Sadly, No!

ABOVE: Dan Riehl, c. 1785, Oil on canvas by Joseph Siffred Duplessis Not Much Shorter (If At All) Dan Riehl, Poor Dan Riehl’s Almanack Bryant Gumbel: No Blacks Makes Winter Olympics A Joke “Like A GOP Convention” It’s not my frigging fault Negroes can’t ski. They should fire Bryant Gumbel for being all black dis […]

Dan “Desert Of The” Riehl,1 Riehl World View Never Marry A Cambridge, MA Shrink And Go To A Tea Party Event Friday, February 12, 2010 TPM uses a low form of journalism by reporting that an obviously disturbed individual also ran across the Tea Party movement. Draw your own conclusions (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). The […]

It’s only going to get funnier and more terrifying, my friends. Let’s roll the tape: A 9/12 Experience: Dangerous Times Michelle has a disturbing video posted. It’s of several black students beating a white student on a school bus in St. Louis. Here’s the deal. I haven’t mentioned it before. Riding out of DC on […]

Dan Riehl: This race is still close and were there an effective candidate who could counter Obama’s liberal nonsense with solid Right of center answers, it would be a slam dunk in the end. From the debates to the stump, McCain has not presented an image of someone who is ready to be in-charge. I […]

ABOVE: Dan Riehl, explained Dan Riehl, moral paragon and exemplar of proper Republican family values, takes Obama to task for being a bad brother and a bad son: This may be a bit uncomfortable but it warrants pointing out. Obama made this brief video appearance today to talk about his Grandmother, spinning it somewhat into […]

Shorter Dan Riehl: I Demand An Apology! As the possible descendant of an alleged German indentured servant, I am entitled to ask: Do I deserve somehow less of an apology for slavery than the descendants of millions of black Africans held in centuries of generational bondage thanks to their own backwards tribal culture and its […]

Traditionalism Rocks, Neo-liberalism Fails Again The Republicans’ recent string of devastating electoral losses proves that everyone in the country really agrees with me after all. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. Really, you just gotta read that post and stare in awe at the remarkable amount of delusion he displays. […]

In Dan Riehl’s topsy-turvy world, 12-year-old Graeme Frost wasn’t the one who got smeared in the S-CHIP debate. No, it was Mitch McConnell who was smeared by a lying pack of lefties and their running dog MSM lackeys! (Also, in Dan’s world, Big Macs are health food and carrots are cancer sticks. And it was […]

Poor Dan Riehl. He’s always struggling with abstract concepts and the English language. Today he tried to do a gotcha on Hillary that went hilariously awry because he seems confused over the words “born” and “vote.” See for yourself: Two-minutes [into her appearance on “The View,”] Hillary starts talking about “all these women in their […]

Here’s Dan, tanned and rested from his short, petulant retirement awhile back, and hungry for truth as ever. Actually, he seems to be falling apart in some sort of Zima-fueled paroxysm of desperate unreason. We’ve never seen him quite this ah-oogah before. The New York Times And A “Jim Webb” Of Lies Today on Meet […]