Sadly, No!

When Young People Get Excited Why can’t they be like we were — perfect in every way? What’s the matter with kids today? ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™ [Hanx! DRJ]

To Understand the Left, Read this Issue of Rolling Stone ABOVE: Some hippies shout curse words at a billboard To understand the Left, read this issue of Rolling Stone. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. The bulk of this week’s column is given over to quoting various entertainers’ use of […]

Ann Coulter Wants Jews to Become Christian — So What? Above: Some hippies protest a noted proponent of multicultural tolerance I feel entitled to speak for all Jews when I say that my people have no greater friend than Christian Zionists, whose intentions are pure, honorable, and in accordance with the prophecy. ‘Shorter’ concept created […]

‘Why the Left Has Changed Journalism, Education and the Courts’ Above: Dennis Prager (artist’s conception) coolly regards some hippies trying to restrict his right to free expression Liberals have infiltrated our most cherished democratic institutions in a misguided attempt to change society for the better. Conservatives stand opposed to their efforts. ‘Shorter’ concept created by […]

Above: “Dennis has a squeeze-box he wears on his chest,When he goes on-air Muslims get no rest…” ‘Why “Islamophobia” Is a Brilliant Term’ Devious Leftists with their clever neologisms will never stop me from being a bigot. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. Plus: Prager writes: One might counter that […]

Above: He polka your eyes out America Needs a July Fourth Seder Much good could come through the sanctification of America as a sort of Judeo-Christian civic religion. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

Above: Dennis Prager is a radio show host, contributing columnist for Townhall.com, and author of 4 books, including Happiness Is a Serious Problem: A Human Nature Repair Manual ‘The Rape of a Name Is Also Rape’ Accusing a man of a rape you cannot prove is just as bad, if not worse, than actually being […]

Even If Entering Iraq Was a Mistake, Leaving Is Worse Above: Peterson Field Guide® often useful in distinguishing Prager from Hugh Hewitt Perhaps we soiled the bed, but if so, the only conscionable plan is to live in the mess from now on, to avoid tracking it through the house. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel […]

There’s not much kicking left to do, alas, but our special relationship with Dennis the Menace means that we ought to get a foot in. Above: the seat cushion smelled like pastrami farts America, Not Keith Ellison, decides what book a congressman takes his oath on By Dennis Prager Keith Ellison, D-Minn., the first Muslim […]

Sadly, Yes! I have never heard a mainstream conservative impugn the patriotism of liberals. Justin Darr: Liberals ARE Unpatriotic What about John Longenecker? Are Liberals Unpatriotic? Yes. Well, at least we can all agree that Ann Coulter is not a mainstream conservative: John Hawkins: Could you give us two or three examples of people on […]