Buck you Fozo.

Right because giving women the choice to become a combat soldier is exactly the same as forcing all girls to become soldiers.

Just like moving the boundary of weapons permitted under the 2nd amendment down a smidge from “fully-automatic” to “semi-automatic with a magazine greater than 10 rounds” is the exact same thing as Obama sending jackboots door to door to collect every firearm in America.

Just like giving two men or two women the option to get married is exactly the same thing as taking away the institution of marriage from heterosexuals.

What is it with these fucking cro-magnon conservatives? Can’t they make any sort of argument or judgment without resorting to hyperbole and false equivalency?

Shorter Scottie Hughes: “I don’t know what instinct means.”

What is it with these fucking cro-magnon conservatives? Can’t they make any sort of argument or judgment without resorting to hyperbole and false equivalency?

No.

SASQ, etc.

Also: Fob you, Buckzo.

What is it with these fucking cro-magnon conservatives? Can’t they make any sort of argument or judgment without resorting to hyperbole and false equivalency?

Nuance is a killing word.

JFC on a crutch. The mangoes on that page are just putrid. Typical specimen:

What do you expect of an Idi Amin like Savage for President and Commander in Chief?

Duh. The Left despises real women and girls. So be it.

Despise them back like they hate you.

Because they really, really do if you have not yet figured that out : )

Wow. What a nice, convenient circular strawman to rationalize his ugly bigtory.

Forgive me if I am wrong, but isn’t it the NRA who wants every American women to be experienced in the use of military weaponry so they can defend their homes and honour?

But turning the women into men will help counter the actions of the Forced Gay Marriage squad. Or has that strawman been cancelled due to lack of interest?

Sorry, I tend to lose track.

Not only do parents of daughters have to worry about dates to the dance, mean girls on the playground, or making sure their daughters have good academic discipline but now parents also have to worry about the idea that if there ever is a national draft again, their daughter might just have the opportunity to sit in a foxhole, wet, cold and muddy, gripping the steel of an M-4 in her chapped hands, waiting to kill or be killed.

This is different from worrying that their son might just have the opportunity to sit in a foxhole, wet, cold and muddy, gripping the steel of an M-4 in his chapped hands, waiting to kill or be killed… how?

I must say, he makes a great anti-war writer. If I ever apply for conscientious objector status, I’m going to use that one.

In high school, rather than wishing for girls to become Homecoming Queens, parent might prefer their daughters to hit the gridiron with the football team. These young ladies need to be ready to fight. A responsible parent needs to think about what is needed to make their daughter a lean mean fighting machine or, at the very least prepared to not get herself killed.

Some of the best soccer players in my high school were girls. The only one I’m aware of who’s actually playing in a local team is one of these girls, who last I checked, was very happy doing it. Doesn’t mean all the girls were good at sports, any more than all the boys. But more saliently, who gives a shit?

What a brave new world America’s children are now growing up in.

It’s not a “brave new world.” This is entirely fucking normal. This is the school environment I grew up in in the late nineties and early 2000s. Some girls were good at sports. Some girls were bad at sports. Some guys were good at sports. Some guys were bad at sports. Some girls were good at book learning. Some guys were good at book learning. Some were both. Some were neither. And nobody gave a single solitary fuck. Nor did anyone feel any pressure to conform to either “old” or “new” gender norms in terms of what you were supposed to like.

(Yeah, it was a Frog school, but I’m pretty sure most of the AMURIKUN schools in Montgomery County worked roughly the same way).

We currently have tens of thousands of troops fighting alongside allied Afghan forces. Will women be embedded alongside them? Will Islamic nations allow American women to fight with them? Or are we destined for a day when American women will be found running across the desert with an M-16 on one shoulder and a 90-pound pack on their back all while wearing a burqa?

Once again: we’ve been over all of this before. Women served in Saudi Arabia for over a decade, nineties and early 2000s. We found ways to accommodate Saudi sensitivities, until towards the end, when, I believe, they finally relented. And no, not all Islamic nations require a burqa, you racist ass motherfucker.

Call me a bad American

I didn’t wait for your permission.

but I have every intention of continuing the tradition of American mothers over generations and sticking with raising my children to become young ladies and gentlemen.

Fire away. Hopefully, the roles you try to force them into conform to their natural inclinations. I feel sorry for the unhappy life that lies ahead of them if you have a daughter who enjoys playing sports as much as many of the women I’ve met, or a son who wants to be a schoolteacher, and will have to either give up on their dreams or live the rest of their lives in the knowledge that they’re disappointing their father. Parents are supposed to support their children, not stunt their development. But I suppose, to a conservative, children are yet another part of the obnoxiously unruly world that must be grabbed by the back of the neck and beaten until they conform to the Moral Majority approved parameters of How Things Ought To Be.

Training lassies to grow man-bits?!? I’M AGAINST IT!

Hey, wait a minute … how the heck can the spectre of Obama oppressing Yankee girlies into this brutal dystopian Dongocracy ever possibly fit with the usual all-purpose “Squooshy Earth-Mothery Feminizing Liberalism” trope that gets trotted out here?

It’s always so sad when they try to ad-lib this shit.

One more from the comments section –

I’ve served with females in the military. I’ve had female bosses I’ve supervised female subordinates, I’ve also served in combatant units where females couldn’t serve. The presents of women in traditionally all male societies definitely changes the dynamics but not always for the better. I did discover that only part of the ladies actually wanted to do the same job as the guys, however, the ones that actually wanted to be there were as good as the guys. I guess I have mixed feelings about this whole debate. My personal preference would be not to have women in the more dangerous jobs.

“I guess I have mixed feelings about this.” LOLOL. “On the one hand, the facts prove to me that women who are dedicated to being in the military are just as good as the men who are, but on the other hand, I’m taught to believe that there are traditional gender roles that are natural and must be obeyed, so how can I be expected to decide between the facts and my preconceived notions? QED.”

And yes, I stand corrected for writing “he” above when I should have written “she.” Proof that women can match men in all possible areas, even stupidity. I apologize for my own preconceived notions. 😀

But WHAT ABOUTTHE POOPING?

Will Islamic nations allow American women to fight with them?

Will Islamic nations allow American men to fight with them who haven’t converted to Islam and adopted Sharia Law?
I suspect they will, if they keep expecting American military assistance to keep their corrupt governments in place… and if they don’t want Americans fighting with them, why is that Scottie Hughes’ problem?

Gee, fellas— it’s so daunting a task for you to find your balls, let me help you out and give ’em a tap.

Did someone say mad-libs?

well that right sucked.
https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/296719636144222208

I want my son and daughter to be comfortable in their natural roles that are instinctual.

In these debased times the little ones hardly ever get to eat the raw flesh of a fresh kill.

I want my son and daughter to be comfortable in their natural roles that are instinctual.

I foresee home-schooling in their future.

Ignoring how dumbfuck awful these wars are and we really need to stop throwing our military at every damned thing that looks weird in our general area, I do think Obama is winding down about as quickly as he can, but I hate to break to these idiots the women they are already their! I’ve been on a small COP in Afghanistan where there were females that went out on patrols just like everyone else. Were they technically combat arms? No, neither was I. Were we in combat every damned time we went out yes we were. Did the Afghan’s, not the most enlightened people in the world, get all squawky about it no they did not. There was one time where one of ours did manage to piss them off but that’s because she didn’t believe in tact and stomped all over his manly pride. Sorta like what is happening to these morons. Jesus that’s what gets me about this debate they’ve frikken been in combat for ten damned years now.

The presents of women in traditionally all male societies definitely changes the dynamics but not always for the better.

WHAT?!!! Obvious proof this guy is nuts because who doesn’t like presents, no matter who they’re from?

And on the other hand, today we were treated to the spectacle of a suburban mom testifying about her need to own a semi-automatic assault weapon for the day that will never come when a band of armed thugs bursts into her peaceful home and threatens her and her six children.

So which is it, wingnuts? If the ladeez aren’t competent to handle an offensive weapon even when extensively trained in its use, it’s hard to see how the untrained suburban mom should be trusted with one.

Why do they hate the troops?

I’m guessing women are not allowed to serve as combat troops in the Israeli armed forces? Because Israeli army much admired in conservative circles, etc. so that would be my guess.

Oh… sorry. Guess not.

Kind of topic, but I just watched Seven Psychopaths. Just when I was thinking that I loved the dialogue between all the male characters, and between one of the male characters and his wife, this conversation happens:

Hans: Your women characters are awful. None of them have anything to say for themselves and most of them get either shot or stabbed to death within five minutes and thos who don’t probably will later on.

Marty: Well, it’s a hard world for women. You know?

Hans: Yeah, it’s hard world for women, but most of the ones I know can string a sentence together.

It still doesn’t pass the Bechdel test, but I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn’t seen it yet.

I’m guessing women are not allowed to serve as combat troops in the Israeli armed forces? Because Israeli army much admired in conservative circles, etc. so that would be my guess.

Well, y’know, them Jewish girls, you know, they’re kinda, well, YOU know, they’re……………………………..pushy.

Women served in Saudi Arabia for over a decade, nineties and early 2000s. We found ways to accommodate Saudi sensitivities, until towards the end, when, I believe, they finally relented. And no, not all Islamic nations require a burqa, you racist ass motherfucker.

They did before that, too. In ’81 I was packed, the tickets were ready, and I was really excited to be going to Riyadh, so it was very disappointing to me when I heard that our guys had just stopped women from going because we were being harassed pretty badly by Saudi men.

That was in peace time. We wouldn’t have been carrying M-16s and 120 rounds of ammunition. That kind of thing might discourage sexual harrassment.

I suspect they will, if they keep expecting American military assistance to keep their corrupt governments in place… and if they don’t want Americans fighting with them, why is that Scottie Hughes’ problem?

Since when did the feelings of the “Islamofascists” matter to conservatives?

Most important over all arguments of whether women are “good” at combat or not, is that women, you know, half the voting citizenry of this her US of A, apparently want the opportunity and equal treatment that gives them in the military. Women, again VOTING CITIZENS, in the military want the same opportunity to fight for their ideals and/or country, and have the same opportunities for achievement and promotion that their male counterparts have.

Whether men agree with that or not is just not fucking relevant.

I know this is gonna be a surprise to misogynists like Hughes, but (white) men don’t give out or take back rights and privileges in this country anymore (or shouldn’t, anyhoo).

This is the nut of the argument in abortion rights situations, as well–what the fuck does it matter what Men think about women’s choices?

Whether men agree with that or not is just not fucking relevant.

This is the nut of the argument in abortion rights situations, as well–what the fuck does it matter what Men think about women’s choices?

Too true… that’s what’s eatingg the authoritarians’ shriveled black hearts out.

The fact is, white men have given everyone their rights. Maybe some of us are tired of you moochers and freeloaders lack of appreciation. We can take it back, along with the rest of our country. You are on notice.

Since when did the feelings of the “Islamofascists” matter to conservatives?

Seriously, why are they not DEMANDING women fight in those countries? Women slathered with lard?

Maybe some of us are tired of you moochers and freeloaders lack of appreciation.

BUT WE BROUGHT PRESENTS.

In my heaviest drinking days, circa 1988 to 1993, I would often hang out with a bartender friend as he closed up sometime between 3 and 4. There was little to do at that time but watch Channel J (or, if drunk enough, Australian-Rules Football) and the same commercial would come on every night.

Chixx with Dixx! You can fuck them up the ass! They can fuck you up the ass!”

There are times I think that everyone in the entire right wing has an endless loop of that commercial playing in their heads, 24-7.

BUT WE BROUGHT PRESENTS.

Maybe he meant ‘baring gifts’.

As I see it the anti-feminist of our feminine conspecifics are moochers. Hell, they are everything they claim to despise. Liberals, in their eyes, want the nanny state to protect them. Liberals, in their eyes, want someone else to provide for them. Liberals, in their eyes, are too weak to fight for the country. Anti-feminist women are liberals!

What I love about all of this tooth gnashing is that this time the fucknuggets don’t even have the ghost of a prayer of changing things. With DADT repeal they could hope that the screeching about FORCED HOT STEAMY SOAPY GAY SHOWERS might kill repeal.

But in thanks to Panetta, these assholes had no clue what was coming, no way to prepare for it, and best of all, they found the world could become a little less like what they think it should be in an eye blink. Change is their enemy, sudden change their worst nightmare and the news must have hit like a sucker punch. I only regret (sort of) I wasn’t there to see the slack jawed looks of disbelief. But I do so enjoy the sweet delicious tears.

tigris said,

BUT WE BROUGHT PRESENTS.

Wait. Are wimminz presents in and of themselves or do we gotta bring a gift?

Back in the day, one of the arguments against legalized abortion was that, well, men’s bodies can be drafted and sent to kill or be killed against their will, and what about that, huh?

Of course, legalized abortion roughly coincided with the end of the draft, which made that argument even weaker than it already was. Maybe Townhall is so pissed because drafting women would obliterate that whole trope forever.

Whoa. Turn your attention elsewhere and there’s a tsunami of posts. Welcome back, HTML.

Gotta ask though, is Cerb OK? I love her epic posts.

FORCED HOT STEAMY SOAPY GAY SHOWERS

I! N? W?

Wait, never mind, Teh Ho has a medium sized library of bookmarks for that sort of thing.

Back in the day, one of the arguments against legalized abortion was that, well, men’s bodies can be drafted and sent to kill or be killed against their will, and what about that, huh?

Wow. I’m shocked that wasn’t a compelling argument.

Wow. I’m shocked that wasn’t a compelling argument.

I’m sure it was compelling to the misogynist who thought it up and everyone who already agreed with him/her. The rest of us, not so much. But the rest of us are also not really human, too.

I would like to say, once again, that if I believed the male psyche was so delicate, that male self-control so non-existent, as these folks appear to, I’d be asking why males are allowed out in public or allowed to be in control of their own decisions, never mind anyone else’s.

“I’d be asking why males are allowed out in public or allowed to be in control of their own decisions, never mind anyone else’s.”

You feminazis won’t let manly men do ANYTHING! Blub blub blub.

I would like to say, once again, that if I believed the male psyche was so delicate, that male self-control so non-existent, as these folks appear to, I’d be asking why males are allowed out in public or allowed to be in control of their own decisions, never mind anyone else’s.

If humanity had a foolproof way to keep people with strange hangups from making rules, World history would look a lot different, starting about the time of the book of Leviticus, the collected works of St. Paul and St Augustine might fill a pamphlet, and the book of Revelation would start: so I had this really weird dream last night… and end with …and that’s why I’m never putting hashish on my magic mushroom pizza again.

Elevating the phobias of the most repressed members of society in order to make rules to oppress everyone not already in charge, seems like a dumb idea to me.

I’d be asking why males are allowed out in public or allowed to be in control of their own decisions, never mind anyone else’s.

My wife and I have an understanding. I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run my life.

Another patriotic conservative says,

“My daughter, as well as my two boys, have been instructed to never join the military and fight for a country which espouses liberal principles we do not believe in.

All my children have been instructed to allow the liberals to present their own children up for military service. They have destroyed all manner of decency: homosexual marriage, homos teaching in our schools, unchecked illegal immigration, violence on television leading to children killing children…all these things are part of an America my family wants no part of.

I don’t have to worry at all about my daughter or my sons. America can go to hell! “

I’d be asking why males are allowed out in public or allowed to be in control of their own decisions

They are?!
The Frau Doktorin has been lying to me.

America can go to hell. Now where’s my assistance check??

homos teaching in our schools,

Isn’t it interesting how word choice can show so much about a person? I’ll bet this hateful person also objects to visibly pregnant women teaching school, but his teenytiny mind has learned it’s not acceptable to say so in public.

It’s a good thing that patriotic conservative’s kids won’t be in the military, because if they got killed, Fred Phelps and crew might show up at their funerals with their “GOD HATES FAGS” signs, and then Patriotic Conservative would be seriously confused.

And we care what these douchie chickenhawks think why??

And we care what these douchie chickenhawks think why??

Because some of them have real power, directly or indirectly. Also so we can feel superior.

“My daughter, as well as my two boys, have been instructed to never join the military and fight for a country which espouses liberal principles we do not believe in.

We after all, it’s only fair. Wasn’t avoiding the draft in the 20th century as simple as stating that you didn’t believe in fighting foreign wars? Didn’t the draft board accept a simple “I don’t want to” as a sufficient reason to excuse service?

I hope he expounds upon this theory at length to all veterans of WWII, Korea and Viet Nam the he should happen to meet.

I am tempted ask Another patriotic conservative just what it is, exactly, that makes him or her “patriotic.”

All my children have been instructed to allow the liberals to present their own children up for military service.

I have no doubt that your children will ALWAYS OBEY YOU IN ALL THINGS until the day you die. But I thought liberals were all anti-military pansies who hate America. If there were any cognition going on Another conservative patriot’s febrile and pointy head the dissonance could level a large city.

I would like to say, once again, that if I believed the male psyche was so delicate, that male self-control so non-existent, as these folks appear to, I’d be asking why males are allowed out in public or allowed to be in control of their own decisions, never mind anyone else’s.

I’d suggest putting all these men in burqa if I didn’t suspect putting a cloth over their heads would lead them to fall asleep like a parakeet.

Also so we can feel superior.

Superior was ASKING FOR IT.

would like to say, once again, that if I believed the male psyche was so delicate, that male self-control so non-existent, as these folks appear to, I’d be asking why males are allowed out in public or allowed to be in control of their own decisions, never mind anyone else’s.

There are guys like this and they protect their fragile souls by wrapping them in several layers of abusive asswadery. Abusive asswadery to be displayed only when dealing with people whom they believe are unlikely or unable to kick their nuts up between their ears.

Sound familiar?

I have no idea how a got in there.

holee shit! them mangoes is full-on festering over there…and to the commentor who said: ‘i miss when women were women and men were men’ i offer a hearty FUCK YOU…when was that, fuckface? jesus h…if only i had the ability to call up all the ghosts of the female pioneers to bitch slap the fuck out of this asshole…

wow…i’m certainly a bit cranky today….

‘i miss when women were women and men were men’

Pfft, the free market obviously wants GMO so deal with it.

i miss when women were women and men were men
I.e. He misses being a toddler, with a toddlers level of understanding.

stupid tagfail.

I’d suggest putting all these men in burqa if I didn’t suspect putting a cloth over their heads would lead them to fall asleep like a parakeet.

That might be just the thing for when I need to take a quick nap during the sort.

Just pop into my sleep-burqa and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

‘i miss when women were women and men were men’

Ah yes, those forgotten days when men were men, women were women, and sheep were nervous.

Just pop into my sleep-burqa and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

My idea does have merits! I just may need to kindly mislead the consumer base. Sleep-burqa is too rough… Buy the new Nightie(tm) and go to Heaven!

Isn’t that a Snuggie?

Sleep-burqa for Major Kong!

Isn’t that a Snuggie?

I was hoping to market it as the next Snuggie.

“Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.”

I’d suggest putting all these men in burqa if I didn’t suspect putting a cloth over their heads would lead them to fall asleep like a parakeet.

i laffed/snorted to such a degree that i almost had a most painful candybar out the nose incident…

as to the actual post, i would like to point out:

‘her’ name is SCOTTIE…helLOOOOO! that’s a BOYS name and she’s a GURL! ironic, right?!?!

also, too…why would she have to ‘train’ her daughter from day one to be a soldier? is this a piece of parenthood 101 that i missed? i did not know that we were supposed to raise all our sons from infancy on to be warriors…are we in sparta or something? so, again, me thinks she projects too much…

Peter Roff (LOL) is OUTRAGED that women can learn to have orgasms.

http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/peter-roff/2013/01/30/university-of-minnesotas-orgasm-workshop-an-insult-to-taxpayers

wow…he really IS pissy about it:

At a time when everyone, including the nation’s colleges and universities, are being forced to tighten their belts, this seems like more than just a waste of money; it’s an outrage, an affront to everyone who is having trouble making ends meet. The amount being spent on this workshop would probably pay for books and other materials for at least a year for two students already enrolled at the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities. It’s enough to feed a family of four for almost half a year.

the shocking, shocking cost of this workshop? $3,500…

I won’t be arsed to check it out but I will say that many (most?) universities allocate the funds for that sort of thing from student activity fees. That is, it might not be taxpayer money in the first place. One is tempted to wonder if Peter Roff (LOL! I just can’t help laughing at the name) bothered to do the due diliigence of determining whether in fact it is taxpayer money and further, to look into it in the hopes of showing him to be even more a fool than he does on his own.

Saw the G-spot Workshop linked at Boing Boing and wondered “How long until some rightwing blow-hard has a meltdown?”

It’s enough to feed a family of four for almost half a year.

the shocking, shocking cost of this workshop? $3,500…

A family of four what?

A family of four what?

FUCHING FERRETS of course

i laffed/snorted to such a degree that i almost had a most painful candybar out the nose incident…

Your nostrils must be huuuge.

Your nostrils must be huuuge.

looksist!

We don’t serve no strils in here. Not unless they’ve got shirts and shoes.

Saw the G-spot Workshop linked at Boing Boing and wondered “How long until some rightwing blow-hard has a meltdown?”

It’s the blow-softs that are so disappointing.

Trying my hand at chilie colorado con carne de venado, have good spices but I wish I had better tortillas. House smells really good.

G-spot Workshop

I say, that sounds like something I’d like to audit.

chilie colorado con carne de venado

Venison red chile, eh? Sounds intriguing… I’d never thought of using venison for a dish like that since it’s so lean. But if you brine it or use a milk marinade it might stay moist.

New Mexico chile colorado is perhaps my number one favorite dish… unless it’s New Mexico chile verde. (It depends on the week of the year… phase of the moon… something.)

I’d have guessed the green would be better for something gamey like venison, but let us know how it turns out.

Molly Ivins passed away six years ago today. Man, do I miss her.

Kos has a nice little homage to her up on their front page today, with this quote that has inspired me in the past, and probably also not less than a few Sadlynaughts:

Keep fightin’ for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don’t you forget to have fun doin’ it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. And when you get through kickin’ ass and celebratin’ the sheer joy of a good fight, be sure to tell those who come after how much fun it was.

It’s a cryin’ shame she passed so soon. We need more humans like her, not less.

There was little to do at that time but watch Channel J (or, if drunk enough, Australian-Rules Football) and the same commercial would come on every night.

Needless to say, you know what the extra “E” stands for.

I added some pork for fat and have a variety of powdered chile straight from Hatch, it turned out wonderful – nice heat but balanced. I need to learn to make tortillas.

My time in the southwest really spoiled me.

Women slathered with lard?

I’ll be in my bunk.

In addition to everything else wrong with this post:

I want my son and daughter to be comfortable in their natural roles that are instinctual. Women are to be nurturing and men are to be protective. Teaching my daughter to become a killing machine and teaching my son to be less than a gentleman, is not acceptable. Neither will be tolerated in their father’s or my presence.

For my children to become combat ready, I would have to rethink my parenting philosophy and adopt the President’s gender-neutral ideology. Something I can guarantee will never be tolerated in our house.

This is basically an admission to running an emotionally abusive household, right here. If his daughter or son dare show even the slightest inclination of non-“natural” behavior in even the slightest, his plan is to come down on them like a ton of bricks. In short, to wage a constant barrage of emotional abuse for any sort of deviancy from what he sees as the inherent gender inclinations of male and female. Bob help them if one of those kids turns out to be trans* or hell, just a bit of a tomboy or fey.

Also:

If my daughter is ever forced, through an involuntary draft, to serve in a foxhole or if my son, who already at this young age, has his heart set on the Air Force Academy, must ever follow a female Captain into battle, they will both have to undergo on the job training.

He says this as if this is some egregious monumental thing.

Um… everyone in any new job has to undergo on the job training in order to learn what the job entails. That’s just how work works. Fuck, the Armed Forces has some of the most extensive on-the-job training possible (that’s what basic training IS, how does a military-fetishist not get that?!?) because of all the “natural” things one may do, killing a person without a second thought or crippling doubt is something that needs to be very carefully trained over a long-period time.

Peter Roff (LOL) is OUTRAGED that women can learn to have orgasms.
My guess?
He didn’t discover it until his wife enrolled.

Molly is truly missed, we can only imagine what she would think of the current state of wingnuttia.

How did I miss women slathered in lard? I usually notice these things.

If you’re gonna start playin’ with masa… leftover chile colorado, pulled fine, makes a great tamale stuffing.

Hard to believe it’s only been 6 years we’ve been doing without Molly. Seems longer.

As for the biography referred to in that Kos column, I found it tiresome. It’s probably an accurate recording of what she did, but no fire. The author also had an irritating way of continually referring to what Junior was doing about then, as if he were the only reason she mattered. Little George was just one of the fools she skewered.

you know what the extra “E” stands for.

Australian-Rules Football was drowning in it.

Hm.
I was unaware of this.

Missing Molly as many do, I may have to check that out somewhere.

How did I miss women slathered in lard? I usually notice these things.

that will be me on satidday….hubbkf bought me a big old bucket of lard…to fry doughnuts in, ya perverts….

Women Slathered in Lard is a great band name – think of the posters, you’ll be bigger than Free Beer.

Women Slathered in Lard is a great band name – think of the posters, you’ll be bigger than Free Beer.

now all I have to do is learn to play an instrument and/or sing!

It’s enough to feed a family of four for almost half a year.

My spidey senses tell me this fucknugget has no problem when the government shells out eleventy zillion dollars on a new defense toy that is identical to the previous and still functioning defense toy, only now it is painted a different color.

There’s no shortage of assholes in the world and they come in 32×32 flavors. Mr. Angry Anti-Orgasm Person (probably) isn’t that bad a bloke. But people who run around screaming “I pay taxes so how dare you spend my money on something I don’t like??” get on my tits something dreadful.

Bog off, dim infant. The only way to be 100% certain “your” precious money is never spent in ways that you don’t like is to not pay taxes. Please, by all means; try that and see how it works.

 “I pay taxes so how dare you spend my money on something I don’t like??”

Since most of the people whining this are people objecting to the minuscule portion of their precious tax dollars going towards women’s health, I say “Get in line.”  I have strong, longstanding religious and moral objections to the making of war, and a lot of my tax dollars go to just that. I’m not dedicated enough to deliberately make under the taxable amount (I feel it’s a bit antisocial – my tax money pays for a bunch of stuff required to keep society functioning), or pay only the part of my taxes not going to the DoD and making the IRS come and get it -it’s hard on the employer and tends to piss the IRS off, plus there are parts of the DoD budget I think are valid – obligations to vets for instance.

ooooooh …j stewart weighing in on the loin control hearings, awesome indeed,,,again, had i the proper equipment to do so, I would gladly bear his children…

hubbkf bought me a big old bucket of lard

After he gave it to you, did he ask you if you wanted to go camping?

After he gave it to you, did he ask you if you wanted to go camping?

ha! I won’t fall for that again…

Controlling the loin.

I’m also going to say this:

If it’s instinctual, then why the fuck are you training your daughters to be nurturing and sons to be protective? They should just do do those things and be that way no matter how you decide to break them mentally and psychologically. If instead you’re training them, or at least suggesting they can be trained otherwise, then what you’re really saying is “I only accept certain roles out of my children, and any coloring outside the lines is unacceptable both for them and for anyone else fucking with the roles I set out for them.”

Like what, we should applaud you because you’re fucking your kids up in socially-assumed ways; unlike the single father raising his daughter in a fashion that results in her being accused of being mannish or a tomboy, or the mother teaching her son to not be a testosterone-poisoned date-raping frat fuck that results in him being accused of being a fag through high school and college?

All I’m saying is, there are differences between instinct and fucking up your kids from day one. Maybe you should learn them.

“now all I have to do is learn to play an instrument and/or sing!”

Or be the drummer!

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/339003/president-obama-commemorates-senseless-holocaust-eliana-johnson?1

They’ll do anything to attack Obama. In this case, Eliana Johnson justifies the holocaust to do it. No really.

Wow P.M. The article made my skin crawl but the comments are worth the trip.

There should be a point where you step back and take a look at where life has taken you and say, “I am defending Nazis against a black man.”

And then you begin to weep. Ideally.

Of course, I pulled out when I got to the first attempted defense of the article. I’m sure the place will be overrun by deniers and neos before too long.

So, just saying: this must be his ideal moment, right? After all, it’s about a transgendered young man in a very, very public forum… Or is Little Scottie thinking of something else?

http://canucks.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=653098

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