Shorter Thomas Friedman

Dog Paddling in the Tigris

  • Perhaps this theory will be the one that brings peace and democracy to the Middle East.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


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He’s got column inches to fill!


Give us inches and feed us well.


Sadly, perhaps not.

not that pablo

I couldn’t bring myself to read it, but is his new theory affirmed by a streetcorner falafel vendor, using a clunky Friedmanesque metaphor?

"Oh Stewardess, I Speak 'Nut"

I counted ten uses of the word “we”, starting with the idiotic claim that we “are dog-paddling in the Tigris.” Who exactly is this mysterious “we”?


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