Shorter Thomas Friedman
Posted on July 2nd, 2007 by Travis G.
- Perhaps this theory will be the one that brings peace and democracy to the Middle East.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
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He’s got column inches to fill!
Give us inches and feed us well.
Sadly, perhaps not.
I couldn’t bring myself to read it, but is his new theory affirmed by a streetcorner falafel vendor, using a clunky Friedmanesque metaphor?
I counted ten uses of the word “we”, starting with the idiotic claim that we “are dog-paddling in the Tigris.” Who exactly is this mysterious “we”?