Sadly, No!

What to do About Piracy? Say, y’know what’d be awesome? If the US government paid a bunch of old sailors to be vigilantes and gave them a bunch of ’70s era battleships so they could go cruising around the high seas attacking pirates! Avast, ye scurvy dogs!! And, and, and they would be outside the […]

He’s not a big fan of Obamania: Just Saw an Ad on TV And it was for commemorative Obama plates. The people who are so enthused about Obama are starting to disgust me. Never in my life did I ever think I’d see some of my fellow Americans acting so servile to a politician…this nauseating […]

The incomparable Mr. Marcus S. Noonan, PhD: Above: +3 Eyebrows of Wisdom We are not engaged in Iraq in a battle sought by the majority of the Iraqi people – they did not ask us to come; it stands to reason that a lot of them (and, who knows?, maybe a majority) would prefer we […]

The man, the myth, the Noonan: Way to Bring us Together, Obama Yep, we conservative Christians are just a bunch of hijackers… HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) – Sen. Barack Obama told a church convention Saturday that some right- wing evangelical leaders have exploited and politicized religious beliefs in an effort to sow division. “Somehow, somewhere along […]

Mark shows why he’s still the high pimp of the wingnut game: But whatever we do, we will have to make certain it happens, because if we don’t, it won’t. Period. I can only give my sincere salute.

Above: Sometimes contains Olestra Gavin, Brad, you guys were right. Reading Mark Noonan is like eating Pringles; once you pop, you can’t stop: It puzzles me that Ghandi [sic] is considered a great man. The only reason his non-violent independence movement worked is because the British simply weren’t willing to put in the effort necessary […]

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I’m feeling sad; I simply go over to Blogs For Bush, and then I don’t feel so bad. A Response to the Conservative Atheist By Mark Noonan at 03:29 AM Heather MacDonald – whom I think I’ve heard of before, but I’m not entirely sure about […]

Dear Gavin, Because of you, I am now addicted to reading Mark Noonan. Goddamn you. Goddamn you to hell. [Gavin adds: That photo… Every time I see that dark-browed, Cushing-coiffed Hammer Films visage staring out at me, I hear this coming from his laptop.] I mean, just look at what he wrote today: More of […]

War With no Glory? It is well that war is so awesome, lest I should lose fondness for it.1 ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. 1 Cf. Bonus Noonerism: “Churchill once opined that ‘war, which had been cruel and glorious, is now cruel and sordid’. And so it had become […]

Ah, Palin. Let the last word be from the folks who are still in our hearts called Blogs For Bush. ABOVE: Trendspotter Mark Noonan The Palin Effect? Been seeing a lot of things like this over at NRO’s The Corner – we won’t know if its a general trend for a month or so, but […]