Kibbles & Bits
Sonic, of HitchensWatch fame, asks the $64,000 question:
What is increasingly interesting about Pammy is how this, clearly insane, woman is getting the access she is getting.
She gets flown to Israel and manages to enter closed military areas in wartime, and now she gets an exclusive interview with John Bolton.
Who is backing her?
The short answer is Charles Johnson and Roger El-Simon. But the long answer, I suspect, is very interesting. I assume it’s the same bunch that probably helped arrange Michael Totten’s voyages to Iraq and Lebanon. But then Totten’s just a self-aggrandizing asshole and intellectual fraud, while Pammy (wingnut starfucker wannabe that she is), on the other hand, links to and may have further connections with outlawed terrorist groups. I wonder if she’s offered to introduce John Bolton to her Kahanneist friends, assuming of course that they haven’t met already.
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Jane asks another pertinent question regarding Pammy and John Bolton. As an answer my guess is that, at best, they don’t care that Pammy is basically Michael Savage with fake breasts. At worst, and more likely, John Bolton and those behind the scenes that have arranged his and Pam’s little trysts actually agree with everything she writes. The only thing we can do is hope that some of this info gets to the folks in the confirmation committee — not that Bolton’s capable of being embarassed about anything, but maybe if Big Media picks it up, Voinovich might waffle again.
Oh, I kid, I kid. Of course the media isn’t going to do anything. But about that link, and TRex’s aha at the Weekly Standard cover within, I wonder what The Marble Douchebag will think? Just a couple of weeks ago, Tacky bitterly mourned that Jane had gotten away with it! It being, not being a racist by putting Lieberman in blackface! Bosh, egads, flimshaw! argues Tacky, there is a bias at work here forsooth when Gilliard and Jane can do what they did and get away with not being racists but my dear friend Box Turtle Ben is destroyed for taking the J. Edgar Hoover/WFB line on Dr. King!
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Speaking of Tacky, he was recently seen in a Party Hat, which reminds me to talk to the police about Outside The Tent’s obvious kidnapping of Gavin. Let him go, Clif! We need him! Besides, to get the proper Party Hat effect, you have to kidnap Miguel, too, and last I heard, umm, he’s still here at S,N! Research Labs. But if you did kidnap him, he might write for your post: “BLARGH!! Buttertroll Brooks wants a brown people snack! It is a eat attack!”
Anyway, if anyone wants to go over there and free Gavin, be sure to read this while you’re there.
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God save us from bloodless, soulless economists.
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How they misplace blame.
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Yay, Elton.
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I totally want to kiss Atrios on the mouth (in, of course, a Jesus’ General-approved, heterosexual way) for this:
Joking aside, many of us once-“sensible liberals” bought into the neoliberal 90s paradigm to some degree, and now that we’ve seen the consequences – both in terms of its politics and its ultimate policy outcomes – we’ve come to realize that much of it is in many ways Very Bad.
BLARGH!!
makes me laugh every time. every single time.
Jealous, much?
Or, maybe instead of “jea”lous you’re just a “lous”e.
Or a “louser” (pronounced LOO-zer).
Jeez, I crack myself up!
She gets access by not having a moniker like “Retardo”.
I mean, how can you have a straight-faced, serious debate with someone named “Retardo”?
Seriously, at least “Gavin” and “Brad” are real names (even if not their given names).
Why so secretive, Retardo?
Do you have an embarrassing given name? Like Alawiscious or Ethelbert?
Are you wanted by the authorities? Do you have any priors?
Pop Quiz, kiddies:
Which one is unlike the others?
a)Armando Lloréns-Sar
b)Markos Moulitsas Zuniga
c)Joshua Micah Marshall
d)Retardo Montalban
And you expect to be taken seriously? Mheh. Feh.
Snnkkkkztt..Zzzzzzzzzzzzz……..
The answer is, of course, “D”. He has only two names.
Jake, are you still impressed by Tim’s rapier wit? Just checking to see if your IQ has come up at all in the past couple hours…
OMG that’s precious!
Are you Pattycakes in disguise? What kinda made-up name is “jake”, anyway? I bet that’s not your real name!
Before you take THAT literally, too, dumbass, let me tell you that I dont take myself all that seriously. Anyway, “Retardo Montalban” is no sillier than some pompous Greco-Roman pseudonym that wingnuts seem to prefer using. Hey, my real name is John Smith! There; deal with it, bitch! Now, suddenly, all arguments by and with me are magically made “serious”! No wait, my new pseudonym is Diogenes Lysander Themistocles Alcibiades! Now deal with my argument! Haha, charade you are, wingnut!
Blah. Arguments stand on their own, or don’t. Sorry if you’re too stupid to get it. But then I do admit it is nice when some blowhard wingnut scumbag is reduced to thinking, “I got humiliated by Retardo Montalban”. How it must sting!
Pop Quiz #2:
What are the significance of the following numbers?
a)11,166
b) 8,275
a) is the number of daily visitors to Goldstein’s site
b) is the number of visitors to Resnarko’s site
How it must sting!
Looks like I finally hit a nerve, LOL!
My work here is done.
For cripe’s sake, jake, you can’t attempt to save face that quick.
and thank god.
now go away.
Looks like I finally hit a nerve, LOL!
My work here is done.
Translation: I’m gonna bail out of here before I embarrass myself even further…
LOL!, of course, is not a legitimate argument. Nor are LOL!!!11!, LMAO!!, or ROTFLMAO!!11! XD
Back to myspace with you, kiddo.
jake must be Gary Ruppert’s stupider cousin.
Of course Goldstein gets more visitors.
People always want to stop and look at a car wreck.
Anyway, “Retardo Montalban� is no sillier than some pompous Greco-Roman pseudonym that wingnuts seem to prefer using.
Hey!
No wait, my new pseudonym is Diogenes Lysander Themistocles Alcibiades!
Well, okay! That’s much better!
So jake just pulled a jake-off. Bet that stings Retardo, huh? Considering the recent survey results comparing the acceptance of evolution by US citizens vs numerous western countries, only Turkey was less accepting than the US (that is, we came in 2nd to last). I believe that might help explain the Goldstein numbers.
Goldstein’s popularity can also be explained by a recent survey that showed:that —
More Americans can give the names of the Three Stooges than the names of the three branches of government; and
75% of Americans can name at least two of the Seven Dwarves but only 25% can name two Supreme Court justices.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060815/od_nm/life_poll_dc
And I, who calls themselves after a fundamental truth, would like to point out that A: it’s Aloysis and B: that it’s a perfectly fine name.
What are the significance of the following numbers?
a)11,166
b) 8,275
a) is the number of daily visitors to Goldstein’s site
b) is the number of visitors to Resnarko’s site
I guess that’s just proof that you can spend a lot more time surfing the web from Mom’s basement than you can from a paying job.
My work here is done.
Jake honey, you wouldn’t know real work if it bit you in the ass.
please stay at My Space until you can form a coherent thought, and successful transcribe that thought into text. It is harder than it looks, as your visit here has proven.
and successfully transcribe
as I said, harder than it looks.
Wow, Jake really did leave. I guess his mommy called him in for his milk and cookies.
LOL…
I think u r precious Retardo – keep up the good work
the truth is….
that jake dude cant hold a candle to the Garybot
i think it would be wicked cool if Gary and jake ARE sock puppets – like S,N! authors try on different wingnut personas (ae?) a riddle wrapped inside an enigma etc …
my god its full of stars….<giggling to self – trips out/>
What is increasingly interesting about Pammy is how this, clearly insane, woman is getting the access she is getting.
What is increasingly mystifying is the use of the commas in that sentence.
Haha, charade you are, wingnut!
*hearts* RM for the prog-rock, as opposed to hipster approved Syd-era, Pink Floyd lyrical reference. The rest of the third verse is a decent description of the wingnutsphere:
You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street
You’re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You got to stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you’re nearly a treat
Mary you’re nearly a treat
But you’re really a cry
Tacky hasn’t showed up yet? Wow. Someone fix the Marble Douchebag Signal.
Nobody’s mentioned his name yet. I think the dude hits the refresh button on Google blogsearch every ten minutes or so.
Dear Mr. Montalban,
Don’t you even fuckin’ think about stealing my name. Step off, Bitch.
Sincerely,
D.
*Siiiigh* Okay, so that’s what I get for posting from my cell phone on my lunch break. That ‘s’ on the end of “calls” should not exist.
“Wow, Jake really did leave. I guess his mommy called him in for his milk and cookies.”
Heh. Boy, that brings back fond memories of childhood.
Actually, after working a 12hr nightshift I laid down for a 2-3hr nap. It turned into about 8 hrs.
I hate it when that happens. Look at all the erudite, witty comments I could have responded to earlier, but didn’t.
I curse you, Sleep!
“I guess that’s just proof that you can spend a lot more time surfing the web from Mom’s basement than you can from a paying job.”
Nightshift has it’s slow moments, so I can get some quality surfing in from time to time.
“Jake honey, you wouldn’t know real work if it bit you in the ass.”
You’re right, Kathy. Providing logistical support for a facility producing cold-rolled steel to fuel Chimpy’s war machine isn’t work: it’s a priviledge!
The real reason why Pam and Bolton make such a good team can be expressed in two words:
Mustache Ride
Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaa!
You’re right, Kathy. Providing logistical support for a facility producing cold-rolled steel to fuel Chimpy’s war machine isn’t work: it’s a priviledge!
jake aka marcus
Still trolling, Pasty-derivative? Pathetic.
Almost as pathetic as your whiny ass titty baby steel company whingeing about competition with China, when the real issue is the lack of productivity from it’s own lazy ass employees.
You’re right, Kathy. Providing logistical support for a facility producing cold-rolled steel to fuel Chimpy’s war machine isn’t work: it’s a priviledge (sic)!
So, working the overnight shift fueling tractors (logistical support) at a steel mill is a “priviledge” (sic)? Hard to imagine a guy who works at a steel mill (if that job even exists any longer) who is in favor of Bush’s failed job policies.
Unless, of course, you work for one of the various foreign-owned steel mills in America, then you should have no problem with Bush.
wow, this jake fucktard actually tried to make an argument using hit counts.
keep on eating those lead paint chips.
I gotta $64,000 question fer ya: Why do Pam’s boobs look less fake on your site than they do on hers?
Gavin massages them…
…in Photoshop, Jeeze!
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