A theory: those raised by ultra conservative parents will desire so strongly to be loved by their strict mothers and fathers that they will become the ideal subjects for a fascist regime: ie ultraconservatives themselves.

All he needed was this:

National Review, like Jonah, hates “handouts,” believes strongly in the glorious virtues of self-sufficiency and pulling oneself up by one’s bootstraps (and, apparently, by one’s unsevered umbilical cords).

That link didn’t work for me. This one did:

http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2007/10/16/neonepotism/index.html

Thanks, RB … fixed.

I Wish I Was Never Born

So do we, Jonah, so do we.

Glenn had become so dry even I had stopped reading him on a daily basis. Good to see he’s still got the kung-fu to bitchslap the ever living hell out of the neocons.

Jonah Goldberg is an anagram of handjoblogger.

Any post involving Jonah can be improved immeasurably by the addition of a cheesecake* photo. I know these things to be true.

*Not real cheesecake, so sit down Jonah.

Oh my, that was beautiful, Pvt. Joker.

I think Glen is bumping into that “Gooper language” barrier.

Glen forgets that in Gooper parlance, “Rugged Individualist” roughly translates to “Thanks for the Job, Mom!”

I second that, Cangrejero!

Yay Private Joker!

ahem.
Now this is cheesecake. Which has nothing to do with Doughy, but what the hell.

I mean, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with DoughBob PantLoad. Not even on the same planet.

If Jonah isn’t a terrorist why does everyone refer to him as
Seldom bin Laid?

Cheesecake, begging for a sammich.

freddy: Naw, that’s a cheese ball.

All I wanted was a pepsi…

mikey

The polemic against Mrs Goldberg, it must be pointed out, contains meticulous arguments that have never been made with such detail or such care.

In a delightful bit of synergy, Wolcott trashed Pantload today, too.

Have Load, Will Handjoblog?

Boba Fett?

Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning

Is Jonah going to have to retitle the book again when someone informs him that Mussolini was (a) not a leftist and (b) not an American?

I hope not, because it’ll really affect the progress of my new best-seller, A Guide to Living Polynesian Buddhists: From Mother Theresa to Jerry Falwell.

Say what you will about nepotism but at least it worked for the NYTimes …unless you’re a stockholder.

two minutes on the Great Gazoogle has provided the answer to the question “Politics of Meaning, what the fuck?”

First, I give you Michael Lerner. He wrote a book called The Politics of Meaning: He is/was a rabbi in San Francisco AND co-authored a book with Cornel West. clearly a fascist.

Next, we learn that Hillary Clinton likes him!
“Michael Lerner fears ridicule, with good reason. His “politics of meaning” is a farrago of nonsense, one absurd assertion tumbling over another. But we dare not laugh too much: this man is dangerous. Hillary Clinton takes him seriously.” [Summer 1996]

How did America survive becoming a fascists state in the 1990s anyway?!

something tells me that this book is giong to end up being published in January 2009, when President H. Clinton is sworn in.

attacking the Clintons is what Goldberg et al does “best.”

Kathleen said:

attacking the Clintons is what Goldberg et al does “best.”

Indeed, it is what he was cloned for and what truly loads his pants. handjoblogger is exactly what he is, and apparently it pays quite well in the right circles.

One can’t but wonder what might happen if (when?) they trace the bombings in Karachi to the ISI. Ah well, as fucked up as it is over there, at least bush can take comfort in the fact that he’s only responsible for about 75% of it…

mikey

So, why exactly did Lucianne send her little boy to an all woman’s college?

Was she afraid he’d get hung on the doorknob by his Hanes again, like in elementary school? Or is he really that much of a girl himself, he wanted to be with others that had shared interests?

I see that Doughbob Loadpants’ book has yet another subtitle and another publication date. I hope that the pulping fee for those slipcovers is coming out of his advance.

Jonah Goldberg is an anagram of handjoblogger.

Maybe so, but what’s Gertrude Himmelfarb an anagram of?

Get him blured farmer.

Bi meth flag murderer

Goddamnit, mikey, you HAD to go and post it first…

“I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.”

scary we think that much alike.

handjobblogger is even better than Dough Bob Load Pants.

Make it work, people.

Interesting how wingnuts have their own version of welfare, no? God forbid we outlaw nepotism. Christ, they’d all be serving donuts at 7-11. Including and maybe especially George Bush The Lesser.

Morons.

I can’t believe how funny and great S,N! is. Truly consistently spectacular. You commenters, too.

If Jonah isn’t a terrorist why does everyone refer to him as
Seldom bin Laid?

I just spewed chocolate milk all over the place.

That George Clooney is a handsome man.

Miz Nicky, that is beefcake, not cheesecake.

Ubu, if you can’t find meaning in this thread from the art of Cyco Miko, the deal is, you’re just not looking for art.

Maybe you’re looking for farts. Or Go-Karts. Or Lawn Darts.

But Mike Muir told it to us. It was up to us to get it.

Roger that?

mikey

Yay MzNicky!

I wonder how many caddies have bet on Goldberg’s booger-picking?

Gus: I’m a vegetarian, so for me it’s cheesecake.

ummm….cheesecake…..

What’s so sad about handjoblogger is that in Jonah’s case my first thought was “Yeah, he did have his job handed to him.”

Now come on. You guys are sounding quite judgemental. A handjob is a perfectly normal, rational, reasonable, suburban, missionary kind of thing that anybody might do if, say, they were on vacation and they wanted to save a couple dollars.

Right?

mikey

“what’s Gertrude Himmelfarb an anagram of?”

Fear me—blight, murder.

Fried hamburger melt.

Ur-right femme blared.

Hm. Rude glibertar’ fem?

Mr. R. Limbaugh (ret.)—deef!

A theory: those raised by ultra conservative parents will desire so strongly to be loved by their strict mothers and fathers that they will become the ideal subjects for a fascist regime: ie ultraconservatives themselves.

Not quite. Some of us realize that our parents will never love us and try to stay invisible until we are old enough to catch a ride to a place that isn’t a cornfield or a suburb. This tends to be bad for our mental health but good for our funness at parties.

According to Amazon, right now Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning (or whatever it’s called tonight) despite not being published for another 3 months (ha ha) is doing well in the following categories:

#53 in Books > Health, Mind & Body > Diets & Weight Loss > Special Conditions > Whole Foods

Diets & Weight Loss? Special conditions indeed!

I’m not crazy.

You’re the one who’s crazy.

INSTITUTIONALIZED!!!!

It doesn’t really become “true” nepotism until the unholy union of Kagan/Kristol/Goldberg/Bellow/Podhoretz spawns a slime-oozing tribble that is installed as head of the Heritage Foundation.

Some of us realize that our parents will never love us and try to stay invisible until we are old enough to catch a ride to a place that isn’t a cornfield or a suburb. This tends to be bad for our mental health but good for our funness at parties.

Sadly, Cambridgeport: I think we may have been separated at birth.

Namaste again, big time.

Okay, that doesn’t even make any sense. More coffee please.

Gus: I’m a vegetarian, so for me it’s cheesecake.

Tofucake?

Vegetarian, dude, not vegan.

I don’t care what they say, I won’t stay in a world without cheese.

Since we are discussing anagrams, “Rush Limbaugh” forms the anagram, “Rim Bush, Laughs,” which describes his show perfectly.

And Ann Coulter forms, “Unclean Rot,” which we all knew, really.

The anagrams are awesome. Wonder what you can make out of my name?

I’ll just do like Jonah and ask the posters to do the work for me.

“Tofucake?”

“Sadly, No!” is an anagram of “Soyland,!”.

Coincidence? I think not.

Heritage Foundation =

A fogie fag-hatred union

Tongue an idiot fart, eh?

Fine, make me do my own work.

Lucianne Goldberg = La Non-Lucid Begger

Bill O’Reilly = Ye ill, ill bore

I can’t check this thread out anymore. Those underpants are just too appalling.

Now, that book I’d buy!

.

Or, at least, check out from teh lieberry, anyway.

Also, I’d lurve to have a pair of tighty-whities like those, only with the smiley’s tongue hanging out.