire on them. No children were physically injured, and no parents of young children were killed, creating orphans.
But those other people! They’re much less tragic.
Clearly this was all about his dissatisfaction with the church youth production of Annie, Jr., and that’s why Daddy Warbucks had to die.
MM loves wordpress
No children were physically injured, and no parents of young children were killed, creating orphans.
Because, of course, had they been physically injured or orphaned, then they would have ended up either sucking Gomer’s tax dollars out via medical treatment or by becoming wards of the state.
Bill O’Reilly, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity on accused shooter’s reading list
Obviously they haven’t yet uncovered his secret stash of Coulter, Goldberg, and Malkin.
Oh dear Lord. As if this horror weren’t bad enough, now the Malkin thing has to weigh in on it?
While many in the political blogosphere will no doubt focus on the fact that Adkisson said he hated liberals and gays, the fact of the matter is that the [sic] didn’t target a gay club or local progressive political groups…
No. No, of course not. He only traveled across the county, from Powell to west Knoxville, past at least six thousand other churches, to shoot up a Unitarian church — one that has for years placed ads in the local papers specifically welcoming the gay/lesbian community, immigrants, agnostics, whoever. Just because he left a four-page letter ranting about “gays and liberals ruining the country” — just because the police search turned up tomes by O’Reilly, Hannity, and Savage (quelle surprise!) — no reason to cast aspersions upon this fine man’s political motives.
…he specifically targeted a church. He did so after expressing beliefs to neighbors in the past that he had an abiding anger against Christianity, an anger that appears rooted in his childhood.
Yes. Sometimes that’s what happens when fundamentalist godbags force-feed their homo-hating hellfire “religion” to their children.
The church appears to have been targeted because it embodied at least three things this pathetic human being hated, not just the one or two things I know certain critics will single out as they view the world through their own warped prisms.
Let me get this right: Those of us in this community whose loved ones, colleagues, friends and neighbors were there when this right-wing lunatic opened fire during a children’s play in a church are viewing his motives through OUR “warped prisms”?
By the way, the shooter was pissed off, among other things, about his food stamps having just run out. And now he’ll be represented by a public defender. Who opposes the death penalty.
Jesus would have loved MM’s commenters:
Ya know, because of nutcases like this, I have started packing heat when I go to church. I don’t tell anyone in my parish about it, but I am prepared for the event that if some evil bastard attempts to do the same, he will get a head full of lead in return.
“And verily, Saul did enter the temple, and lo, the moneylenders were afraid, as Saul was packing. “Fuck me” they cried, as he pulled out his .75 Magnum and wasted the Philistines.” The Book of (Dirty) Harry, Chapter 5, verses 42-45.
Because, of course, had they been physically injured or orphaned, then they would have ended up either sucking Gomer’s tax dollars out via medical treatment or by becoming wards of the state.
No, see, that’s the beautiful pretzel logic of it all…Gomer was pissed off because his food stamps got cut back.
I shredded Cornfed Yankee’s argument in one sentence, and he burst into tears and deleted the comment.
So, in addition to being a moron and a yokel, he is a pussy, but there is no surprise in that.
Think they will praise the Unitarians who took him down?
Yes they’ll know we are Christians
by our Lovehatred of teh liberals.WordPress sucks, there, i said it…..
Obviously they haven’t yet uncovered his secret stash of Coulter, Goldberg, and Malkin.
Or they haven’t been able to pry the pages apart, or remove the organic crust hiding the covers.
Shooting up a church: It’s OK if you’re a conservative.
Inside the house, officers found “Liberalism is a Mental Health Disorder” by radio talk show host Michael Savage, “Let Freedom Ring” by talk show host Sean Hannity, and “The O’Reilly Factor,” by television talk show host Bill O’Reilly.
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2008/jul/28/church-shooting-police-find-manifesto-suspects-car/
Jesus would have loved MM’s commenters:
Ya know, because of nutcases like this, I have started packing heat when I go to church. I don’t tell anyone in my parish about it, but I am prepared for the event that if some evil bastard attempts to do the same, he will get a head full of lead in return.
“And verily, Saul did enter the temple, and lo, the moneylenders were afraid, as Saul was packing. “Fuck me” they cried, as he pulled out his .45 Magnum and wasted the Philistines.” The Book of (Dirty) Harry, Chapter 5, verses 42-44.
Adkisson targeted the church, Still wrote in the document obtained by WBIR-TV, Channel 10, “because of its liberal teachings and his belief that all liberals should be killed because they were ruining the country, and that he felt that the Democrats had tied his country’s hands in the war on terror and they had ruined every institution in America with the aid of media outlets.”
sounds pretty much like he’s actualizing the writings of Anne Coulter.
From one of the geniuses in Malkin’s comments:
Um… yeah. I’m not even sure how to approach that level of stupidity. Do you poke it with a stick? Set some sort of trap for it?
Note to atheling: With you writing idiocy like that, it doesn’t take some asshole killing people to make you look bad.
…he specifically targeted a church. He did so after expressing beliefs to neighbors in the past that he had an abiding anger against Christianity, an anger that appears rooted in his childhood.
Yes. Sometimes that’s what happens when fundamentalist godbags force-feed their homo-hating hellfire “religion” to their children.
If he was pissed at Christianity, why attack a UNITARIAN church? Did I miss something?
Oops. El Cid got it right away. Spent too much time reading before posting.
I’m guessing Malkin is just relieved that one of her books wasn’t found in the shooter’s home.
Of course, they haven’t released his list of bookmarks yet…
As to no children being physically hurt, yes at least for that. But my daughter works at the university early-childhood learning center, and the 2-year-old sister of one of the children who was in the play is in her care group. She just got home from staying with the two girls in their home tonight so the parents could attend a candlelight vigil. The older girl, who of course was on stage and saw the whole thing, didn’t want to go. We have had thunderstorms all night, and at one point a thunderclap scared the girl so badly my daughter had to hold her close the rest of the night.
No physical harm, but traumatized and scarred for life nevertheless.
Re: the michellemalkin.com comment Marita, Ph.D., quotes above
Time to update the Obama Death List. The guy is like Keyser Söze.
More from Malkin’s commenters:
On July 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm, atheling said:
If he hated libtards, whey didn’t he go shooting at some college campus?
I smell a rat.
On July 28th, 2008 at 2:35 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:
“The latest developments have revealed a four-page letter he wrote expressing hatred towards liberals and gays.”
Doesn’t pass the smell test.
Stupid. Fucking. Morons.
If he was pissed at Christianity, why attack a UNITARIAN church? Did I miss something?
Just that conservatives are really, really dumb.
Also, as a Unitarian I feel comfortable saying that even should gun ownership become compulsory, it’s not likely to affect the 0.0% gun ownership rate among UUs.
I’m betting those Unitarians didn’t have any guns either.
Also, as a Unitarian I feel comfortable saying that even should gun ownership become compulsory, it’s not likely to affect the 0.0% gun ownership rate among UUs.
But you guys are obviously a scrappy bunch! I wouldn’t have the balls to tackle a shotgun carrying loony w/ a death wish.
And then there’s this:
On July 28th, 2008 at 3:15 pm, publiuswarmac9999 said:
The Unitarian Universalist Church is on the extreme left of the Christian spectrum – not unlike the radical afrocentric church that Obama attended. For example, this very liberal church organization planned to host sex shows in my local area but at the last minute changed their mind because it was against the law not because it was immoral or perverted.
I gotta join one of these UU radical sex churches before the feds find out about this.
Why are the cops conspiring with Barack Obama and Bill Ayers to try to make people believe the absolutely impossible, i.e., that some enraged, right-wing influenced nut might try to shoot some liberals & other dirty hippie fringe types? Such a thing has never happened in AMericaN history. I smell something odd in the rotten of Denmark.
C&L pointed out this comment on MM’s site:
Yeah, because a guy who is an obvious fan of O’Reilly, Hannity, Savage, et al would go out of his way to discredit them. Makes perfect sense.
One more – my favorite comment, from our friend atheling:
If he cannot accept personal responsibility for his problems, then he is not a conservative. That inability is a violation of a basic conservative tenet.
That one makes my night.
Why are the cops conspiring with Barack Obama and Bill Ayers to try to make people believe the absolutely impossible, i.e., that some enraged, right-wing influenced nut might try to shoot some liberals & other dirty hippie fringe types? Such a thing has never happened in AMericaN history. I smell something odd in the rotten of Denmark.
Precisely. And the fact that he had a book called “Liberalism is a Mental Health Disorder” by radio talk show host Michael Savage is, I believe, central to your point.
OK. I read all the comments over there and I think I get it now.
The shooter couldn’t be a Christian because the new testament does not expressly require shooting people in a church even though the Koran apparently does.
He couldn’t be a conservative because (and here I’m actually quoting that Asstard guy) he “cannot accept personal responsibility for his problems.”
Finally, the shooter gets only about a 6.5 on the day because his political statement was muddier than it would have been if he had shot up a gay bar or a college campus or maybe an ACLU office.
Now I need a shower and a drink. Perhaps a drink in the shower.
Damn you and your fast typing fingers, commie atheist.
Killer goes on anti-liberal rampage. Wingnut response: stir up more anti-liberal hatred.
Anyone think Savage, Hannity or O’Reilly will disavow?
I fear where this might lead.
I think this all has something to do with Obama’s forged birth certificate.
Damn you and your fast typing fingers, commie atheist.
That’s what she said, unfortunately.
I think it’s clear that the lot of us liberals, Unitarians, all of us owe the nation’s conservatives a great deal of apology.
Sounds to me like this guy actually took some personal responsibility for solving the liberal problem in our great country.
I’m sorry, that’s disgusting… but this is only the beginning. After Obama is elected this sort of thing will become commonplace as these lunatics realize that their ideology has failed.
BTW, from that picture above, it’s Malkin you should be giving sammiches.
I mean, I know emaciated is the new svelte but…
“If he cannot accept personal responsibility for his problems, then he is not a conservative. That inability is a violation of a basic conservative tenet.”
That one makes my night.
That one makes my gorge rise. “Conservatism can never fail, it can only *be* failed!!!11!!”
And then they accuse us progressives of being cultists.
Gav, sweetie, doesn’t Ms. Eden’s book say you were once a member of the Unitarian Defense League?
If so, you may need to come out of retirement.
Another post from the MM blog
On July 28th, 2008 at 2:36 pm, atheling said:
Ya know, because of nutcases like this, I have started packing heat when I go to church. I don’t tell anyone in my parish about it, but I am prepared for the event that if some evil bastard attempts to do the same, he will get a head full of lead in return.
When exactly did atheling start packing heat in church because of cases like this? It only happened a day ago. How comforting to know that he is worshippingn Jesus Christ while prepared to deliver a face full of lead to on the way back to his pew after communion.
If he cannot accept personal responsibility for his problems, then he is not a conservative. That inability is a violation of a basic conservative tenet.
Put that one in the time capsule.
I’m sorry, that’s disgusting… but this is only the beginning. After Obama is elected this sort of thing will become commonplace as these lunatics realize that their ideology has failed.
New candidates for the title of “America’s Bravest”? The people working Obama’s Secret Service detail.
Their job has never been a sinecure, but the dogwhistle fReichtards are definitely ramping up the hysteria level among the most marginalized of their followers. I used to think the left-of-center bloggers who worried the Hardcore Twenty-Eight-Percenters would go terrorist in event of a non-Rethug administration were being a little tinfoil-hattish.
get a head full of lead in return.
Because, of course, atheling is a perfect shot and nobody will jump up or run in panic between him and the nutcase.
Bringing guns to church. What could possibly go wrong?
New candidates for the title of “America’s Bravest”? The people working Obama’s Secret Service detail.
I sure hope that bravery doesn’t have to be tested.
My favorite thing about this story is that the guy wanted to die, wanted to be killed by police in a shootout, but the Unitarians tackled him and stopped him from shooting any more people, and detained him – with love.
A gun nut would have said that the victims should have had guns and are helpless pussies without them, and that a big old shootin match in the church would have been the way to go. UUs disagree. And bravely fought the attacker in their own way and denied his attempted suicide.
Which is more Christ-like?
I used to think the left-of-center bloggers who worried the Hardcore Twenty-Eight-Percenters would go terrorist in event of a non-Rethug administration were being a little tinfoil-hattish.
I understand that, but I’ve long believed we’re due for a new Golden Age of Domestic Terrorism triggered by a Democratic inauguration. Something in the collective wingnut psyche cracked forever when Clinton won in ’92 and they’ve been getting steadily crazier since. 9/11 – and the exploitation of 9/11 – cemented it.
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New candidates for the title of “America’s Bravest”? The people working Obama’s Secret Service detail.
Oh, I’m afraid they’re in on the Obama plot for global domination, too. From the Big Lizard post I linked to in the previous thread (I ain’t linking again):
This church shooting is looking more and more like another Obama publicity stunt.
You know, another basic conservative tenet is “strong defense.” How could this guy have been a conservative if he allowed those dirty hippies to take his gun away? That’s not being strong on defense, especially personal defense. And committed could he have been to the Second Amendment if he allowed himself to be disarmed? This all smells, smells from far, far away.
Cargo your post rocks.
Also fun is Gun Counter Gomer’s psychoanalysis of the nut’s shotgun-handling technique as it illuminates his mental state. Is there any weapon they can’t find a reason to jerk off over?
I bet TIDOS Guy wouldn’t be blowing this off if they had been taking up a collection to replace some unlucky person’s grill…
“You know what I think? He didn’t hate liberals. He hated Christians. He wanted to leave the impression that he is a conservative who hates liberals, however, to discredit conservatives.
Evil.”
What. A. Fucking. Dipshit.
How long before they start claiming that the shooter was actually a steath Jihadist/socialist who did it to help Obama get elected?
This just proves that conservatives are the real victims.
As usual.
Bringing guns to church. What could possibly go wrong?
Not to worry. They’ll all be transformed into plowshares.
Or crispy little wafers.
Seriously, though! How come nobody in Wingnutopia is mentioning that Mr. Conservative Of The Year was on food stamps?! And that his bennies got cut, and that was the final straw?
Buncha mooks…
Bringing guns to church. What could possibly go wrong?
Not to worry. They’ll all be transformed into plowshares.
Or crispy little wafers.
P.Z. Myers, stat!
Do O’Reilly and Hannity get a point each, to go with Malkin’s point (suicider) and Sally Jesse Raphael’s point (gay murder victim)? Michael Savage only gets a point if this nut was also dumpster diving. Phil Donohue and Jerry Springer are still pointless.
I’m amazed the wingers haven’t “found out (BREAKING!!!!11!!)” that the shooter was a secret Muslim or something.
So UU’s are Christian now?
Because I’ve been trying to fend the missionaries off for years now telling them I’m a Unitarian and *they* haven’t gotten the message that Unitarians are Christians. Maybe they can just smell the bullshit and know I don’t darken the door of any church, but the stupidest evanglical I’ve come across knows what a Unitarian is and want’s to save me but these folk don’t?
They’re Christians as long as they serve as an symbolic point of the deep-cover liberal moles assassinating Christians. As soon as they actually start acting like the hippy motherfucker again, they’re pawns of Satan, just like all the Catholics.
I’m amazed the wingers haven’t “found out (BREAKING!!!!11!!)” that the shooter was a secret Muslim or something.
Has anyone checked the kerning on those “books” they found at Adkisson’s place?
“Who would have thought, here in Knoxville?” she said.
Heh. Indeed.
well, that’s unfortunate, but at least the people who died should feel lucky that they weren’t killed by a muslim terrist. That would have been bad!
People, people! The important thing to remember is that this tragedy merely reinforces the ideologies of the neocons and proves their point.
It’s not about the victims, it’s about Bob Owens. It’s not about the victims, it’s about Michelle Malkin. It’s not about the victims, it’s about Ace.
McCain 08! Amirite?
Ed Marshall,
Thanks for reminding us that if this didn’t happen, the wingnuts would still be considering UUists as non-Christians.
Malkin. O’Reilly. Savage. Hannity. Of Spades. Yankee. Etc. You have two options, you assholes:
1) Either shut. the. fuck. up. or
2) Nut up and admit that, yeah, in the grand wankery of politics you get pretty hateful sometimes, and that the folks who read/listen to you occasionally might be inclined to do something awful because of it…and hereafter promise that it’s really just a game, really just a game, you don’t really mean it.
…and hereafter promise that it’s really just a game, really just a game, you don’t really mean it.
I suppose they could have a little boilerplate or ticker or voiceover thing – depending on medium – claiming “this website / broadcast is for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered true. Do not attempt to take it seriously nor base any actions upon any of its content. Violence against any of the groups or individuals demonized by this program is a crime.”
Then business as usual apart from that.
Because I’ve been trying to fend the missionaries off for years now telling them I’m a Unitarian…
Q – What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah’s Witness?
A – Somebody who hounds you relentlessly, but can’t explain why.
has anyone had a gander yet at the kitchen countertops of these alleged “victims”???
“Nut up and admit that, yeah, in the grand wankery of politics you get pretty hateful sometimes”
Evidence by the comments at MM, where they’ve degenerated into listing alternative venues where the shooter would have had a better chance at killing liberals.
this is actually PZ Myers’ fault, because of his terrorist attack on a holy cracker.
Isn’t this what that fundamentalist bible camp teaches children? Take up arms and become literal soldiers in God’s army?
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Coming soon to an army near you….very fucked up predatory-appearing insect like thing with deafening mosquito sound: Big Dog: The Most Advanced Quadruped Robot on Earth.
Q – What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah’s Witness?
A – Somebody who hounds you relentlessly, but can’t explain why
Q: How do you scare away the Unitarians in your neighborhood?
A: Burn a giant question mark on their lawn.
[…] There is, of course, much to say about the hatred that fed Adkisson’s resentment, the bile that begat his terroristic attack, that led him to write, “all liberals should be killed.” How the hatred and the othering that the right has engaged in for lo these many years will inevitably lead to more Adkissons, choosing to attack other liberal organizations. Dave Neiwert will inevitably have quite a bit to say about this, while the Malkinites will try to declare that Adkisson wasn’t really a conservative after all. […]
[…] There is, of course, much to say about the hatred that fed Adkisson’s resentment, the bile that begat his terroristic attack, that led him to write, “all liberals should be killed.” How the hatred and the othering that the right has engaged in for lo these many years will inevitably lead to more Adkissons, choosing to attack other liberal organizations. Dave Neiwert will inevitably have quite a bit to say about this, while the Malkinites will try to declare that Adkisson wasn’t really a conservative after all. […]
Malkin. O’Reilly. Savage. Hannity. Of Spades. Yankee. Etc. You have two options, you assholes
3. Just kill yourselves. Really. I’m not kidding. Kill yourselves, now. Do it.
(props to Bill Hicks)
Quoth MzNicky:
In Malkin’s world, that sentence would make no sense unless you inserted “some people say” and “someone who just happens to be” and “is constitutionally required to put forward a defence that” into it.
After all, it’s conservatives who are constantly beset by adversity, yet courageously soldier on without complaint.
I’m back. Has anyone come up with any more great ways in which this right wing terrorist is actually the liberals’ fault?
Seriously, though; you have O’Reilly going on national TV and saying that Media Matters and Daily Kos are the exact same thing as the KKK, and then the wingnuts turn around and act surprised when one of their own goes on an anti-liberal killing spree? Again?
I have to say, at some point, you almost have to admire their zen-like ability to become so disconnected from reality. Some people have to train and condition themselves for decades to achieve a mediation that deep; wingnuts seem to be born with the ability.
Do the wingnuts ever take a day of rest? Or a week of rest? Or a month of rest? Or a year of rest?
Hell, do they ever rest at all from their ornery, hate-all-things-liberal wingnutteriness?
Hell, even God rested on the seventh day.
Give it a rest, wingnuts. Be kind, gentle, compassionate human beings for a change…and stop acting like Osama bin Laden clones.
you have O’Reilly going on national TV and saying that Media Matters and Daily Kos are the exact same thing as the KKK
This falls into the “Obama is Hitler” category of recent Republican memes.
But they seem to be forgetting that their own base WANTS another Hitler; their strongest supporters would LOVE a KKK lynching.
So is it any wonder we’re seeing psychological melt-downs?
Let’s see. This shooting is:
1. The liberals’ fault.
2. Not that bad because no children were physically injured by a bullet (I assume a few got knocked down by flying parents).
3. Really about Christians so I get to be scared.
4. A complex liberal plot to make them look bad.
5. Another excuse to whine.
What a bunch of fucking useless c^nts. Why can’t they stick their necks under a circular saw if reality is that difficult?
Oh, he’ll be a secret Muslim in no time online, never fear. Or he’ll have been driven to this by “encroaching dhimmitude”, either way.
So is it any wonder we’re seeing psychological melt-downs?
I’m surprised honestly that we haven’t seen this between now and Eric Rudolph. You’ve gotta love MM’s “He will be judged accordingly.” after stating that he did this in a “house of God”. Would she consider Unitarians such on any other occasion?
In light of this tragedy might be a good idea for the authorities to keep an eye on disaffected loners who plan to bring concealed firearms into churches, i. e., they should monitor Malkin’s commentors.
The lack of self awareness of these people is sad and amazing. They really are surprised that a a deranged, homicidal maniac would gravitate to their hateful, paranoid world view.
As a lifelong UU I have a question: where the hell are those live sex shows?
Yeah. This kind of implies that it wouldn’t be quite so bad if he’d blown away half the customers in a gay bar. So far as I recall the commandment is “Thou Shalt Not Kill.” not “Thou Shalt Not Kill But I’ll Be Extra Angry If Thou Kill In A Church.”
Of course if he’d taken out a mosque it would be Malgasms 4 days.
And sorry about the bolding above. Forgot to close the tag.
Think they will praise the Unitarians who took him down?
Just as NYC firefighters who responded on 9/11 are the exception to New Yorkers, these particular Unitarians were obviously gun-owning conservatives who got stuck in the wrong church somehow.
And if it hadn’t been for the gays whining for special treatment in the newspaper, they would still be uninjured/alive.
God, it’s not like he shot up a gay bar or anything. I mean, how could he have known that gay folks hang out at not-gay bars, huh? HUH, LIEbruls?
Someone should ask any of the fundigelicals now playing the “O woe, fellow Christians attacked at church! Will our victimization never cease?!” game if they believe those killed are in Heaven or Hell. Fundies are usually pretty unequivocal about the eternal fate of those they consider theologically liberal, but it appears doctrine goes out the window when there’s a cross to climb up on. Good luck with that last nail.
[…] if you read Katie’s post this morning or this post from Sadly, No!, you’ll see already how this is being explained away. The Unitarians brought this on […]
Typical.
Confed Yank makes retarded comment(s). Calls it a small miracle that only 2 get killed.
People with reading comprehension past 3rd grade call him on it.
Confed Yank pouts; deletes comments; turns off comments
Goes back to watching Baywatch re-runs in boxers.
This atheling character probably attends a church that will never be mistaken for liberal. In fact, he probably attends a church that fosters hatred for gays, liberals, Muslims, women, Jews…and probably more groups than that. But, you see, he’s a Christian, and those damned liberals (or gays or Muslims or black people or whatever) may one day sully his church with their presence, and because they’re “godless”, they’ll probably come with guns – prays that they come in with guns – so he can be the Super Awesome Uber White Male that he knows he is. What’s more holy than mowing down a few Muslims in Church? Surely that will get him on the short list to heaven
and his 72 virgins.The thing is, no one will enter his church and start shooting because he’s a conservative. He’s had this fantasy in his head, and it will never happen, because he attends a probably mostly white church promoting hate and “persecution”. And I’m sure he’s not the only one with such fantasies – he’s probably not the only one packing heat in church for that very reason. That’s really why all those other groups are a bunch of pussies, because they don’t come in and start shooting so he can be a hero. Too bad Mrs. Crawford’s child was caught in the crossfire – can’t you see atheling’s got a 12-foot dick? It’s not really “because of cases like this”, it’s because he fantasizes about it happening. Probably in church, even.
And when life kicks the crap out of him, like it did for Unitarian Church shooter, how long before atheling walks into a liberal church, or an ACLU office, or a gay bar and starts offing people?
this very liberal church organization planned to host sex shows in my local area
Really? Maybe I need to give this atheism thing a second thought.
I don’t doubt it either. When Slick Willy was in office, the White House was shot at at least twice, and someone flew a Cessna into the WH as well. Of course, these incidents quickly went down the memory hole because the MSM figured they were so important that they belonged on the lower righthand corner of page A16 in the newspaper.
Shorter Malkin:
The only good Unitarian is a dead Unitarian.
Why do the pictures of Michelle Malkin always look like she has something monsterous shoved up her ass?
Just sayin’, that’s all…
Maybe it’s the only way to massage her brain.
I don’t quite get it either. Perhaps he was afraid that the RTCs (real true Christians) would put a boot up his ass? Because, you know, that’s the American way.
Mako rojo = win.
I’m wondering if we might find that a regular commenter at MM or CY has suddenly gone missing now that this guy is in custody.
You know what I think? He didn’t hate liberals. He hated Christians. He wanted to leave the impression that he is conservative who hates liberals, however, to discredit conservatives.
Sure. Just like the guys who flew the planes into the WTC and the Pentagon did it to discredit Muslims.
I too had a gander at the comments on the appropriately named hotair.com … & as a result, I now understand much better exactly why abortion clinics in the US all have metal detectors & armed guards at the door. What sort of brain-diseased clown takes a bloody gun into a church & continues to identify themselves as a Christian? Why, the sort that enjoys hate-pimps like Michelle Malkin, of course … I wonder how many times we’ll have to see this gruesome scene re-enacted before society at large calls these bigoted sacks of smegma out for what they truly are: willful accessories to lethal hate-crimes … & as if desperate to confirm their utter lack of anything resembling a soul, every time another dies, they’ll find a way to profit from it or twist it into an attack on THEM.
Gravol, & an extra-large barf-bag, please.
… & you can bet every one of these gutless sociopaths is now secretly rejoicing in the free publicity (& bonus Man-Points) their brother-in-arms has just bestowed upon them. They can now be relied upon to condemn this sick fuck for doing exactly what they repeatedly told him to do – & to bask in the adulation of their fan-clubs as a reward for their naked hypocrisy.
Of course they’re packing heat too church. Gotta protect the sanctity of human communion crackers.
Give them a minute. They’re still basking in the after-glow of being persecuted/targeted. In a little bit they’ll catch on to the fact that his ex-wife once attended the church and we’ll hear how this all her fault for not upholding her marriage vows.
Not to keep picking on the dimwitted, but I hope others caught this from “30k-strong” Gathering of Eagles Michelle Malkin.
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/07/25/crowd-inflation-200000-or-20000/
That’s right. Michelle is accusing others of inflating the crowd numbers for Obama’s speech in Germany.
Yeah, I know.
My favorite thing in the comment thread is the person insisting that he made up the stuff about hating liberals and gays so that people would think he was a conservative, and therefore his crime would discredit conservatives… making it an example of murderous anti-conservative rage!
How do you satirize things like that?
this very liberal church organization planned to host sex shows in my local area
I have to say, when my local UU congregation held a “sex show,” it was really an educational session on LGBT issues for teens, where I talked about such sexy, scintillating topics as “how crossing your legs one way makes you look like a guy” and “that time someone laughed at my ID picture.”
Well, hearing multiple reprises of “Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow!” can understandably send someone round the bed.
but then, I think Conservatives probably don’t like Broadway musicals, either.
They love musicals in their private lives, but vote against them publicly all the time.
Could the wanker talking about sex shows at a church be thinking of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?
I learned a valuable lesson when the Oklahoma City bombing happened. We had the radio on at work, and were listening to the reports coming in. I was incredibly upset; the whole thing was just such a terrible tragedy. There was this very nice older lady who worked next to me. I turned to her and said something like, “Oh, this is so sad!” And she looked at me rather uncomprehendingly and said something like, “Why? At least it’s just the government” or words to that effect.
I just sat there, stunned. It was then that I realized that some of my seemingly rational, kindly fellow citizens, were just wearing normal people masks, and underneath was this festering ugliness.
I also remember Mancow Muller laughing about 911, saying things like, “Whoa, that was so cool!” Right up until they found out it wasn’t an accident. Before that, it was like, well, it’s just lefty New York, y’all.
So the Malkin/Ace/Wankee reaction to this doesn’t surprise me. Monsters with people faces on.
Imagine what these idiots would have been saying if the cops had found video games and Tupac cds instead of Bill O’Reilly books.
Imagine what these idiots would have been saying if the cops had found video games and Tupac cds instead of Bill O’Reilly books.
or if the shooter had happened to have a dark complexion?
Candy is unfortunately correct. These are monsters wearing human masks. They can’t even manage to hold together a pretense of feeling sorry that people were killed and injured and children were marked for life by this walking pile of suck and fail. None of this, of course, is surprising. It’s coming from the same people who called Rachael Corrie “St. Pancake” and who made jokes when Beth O’ Brien fell to her death from a tree-sit. It’s coming from the same people who wonder aloud why the police don’t use live ammo on protesters. The more I see them speak about things like this, the more certain I am that most of their feelings go beyond the realm of simple political disagreement and into “You should die for being who you are.”. I think the only thing on our side right now is the fact that most of them don’t actually have the guts to drop the hammer on another human being, or at least they don’t think they can do it and get away with it.
Ugh. I need some brain sanitizer. I just perused the comments on MM’s board. There appear to be an awful lot of 13 year-olds who see things like this as proof that they need to carry guns with them ALL THE TIME. Completely ignoring the fact that the shooter was taken down by 2 middle aged UNARMED people.
Seriously, what a paranoid bunch of ignorant assholes.
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Ummm.
That number is not valid for MA – family traditions(along with UUism) going back several hundred years.
I wonder if religious persecution is considered a valid cause to seek a license to carry …
I’ve been told by an old friend, an historian(and UU and gun owner,) that there is still a law on the books in MA that all menfolk are required to bring their muskets when attending church. In case the weirdos from RI spill over the border.
Them two were me. Could it be that WordPress hates me?
Following up much later: Atheling is a woman who has has several violently anti-Muslim and hard right blogs (Google also “atheling2” and check out the FB page under that handle) and is *so* out there that she is probably actually a troll, but it’s unclear.