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St. Peggy of the Dolphins on St. Mitt of the Osmonds
Needless to say, St. Peggy thinks that St. Mitt’s speech was even better than getting a Grey Goose martini buzz on while listening to the fifty thousand shrieking angelic voices of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing “Little Drummer Boy” accompanied by what sounds like the Xavier Cougat Orchestra playing Ravel’s “Bolero.” Or while listening to […]
Two-Minute Townhall
And in the 70s there were Osmonds, lots of little Osmonds. Lots and lots of Osmonds everywhere. Shorter Michelle Malkin: Colleges should teach students to defend their beliefs. As in, physically. Shorter Ben Shapiro: The fact that Jackie Robinson suffered institutional racism in silence while the Rutgers women’s basketball team seemed to revel in the […]
Dear Roxanne:
We have noted your three-pronged Mary Poppins/Kate Bush/Osmonds assault,* and must advise you once again that you are playing with forces you do not understand. Such as…
Video Friday is the Worst [and so are Updates]
What’s the worst hard rock song ever? Definitely, without any contest, it’s this: The Osmonds – ‘Crazy Horses,’ live TV appearance (2:21) Continuing forward, who would be the hokiest, most inept, and most cluelessly self-parodying heavy metal ensemble ever to gain public attention? It’s these guys. First off, note that their musicianship is as intermediate-level […]