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That European Socialism Is So Horrible

It’s such a shame that EU countries can’t enjoy the same standard of living that we do here in….what’s that? UK standard of living rises above that in America for the first time in a century For the first time in more than 100 years, British living standards have risen above those of Americans, a […]

 

Protecting Our Children From Homocidal Space Unicorns!

Credit for image goes to Slovene band “Unicorns on Fire”. Thank you for being willing to depict trans people in their natural form despite their terrifying Space Gestapos! Susan Wright, Blood Red State: North Carolina Under Attack From the Left For Passage of House Bill 2 CONTENT WARNING: Transphobia… also sarcasm. Metric buttloads of sarcasm. […]

 

David Brooks is in Love with a Straw Man

So, life continues to be rough, although ever so slightly smoother than a week ago. Someday I hope to be able to visit South Africa in time to eat the strawberries. That day will not be soon. Unless one of my loyal readers is able to hire me for the all expenses paid position of […]

 

Let’s check in with one of our favorites

It’s been a busy year for me, but I am going to make an effort to post more often. It’s not like the usual gang of idiots has quit shooting their mouth off in ignorant and offensive ways. So lets turn our eyes dear reader to one of this blogs oldest and most reliable sources […]

 

WhatPassesForTheFunnyPlusRudy911

While trolling the ‘trons for something to goof on, I found myself at Pajamas for possibly the first time and followed a link to this: Click to embigggen, click again to embigggen more, I myself and gonna have to take another gander or three, as this one seems to have so many subconscious and unstated […]

 

Uppity Whippersnappers On My Electoral Lawn

The first thing that pops in my head when I hear one of these rants… which is ironic, because today’s 18-year-olds don’t really remember that episode and more remember the memes based on it. Josh Gelernter, National GET OFFA MAH LAWN!!!: Raise the Voting Age At this point, do I even need to point out […]

 

Dual Wielding Comedy on the Back of a Unicorn

Apparently this is what we all look like to conservatives. Susan D. Harris, American BWAHAHA: Comedy as a Weapon of the Left Did I survive that holiday season? Holy fuck, how? So yeah, turns out that one’s first holiday season after being disowned sucks such great donkey balls that it served as Christ’s first bestiality […]

 

Don’t Sample the Product, Dummy!

Memo to morons: The “kids today” aren’t cheering you on, they’re cheering your impending deaths and the day we actually can affect some positive fucking change in the world. Chriss Street, American Wishful Thinking: Times Are A-Changin’ for Conservatives It’s been absolutely fascinating to watch the wingnut brigade rip each other apart these days. I’ve […]

 

I was a Right Wing Anarchist

But the politics weren’t inconvenient enough. Christopher Chantrill, American Anarchist: There Has to be a System So the Republican Party has decided to bring out their chain-store bought Che Guevara/Dead Kennedys shirt and play at being a totally kickass anarchist and bring down the man, man by enacting a government shutdown over a last ditch […]

 

Full Metal Wingnut

On guard in the middle of the night against the sperm-burgling lesbian hordes. Robert Oscar Lopez (The World’s Dumbest Bisexual ™), American Screecher: Gay Weddings, Synthetic Babies, and the Brave New Court Oh Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. When last we left God’s gift to internalized biphobia, he had been lightly tonguing the balls of Homophobia Inc, […]