Ray, A Drop Of Golden Sun
Chicago Ray, why can’t we quit you!
Welcome to the Flight 93 Memorial Blogroll and Burst, which is designed to bring more well deserved attention to the ridiculous Muslim Honoring Memorial being now being planned and soon to be constructed in Shanksville PA. A memorial that is supposed to honor the innocent victims that were mercilessly murdered that day in the name of Islam, not the murderers themselves.
What I really want to do is just mirror his entire site here. With the sole comment being a picture of a guy going like this:
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That is what the PC, cuddle the Muslims crowd is trying to sell us down in Shanksville, and guess what, we’re not buying it, not today, not ever..
Funny me, but I thought the victims that day were 3000 plus loved and terribly missed Americans, not 19 filthy radical terrorists who are all thankfully rotting in hell today along with their Messiah Allah and everyone else that ever killed and maimed in his despicable name.
The theology is more interesting than I’d like to admit. Could God take the Islamic version of himself and throw him into Hell? And if so, what if the Catholic version tried to pitch the Baptist one in there? This seems like a kind of thing that could get messy really easily.
Also, I was worried that I’d oversold Chicago Ray, but no, he really does seem to be a Swank-grade discovery. You know where he’s going with this, right?
This memorial has been off track since the very beginning, and even with monstrous objections coming from most quarters of American society, the design and redesign is ridiculed for it’s obvious appearance to honor Islam more than anything resembling the memory of the America Hero’s that died that day.
Here’s a refresher of what this abomination plan as of now presently looks like:
Muslim crescent symbol in Muslim red pointing towards Mecca. Thanks but no thanks.
Oh no! It’s the crescent… The crescent… The crescent… The crescent…
In case you just stopped by, we’ve been using that animated GIF as an all-purpose signifier of wackadoo bonkiness for about four years. And hey, it looks like we’ll be getting some more use out of it for awhile.
The well documented Heroes that died that morning viscous deaths by standing strong and putting an end to that portion of the concerted Muslim terror attack being remembered this week 7 years ago Thursday called 9-11.
To which we add the same as an Indian might add upon finishing an email and realizing that he or she had omitted a salutation.
And how!
Not viscous deaths! We’ll never be able to get them out of the carpet!
I sort of figured he was heading for Conspiracy Theory when Muslim Honoring Memorial in Google turned up nothing but his rant.
lib propagandists and Obama supporters are, of course, abusive trolls.
Whatever happened to ol’ A. Rawls and his little project, anyway? Is he still fighting the good fight against that ebil crescent?
Right-wingers have the best conspiracy theories. We should get this guy together with Orly Taitz, David Horowitz and Pam Gellar and have a crazy-off.
This guy would go apesh*t over South Carolina’s license plates–the ones with the Mooslim-loving crescents….
Chicago Ray is certifiable and a master of the run-on sentence:
And I hufffed and I pufffed and I blewwww their relgion down!
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Funny, that GIF animation doesn’t seem to work in Internet Explorer.
Possible signs of a cover-up involving a large corporation?
Pointing towards Mecca.
Mmm hmm.
When did they move the kaaba to fucking Ecuador?
Yah, from what I can tell from the NPS’ powerpoint on the memorial, the numbers on that gif would be properly oriented if the pic was North toward the top.
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Oh, Jesus. So, I bother to click over there to see wtf Rayray is trying to say, and am hit square in the face with the biggest pile of crazy-flavored-stupid I’ve seen in quite some time. Outside of a shit-moat, anyway.
First, pointing toward = pointing away from, I guess. It goes unexplained, but I think most sane folks would say that a crescent “points” in the direction where, y’know, its points, um, point. Not so! Sayeth Ray. I guess. That first leap of faith isn’t really clarified. He just goes on to say…
No. Seriously. A great circle? Really? That the butt of a broken circle sort of “points” to? I’d say someone should call him on this, and mention the whole point of pointing is to have the points point toward what you’re pointing at, but I’m afraid it would prove pointless. He’d just say “Oh yeah? Well, if you go in the direction that the points point, and keep going, you’ll point right at Mecca after only six or eight or twenty times around the globe if you offset the thing just right at the start and allow for tides and like that. SEE!!! IT POINTS AT MECCA!!!”
Just wow.
The case could be made that Ray should not be allowed to use a fork without adult supervision. It would, in fact, be irresponsible not to.
Crescent rolls are like Chicagoray; flaky on the outside, soft on the inside!
Until Pillsbury® renames Crescent rolls, Freedom rolls, they should be boycotted.
>viscous deaths
Every sperm is sacred, baby.
memorial_crescent.gif
Animation is in fact a vivid portrayal of cataract surgery.
If pressed, I will link to footage of the operation with the crescent-shaped incision around the cornea, but I don’t think you really want that.
it’s obvious appearance
so don’t waste you’re time
Other than my ‘cataract memorial’ theory, perhaps the Crescent Memorial is designed to commemorate all the apostrophes that Mr Ray has mutilated and misused in the course of his literary career.
this week 7 years ago Thursday called
It would like its
What?
wow, just wow, the crescent is also pointing to the Arlington cemetary’, Uluhru’, French Disneyland and the Kremlin”’ (apostrophes optional) if you keep altering it in a patriotic sort of way. Dhimintude!!!! call Pammy Cakes and her boobs of wrath! Only she can reveal the truth.
Actually, has anyone checked where Pammycakes boobs are pointing mmmmmm?
psst, don’t tell Ray but the British royal family and the Moooslims have been in cahoots for centuries with there being 25 Royal Crescents located around The United Kingdom.
died that morning viscous deaths
Huh? These deaths don’t run?
Or if they do, it’s more a molasses kind of running.
Someone please teach this guy what you can do with hyphens.
It’s too much to ask that he learn the difference between a messiah and a god, and that Muslims don’t worship a messiah, and which words should be capitalized.
Oh my god…that photo of him…that’s an actual photo from his site!
I had been thinking it was a Sadly,No! photoshop, shopping the actor who plays Kenny Powers in “East Bound and Down” into a luxury skyscraper apartment backdrop!
Viscous death = that tar zombie in “Return of the Living Dead”?
Actually, has anyone checked where Pammycakes boobs are pointing mmmmmm?
Umm..Hell, right?
Coming to you from Buffalo Grove, IL
Um, that’s not Chicago, boyo.
Rather than “fight liberalism” from within Lord Daley’s “fiefdom,” Chicagoland Ray is content to toss pebbles at the ramparts from the outside.
Actually, has anyone checked where Pammycakes boobs are pointing mmmmmm?
It is true. They are following me around the room.
Wow, it’s sorta like Ulysses, if James Joyce had been hit on the head repeatedly with a large sea bass.
Viscous death = that tar zombie in “Return of the Living Dead”
I was thinking more ST:TNG episode “Skin of Evil”, but tar zombies work too.
Yes, you oversold him.
“Goof on Internet, News at 10”
*headdesk*
and
*further headdesk*
*headdesk*
and
*further headdesk*
And Ray? The Muslim color is GREEN. GREEN, you fucking dumbshit.
What is the relationship between Chicago Ray and Gene Ray of Timecube fame? I think we should be told.
I love it when people stick guitars in their glamorshots the same way Einstein was always photographed in front of a chalkboard covered with arcane math scribblings. Though I would have guess bass.
Mexico’s Swine Flu Gift To US Perhaps a Terror Attack?
Somebody slip Chicago Ray the polo horses story and let’s see what he does with it.
If pressed, I will link to footage of the operation with the crescent-shaped incision around the cornea, but I don’t think you really want that.
The truth is revealed. Smut Clyde is Black Francis.
Gots him a movie
Wants us to know
Slicing up eyeballs
Wants us to know
Footage so grisly
Wants us to know
Bring it.
I love it when people stick guitars in their glamorshots the same way Einstein was always photographed in front of a chalkboard covered with arcane math scribblings. Though I would have guess bass.
Go here and scroll down to the widget on the left side called “Inside my IPOD.”
“Wow, it’s sorta like Ulysses, if James Joyce had been hit on the head repeatedly with a large sea bass.”
I will not be able to get this image out of my head all day.
Also.
Somebody slip Chicago Ray the polo horses story and let’s see what he does with it.
Meh, typical pharmacy medication error, nothing to see here, move along citizens. Happens far too often for stupid human reasons, but nothing to get worked up over.
Not that Pizza Ray wouldn’t, mind you, if the non-crescent non-Muslim green non-pointing-to-Mecca Flight 93 memorial gets his frilly undies in a wad.
Go here and scroll down to the widget on the left side called “Inside my IPOD.”
Before I went I thought, Skynrd, and lo and behold…
Also, below that is a pic of him in his non-virtual one-bedroom unit.
However, if you take a globe…..
Chicago Ray admits the world is not flag?
I used to enjoy reading “Screw Loose Change”, the token RW blog on my “must read list.” It was a fun way to keep up with the twoofers’ latest antics. Then the main blogger on SLC, James, went off into “It’s a crescent!” lalla land and I had to give it up.
Uh, flat.
FYWP
While the Right Wing has a great number of bad writers, I think it opens a window (which should still have the bars on it) into their actual thought processes. While real writers struggle to make the inchoate thoughts parse and make sense, Right Wingers look over their tangled prose and find it mirrors their thoughts and those of their readers.
So they really can’t order them any better, or make them connect any Reality dots. That quality was never there in the first place.
I guess we are fortunate that Batshit Hateful and Compelling Prose rarely combines in the human organism too often. Buckley got a lot of undeserved credit as a “thinker” when he simply had the rare Wingnut quality of mastering proper grammar.
Don’t call it a comeback,
I been here for years,
Rockin’ my peers and puttin’ suckas in fear
Makin’ the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go boom.
I no longer drive on any road which has long, sweeping curves, or any cloverleaf exit, knowing that this is pretty much an arc, which is the Islamic crescent.
Cloverleaf exits are tools of the
devillittle Irish peoples.I’m tellin’ ya, Ray is Kenny Powers!!!
Next we will have to konsider the avoidans of any word whixh may have the letter “c” in it, due to the jihad konnotations. I may also have to include lower case “r” just for safety’s sake.
Bullshit, he’s Al Swearengen.
Well, we’ve got it narrowed down to HBO, at least.
“El Kid” would be kind of kute.
I’m afraid I’m not with you on this one. Chicago Ray is boring.
I no longer drive on any road which has long, sweeping curves, or any cloverleaf exit, knowing that this is pretty much an arc, which is the Islamic crescent.
Don’t forget to ignore “STOP” signs, which, being Muslim red, are obviously part of the conspiracy as well.
And I hereby call on all concerned parents to contact your school boards and have them immediately cease teaching the dhimmitudes known as “geometry” and “algebra”, which are Araby Mooslim training manuals for jihad and stuff, what with all those crescents (cleverly renamed “arcs” to hide The Truth). Just think of it – “algebra” is a MOOOSLIM word! No wonder kids today aren’t steely-eyed heros of the misty past, with all this PC Islamocoddling in our schools.
But I am torn between my horrifying awareness that “El Cid” may be formed from the Arabik honorifik for “Lord” (As-sayyid) and my dedikation to the singular leadership for this Earth whixh was Charleton Heston, who would no doubt be offended to have his mythical Spanish anti-Moorish hero renamed “El Sid” and himself Xarlton Heston.
Next we will have to konsider the avoidans of any word whixh may have the letter “c” in it, due to the jihad konnotations. I may also have to include lower case “r” just for safety’s sake.
The letter “S” has TWO you-know-what-thing in it! And you can’t spell “Satan” without it. THINK YOU SHEEPLE!
Sounds to me like you’re still in favor of book-larnin’ in general though, even the mystikal weird math stuff whixh kannot be kounted on fingers and toes. Surely down this path lies independent thinking, even sedition.
But by the prinsipals of revers majik, it cansills itself owt. Jeesus wud apruv.
We must also boycott the nefarious crescent wrench, which ruins hex bolts and causes brave Americans to skin their knuckles. Also.
“You never know but Michael Savage has a great point today that with these wide open southern borders not being shutdown immediately with this outbreak it could very well be a low tech terror attack of sorts sending sick Mexicans into the US to spread diseases that are for the most part alien to this country and part of the civilized or should I now say once civilized and now third world US.
Now being led by packs of moronic la dee da socialists who have no clue how to protect this country, and with these being the most dangerous times that the dems are ignoring by refusing to admit that Bush’s policies were not only8 necessary but effective, then country deserves to be wiped out with the plague if we can’t demand our borders be shut down and the illegal population dealt with, Americans will eventually die in large numbers sooner than later whether it be again a national outbreak of some long eradicated third world virus or flat out attack. ”
“Hey Ray maybe you should add some periods or something?”
“There’s no time you fool!”
I propose that that all future Ray-Ray posts include a pic of him holding a Giant Croisammich.
Not viscous deaths! We’ll never be able to get them out of the carpet!
Weird! Just this morning I was thinking of that kid-lit cliché where some priggish adult warns our plucky young hero that he’ll “come to a sticky end.” This must be what they’re talking about.
…Charleton Heston, who would no doubt be offended to have his mythical Spanish anti-Moorish hero renamed “El Sid” and himself Xarlton Heston.
I think Xarlton is a nice name!
We must also boycott the nefarious crescent wrench, which ruins hex bolts and causes brave Americans to skin their knuckles. Also.
Hex bolts themselves are bad enough, being the product of witchcraft and all.
You could go with El Zid. That would preserve the Spanish pronunziazión.
In any event, El Cid was a merc of his time, which means he was a good old Americans before America’s time, committed to the free market and the laws of supply and demand.
It iz asstownding how even the formerly loyal Burger King haz given in tu thee jeehawdissts.
justme said,
April 25, 2009 at 11:21
Pointing towards Mecca.
Mmm hmm.
When did they move the kaaba to fucking Ecuador?
To be fair, The crescent shape built into mosques is designed to amplify and project the voice of the imam to the faithful who are facing Mecca. Thus it points in the opposite direction of the Qiblah. At least in the sense that we westerners think of “pointing.” I notice that when he posts the graphic of the memorial he rotates it 180 degrees, so he recognizes that his audience is not aware of this. He apparently also recognizes that his audience is too stupid to handle the explanation.
Looking at the graphic, there are several crescents within the crescent. There is the structure represented by very thick red which would be about 20 degrees off the Qiblah, then there is the structure represented by the thin red line wich would be about 6 degrees off the Qiblah and finally a structure represented by thin black lines whic again would be off by about 20 degrees. However, if you pick one end point of the thin red line and one end point of the thin black line you can get within 2 degrees. TADA!!!!! CONSPIRACY!!111!1!
It is an eevil invohkayshun of buk larnin tu luk up the reel hisstory of El Zid insted of reelying on the wun tru interpritayshun by the apossil Charlton Heston hu will wun day be seetid at the riyt nukkel of Gawd.
Gud poynt. This meens wee shud nawt yuz amplifyerz.
I’ve been trying and trying, honestly. I can’t even imagine what he thought he meant to say. That’s not only not a sentence, it’s not even precisely language. Perhaps a code? No, I won’t be drawn in.
That’s not only not a sentence, it’s not even precisely language.
I think WereBear explained it in the 15:30 comment above: “While real writers struggle to make the inchoate thoughts parse and make sense, Right Wingers look over their tangled prose and find it mirrors their thoughts and those of their readers.”
That, or it’s JanusNode and RB is playing some convoluted prank on us all.
Ray, you need to re-carve the image on your outhouse door. Don’t write again until you’ve finished it.
And yet this is only the mere beginning of simultaneous irony. They also enthusiastically cheer any screed from stuffy righties about how superior Western art and culture is than anything modern or from brown people, while never wanting to appreciate this Western art and culture and while deeply hating any Westerner who seems to be participating in appreciating Western art and culture.
They hated Picasso for cubism, and yet they think in cubist form, just without any of the beauty.
The well documented Heroes that died that morning viscous deaths by standing strong and putting an end to that portion of the concerted Muslim terror attack being remembered this week 7 years ago Thursday called 9-11.
It’s like some horribly mutated wingut version of a Dr. Bronner’s soap label. “9/11 HEROES VISCOUS DEATH ALL-ONE ALL-ONE OK!”
Mr. U.S.Ray better be playing Gibsons and not Epiphones. Comma. Hyphen. Unclosed quote.
It’s like some horribly mutated wingut version of a Dr. Bronner’s soap label.
Dr. Bronner’s soap will get viscous death out of your carpets – mix with water 1/10.
Sorry, ALL-ONE! / 10
The well documented Heroes that died that morning viscous deaths
Here Chicago Ray is making the important distinction between documented Heroes who died viscous deaths and undocumented Heroes (or maybe Villains?) who died runny deaths.
The only way the wingnuts would consider this memorial anything less than ultra-liberal PC terrorist-coddling would be with the addition of a fifty-foot screen constantly showing footage of the towers falling, white people being decapitated by swarthy Musselmen, and the impoftor Mohamet seducing an infant. Accompanied by several loudspeakers blaring “God Bless The USA” and a simultaneous chant of “Never Forget! Never Forget,” and maybe that Kid Rock song.
Oh, and a bank of nuclear-tipped ICBMs. Facing towards Mecca, of course.
The animated graphic seems to be pointing to a link between Muslim terrorists and the Chicago Cubs, which makes no sense as Hussein Obama lived on the south side.
Oh NO! Red Rocks ampitheater also points toward Mecca. Well, sort of. The Moody Blues are secret Mooslims!
The Les Paul is a Gibson. I don’t know about the SG.
this week 7 years ago Thursday called 9-11.
This is the White Knight explaining to Alice the difference between the song’s name, what the song is called, what the song’s name is called, and what the song is.
The only way the wingnuts would consider this memorial anything less than ultra-liberal PC terrorist-coddling would be with the addition of a fifty-foot screen constantly showing footage of the towers falling, white people being decapitated by swarthy Musselmen, and the impoftor Mohamet seducing an infant. Accompanied by several loudspeakers blaring “God Bless The USA” and a simultaneous chant of “Never Forget! Never Forget,” and maybe that Kid Rock song.
I’d think something that respectful, subtle and low-key would be reserved for Ground Zero.
N__B said,
April 25, 2009 at 17:46
The animated graphic seems to be pointing to a link between Muslim terrorists and the Chicago Cubs, which makes no sense as Hussein Obama lived on the south side.
You may be on to something. The crescent formed by the Ivy covered wall appears to point to Mecca as well. Oh my! There are secret Mooslems everywhar! I need to buy more guns and ammo!
Hello! Chicago Ray has a fucking crescent in his name!?!?!?! And not his real name, but the one he choose for himself! I demand a vault copy of his birth certificate.
sanitas… shhhh Ray is a courageous undercover double secret Mooslim. Don’t blow his cover.
From what I can tell, the Shanksville crescent is actually pointing to Albany. That’s where ACORN holds its Satanic goat orgies, on the mass grave of the Chicago comptrollers.
More whackaloon crescent conspiracy goodness from Alec Rawls. I turns out that those fucking Ottomans are behind all this.
Rawls is a little odd. He’s also the son of philosopher John Rawls.
Funnily enough, the Fertile Crescent is what every other man in Ray’s neighborhood calls his wife.
I mean, I can understand them being neutral on it, or forgiving. But it seems….. “self loathing” for them to actually go OUT OF THEIR WAY to protect the rights of such vicious jerks who would do those horrible, unjust things to women!!!
doesnt it just seem… wrong?! You would THINK that american women who think its withering injustice if a guy whistles at them, would be HORRIBLY OFFENDED at the notion of a muslim guy simply trading your parents a few bucks to take you off to his house and rape you for the rest of your life, and then burn you alive if you disagree!
So, lib feminists, why are you Islamosymps even though they treat women loike dogshit?
Because I have any friends who are Islamic, or any who aren’t white, for that matter, so I know everything about the personal ideology of every Muslim in the world. I’m still figuring out whether women or Ethnics terrify me more.
Don’t want no substandard doobies.
Rawls is a little odd.
Yes.
Just had to chime in on these last two comments while reading this pagvia iPhone on the shitter.
Um – what? (flush)
Why do libs so much in love with hypocritic Islamic Dubs?
Is that really a picture of Ray? He looks as though his head partially melted and pooled in his midsection.
O NOEZ!!! NAW IT WIL BE LESS SATISSFY TO JACK OFF TO TORTURE PORN!!!
Fuck you, Hannitards. Eat it. You shit this bed, you lie in it.
Anti-Jihadism has nothing to do with race.
Adam Gadhan, for example, is WHITE but is an JIHADIST, too.
It’s about IDEOLOGY not RACE.
Why must libs make everything about race?
There’s many white Muslims that are extremists, too!
“This what the PC, cuddle the Muslims crowd is trying to sell us down in Shanksville, and guess what, we’re not buying it, not today, not ever.. ”
Jesus CHRIST in fuck, the grammar! Ow, my brain! This is AMERICA; learn ENGLISH!
So a semi-circle equals praising Islam. By that logic, the Washington monument is a secret shrine to Ra the sun god. And don’t even get me started on the bastion of Apollo-loving, Zeus-fucker secret Parthenon praising architecture ALL OVER the District and pretty much every court house in the nation.
It’s a shame about Ray.
From what I could find on Paul Murdoch, the architect for the memorial, there is nothing to link him to Islam. He is from California so there’s a red flag there. But the only motivation I can figure for him to be part of any Islamic conspiracy would be money. And if the Mooslims are paying him large amounts of money then hey, that’s just capitalism. Cheney and his followers should be proud of him.
I love it when people stick guitars in their glamorshots the same way Einstein was always photographed in front of a chalkboard covered with arcane math scribblings. Though I would have guess bass.
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“When drums stop, bad thing happens!”
Just think of it – “algebra” is a MOOOSLIM word!
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Why Pammy don’t wear one.
El Cid, John Yoo took all the fun out of torture porn already. What fun is it if it’s not really torture.
Oh. Okay. So, if you’re not in favor of moron right wing fucktards who turn every single subject and policy they touch into shit via their majik Reverse Midas, you izza jihadist.
Message to righties: STOP TRYING TO PROTECT AMERICA, because everything you do makes it worse.
Your earlier leaders went around the world funding and arming radical Islamic movements and coups because they didn’t like the other guys.
You dumbasses turned Iraq from a secular tyrannical hellhole into a fundamentalist Shiite controlled / paid-off Sunni warlord hellhole.
You useless fucks couldn’t protect America from an attack of wet tissues, even as familiar as you are with wet tissues, given that you cowards all just go piss your pants whenever anyone says “BOO! MUZLIM!”
Hmmm, where have I seen that word crescent before?
That’s it! On divorce papers. Dear Husband’s first wife lived on…no, not a street, an avenue, or a boulevard, but rather, a crescent. In French-speaking Montréal, no less.
Clearly crescents are a threat to marriage, too. It’s a muslimoliberal conspiracy that makes one wonder if counter-efforts ought to start with blowing up the moon.
In any event, it all makes sense now.
“It’s about HAVING THE NERVE TO FOLLOW A RELIGION OTHER THAN MY OWN, not RACE.”
FTFY
Again, there is A LO:T of white Muslim extremists.
I’m blind to race.
“I’m blind to race. Talking funny is terrifying no matter who does it.”
I’ve seen chastity pledges that are more clever, and this song is so straightlaced, you could back it with a B-side of George Will rapping about not wearing blue jeans and not make it less cool.
That made me laugh.
Why must
libsasshats make everything aboutracea single freaking religion?There’s many white
MuslimsChristians that are extremists, too!Fixed!
That’s a great link, thunder.
For added irony, ITTDGY, Jermaine Stewart (unfortunately) died of AIDS about 10 years after that song came out. So perhaps he found a way to have a good time without taking his clothes off.
Croissants are islamofascist and also French which makes them doubly evil but also delicious when toasted and buttered and eaten with morning coffee.
Coffea arabica, also evil.
I am just fascinated by trollian mathematics! I’m still not fully clear on the underlying assumptions that let the equation “Mocking Ray’s paranoid freakout = Showing love to Islamofascist jihadickwads” actually be true.
Maybe they think stupid is some kind of electron spin? If you change the direction of a person from “not-stupid” to “stupid”, that person’s opposite automatically switches direction to “not-stupid”?
Or maybe stupid particles are a fixed quantity in their universe, so for Person A to become stupid, the particles must be stolen from Person B, thereby leaving Person B destupidfied.
That might be the distinction, because in my universe, there seems to be an infinite supply of stupidity.
Just be sure that your croissants don’t point towards mocha.
I was born and raised in Chicago, and my middle name is Raymond. I offer a sincere apology from people who have one or the other, for this sack of lunacy. I guess since he’s gone back to this debunked BS, we’ll soon be seeing the evils of Flouridatin’ the Water – it’s an Islamo-Commie-Libruhl Plot!
Croissants are islamofascist and also French which makes them doubly evil but also delicious when toasted and buttered and eaten with morning arabica coffee which makes it triply evil. Thank tigrismus.
Monty Python is way ahead of you. There should be a link to the architect sketch here, but all the versions that I could find online have the punchline edited out. Apparently the “b” word is not acceptable on You Tube.
Silly bunts!
So, lib feminists, why are you Islamosymps …
They aren’t.
Problem solved.
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Why are you excluding the possibility of Islamohypnosis? Could it be that you yourself have fallen under the sway of the Mooslim mind molders?
I can’t handle his antipathy towards the hyphen. It burns!
Croissants are islamofascist and also French which makes them doubly evil but also delicious when toasted and buttered and eaten with morning arabica coffee which makes it triply evil. For maximum tastiness and quadruply evil, point the croissant toward Mecca. Thanks guy in next thread.
The well documented Heroes that died that morning viscous deaths by standing strong and putting an end to that portion of the concerted Muslim terror attack being remembered this week 7 years ago Thursday called 9-11.
Actually, to make that a sentence, it would read that the Heroes (love that capitalization) who died strong-standing sticky deaths on Flight 93 first dialed “911” on their cell phones. Unfortunately, the flying police cars did not arrive on time.
(Sentence structure MATTERS, Ray! Use it properly.)
I don’t get it. How is an arc pointing toward something? If you continue the arc, wouldn’t it just form a circle? Geometry was always my weakest area in math, so I could be way off on this. The “Monument to Muslim Terrorists” idea is pretty crazy, but I feel like the designer should have been able to see this nonsense coming.
Because “snuggle” would be even better than “cuddle.”
” With the sole comment being a picture of a guy going like this:
😮 “
I’d have to add a comment like this:
XD
Doo de doo… Saturday mornin’ checkin’ da Bookmarks…
Hmm, okay, my bad. Looks like there actually is discussion in the Muslim community as to whether to use a great-circle path to find Mecca. Wacky.
That still doesn’t mean points away=points to, in my book. Trying to say that the Mihrab is a crescent with it’s butt pointing would maybe be okay, if Mihrabs were universally crescent shaped, which they’re not. They’re a fucking alcove, and as such are often round, but as 1 ≠ 3, they do not define the point of a crescent, and crescents do not point with their butts. Those onion-dome shapes? With the point on their butt? Yah, those you can say point with that point. Crescents? Not so much. Fuck a protractor, if you have to delve into topological equivalency to express your outrage, you’re doing it wrong.
This is not to mention, as Sirius Lunacy did upthread, that exactly zero of the permutations of “points to” actually points to Mecca anyway in more than the most general of senses.
Purity. Of. Essence.
“Heroes”
He kept the capitalization from the original German.
…the only motivation I can figure for (the memorial architect) to be part of any Islamic conspiracy would be money.
Jeezus, back when we were argiung about this over at Tbogg’s back in 2006 it was all about claiming ground from the infidels or some shit like that. Pizza Ray’s showing a distinct lack of imagination.
“…with monstrous [!] objections coming from most quarters of American society…” Not to mention most halves of American wits.
Don’t tell Ray that “Allah” isn’t the name of a competing deity, but the Islamic name for the god of Abraham. Well, you can try to tell him, but I’ll warrant you it won’t work.
Dilute! Dilute! O.K.!
Concern trolls and the horrors of how Islamists treat some people.
Yet another instance of the right’s “toilet paper strategy” — giving a shit about women and gays over there so they don’t have to give a shit over here.
And that’s not the worst of it. That whole “Mornington Crescent” thing — those Limey bastards think it’s some kind of joke!
Alas for Albion. Once mighty ruler of the seas, now sunk deep in dhimmitude!
some priggish adult warns our plucky young hero that he’ll “come to a sticky end.”
A sticky ending? Kinky.
He’s sure as shit no Swank. Swanksta would have those ‘Muslim murderers global’ POPPIN’
A sticky ending? Kinky.
Innit, though? Amazing what kids have been allowed to read all these years.
Croissant is the highest form of unpatriotic.
As is WP.
The ancient Greeks were very into geometry and the geometers drew a lot of arcs, even before Muslims ever existed. Why did the ancient Greeks try to surrender to a jihad that had not yet existed?
Because they were big gays. Duh.
Why did the ancient Greeks try to surrender to a jihad that had not yet existed?
For the same reason fascists were able to imprint their symbol on the American dime before they even existed::
“Because shut up that’s why”
“Now being led by packs of moronic la dee da socialists who have no clue how to protect this country, and with these being the most dangerous times that the dems are ignoring by refusing to admit that Bush’s policies were not only8 necessary but effective, then country deserves to be wiped out with the plague if we can’t demand our borders be shut down and the illegal population dealt with, Americans will eventually die in large numbers sooner than later whether it be again a national outbreak of some long eradicated third world virus or flat out attack.”
* stares in awe *
Wow. He’s achieved both a fragment and a run-on in the same sentence. Truly we are in the presence of a master.
That whole “Mornington Crescent” thing — those Limey bastards think it’s some kind of joke!
Heh. I had heard of Mornington Crescent and figured it was one of those things that’s like SubGenius where it’s a joke but part of the joke is to not tell people who don’t know it’s a joke that it’s a joke, if you could but dig it.
It seems that it’s actually much less annoying than that so well done, British people.
Truly we are in the presence of a master.
For sure. I reflexively wiped a bit of spittle out of my eye after reading that sentence-ish…. thing.
I think the victims of Boston Molasses Disaster could be said to have truly suffered viscous deaths.
Message to righties: STOP TRYING TO PROTECT AMERICA, because everything you do makes it worse.
Oh yeah? Well, since 9/11 I for one haven’t been killed by Muslim jihadists, not even once, nor has any other citizen on American soil. That record still carries some weight with people in this country. Especially when compared with leftists who believe that America deserved 9/11, who saw the casualties through their anti-globo blinkers, and who believe that anyone who is brown, foreign, and mad at the U.S. is in the right by definition.
The apparent absence of any bands called “Boston Molasses Disaster” proves that there is no justice in the world.
He’s obviously an Alec Rawls follower, with somewhat less intellectual capacity. They both have about the same level of batshit craziness, but the Alec has even more elaborate fantasies about the conspiracy involving all of the people who think he’s crazy (which includes 99% of the people who have read his web page, and probably 100% of the people who have met him).
Apparently, he wrote a book on this subject: http://www.crescentofbetrayal.com/
wait a minute.
Didn’t we already *do* this? Wasn’t Pammy freaking out about this like four years ago? This guy is bringing up four-to-five year old bullshit about a crescent point in the general vicinity of Mecca (that is, pointing somewhere in an easterly direction, at which point it may as well be pointing at Beijing, Dehli, the Azores or Madagascar), and we’re supposed to care?
FIND NEW STUFF, ASSHOLE.
Especially when compared with leftists who believe that America deserved 9/11
Yes, those notorious leftist scumbags Falwell and Robertson, who blamed America first. Those fuckers make me sick.
What god smiled upon us and delivered a visit from Protein Wisdom’s own guest poster extraordinaire The Sanity Inspector?
Don’t let them fool you, The Sanity Inspector. You are the weekend crew! Darleen and Dan ain’t got nothing on you.
Innit, though? Amazing what kids have been allowed to read all these years.
When she offered me “a drop of liquid sun”, I had no idea what I was letting myself in for.
***RE: “The well documented Heroes that died that morning viscous deaths by standing strong…”
***WHAT, PRAY TELL, ARE VISCOUS DEATHS?
Main Entry: vis·cous
Pronunciation: \?vis-k?s\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English viscouse, from Anglo-French viscos, from Late Latin viscosus full of birdlime, viscous, from Latin viscum mistletoe, birdlime; akin to Old High German w?hsila cherry, Greek ixos mistletoe
Date: 14th century
1 : viscid
2 : having or characterized by viscosity
— vis·cous·ly adverb
— vis·cous·ness noun
Main Entry: vis·cid
Pronunciation: \?vi-s?d\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Late Latin viscidus, from Latin viscum birdlime — more at viscous
Date:1635
1 a: having an adhesive quality : sticky b: having a glutinous consistency : viscous
2: covered with a sticky layer
— vis·cid·i·ty \vi-?si-d?-t?\ noun
— vis·cid·ly \?vi-s?d-l?\ adverb
Main Entry: vis·cos·i·ty
Pronunciation: \vis-?kä-s?-t?\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural vis·cos·i·ties
Etymology: Middle English viscosite, from Anglo-French viscosité, from Medieval Latin viscositat-, viscositas, from Late Latin viscosus viscous
Date: 14th century
1 : the quality or state of being viscous
2 : the property of resistance to flow in a fluid or semifluid
3 : the ratio of the tangential frictional force per unit area to the velocity gradient perpendicular to the direction of flow of a liquid —called also coefficient of viscosity
***OH, I SEE. HE MEANT VICIOUS DEATHS!***
Help! Make that Sanity Inspector stop beating up on me!
are you going to eat that portion of the concerted Muslim terror attack or can I have it?
“If pressed, I will link to footage of the operation with the crescent-shaped incision around the cornea, but I don’t think you really want that.”
Nowadays they can make a significantly smaller incision. The lens is broken apart with a laser or ultrasound, then extracted through a 3mm incision. A flexible replacement lens is then inserted through the incision. And it doesn’t even require any sutures.
(My mom just had this done a few weeks ago.)
Did he Photoshop himself into an escort service ad?
The animated graphic seems to be pointing to a link between Muslim terrorists and the Chicago Cubs
So that’s the famous goat curse! No wonder the Cubs went down like dogs last year.
“The well documented Heroes that died that morning viscous deaths by standing strong and putting an end to that portion of the concerted Muslim terror attack being remembered this week 7 years ago Thursday called 9-11.”
Nope, I’m sorry. I’m calling spoof. I think we know now where Chief Editor Korir ended up. I mean, it’d be interesting to think this guy is real, but there’s just no way.
“Well, if you go in the direction that the points point, and keep going, you’ll point right at Mecca after only six or eight or twenty times around the globe if you offset the thing just right at the start and allow for tides and like that. SEE!!! IT POINTS AT MECCA!!!”
President Saddam Hoosayn Obama always points at Mecca. Why does the Emmesem never mention that he’s a Ba’athist?
FUCK YOU! MUSLIMS ARE THE BEST! THE MEDIA HIDES EVERYTHING! MUSLIMS ARE DIEING MORE THEN THE BITCHY AMERICANS!