Sadly, No!

Well, I voted yes on both the measure to legalize reefer and San Francisco’s anti-vagrant sit/lie law. The Pantload is right — there is such a thing as liberal fascism! Sadly, the first failed and the second succeeded. I’d rather it have been the other way around, given the choice. Meanwhile, my money’s on Rand […]

Doughy Pantload’s spectacularly stupid and dishonest effort at redefining ‘fascism’ jarred a memory of an essay I’d read not too long ago, an essay by the (sadly forgotten) Leftwing historian, William Appleman Williams. Since Pantload, ostensibly a conservative but in reality a hyper-reactionary nincompoop whose deviousness and chutzpah would inspire awe if his theses were […]

After work today, I plan on eating a salad, going for a three-mile run and then rounding up my fellow white guys and putting them into camps. It’s the least this liberal fascist can do for The Cause. Also: I swear to God, this book is like reading 400 pages of some whiny child shrieking, […]

I think Jonah has noticed how much we love him around here. Tom Wolfe on Liberal Fascism [Jonah Goldberg] Since the buzz is starting, I thought Corner readers might be interested in what Tom Wolfe had to say about the book: “In the greatest hoax of modern history, Russia’s ruling “socialist workers party,” the Communists, […]

Just checking in with Jonah Goldberg: Was Fascism Right-Wing (Again)? Yep. Still dumb as a stump. What is this, like a decade of being wrong? Let’s see who Dr Victor Davis Hanson wants to get off his lawn today: The Westernized Anti-Westerner What accounts for hatred of the West by people who voluntarily spent years […]

While the above did not get me out of bed, it certainly delayed my return. Just Look at that masterpiece. Savor the glowering majesty. Imagine the premise (as the straight to video dvd cover art asks) and what it would mean. I had no idea that this thing existed, or imagined that it could. Thanks […]

Okay, maybe he could also manage being a sandwich artisan. Meritocracy Spokesman, Jonah Goldberg, National Catnap: What ‘War on Women’? Jonah Goldberg legitimately fascinates me. And I think a large part of it has to do with the unique role he serves in the right-wing writing-whorepit. He’s deliberately lazy and incurious, so much so that […]

In the words of Ani Difranco, I have earned my disillusionment. Jonah Loadpants, National Grue: The Most Cynical Generation Right-wingers have a very complicated relationship with “the kids these days”. On one hand, they hate them. I mean, that’s been true of every conservative movement of every age. Demonizing and despising the youth and blaming […]

Is it just me or are the made-up right-wing scandals literally getting dumber by the second. What’s next, guys? How Obama’s sock color choice proves he hates America? Whether or not Obamacare whitens your teeth enough to protect America from darkies? Charles C.W. Cooke Esq., National Id: Pajama Boy: The Obama Machine’s Id Conservatives have […]

MOMMY, THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE ME DO WORK! TELL THEM MOMMY! IT’S LIKE TWENTY UMPTEEN MILLION HITLERS AND SO THERE! STUPIDHEADS! Jonah Goldberg, America’s Shittiest Website : Me and Black America It’s apparently National Review week here at Sadly, No. Today’s easy meat for the mincer is good ol’ Loadpants Goldberg himself. You see, something […]