A Day Late And A Pancake And Sausage On A Stick* Short
ABOVE: Separated at Birth? Pigpen and Dough-Bob Loadpants (aka J-Load Doughberg)
J-Load Doughberg doesn’t like the idea of Arianna’s free buses to take people from NYC to the John Stewart rally in DC. No, sir-ee, he doesn’t like that idea one bit, so he’s been thinking about what to do about it. He puzzled and puzzled until his puzzler was sore. Then he came up with an idea he hadn’t thought of before and posted it today.
Har har har, Jonah snorts. Arianna can’t force the bus riders to go to the rally, so we should encourage right-wingers to crowd her buses and once they arrive in DC they can do whatever they want! And we can make her spend a beeellion dollars to charter a million buses, which will make her go bankrupt and finally shut her up.
I think conservatives who’d just like a lovely trip to the nation’s capital should take her up on the offer as well. Spend as much — or as little — time as you like at the rally. Huffington says she’ll supply as many buses as it takes.
Of course, Jonah doesn’t stop for a moment to ponder the fundamental dishonesty of this scheme, but that’s not surprising because they had to get rid of the honor system for doughnuts at NRO after Jonah kept taking donuts and whatever change had left behind by others for the donuts they took.
There is, however, a major flaw in Jonah’s scheme to bankrupt Arianna and get a free trip to the Air & Space Museum at the same time. Jonah could have discovered this flaw himself but that would have required actual work on his part. He would have had to endure the excruciating effort of opening his browser and typing g-o-o-g-l-e-dot-c-o-m into the URL bar. It seems that registration for the free bus rides closed on October 8, four days before Jonah’s post with his bright idea.
Of course, now that America’s Shittiest Website™ has a comments section, one could — in theory — go over there and point this out to Jonah so that thousands of loyal Corner readers don’t show up at Huffington Post HQ in NY on October 30th hoping to get a free bus ride to DC. Or we could all keep this little secret to ourselves.
*In case you didn’t know it, Jimmy Dean does purvey a breakfast delicacy called Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick, available wherever fine foods are sold. I just learned this recently from Brad’s excellent article at Alternet titled “6 Revolting Breakfasts That Just Might Kill You Before Lunch.” I might have titled the article “Jonah Goldberg’s 6 Breakfasts of Champions,” but I imagine that the lawyers at Alternet are a little pickier than they are here at Sadly, No!
Won’t be able to get their War-Rascals onto the buses.
FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS PHOTO.
It seems that registration for the free bus rides closed on October 8, four days before Jonah’s post with his bright idea.
LOL, PWN, BURN, and WIN.
Oh, I love it when conservatives try to be devious! Wile E. Coyote, meet your grandchildren.
That is one blotchy motherfucker.
Genetic dilution on full display again.
Fucking calendars, how do they work?
Besides, we all know that buses are the transportation of liberal fascism.
I have to ask, what would it cost to take rent few busses, drive these people in the middle of nowhere, and leave them there?
Or alternatively, charge them thousands of dollars for a trip home?
You guys are not thinking like a Wingtard. They will show up at the appointed time just to feed their poutrage at being turned away.
Did he have a nosebleed or just slop wine on his shirt?
Oh, and we threw a little chum in Jonah’s water via Twitter.
http://twitter.com/tintin_sadlyno/status/27166747653
“Did he have a nosebleed or just slop wine on his shirt?”
That’s not wine. That was seepage from the jelly donut.
Who would bus these envisioned RW hordes to NYC in the first place? Don’t most hard-right New Yorkers also belong to the demographic that wouldn’t be caught dead on a stinky bus?
That’s not wine. That was seepage from the jelly donut.
Silly me. I should have thought of that. Now that you mention it it’s obvious…
He’s as clumsy as he is stupid.
I think we should actually encourage the Cornerites to show up at HuffPo HQ bright and early, only to find out that they are several days and dollars short. No free pop tarts and Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee for these kids!
I am NOT clicking, but does he at any point claim that this is just like if Hitler bused people to the Nuremberg rallies, or does he leave that analogy as an exercise for the reader?
Wasn’t Jonah also tardy in getting his magnum dopus to his editor? Do we not see a pattern here? Is Jonah pulling for the Mets to make the World Series this year?
Seriously, every time I lament not being photogenic, I am going to look at this picture.
If Jonah’s so busy, he should have asked his readers to do the research on the expiration date for the bus registration.
I have to wonder, the drive from NYC to Washington is how long? Hours it must be. I don’t know how much of the conservative world view would survive the trip.
OMG, they haven’t eaten any babies the entire time!?!
OMG, they are laughing and seem to be having fun!?! Without burning any American flags!?!
OMG, I’m actually laughing, that last joke was actually pretty funny!?!
OMG, they kept telling me that conservative chicks were teh hottest and Ann Coulter is teh epitome of beauty, but every single one of these college-aged lie-beral terror-babes is making me feel funny in the pants.
I suffer from rosacea, which sometimes forces me to stay at home in abject terror of a gusty wind and how my face would blotch up.
But Fudgie? You might want to think about giving up drinking. You look like you stuck your face in your mom’s vajajay while she was raggin’ it.
I have to wonder, the drive from NYC to Washington is how long?
By bus? Five, maybe six hours.
I think conservatives who’d just like a lovely trip to the nation’s capital should take her up on the offer as well. Spend as much — or as little — time as you like at the rally. Huffington says she’ll supply as many buses as it takes.
It would be worth re-opening this offer just to watch the stream of conservatives who take him up on this offer (all seven of them) and the furious letters to Fudgie afterwards when the bus abandons them for the return.
Besides, we all know that buses are the transportation of liberal fascism.
The Tea party Express?????
That’s not wine. That was seepage from the jelly donut.
A third option is suggested by Mary Roach’s description of the euphemisms used in the mortuary industry:
Decomposed brain that filters down through a damaged skull and bubbles out the nose is “frothy purge.”
So if Santorum is the frothy anal seepage, would this be “murotnas”? Or “mursnotas”?
And how did we move onto zombiest topics so quickly?
Jonah’s got you there! “Doughnuts” and “donuts” are DIFFERENT.
BTW, Tintin, some commentator named “Carwin” beat you to the point.
Those six Breakfasts of Death? While I’ll agree that five of the six are gross, disgusting and should not be consumed by human beings – that IHOP Colorado Omelet is a thing of beauty. It goes past ludicrous and ends up on the other side. It is so over the top with the meat and fat that it’s sublime.
It is so over the top with the meat and fat that it’s sublime.
Like actor’s mom.
It is so over the top with the meat and fat that it’s sublime.
Like actor’s mom.
She’s more ridiculous. After all, she did you.
You look like you stuck your face in your mom’s vajajay while she was raggin’ it.
Why? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
I think it was his shit eating grin.
This is just like when George Washington stopped the British by signing up to ride on all their free carriages.
LOL, load up the Huffington busses with conservatives like Loadpants, and instead of taking them to Stew’s rally in DC, bus them all to fat camp in the Catskills.
Lord knows they need it.
LOL, load up the Huffington busses with conservatives like Loadpants, and instead of taking them to Stew’s rally in DC, bus them all to fat camp in the Catskills.
Or the Coney Island freak show, where they’d be star attractions.
Fill the buses up with Twinkies and Cheetos and Mountain Dew and Red Bull and Chili Fries and KFC and the buses will never have to actually leave.
Fill the buses up with Twinkies and Cheetos and Mountain Dew and Red Bull and Chili Fries and KFC and the buses will never have to actually leave.
Or make sure the drivers are union and make sure they abandon the bus precisely at quitting time.
That’s not a red wine stain; his heart exploded from all the cheese.
That’s not a red wine stain; his heart exploded from all the cheese.
Unpossible for a heartless bastard.
Yegods! An NRO commenter waxes self-righteous, now that his master’s evil plan has failed;
I don’t recall Glenn Beck paying to have people bussed in to swell his numbers. Everyone who went got themselves to the rally on their own dime. Once again we see the fundamental differences between how the left and the right operate. I don’t think liberals can conceive of an event like this drawing crowds without a significant investment in AstroTurf tactics. That would help explain why they constantly accuse those on the right of doing the same thing without any evidence of that being the case. To them, this is simply how it is done.
Much like conservatives can’t conceive of people who can’t afford to blow $529 in Tennessee being allowed to attend Palin rallies, you mean? Poor conservatives. Watching poor people get a chance at something drives them MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE –
But wait, let’s start over.
I don’t think liberals can conceive of an event like this drawing crowds without a significant investment in AstroTurf tactics.
I don’t recall any astroturfing tactics being used at the Obama inauguration, and I dare you to give your little starlet a crowd that rivals that one or even comes close.
Also, as a DC resident, it’ll be nice having tourists in town who actually know how to ride a fucking subway.
Chris, one of the later commenters mentioned that, indeed, Beck hired buses.
I don’t think liberals can conceive of an event like this drawing crowds without a significant investment in AstroTurf tactics.
The rally last Saturday on the Mall drew a crowd at least as big as Beck’s but without the benefit of daily advertising on Beck’s programs on radio or TV.
I imagine Stewart and Colbert will put Beck to shame.
actually, there are numerous bus services that will let you travel between DC and NYC for about $25-50 (one way) on very nice buses. I took some students to NYC on a field trip last spring that way. You leave about 6 am, arrive about 10:30, leave about 8 pm, arrive home about 1 am. A long day but for college kids, not difficult (their middle-aged prof though, was another matter)
As for Jonah, well, this is just further proof that he’s lazy, stupid, and an asshole… the RW trifecta
Seriously, every time I lament not being photogenic
It’s not easy being green.
The rally last Saturday on the Mall drew a crowd at least as big as Beck’s but without the benefit of daily advertising on Beck’s programs on radio or TV.
Yeah, I know. I live here and I didn’t even know a rally was happening until after it was over. Liberal media my @$$.
I do love how all the attention given to the Beck rally was about “how many people were there?” and not what he actually said or did. Seems to be the hallmark of a failure.
actually, there are numerous bus services that will let you travel between DC and NYC for about $25-50 (one way) on very nice buses.
If you’re really cheap and don’t mind a couple nights stopover, you can swing the Atlantic City junkets from both cities. You take the bus from DC (or NYC) to AC, then switch to the other city’s return bus. The next day, you can reverse the process.
the most difficult part of the trip back to DC from NYC is carrying all those bags of books I buy at the Strand every time I’m in NYC. (yes, they ship, but I’m ‘thrifty”)
I do love how all the attention given to the Beck rally was about “how many people were there?” and not what he actually said or did.
For me, the kicker was the following Monday. Beck couldn’t mock the size of the crowd, so he went after the amount of garbage both crowds had left. He had inoculated himself by taking carefully selected photographs of his rally (after the cleaning crew had been through) and then pictures taken immediately after the “liberal” rally, which of course showed garbage because it was literally minutes after the rally disbanded.
yes, they ship, but I’m ‘thrifty”
Yes. I see. “Thrifty”.
If you’re really cheap and don’t mind a couple nights stopover, you can swing the Atlantic City junkets from both cities. You take the bus from DC (or NYC) to AC, then switch to the other city’s return bus. The next day, you can reverse the process.
i’ll pass the word to my FIL. He’s loves AC. I think the only reason he moved to MD is because they legalized slots…
I do love how all the attention given to the Beck rally was about “how many people were there?” and not what he actually said or did.
They said and did values.
The dudes who are perfecting astroturfing would like a word with this asshat.
Projection: He’s doing it … well, correctly, actually.
The wingnut buses will not make it past the first truckstop.
The wingnut buses will not make it past the first truckstop.
Well, the women might. Unless there’s lesbians around.
The one side produces comedy shows and the other produces inadvertent comedy shows.
I suspect the wingnit buses will stop at the first tollbooth in New Jersey. TOLLS!! SOCIALISM!!!!
I suspect the wingnit buses will stop at the first tollbooth in New Jersey.
Nah, Jersey gets a pass because of The Jersey Shore. Too, Chris Christie! WOLVERINES!
Now, Delaware will find them boycotting tolls.
My god! The Jimmy Dean people sell
poo on a plate!!!
My god! The Jimmy Dean people sell poo on a plate!!!
And here I thought that’s what happened AFTER you ate it.
LoL, saves time I guess
One thing we can say for Beck’s rally:
No one tried to duplicate it.
just like ordering a “Supersized Number 2” at McDonald’s is somehow prophetic..
World War III to start next month
In a related story, Humans v. Zombies has been resecheduled. For more realism.
I have to say I do like the idea of giving all NYC’s wingnuts a one-way trip to DC.
But then again I like the idea that they’ll show up for the buses on the proper day and pitch a whiny fit about how they should have registered a week ago. “I shall have to write a strongly worded blog entry about this, sir!! Good DAY!”
I don’t recall Glenn Beck paying to have people bussed in to swell his numbers.
Is the google too hard for these folks to operate? Besides which Arianna Huffington != Jon Stewart.
Judge forces military to stop enforcing “DADT”
Needs moar Hitler.
And does that mean I don’t have to pay back my student loans? Because I owe them a BUNCH, and would rather not have to pay them.
Judge forces military to stop enforcing “DADT”
GRR ARRGH ACTIVIST JUDGES BLART BLART BLURP HATE AMERICAN SOLDIERS FART BLURP
Fucking closed blockquote tags, how do they work?!?
At least I didn’t break the thread while hogging it.
While you liberals continue to engage in personal attacks against conservatives, our side is making serious inroads in this upcoming election. Generic polling now has Republicans at 47% to the Democrats 38%. And registered Independents now prefer Republicans 55% with only 31% for Democrats.
The Republicans are set to take over Senate seats in Nevada, Colorado, West Virginia, North Dakota, Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan, New Jersey, Conneticut and Maryland and possibly Delaware. The House of Representives is a given. Republicans will take back the House with a supermajority. Well over 50% of people planning to vote in this election consider themselves to be conservatives with only 21% considering themselves liberals. Thats more voters identifying themselves as conservatives than in the 1994 mid-term elections, and we all know what happened there.
This, in addition to the Rinos being replaced in Alaska, Kentucky, Delaware, Utah , Florida and many other states. 2010 is poised to be an excellent year for conservatism.
Face the facts libs, the leftist revolution of 2006 and 2008 is over. The American people have woken up to your plans. You can’t fool them twice.
If you want your breakfast sausages to not contain any pink slime, either get it made by your local butchers or good grocery store, or get these.
That Jonah is one sharp cookie I bet…except that conservatives have worked themselves up into such a hysterical state over “mooslim luvin baby eating xtian raping (etc) LIE bruhls” and how we are all demons incarnate, I don’t imagine many of them could even bring themselves to board a bus full of sane people, much less consider it a “lovely trip.” (thanks to self-promoting-at-the-cost-of-a-civilization assholes like JG.)
now that America’s Shittiest Website™ has a comments section, one could — in theory — go over there and point this out to Jonah
Look, getting out the boat is one thing, registering at that sinkhole is quite another, Mister.
Ha, not bloody likely.
I’m not sure why Jonah et al. are thinking of the Stewart/Colbert stunts as liberal-oriented, unless this is a classic manifestation of “if you’re not with us you’re against us” syndrome.
Ummmm … breakfast …
Who/where is “Bob Evans?”
I cannot get over the picture.
Doughy, flushed, stupid grin, stain on shirt. It’s what I imagine he’d put on his resume.
Remember those polls which revealed that a good number of conservatives (I don’t remember 20%) actually watched Stephen Colbert and thinks he’s a conservative?
Who/where is “Bob Evans?”
Ohio-based sausage maker and restaurant chain. They make GREAT sausage. I worked in a BE restaurant when I was in college. Alas, they’ve changed the menu and got rid of all the stuff I used to love…. You’ll also see lots of Bob Evans food at the Ohio State Fair.
Remember those polls which revealed that a good number of conservatives (I don’t remember 20%) actually watched Stephen Colbert and thinks he’s a conservative?
The same ones who thought “Forrest Gump” was real…
The same ones who thought Forrest Gump was a pointy-headed over-intellectual type.
The same ones who thought “Forrest Gump” was real…
They also believe in zombies.
They think zombies are too fancy and elitist.
They think zombies are too fancy and elitist.
That’s because them zomboys loves ’em some branes.
LOL at “zomboys”
That shall be stolen, o my yes.
They also believe in zombies.
I’ve been playing Left 4 Dead 2. If I can’t believe in zombies, I don’t know what to believe in.
Speaking of zombies, I have a little something for zrm over at my joint. Actually, you’d all enjoy it./shameless blogwhore/
Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick
Note: “Artificial Blueberry Flavored” and complete lack of blueberries on the ingredients list. Best not to ponder what the blueish lumps on the “pancake” might be.
That shall be stolen, o my yes.
Then my life is complete.
/shameless blogwhore/
HOLD ON A MINUTE.
We need to get Bouffant and fish in here for a ruling on this one.
If that person can *do* a Homer Simpson voice, Western Civilization may be declared complete.
I ain’t touching no whoors! Not that I did previously, but I’m not even tempted now.
Best not to ponder what the blueish lumps on the “pancake” might be.
Best to stick w/ the chocolate chip pancakes.
(I really have to get out & get breakfast.)
I have to ask, what would it cost to take rent few busses, drive these people in the middle of nowhere, and leave them there?
Better plan: drop them off in front of Quantico for boot camp.
Sorry, Parris Island.
I doubt many will make it to Quantico…
Better plan: drop them off in front of Quantico for boot camp.
What about Harlem? It’s a lot closer than Quantico.
Chocolate chips AND sausage?
Are we looking for nausea in addition to myocardial infarct?
The fact is, giving free bus rides to liberals is the sort of thing Hitler did for his BrownShirts. Al Gore wore brown shirts and earth tones, and he wants the USA Economy to shut down and surrender to China to “save the world”, that not biased at all he has stock in China I bet
The fact is, Hitler would be opposed to the GOP winning because it would be a victory for woking hard and loving God. He loved socialism
Ah fall, the season of falling leaves, where the right wing mind turns to ratfucking.
…it would be a victory for woking hard…
You want to watch that, Gary. If you wok too hard, gritty little black bits from the surface will turn up in your stir-fry.
He loved socialism
He did! He ordered all the socialists gathered up so he could befriend them all at once!
actor –
By bus? Five, maybe six hours.
It’s less than that. I have a friend who takes the china town bus down to visit me in Balwmer and that is less than 4 hours with stops. It is only about 30min more to dc.
Social realists are the real socialists.
El Cid or get these.
I prefer these
So where are we all meeting up? How about some bizarro piece of art in the east wing of the national gallery?
Comment system? Is it free? Does it have the possibility of bankrupting the cesspool of american blogging?
These are all important questions!
Oh, and…looks like no one’s going to be signing the Pantload as spokesman for Crest White Strips anytimes soon, either.
OT/ but not really since it’s about PENIS.
What up with Brett Favre?
no one’s going to be signing the Pantload as spokesman for Crest White Strips
Maybe – I’m sure they’d want a “before” pic that showed how very far he’d come.
M. Bouffant said,
October 13, 2010 at 1:55
Best not to ponder what the blueish lumps on the “pancake” might be.
Best to stick w/ the chocolate chip pancakes.
(I really have to get out & get breakfast.)
Here ya go.
~
I ♥ that woman w/ every fiber of my cholesterol saturated being!
Nestle’s Sausage & Pepperoni French Bread Pizza w/ the pepperonis picked off is my breakfast selection, by the way.
What up with Brett Favre?
He has a PENIS & he wants to use it (for more than whizzing).
I have a friend who takes the china town bus down to visit me in Balwmer and that is less than 4 hours with stops.
Yea, but that bus is keeping to a schedule. Plus, there’s liberals involved in this road trip. Plus, they’ll hit loads of traffic when they get to the Mall.
What up with Brett Favre?
He’s not being graceful about getting older.
Face the facts libs, the leftist revolution of 2006 and 2008 is over.
You just keep thinking that, boy. Can’t wait until you eat those words.
Oh, and…looks like no one’s going to be signing the Pantload as spokesman for Crest White Strips anytimes soon, either.
compared to Gateway Pundit, he’s a fracking Whitestrips spokesmodel.
Here ya go.
OH WELL PLAYED THUNDERPANTS.
I trust the Sadlies will make excellent use of that picture for future p-shoops.
Hey. If you’re going to compare Pigpen to that douchebag, FUCK YOU. Pigpen, although fictional, is a good person.
Also cleaner.
Face the facts libs, the leftist revolution of 2006 and 2008 is over
I’ll bookmark that.
The fact is, the Tea Partiers have inherited the hippie mantle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zAPMNt16Us&feature=player_embedded
Shorter Muslim Response Team; “Goose stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!”
The fact is, Hitler would be opposed to the GOP winning because it would be a victory for working hard and loving God.
So “work will set you free”?
Pigpen, although fictional, is a good person.
Also, Pigpen had insight, unlike Doughbob.
Did not the teatards release a map of where not to go in DC for their marches? Was there not a warning of where the swarthy peoples lived? Bus them there and let them to find their own ways home…
What up with Brett Favre?
Football is a game of inches.
Jonah Freeloader DoughPants.
Hey. If you’re going to compare Pigpen to that douchebag, FUCK YOU. Pigpen, although fictional, is a good person.
There’s a play called Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead that touches on a group of youths loosely based on the Peanuts gang. Apparently, Pigpen becomes a homophobe and breaks Schroder’s fingers. Why? ‘Cause Shroder’s gay, and he eventually commits suicide. Pigpen’s also a germaphobe and Linus is a pothead.
fxxorred
Linus is a pothead.
Based on Subby’s link, apparently Linus is destined to become a Teabagger….
What up with Brett Favre?
Football is a game of inches.
Ya gotta want it.
Take a bath, teabagger hippies! And lose some weight! And stop farting all the time! And read a book for once! And wear deodorant! And stop masturbating to your Christine O’Donnell/Ayn Rand fanfic! And…
Little known fact… I was there when that picture of Jonah was snapped. He’d just finished saying “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”
Take a bath, teabagger hippies! And lose some weight! And stop farting all the time! And read a book for once! And wear deodorant! And stop masturbating to your Christine O’Donnell/Ayn Rand fanfic! And…
And you gen y people pull up your pants, no one wants to look at your underwear!
Christine O’Donnel? give me a break.
Delaware Senate debate on CSpan Wed at 7:30 P.M. Make popcorn.
Also, what works in Mississippi and Green Bay, Wisconsin might not work in New York City. That is true in football, as well as in life, friends.
I hereby nominate “Van Dickweed” for the name of Jonah’s facial hair style. 5 yard penalty for unnecessary frumpiness, my man.
I wish my heart made a grease stain.
People were speculating the other day about admitting Lemuria to the UN.
Scroll down the page for picture of the day NSFW courtesy of our freind Jennifer.
http://3weirdsisters.wordpress.com/
I like that the “Corner” has comments now because Doughy will be looking for them. The best thing that can happen is for NOBODY to comment. Crickets.
Akin to asking Pam Gellar about Islamophobia in America.
I ? that woman w/ every fiber of my cholesterol saturated being!
To be fair, Olivia Munn is a stone cold fox. And she loves pie. Rawr!
Akin to asking Pam Gellar about Islamophobia in America.
Let me nuance that a bit – like asking Pam Gellar to write an article about being Muslim in the United States on Religious Freedom Day.
And you gen y people pull up your pants, no one wants to look at your underwear!
If we just keep telling them that, I’m sure they’ll slide even further toward the knees.
Watching them a waddle around like penguins should add a few giggles to old age.
Let’s take a poll.
Is that grape jelly on his shirt or wine?
Is that scrambled egg in his mouth or plaque?
Is that grease in his hair or product?
Is that a spot of sunburn on his face from a day of hiking or a severe drinking problem?
Jonah’s on a roll of numbnutsiness, it seems.
Jonah’s on a roll of numbnutsiness, it seems.
That’s pretty much his entire life in a nutshell.
Let’s take a poll.
Is that grape jelly on his shirt or wine?
Is that scrambled egg in his mouth or plaque?
Is that grease in his hair or product?
Is that a spot of sunburn on his face from a day of hiking or a severe drinking problem?
Yes.
Watching them a waddle around like penguins should add a few giggles to old age.
Sure geezer-dude, but not as funny as watching you grey-hairs complain about it.
Sure geezer-dude, but not as funny as watching you grey-hairs complain about it.
Careful, son. One day you’ll end up as old and worn-out as your mom.
Careful, son.
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Careful, son.
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Are you guys going to fight on the front lawn now, or what?
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Luke….I am your father.
Your mom has pictures to prove it.
Are you guys going to fight on the front lawn now, or what?
For my part, that would be much like a strawman argument…
For my part, that would be much like a strawman argument…
And yes, DKW, I just called you a scrawny little wimp.
For my part, that would be much like a strawman argument…
Well considering how easy it is to troll you, that would be you flailing away with all your might whilst I sit back, snickering and drinking all your beer.
I IZ IN UR BASE
KILLIN’ UR MANS STEELIN’ UR ETCHINZ!FAILIN’ AT TAGZuh.. you know.
And yes, DKW, I just called you a scrawny little wimp.
wev, d00d. Nothing scary than the Internet Tough Guy.
Actually, that “wimp” assessment isn’t that far off the mark. I’m not a fighter – I’m a lover. Of your mom.
Four things:
1. INTERCEPTIONS!*
2. If the pictures are actually him, about 4.5″. Which is just sad.
3. The voice mails show that the dude’s got no game. At all. If he weren’t an NFL QB, he’d be getting drinks thrown on him in some cheap Biloxi casino as he tries to pick up 50-year-old, addicted-to-slot-machines skanks.
4. INTERCEPTIONS!*
(* Veiled cockblock reference.)
I’m not a fighter – I’m a lover. Of your mom.
And a failure at both.
getting drinks thrown on him in some cheap Biloxi casino as he tries to pick up 50-year-old, addicted-to-slot-machines skanks.
WHO TOLD?!?!?!?!?
getting drinks thrown on him in some cheap Biloxi casino as he tries to pick up 50-year-old, addicted-to-slot-machines skanks.
Don’t be too quick to judge there buddy, if you wear a sweatsuit, those drinks can be wrung out. Which is to say, free drinks all night!
getting drinks thrown on him in some cheap Biloxi casino as he tries to pick up 50-year-old, addicted-to-slot-machines skanks.
Livin’ the dream!
if you wear a sweatsuit, those drinks can be wrung out.
I’ve been looking for a fashion consultant. Care to join up?
I’ve been looking for a fashion consultant. Care to join up?
Hell yeah. I’m just about done putting the finishing touches on this seasons new Helga’s Secret line of sexeh thermal underwear, and I’ve been looking for a new project.
Helga’s Secret line of sexeh thermal underwear
Are you guys doing the Scratchy Wool collection this year? I sort of like that better than the Merino line.
Don’t be too quick to judge there buddy, if you wear a sweatsuit, those drinks can be wrung out. Which is to say, free drinks all night!
Lint and flop sweat make great garnishes.
Also, yuck.
Are you guys doing the Scratchy Wool collection this year? I sort of like that better than the Merino line
Sure for the premium collection. But for our budget offerings we are going with shapeless flannel in a cotton/poly blend. Our wardrobe scientists worked for years on a mixture that is stiflingly hot when dry, and and ice cold when it gets even the tiniest bit wet. And its no easy feat to get a cotton poly blend to smell like ‘soaked dog’ when it gets wet either.
But for our budget offerings we are going with shapeless flannel in a cotton/poly blend.
Oh. The K-Lo line….Kathy On The Block.
Damn Liberal Fascionism.
Damn Liberal Fascionism
This. Is. Radio “OHMYGODTHOSE” Clash. On pirate satellite…
” I sort of like that better than the Merino line.”
You’re shut off, bastard.
You think those dancing badgers are cute, huh?
They’re ZOMBIES!
You’re shut off, bastard.
Look, bitch, I paid your rent and stocked you with vodka.
Buy sausage? WTF?!? Unless you’re talking about penis you never buy sausage. Even then you’re only renting it for a while. Brekky sausage in particular is absurdly easy to make.
Buy sausage? WTF?!?
Some of us aren’t good with recipes when we’re blindfolded.
Some of us aren’t good with
recipespenises when we’re blindfolded.Fizzed!
Forgive Jonah, for he knows not what he does: http://mediamatters.org/blog/201010130013
Buy sausage? WTF?!? Unless you’re talking about penis you never buy sausage. Even then you’re only renting it for a while. Brekky sausage in particular is absurdly easy to make.
Even sausage in casings? It’s kind of a pain in the ass to stuff sausage.*
*V about 22 different Rs
Forgive Jonah, for he knows not what he does
I’ll forgive idiocy but not willful ignorance.
It’s kind of a pain in the ass to stuff sausage.*
Astroglide.
It’s kind of a pain in the ass to stuff sausage
Just feed it a lot of carbs.
Astroglide.
Tastes like a postage stamp!
I’ll forgive idiocy but not willful ignorance.
That’s close to a saying I used to use: “I have no love for the voluntarily stupid.” I may have to dust it off.
Tastes like a postage stamp!
The male must get through.
Tastes like a postage stamp!
The male must get through.
Oh, VERY nicely played! *polite golf clap*
Martini?
Astroglide.
Tastes like a postage stamp!
You’ll never get santorum without it.
It’s kind of a pain in the ass to stuff sausage.*
As pedestrian (say, what ever happened to him?) pointed out some while back, that’s an incorrect myth. It doesn’t have to be painful, indeed usually it is not at all painful and in fact quite the opposite.
As pedestrian (say, what ever happened to him?)
He took a hike.
Actually, he’s been around a bit more lately.
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Oh, VERY nicely played! *polite golf clap*
Thankee muchee. I’ll pass the martini over to T&U for setting it up, and because I don’t like the taste of roofies.
I’ll pass the martini over to T&U for setting it up, and because I don’t like the taste of roofies.
I only put two in, cuz your mom said you were useless the last time.
Actually, he’s been around a bit more lately.
Ah. I’ve not been here that much lately. Oregon truffle season is coming and I’ve decided to train the the puppy to hunt them. Mmmmmmmm truffles.
Beware the truffle’s sting, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!
Trust me, I shun _all_ snatch.
He took his puppy dog in hand
Longtime the manxome fungus he sought
So rested he ‘neath Oregon’s trees
And stood a while in thought
Scares the straights too.
Trust me, I shun _all_ snatch.
What’s your position on the Jubjub bird?
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Oooh, almond flour is genius! Thank you!
In my gender’s defense, Brett Favre’s sacred display actually caused Jenn Sterger to leave the party circuit.
“What’s your position on the Jubjub bird?”
Depends on my mood – I’m versatile.
Thankee muchee. I’ll pass the martini over to T&U for setting it up, and because I don’t like the taste of roofies.
Thanks! I’m immune to ’em by now.
Trust me, I shun _all_ snatch.
#insert obligatory ‘Bacon & PlayDoh’ reference
Speaking of sausage…
from Lynn Rossetto Kasper via my inbox
I’m bookmarking too. My GF pound-cake is done according to Blackbird’s recipe and it is delicious.
Especially frumious snatch.
My GF pound-cake
As pedestrian (say, what ever happened to him?) pointed out some while back, that’s an incorrect myth. It doesn’t have to be painful, indeed usually it is not at all painful and in fact quite the opposite.
It can also be instrumental in getting cigarettes and keeping MS-13 from shanking you. Prison changes a man…
Watch Derb support the troops.
OT question, but what happens to those Chilean minors who don’t pay the 75 peso rescue fee?
what happens to those Chilean minors who don’t pay the 75 peso rescue fee?
Being minors, they can’t be charged without their parent’s permission.
OT question, but what happens to those Chilean minors who don’t pay the 75 peso rescue fee?
Alternatively, what happens to those miners who are in compliance with Chilean child labor laws?
Pere Ubu is swifter on the keyboard, thus better than me.
Oregon truffle season is coming and I’ve decided to train the the puppy to hunt them.
Keep your sex life to yourself.
Unless you post photos.
In my gender’s defense, Brett Favre’s sacred display actually caused Jenn Sterger to leave the party circuit.
This was not a good thing. I was all set for a double play.
And I think you know what I mean.
My GF pound-cake
Yea. We know.
A fine example of the Giant Intellect behind “Liberal Fascism.”
My GF pound-cake
As that is almost certainly not gluten free, I take it you meant “My girlfriend, pound cake?”
OT question, but what happens to those Chilean minors who don’t pay the 75 peso rescue fee?
rescuing miner/minors is theft
Thanks Jonah! I’m having one of my best days ever!
Rescuing minors? Been used.
See: Church Catholic, The
Rescuing minors? Been used.
See: Church Catholic, The
That’s an odd definition of “rescuing” there, Padre….
That’s an odd definition of “rescuing” there, Padre….
Well then don’t ask them what they mean by “mineshaft.”
I guess we’re really plumbing the depths here. Difference is that in resource extraction the drilling down and blasting is done by the miners/minors.
Difference is that in resource extraction the drilling down and blasting is done by the miners/minors.
The major minors.
Well then don’t ask them what they mean by “mineshaft.”
We must not allow a “mineshaft” gap!
We must not allow a “mineshaft” gap!
I know! We can throw a bunch of guys with no arms and no legs down the hole!
And call them “Phil”!