Is she aware that, regardless of everything else, “taxpayers” aren’t paying for this, because USC is a private institution?

I got out of the boat. Made it as far as

After all, colleges are full of hermaphrodites

before clicking off to sign up for summer courses.

a course about how monkeys fuck

This is why engineering students envy sociology students.

Young people are fucking at universities that employ scientists who study apes! These are the End Days!

Is she aware that … “taxpayers” aren’t paying for this

Review your Wingnut Little Red Book White and Blue Pamphlet: As long as there are taxes, extramarital diddling, and borshuns, taxes are paying for fornicatin’ and bortin’. Therefore, we must abolish the IRS and burn down Planned Parenthood. QED.

Hmm, once I fucked a woman at a college party … as it turned out, the curtains were open and the lights were on and a bunch of people drinking beer in the back yard got a show. Of course, this was the 70s, so nobody complained.

this was the 70s, so nobody complained.

They tried to, but the Fairness Doctrine and all its little thugs beat them up and gagged them – so the people in the back yard got another show!

Jeannie DeAngelis wrote rather a long column there. Much longer than necessary, it seems to me. It’s like she just couldn’t stop thinking about it. And looking up stuff about those sex researchers, gotta find out all about what they are working on. And had to write some more about the incident, every detail must be covered. And do some more “research” … is it getting warm in here?

It’s like she just couldn’t stop thinking about it.

The wingnut columnists do make the shrinks’ job embarrassingly easy, don’t they.

It really amuses me when wingnuts squawk about how those nasty libruls and their fancy college book-learning is causing our virtuous youth to have dirty thoughts about fornicating. People have been fucking outside of marriage for millenia.

Also, I would point out that one of the great patriarchs of the Abrahamic religions, Jacob (aka Israel), had two wives, besides which, he had children by two slave women. I’ve always sort of wished this was the “traditional marriage” the wingnuts had chosen to deify.

Parents be warned: if you send your kids to college they will have sex.

Well, might have sex. I was gunning to lose my virginity before I graduated, and I ended up losing my virginity, no joke, the day after I graduated.

And it’s possible I’m revealing more about myself than necessary.

And it’s possible I’m revealing more about myself than necessary.

Pix or it didn’t happen.

should have turned on teh lights and opened the shades fer all to see

two USC students copulated on top of a campus building

Well I for one never did that sort of thing in college.

This was however due to lack of opportunity and not any particular virtue on my part.

teaches a course about how monkeys fuck

Hell, I routinely teach about money/ape sex (with pictures!) in several of my classes. It is kind of a basic element of anthropological approaches to understanding human sexuality. As Sherwood Washburn, the godfather of anthropological primatology, observed, “primate [which includes us] sexuality is not just promiscuous, it is positively indiscriminate.”

Also. Love the characteristic “talking about X is the same as encouraging X”

We can’t teach children about sex because that will cause them to have sex. We can’t talk about homos because all our kids will become fags and dykes. u.s.w.

DrDick, have you read Sex at Dawn? I’m filling out my reading list and wonder if it might be interesting.

We can’t teach children about sex because that will cause them to have sex. We can’t talk about homos because all our kids will become fags and dykes. u.s.w.

We can’t talk about shit, because that will cause people to take shits.

One other thing:

Dr. Parish has based her life’s work around the bonobos who, together with chimpanzees, the researcher, like every biologist and geneticist on the planet, considers the closest living relative of the human species.

Just wanted to note that subtle indicator.

Er, fikst ….

I mean, I supplied the bolded text, you get that, right?

We can’t talk about shit

I’ve finally reached the point where I don’t need to say anything, just link to myself.

Trojan Man!

Of course: META! META! META!

have you read Sex at Dawn

I am afraid that I have not. A quick Google and search on JSTOR suggests that while interesting and perhaps provocative, it is seriously flawed (it has not been reviewed in any professional journal for instance).

Well something good has come of Creepy Jean’s post. She inspired me to look up some etymology and I have learned that “syllabus” and “syllable” have different Greek roots. Still, I prefer syllabub. Hmm, now I have to look that up.

Im with Hann1bal on this, she spends way too long in her article focusing on what looks like sad rooftop sex…… could we surmise she is missing something?

Of course, the liberals being to blame for it is the usual stuff, we are to blame for everything dont ya know, underage sex, unwanted pregancies, drugs, hitler, The Beatles, 4 door saloons……….. but way too much time on the roof sex, please….

[and it looks a bit cold, but thats perhaps my age]

Exactly who were these kids hurting? I’m going to go with … if it hurts your tender eyes, look away.

A good friend of mine owns a house near a hobo camp (yes, they still exists). One morning, she was about to leave for work and two of the occupants (mostly clothed) were fucking in her driveway. She discreetly waited until they were finished until she backed out her car.

Pupienus Maximus –

Primate Sexuality: Comparative Studies of the Prosimians, Monkeys, Apes,and Human Beings. By Alan F. Dixson seems to be a well received, if rather technical, and comprehensive book on the subject.

Got out of the boat for as long as I could stand.

“Officials at the university were outraged as photographs of the couple — many of which were too graphic to be shown — quickly went viral.”

So wait, the University wasn’t celebrating the monkey-sex on the rooftop? This is a clear indication that Universities all over America promote indiscriminate sex at all times everywhere.

Wait, what?

This is a clear indication that Universities all over America promote indiscriminate sex at all times everywhere.

As I noted above, it is the primate way. Think of it as the Tao of Monkey or Monkey-fu.

I think the proper description of what they were doing on the roof is ‘peer reviewed research.’ They kept themselves close to the edge to enable the peer review.

s.b. “peer viewed research”?

what they were doing on the roof is ‘peer reviewed research.’

It was good enough for Masters and Johnson.

So, we’ve got the fucking in the streets…er, on the rooftops. Does that mean we get the dope and guns now?

So, we’ve got the fucking in the streets

As the Beatles said, “Do it in the road!”

The woman appears to hate learning in all of its forms. Sex on-campus invalidates all research there…one wonders where we are conducting the serious, worthwhile research. Antarctica? Pluto?

The commenters, meanwhile, seem to hate sex. Where do they get these people?

And what’s with all the rhetorical questions, anyway?

Thanks DD. I don’t have a particular interest in the subject (apart from my condition, terminal curiosity), I ran across that title while fleshing out my spring reading / shopping list. Would Dixson be accessible to a reasonably intelligent, well read, lay person you think?

Re the etymology of ‘syllabub’, it appears to be unknown. Dr. Johnson speculates it arose from two Dutch words.

Oh, wait, it gets better.

Jeanne has a website. The column is at her site. It includes a photo of two bonobos doin’ the dirty deed. And you can leave comments.

http://jeannie-ology.com/?p=8814

as photographs of the couple — many of which were too graphic to be shown — quickly went viral.”

So if the photos couldn’t be shown, what “went viral” ?

Also: A syllabub is a list of courses that Wolverine studied in college.

I’m sorry: “But for courses about biology, college kids would not screw,” is too fucking stupid to mock.

it is the primate way.

Yeah, you’d say that, being a lietest collage professerer and all. You probably encourage all your students to have monkey sex on the rooftops, then take pictures and force the underclassmen to watch.

Pervert and Professor come from the same latin roots, or so I’m told.

Sex on-campus invalidates all research there…one wonders where we are conducting the serious, worthwhile research. Antarctica?

Ha, no. I saw a documentary about a research camp in Antarctica once. Trust me, they get laid there. Gotta stave off the cold somehow.

@DrDick:
have you read Sex at Dawn

I am afraid that I have not. A quick Google and search on JSTOR suggests that while interesting and perhaps provocative, it is seriously flawed (it has not been reviewed in any professional journal for instance)

I read the first chapter of it, and “seriously flawed” was my impression of it. I’m a layman, of course, but I was looking forward to a candid look at early human sexuality. The sense I got from the first chapter was that it was not terribly enlightened in terms of gender, however.

Wow, who’s she gonna blame for the couple caught having sex in the nosebleed seats at Dodger Stadium one night many years ago? Walter O’Malley?

You probably encourage all your students to have monkey sex on the rooftops, then take pictures and force the underclassmen to watch.

Wanna take that class.

Jeanne has a website. The column is at her site. It includes a photo of two bonobos doin’ the dirty deed.

NSFW, dude.

So if the photos couldn’t be shown, what “went viral” ?

Chlamydia?

Mildly OT: Mrs. __B and I watched the last of the BBC Earth/Life DVD set last night. The last episode was “Primates” and, despite my hopes that it would be a documentary about men in robes and funny hats raping children, it turned out to be about monkeys and apes. All I can say is that anyone who can watch the behavior of monkeys and apes and deny our relationship to them is willfully blind.

Would Dixson be accessible to a reasonably intelligent, well read, lay person you think?

Certainly, as that is its audience. It does, however, need to be taken with a substantial salt block.

Alright, my comment at Crazy Jeanne’s place is awaiting moderation, which is a fancy word for “will never be published.” So here’s what I left her:

I don’t know what sort of smutty site you are running here, but I intend to protest to my minister at the earliest opportunity. Bad enough that you must post such an unforgivably evil photo of creatures engaging in acts that not even the Lord would approve. Are you trying to corrupt my children? You are, I can tell. You are trying to entice my children into engaging in relations with monkeys, and the Lord will not forgive that, I promise you!

The rest of your item is filled with a lot of raunchy “sex talk” about children having “sex” in public and other horrible things like science, which we know is against the Lord. I question whether you are actually a Christian at all. You are probably a Satanist, and I will speak with your employer about your conduct as soon as I can!

Like I said, she’ll never actually publish it, but it was fun. Not as fun as fucking on a college rooftop, but probably less scratchy.

anyone who can watch the behavior of monkeys and apes and deny our relationship to them is willfully blind.

A point I make repeatedly in my intro class. While humans do some things that other primates do not and take other things to a greater extreme, the foundations for pretty much all modern human behavior and capabilities can be found in the other primates.

Not as fun as fucking on a college rooftop, but probably less scratchy.

Kemper roofing is smooth and rubbery and quite comfortable.

So I’ve been told.

And do some more “research” … is it getting warm in here?

Yep.

She does go on a bit, doesn’t she?

I know this in my bones.

I fucked a girl on the seat of my motorcycle, while in the parking deck, when I was attending the University of A**** (not-to-be-named midwestern school- hint- done-in-one, this NCAA series). I don’t think anyone saw us, so, was I part of the problem or was it the solution? I was a business major, not a biology major. Perhaps that is a factor? Maybe it’s because it was the ’80’s, and nothing like that mattered back then.

So I’ve been told.

The rooves where I went to school were all either tarpaper or tile, probably on purpose specifically to discourage doing the nasty on them.

It was originally a Baptist school, so it was a bit surprising the rooves were flat enough even to dance on.

I was a business major, not a biology major.

No worries, all is forgiven. Business can do no wrong, you Blessed Lamb of God.

Folks’ organic urge to get jiggy hardly needs any (presumably cackling, hand-rubbing & mustachioed) liberal Fucking-PAC cabals secretly taking over academia on behalf of Big Hump to have “worked hard to instill [it] for four decades” now, does it?

Polymorphously perverted, in heat 24/7, & lovin’ every minute of it … so suck it, DeAngelis!

Does she perchance cite industrial pollution (in the form of pheromones & hormones) as a villain? If a wingnut hasn’t already tried to use it to “prove” that “Feminazis & their sinister Teh Pill are turning us into The YOU-ESS-GAY, amirite?” the odds of one doing so in the future are circa unity.

The rooves where I went to school were all either tarpaper or tile, probably on purpose specifically to discourage doing the nasty on them.

Kemper roofing ISREAL!

Gravel ballast is theft!

I was a business major, not a biology major.

Supply side economics? Trickle-down theory?

Gravel ballast is theft!

Commercial roofing, including university buildings,in Oklahoma where I went to college tended to be gravel and tar and about 1000 degrees in the summer.

Commercial roofing, including university buildings,in Oklahoma where I went to college tended to be gravel and tar and about 1000 degrees in the summer.

Hot.

This thread needs more discussion of naked, throbbing, sweating bodies.

Hot.

Hot, rough, and sticky, to be precise. A lot like Okie sex now that I think about it.

OT: computer geeks, I REALLY need help.

You have to admire the tenacity of the wing-nut mind. The strict adherence to talking points that compels one to craft the fine, hair-slender filament of a connection between two students fucking and everything she hates about academia.

She manages to draw in with her net of insinuation the department that is housed in the building, the name of the school paper, a psych professor at a college 1000 miles away, an LGBT course across the country, a primatologist who happens to teach on the same campus, and sexual education in general.

I await with great anticipation her next piece that blames people who blow through yellow lights on immigration, or people who eat ice cream in public on socialized medicine. (Oh, wait, I think Pastor Swank beat her to it.)

The only problem with sex on campus roofs is that I could never find a girl willing to do it with me.

I really enjoyed the implication that these kids were doing it for extra credit in their Human Sexuality class. Oh, to be a fly on the wall of the Ethics Committee the day they submitted their research proposal.

Didin’t see the link above, but it is ungawdly early, so here it is. May not be SFW. (Again?)

The U. of Spoiled Children was not very approving.

The strict adherence to talking points that compels one to craft the fine, hair-slender filament of a connection between two students fucking and everything she hates about academia.

I suddenly had this feeling that everything was connected. It’s like I could see the whole thing, one long chain of events that stretched all the way back before Larkhill. I felt like I could see everything that happened, and everything that is going to happen. It was like a perfect pattern, laid out in front of me. And I realised we’re all part of it, and all trapped by it.

Scott, Jeannie has posted your comment!

“Troll Alert!” she typed.

“Troll Alert!” she typed.

That’s the title of a poem by Jim Morrison, no?

You may be thinking of “Celebration of the Troll.”

Which species of gull is in image 12?

Hmph, I should’ve used the link from RenuzitAmerica to make sure there was no trackback to here. Phooey!

Which species of gull is in image 12?

We grow ’em pretty damn big out here.

Wingnuts in the street and roaming
‘baggers in sheets, rabid, foaming

a troll caged in the heart of the city…

I’m disappointed. From the pictures it looks like no one could really see much of *what* they were doing. You could only tell *that* they were doing. Dude just wanted to score points with his frat brothers, not really put on a show. Don’t know what the girl was thinking. Kids these days.

I wish they all could be California gulls.

I actually just remembered an incident in my freshman year of college involving two students having sex in their dorm room in front of their open window. Pretty sure it was intentional.

It was funny because I was standing in the courtyard, I look in a random direction, and oh hey, oral sex.

I had aural sex in public during my sophomore year, but it was no big deal.

I’m disappointed.

Yes, much wing-nut ado about nothing. I’m sure the only person who could see was the photog on/in the other building.

Mooj: Life is about people. It’s about connections.
Andy: It’s all about connections.
Mooj: It’s not about cock, and ass, and tits.
Andy: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy: It’s not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It’s not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Andy: Mooj, just please stop.”

Jeanne DeAngelis: Derpiest right-wing writer or Queen of the Ding-Dongs?

I vote B.

Ah, Pratchett

bartender: ‘Why’s Nobby looking so glum?’

Colon: Ah, researching the family tree. Turns out he’s a peer.’

bartender: ‘Really? I had better put down more sawdust.’

Megan ArgleBargle sneered at Sex At Dawn, so I got it. Haven’t read it yet, though.

Primate Sexuality: Comparative Studies of the Prosimians, Monkeys, Apes,and Human Beings. By Alan F. Dixsonpaleotectonics

Dear Dr. Goodall,

I never thought I’d be writing to you, but just had an experience that I never thought would happen to me that I had to share.

I was in my monkey blind on a Friday afternoon, near the end of the workday. I was tired and sweaty, admittedly looking buff in my wet safari shirt, I mean I work out a lot. There is this one bonobo there who I have noticed, and well, honestly, thoughts of her have been putting me to sleep many nights now. Well, this Friday afternoon, suddenly there she was…

Shorter Jeannie DeAngelis: Because I don’t know anything about human sexuality, no one should know anything about human sexuality.

Much shorter Jeannie DeAngelis: No one wants to touch me. Why doesn’t anyone want to touch me?

…uncut 2 and 3/8 inches, and she shrieked. My Audobon Field Guide To Bonobos said that shrieking in a bonobo during the afternoon during the rainy season has been interpreted by some to be a sign of joy, and I thought to myself, “Oh man, this is really going to happen, the guys in Phila Buncha Tubesocks will never believe me…

I had aural sex in public during my sophomore year, but it was no big deal.

I had plural sex in a rural setting during my junior year at Oral Roberts University, with bonobos from the Urals.

When teenagers think of the sexytime…

…though, she got all stalkeriffic on me for a short time, until I said,”Look, primate of the female gender, it was just one night. I mean, that’s what we call pillowtalk baby. Do you understand?” She burbled and snorted, which I took, per Kent Hovind’s Primate Procreation, the Reacharound, and the Uncomfortable Morning After: What Did Ray Comfort Do With That Banana to imply an understanding sort of longing, but I knew if I gave in, I’d be trapped. I was born a wrangler and a rambler and I guess I always will…

How many times did she review the photo evidence, I wonder.

Naw, just kidding – I know she is STILL reviewing it.

A banana is perfectly shaped to dit Ray Comfort’s rectum. Obviously God intends for men to have anal sex with fruits.

Whaaat?

Obviously God intends for men to have anal sex with fruits.

Especially pineapples.

I await with great anticipation her next piece that blames people who blow through yellow lights on immigration, or people who eat ice cream in public on socialized medicine. (Oh, wait, I think Pastor Swank beat her to it.)

Well, if Ricky Froth can make this leap,

Why is she looking to one side? Is there a naked man over there, or a pair of bonobos?
Perhaps she suspects that the scroll bar will make lewd gestures the moment she takes her eyes off it.

I got as far as the claim that academics were trying to hush up the roof-top sex scandal, including academics from completely different universities. Then I tripped over a rhetorical question.

I wish they all could be California gulls.

It is the gull from Ipanema.

I never thought I’d be writing to you, but just had an experience that I never thought would happen to me that I had to share.

I knew a primatology student (in psychology) when I was in graduate school who was studying orgasmic response in female chimpanzees. For his master’s thesis he spent six months masturbating female chimps. For realz. (By the way they do not have orgasms. Female orgasm appears to be a uniquely human trait).

A banana is perfectly shaped to dit Ray Comfort’s rectum.

It is surely more than just coincidence that the foramen magnum of a defleshed human cranium is the same size as the male SHUT UP SMUT

@DrDick: Pigs, among other mammals, experience female orgasms. Perhaps you meant it’s a uniquely human trait among primates.

“It is the gull from Ipanema.”

She was an extra in Gilberto & Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance.

The inspiration for Bryan Ferry’s Boys and Gulls.

DrDick, have you read Sex at Dawn? I’m filling out my reading list and wonder if it might be interesting.

The subject of that book has been raised before in these august pages threads, introducing at least one new meme into the discourse.

Do not google for “Sadly No sex at dawn” for the results are too melancholy and revealing.

Sadly No sex at dawn

What the vampire said to his girlfriend?

Did I miss the memo that said it was wrong for two college students to have sex on top of a building? I thought stuff like that was what college was all about.

Girl from Ipanema

‘and when she passes each one she passes goes OOK AAH AAH OOK OOK AAH AAH AAH

Also Smut, that’s just wrong

heh, Foramen Minimum, amirite?

So wait, the University wasn’t celebrating the monkey-sex on the rooftop?

Duh, liberal eggheads are hypocrites because they didn’t celebrate frat-boy rooftop sex even while they teach about sex in classes.

Bryan Ferry’s Buoys and Gulls.

Oh my. I had forgotten about that. I participated in that thread. My dementia is worsening it seems.

Why is she looking to one side?

She looks like she’s contemplating taking a nice big bite out of a succulent little puppy.

Pigs, among other mammals, experience female orgasms.

I’ll have what Miss Piggy’s having.

Hell, I routinely teach about money/ape sex (with pictures!) in several of my classes.

So do I, and I teach algebra.

Worse, appRently I have read it?!?! I must have skimmed through it at Powell’s while slogging Stumptown coffee during a bad hangover. Or maybe my dementia really is picking up steam.

Hell, I routinely teach about money/ape sex (with pictures!) in several of my classes.

So do I, and I teach algebra.

Algebra, the best known branch of indiscreet mathematics.

Sex at Dawn? Is that a cocktail?

I do recall being on a union picket line back in 1983 or thereabouts, picketing the Tacoma Dome in support of the IBEW, and at some point in the afternoon, someone noticed that a couple in the nearby hotel were having rather athletic sex at their open balcony sliding doors.

Not sure if it was a comment in support of organized labor, or opposition. We did all raise our picket signs up and down and give a hearty cheer when they appeared to come to a resolution of some kind.

Union thugs.

N___B: Chlamydia isn’t a virus… but “going bacterial” is a better description of many things on the Internet anyway.

Hob –

Thanks. Seeing as how I’m married to an immunologist, it’s particularly embarrassing.

I do recall being on a union picket line back in 1983 or thereabouts, picketing the Tacoma Dome

Please tell me that wasn’t the time Bruce Springsteen crossed the line to perform at the T-Dome.

Going virophage.

Going virophage.

From Sputnik? Wasn’t that the plot of The Andromeda Strain?

OOOH: Subby hits the big time.

@ Stephen –

You have a cite for that, because the literature I have read indicated otherwise?

DD:

from a discussion at straightdope.com of The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Mary Roach

Bonk has one hilarious chapter on government* pig inseminators that had been trained to, *ahem*, service the females in a way that ensured the production of more piglets. This included leaning on them and prodding under their bellies with their boots, to mimic the prodding of a boar, among other things. The only sign that the Big O had happened was that the semen feed would suddenly be slurped up like a beer-chugging freshman.

I wonder if I will ask that same question at some later date only to find that I already answered it.

OOOH: Subby hits the big time.

Time for another goatse post I guess.

Please tell me that wasn’t the time Bruce Springsteen crossed the line to perform at the T-Dome.

Actually, it was. He apparently hid on the floor of the limo when it went through the gates.

I loved him, and after that, I couldn’t listen to him again, not until after January 2009.

PM –

Thanks. I am not sure that I would necessarily call that orgasm, but obviously something is happening. It is clear that both males and females of other species experience pleasure from sex, but the literature I am familiar with (this is incidental to my own interests and specialization) indicates that female orgasm, as most of us understand it, only humans and that even in males is more intense among humans.

Oh my. I had forgotten about that. I participated in that thread. My dementia is worsening it seems.

I forgot about it, too.

Although I was on a heavy dose of opioids and it appears I passed the fuck out shortly after posting a couple of comments, so that’s probably not reassuring.

Also, why was I such a lame college student, too? It’s not even like I got good grades.

Uhhh, that was me. I forgot that I cleared my cache last night.*

*Yup.

Deleting the cookies.

Clearing the cache.

I should thank her for the pleasant memories of a warm spring night in New York in 1981, a rooftop with a clear view of the city, some beer, a pizza, some comfy chairs, and a pretty little blond girl. sigh

Dr D: your opinion of “the Naked Ape”? (which I read in college with wide eyes!)

the Naked Ape

Will you people stop it! I am having a hard enough time holding it together over here!!!!!

Heeheehee, “Holding it together”

I’ll have what Miss Piggy’s having.

Frog’s legs?

your opinion of “the Naked Ape”?

Meh. Not horrible, but it does not hold up well. Like you, I found it enthralling as an undergrad in the early 70s, but there has been a lot more research since which has dramatically altered our understandings of the primates. This really is outside my expertise (beyond what I need to teach intro to anthro and as a foundation for understanding human behavior), but I try to stay reasonably informed.

@ Stephen –

You have a cite for that, because the literature I have read indicated otherwise?

I was going to comment on the nature of the data gathering, but thought better of it.

Stephen, I hate to tell you. She was faking it. The squeals don’t always tell the whole story.

Thanks. I am not sure that I would necessarily call that orgasm, but obviously something is happening.

That’s what she said! (sorry, couldn’t resist)

Meh. Not horrible, but it does not hold up well. Like you, I found it enthralling as an undergrad in the early 70s,

Yeah, I suspected that was the case. I was reshelving a lot of my books last week and came across it again. For a naive 18 yo it was quite a revelation…

Alternate to Stephen,

No, silly. That was DKW’s mom.

For a naive 18 yo it was quite a revelation…

I think it may have been one of the reasons I became an anthropologist (that and a life long fascination with American Indians and exotic peoples).

Dr. Dick at 22:01 –

Maybe his technique was lacking? I used to know someone who stimulated his cat while she was in heat (no penetration). It sure looked, and sounded, like she was having orgasms.

What put me off “The Naked Ape” was the unrelenting eurocentrism of the author’s evo-psych just-so stories. I mean, at one point he seriously argues that male pattern baldness evolved so that old mean would look more like babies so the rest of the clan would nurture them in their dotage. He not only
(a) ignored the existence of non-bald old women, and
(b) assumed that the infantile nurturing received by those bald old men involved bearing their babies, BUT ALSO
(c) assumed that male pattern baldness is universal, rather than primarily a caucasian thing. He was blithely unconcerned about human beings outside of Europe.

As you can see, the stupidity still rankles with me.

For a naive 18 yo it was quite a revelation…

I think it may have been one of the reasons I became an anthropologist (that and a life long fascination with American Indians and exotic peoples).

and somehow I ended up studying Woodrow Wilson, Teddy Roosevelt, and William Jennings Bryan. Somewhere I took a very wrong turn. Must have been those books on “white slavery.”

Time to revisit this old classic.. “Grandmother whacks off her pet parakeet”

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=17468

someone who stimulated his cat while she was in heat

Teh queens need *physical pain* in the relevant areas in order to ovulate. Hence the penile barbs on the males, and why the males take the path of discretion and scarper after sex to ensure that they are not beaten up in revenge.
Cat breeders tend to use a Q-tip to administer teh stimulation.

How far are Furries willing to go in the search for verisimilitude? Memo to self: Avoid further investigation.

A few things:

First, did it occur to crazy woman that some people get off on being exhibitionists, which has nothing to do with college curricula?

Second:
The strict adherence to talking points that compels one to craft the fine, hair-slender filament of a connection between two students fucking and everything she hates about academia.

I suddenly had this feeling that everything was connected. It’s like I could see the whole thing, one long chain of events that stretched all the way back before Larkhill. I felt like I could see everything that happened, and everything that is going to happen. It was like a perfect pattern, laid out in front of me. And I realised we’re all part of it, and all trapped by it.

…I’m looking forward to seeing the couple photoshopped into a picture of the WTC as it’s being struck by a plane. Humble suggestion to our host. Yes, I am a sick bastard.

Last, Crazy Woman, in addition to being crazy, is a really shitty writer. The least they could do is not torture people with their crappy writing skills when jotting down their crazy ideas. I know it’s too much to ask, since the steps in the writing process are the same as the steps in the critical thinking process, so good fucking luck on that, right?

Also. Too.

Smut – he used pressure on the base of her tail, didn’t touch her clit or her vulva (or whatever the correct terminology for female cat anatomy is). It didn’t seem to be painful to her, although he had to pull his hand away pretty quickly at the magic moment to avoid being shredded.

…is a really shitty writer.

See the gay Republican in the previous thread or any GOP-supporting pundit who happens to be Black; include the usual Hollywood Conservative spokesmen while you’re at it.

“Failed Writer” in any other venue BUT right-wing commentator is pretty much par for this course.

I just hope the couple involved practised safe sex, given that it was USC.

although he had to pull his hand away pretty quickly at the magic moment to avoid being shredded.

Fortunately human beings are SUPERIOR SPECIES and we never find ourselves wanting something rilly rilly badly only to regret everything and hate ourselves and everyone else the moment we attain it.

I just hope the couple involved practised safe sex, given that it was USC.

Given the circumstances, that would have required a fall-arrest harness. I imagine they don’t give those out in the nurse’s office, but maybe private schools are different.

this thread seems to have petered out…

I believe the thread has been up for longer than 4 hours, so it’s probably just taking a break to avoid permanent injury.

Were you also reading Carlos Castaneda at the time? Following his research and vetting his stories, perhaps? I mean,… Oh look! There’s a libert cap over there

FY iPhone. That was addressed to DrD.

Gimme some of that wet monkey love!

Venison tenderloin tournedos, seared, with a pan sauce of cream and demi glace (I made demi this weekend). A teensy dollop of blackberry jam on top of each and blackberries in the sauce.

PeeJ’s pommes: slice potatoes on a mandoline, lay in a baking dish with diced shallot and some herbs – thyme, savory, Herbes de Provence, whatever you have handy – then pour some stock in about halfway up. Diced Swiss cheese on top. Do I need to say salt and pepper? Cover with foil and bake in a hot oven. After a while (fuck, you can figure it out yourself) remove e foil and return to the oven until the top layer is crispy and the cheese bubbly.

Dunno, maybe just some steamed broccoli with lemon zest, or braised greens, I dunno.

Were you also reading Carlos Castaneda at the time?

I did read his first couple of books and then learned enough anthropology to realize that they were horseshit. There was a subsequent detail rebuttal (with citations) showing that he had mined the ethnographic literature and thrown all together in a fantabulous mishmash.

Teaching Don Juan.

I did read his first couple of books and then learned enough anthropology to realize that they were horseshit.

You’re lucky. I had that horseshit assigned to me in a college course.

two USC students copulated on top of a campus building

They were cops?

two USC students copulated on top of a campus building

They were cops?

They were camposinos.

Jennifer,

…I’m looking forward to seeing the couple photoshopped into a picture of the WTC as it’s being struck by a plane. Humble suggestion to our host. Yes, I am a sick bastard.

See this thread.

Several variations. The shoop quality is meh, but one or two of the ideas are full spit take material.

This one in particular I’m going to hell for laughing at.

two USC students copulated on top of a campus building

Not only do the prudes demand Missionary ONLY, but now not on top of buildings in broad daylight too?

I would also like to take a moment to thank both of those youngsters for spending so much time exercising.

I blame the Discovery Channel.

ZRM?

One little mention of zombies in Wisconsin and everybody runs away.

I would also like to take a moment to thank both of those youngsters for spending so much time exercising.

Ha! My thought was, “Whatever. At least they’re attractive.”

Why does time go so much slower when I’m doing actual work than when I’m fucking around on the internet? It doesn’t seem fair.

Petering out the thread.

From N_B’s zombie link: While taking a little breather before we gear up for the Tuesday election

HURTFUL.

Hogeye Grex’s hipinion link at 8:01…..

a test of sensitivity.

Worth the multi-page scrolling in my humble opinion.

what looks like sad rooftop sex……

Back in the dear, dead 70s two students were engaged in horizontal enrichment on the roof of Dewey Dorm at [obviously horribly librul] ______________ College in ____________, Vermont. To the unbridled amusement of everyone in the lounge they fell through the skylight. Ah, good times….

“Why does time go so much slower when I’m doing actual work than when I’m fucking around on the internet?”

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity.

I had sex in my university’s library as often as I could and always wondered if being in the same building as a bunch of books on biology was to blame. Or was it the big pictures of JP II and Cardinal O’Connor hanging in the lobby? Now I know it was because I was on the baseball team. Something about the sport makes people want to fuck in public. I have already controlled for not being Canadian so it has to be the baseball.

Oh, geez… I done killed the thread….

Never mind. Our new corporate overlords have apparently set up things in such a way that F5 doesn’t refresh anything. Thanks, IS folks!!!

IS folks ISreal.

I mean, at one point he seriously argues that male pattern baldness evolved so that old mean would look more like babies so the rest of the clan would nurture them in their dotage.

That’s insane. Clearly male pattern baldness emerged as a means for white guys to get ridiculously wasted on a sunny day. Has anyone ever seen a baby applying shoe polish to its own head? Has anyone ever seen a baby with shoe polish on its bald head fucking some hard-weathered but fertile woman in a public place?

“I had sex in my university’s library as often as I could”

When I was in school it was considered polite when going into “the stacks” to make a loud noise for the benefit of anyone in the depths having sex. I used to enjoy doing it in the teensy elevator, it was just big enough for two. I never realized until just now that I never had opportunity for a three way in Pattee Librabrary.

All university libraries have lore about “the stacks”. I’d call urban legend except that I had sex in the stacks.

“I don’t know why my grades are so bad, mom. I spent all quarter in the library.”

All university libraries have lore about “the stacks”.

It’s the smell of mildew and paste. Wait: I think I hear T&U.

I got halfway through the first paragraph before I felt compelled to say “Aw Jesus, shut up you fucking cunt.” Gleeful self-righteous bullshit makes me want to kill myself.

See this thread.

Quoted for awesome.

I can haz rooftop fuzzburger 2 plzkthx???

“the condom-on-a-cucumber crowd”

Is that us?

I hope not. I feel inadequate.

“Aw Jesus, shut up you fucking cunt.”

The Power of Christ compels you!

Also, too, lacking depth, warmth, charm, etc.

It’s the smell of mildew and paste.

Smells like victory Eros!

I feel cheated. I worked in my university’s library for three years, roaming the stacks up and down all day, and never once saw anyone so much as kiss.

N__B sed…

T&U is strangely silent on the subject.

T&U is strangely silent on the subject.

Roaming the stacks.

It’s the smell of mildew and paste. Wait: I think I hear T&U.

YOU DON’T GET TO JUDGE ME!

Sorry, I had to go turn on the dehumidifier.

Speaking of breaking the silence,
http://i.imgur.com/iXSF1.jpg

YOU DON’T GET TO JUDGE ME!

Yeah, only Jeannie DeAngelis gets to do that!

I’m ashamed — I’ve underestimated the utility of my key to the roof of my university building for many years!

I wonder if Jeannie’s head would explode if I took my wife up there?

I wonder if Jeannie’s head would explode if I took my wife up there?

It would under the following circumstances:
1. You actually had sex with your wife on the roof;
2. You invited Jeannie to stand below and gawp;
3. In the throes of passion you hurled your keys and
4. The keys struck her on the forehead after falling several hundred feet.

I had to go turn on the dehumidifier.

A slow strip-tease with an extension cord as a prop?

A slow strip-tease with an extension cord as a prop?

Nah. Dehumidifiers are easy. All you have to do is press the right button.

Nah. Dehumidifiers are easy. All you have to do is press the right button.

Do you use a Q-tip for that?

Do you use a Q-tip for that?

As long as the button isn’t in the ear it’s okay. Keep the goddam Q-Tips out of your ears, folks.

“Do you use a Q-tip for that?”

And how do you know when you can stop?

I was disappointed…..

Using a dehumidifer to steam things up is counterintuitive.

I was disappointed…..

Look. I’m not a machine, okay?

I started to write an off-topic post for here, but it got long so I decided it would be better to stick it on my (newish, anonymous) blog so you could ignore it more easily.

(and if Fenwick actually exists: yes, it’s just that easy.)

so you could ignore it more easily.

As if!

Awright, what happened?

**Holds mirror under thread’s nose**

Awright, what happened?

You used Valley-Girl-speak. Kills every time.

I usually use Hudson Valley Girl-speak.

Shorter Dr. Mrs. Instapundit:

Donald Trump criticized Obama proving he is a brave superman with 65 testicles. Also he is a business genius according to the nonpartial account Trump Rulez by Donal Trump. I hope he is president.

Mmmmmm. Hudson Valley. Foie gras. Mmmmmmmmm.

A story I think most Sadlynaughts will appreciate:

My mother is 85 and has been a Republican all her life. She has become quite irritated with them over the last decade or so but is still registered Republican. Last week she got a fund raising request flyer from them asking for $25, $50, $100 or more and it included a straw poll with a list of the usual suspects for the GOP presidential nomination. My mother sent it back. She enclosed a quarter and stated on the form that due to their policies screwing up the economy it was all she could afford at this time. As for the straw poll, she wrote in her choice: Stephen Colbert. I love my mom! (Shut up DKW!!!)

Orly!

Wonderful results! According to the latest Newsmax poll vast majority of Americans will vote for Donald Trump in 2012. 93% stated that Trump is correct to question Obama’s legitimacy as the U.S. president. All the other presidential candidates, including Obama-puppets of oligarchs, puppets of the establishment were in single digits. The other 9 Republican candidates got 0-8%. Obama got 9%

Foie gras. Mmmmmmmmm.

Cruelty makes it delicious!

Great story, TB!

Cruelty makes it anything delicious!

Fixxored for appropriate republican-ness.

Elaboration from the comments! Verbatim Dr. Helen:

[In] an interview I saw on CNBC and I liked . . . in particular this:

“The United States–look, I’m all for golf. I’m a good golfer, I play a lot of golf, I win plum championships, I know a lot about the game. I own 12 courses that are top of the line. I don’t want to see Obama–and I’m speaking against myself–I don’t want to see Obama playing golf when Japan is in this kind of trouble.”

I do want to hear more about his views, particularly on foreign policy. I think what I responded positively to was his being willing to criticize Obama openly when so many will not.

Where the fuck do these people live?

“Orly”

Wow. I think Newsmax is trying to wrest the title of “America’s finest news source” from The Onion.

I don’t want to see Obama–and I’m speaking against myself–I don’t want to see Obama playing golf when Japan is in this kind of trouble.

Shorter Donald Trump- “Damn Negroes should be in the clubhouse kitchen, not the links!”

I don’t want to see Obama playing golf when Japan is in this kind of trouble

Obama should be personally cleaning the site with an anti-radiation Q-tip.

I got your shocking PDA’s right here. Disgusting! Unnatural!

These folks must be so relieved Dubya never golfed at inappropriate times. Gosh, that would be embarrassing.

Reactionary Foreign Policy Analysis: Donald Trump explains when the President should & shouldn’t golf.

This is the party of grown-ups!! No pizza parties in the White House! No jeans in the Oval Office. A bankrupt loser w/ a comb-over telling the President to “stay off his greens.” (How will they all interpret it should Tiger win the effing Masters? [Say, why do they call it the “Masters,” & not let black & wymyn people in, anyway? Huh?])

I’m guessing a Trump/(Charlie) Sheen ticket has a guaranteed 30% of the voters right now.

I’m guessing a Trump/(Charlie) Sheen ticket has a guaranteed 30% of the voters right now.

I think we should make up bumper stickers:

“Vote Trump/Bachmann 2012, Teh Crazy — yep, we’ve gone all in.”

Also too, I need to buy some card stock and print out a bunch of cards that say “www.factcheck.org you ignorant fucking racist” that I can stick under the windshield wipers of all the cars I see with the “where’s the birth certificate” bumper stickers.

Orly! still links to her campaign website. RunOrlyRun!

Still exists, I’m too lazy to make a Trump certificate:

http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/

Don’t waste your time. (Do you see them down there in Hicksville? I can’t recall seeing one around here, surprise surprise). It’s like talking to creationists. They take the story on faith and demand that “the evolutionists” provide the evidence. Then, when presented with a metric fuckton of evidence, keep saying “show me the evidence” or otherwise discount said evidence. Cf. Semmelweis reflex

“Vote Trump/Bachmann 2012, Teh Crazy — yep, we’ve gone all in.”

Government out of the boardroom, but all up in your uterus!!!!

Government out of the boardroom, but all up in your uterus!!!!

Could they please at least use lube?

How many times must we tell you, Sen. Bastard, not to say that word on the floor of this august chamber? Think of the pages!

Tomorrow is election day!

Not-cute feline funny.

And Q-tips®: Did you know?

The product was originally called Baby Gays and in 1926, the labels were changed to read Q-tips® Baby Gays. Later the name Baby Gays was discarded and Q-tips® became the identifying mark for cotton swabs.

Do you see them down there in Hicksville?

I saw one in the staff parking lot here at the university today. Thus my indignation. I hold out hope that it was on some lowly engineering-TA’s car and not an actual prof, but who can tell.

And no, it wouldn’t do any real good, but it would feel good, and that’s all us liberal hippie folk care about, dontchaknow.

“April 5, 2011 at 0:15

Tomorrow is election day!”

But who will remind you to vote?!

I heard that when homos doit they make Baby Gays.

“Not-cute feline funny”

Agree about it being funny. Disagree abou it not being cute…but maybe I am warped.

I blame all of you.

How many times must we tell you, Sen. Bastard, not to say that word on the floor of this august chamber? Think of the pages!

That’s the role of my colleague, Mark Foley!

This is funny.

Possibly a related incident.

Susan Burns pounded Two Tahitian Women

They mean the Gauguin painting.

S McG,
Yes!

Also what do you get when you eat all the potatoes?

quick…i need a band name…young men…metal, zepellin, emo, etc…

I’m sorry, but I can’t help you in procuring young men or a zeppelin.

quick…i need a band name…young men…metal, zepellin, emo, etc…

Think of things you can get at the hardware store.

SHED.

vs said,
April 5, 2011 at 2:11

I’m sorry, but I can’t help you in procuring young men or a zeppelin.

I, on the other hand, invite you to step into my office…

Pup, I never figured you for a religious man

Pup, I never figured you for a religious man

I never figured him for a man who would misspell “orifice,” but there you are.

If someone could step into Pup’s orifice, wouldn’t that make him…well, you know…

Ho ho ho!

Several members expressed concern that Senate Democrats were angling for a government shutdown. “That’s the only possible interpretations of [Reid’s] actions,” said Rep. Mike Simpson (R., Idaho), a senior member of the Appropriations Committee. “We’re doing everything we can to avoid a government shutdown. If the government shuts down it will be because Harry Reid refuses to sit and negotiate in good faith…it’ll be because that’s what they want.”

And you know, this interpretation’s got a pretty good shot at surviving.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes?

or

what do you get when you eat all the potatoes?

or

what do you get when you eat all the potatoes?

Aha, you get

Mike Simpson (R-Idaho)

what?

They’re all gone!
They’re all gone!
They’re all gone!

Okay. I understand now.

(WTF? wanders off, muttering)

They’re All Gone!

Note: this comment was a PITA to compose on my ippuhdee.

OK, major points for “Trump/Bachmann – we’re going all in” for a bumper sticker. I think I may go over to CafePress and get a few of those made.

Lunacy- it’s what’s for dinner.

OBS et. al. – I hate you for beating it to me to it. Oh well.

Hannah Giles, author.

This is a clear indication that Universities all over America promote indiscriminate sex at all times everywhere.

I obviously picked the wrong university…

Hannah Giles, author.

I’m not clicking that link. There’s goatse waiting there.

Not-cute feline funny.

Mick Farren is objectively a bad person.

Think of things you can get at the hardware store.
SHED.
That is a suitable name for a dog, not a band.

Bent Armadillo Hotplate.

Athough GOATSE wouldn’t be too bad of a band name. GÖATSE?

Really, Hannah?

they must shape a “narrative” that will change public opinion through the use of deception and the power of the motion picture.

they must shape a “narrative”

See? Goatse.

Punching the hippie.

Looks like a Peter Bagge cover. He hates the hippies.

Planarian goatse.

alright…i’m going to offer up shed, goatse (with the umlaut that i can’t do because i just got ‘event nails’ put on tonight) and punching the hippie…

Come on. Hardware store catalogue.

Door Stop.
Vent.

Come on. Hardware store catalogue.

do i look like the kind of girl that reads hardware store catalogues?

You should really buy a computer and hook it up to the internet.

hardware store catalogues
I’m sure you only buy them for the articles.

Umlaut Rising
Nude Tangent and the Fanboy Nukes
Teal Clam Sect
Abolone and Cheese
Nothing for Money
Randy on the Rooftop

Black Eyes Crying
Pushmower
Shouting into the Void (probs already done)
A Murder of Crows (ditto)
Heretic/The Heretics/Born-Again Heretic(s)
Narcissus Revealed (yeah, it doesn’t mean anything)
Delusions of Grandeur

From the hardware catalogue:
One Shot Shovel
Sewing Awl
Machete Plus
Slater’s Hammer
Skidding Tongs
Hickory Handle Peavy

Day Job (meh)
Under the Gun
The Oddities (oooh, somebody could do a whole look areound this)
Shiva the Destroyer (yay for cultural appropriation!)
Cultural Appropriation

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Damn, I was in the neighborhood. Sad to say I missed it. I never even get to see it at the zoo either. Just the feces flinging.

Def Red and the Herring Impaired
Albert Hall and the Holes
Bad Amplitude

I’m having trouble coming up with any hardware store ones…

Cement Pond?

I never even get to see it at the zoo either. Just the feces flinging.

Children suck.

I never even get to see it at the zoo either. Just the feces flinging.

Fixture.

Oh rats. I blame the AutoHotkey.

Hardware Store Catalog

Children suck.

Thank goodness they have such weak arms.

Ooh, also, terms referring to grotesque/obscure/terminal medical conditions are good for metal bands.

If they’re “emo”, though, I think Black Eyes Crying is perfect, if I do say so myself.

Substance McGravitas said,

April 5, 2011 at 5:09

Children suck.

Subby, when did you become a priest?

Subby, when did you become a priest?

Preacher.

AutoHotkey.

grotesque/obscure/terminal medical conditions are good for metal bands.

Intussusception.
Angelman syndrome.
Wringer washing trauma.

MORGELLONS.

The Zombies.

….wait, what?

Limerick contest. Guess which one is mine!

The Zombies.

This is neither the time nor the season.

Tetralogy of Fallot.

People come to the concert or order the album expecting a series of four books.

300th?

…and just when i think i can’t possibly learn more from this site, somebody had to post this:

And Q-tips®: Did you know?

Black Eyes Crying

this is indeed awesome…submitted that as well as ‘a murder of crows’ ‘shouting into the void’ ‘autohotkey’ ‘the heretics’ and ‘bad amplitude’

so far he really likes ‘punching the hippies’

240 Volt Air Compressor
Weather-proof Door Seals
Countersunk Rib Head Screws
Polyurethane Adhesive

In other news, in an attempt to burnish his credentials as Red-Blooded Presidential Material, Tim Pawlenty claims to regularly force his wife to go against her will.

He says he’ll call his wife, Mary, over when he sees a really exciting one.
“I know she has zero interest in watching those fists fly, but it’s interesting to me,” he adds.

Apparently “oblivious to spouse’s preferences” are seen as a desirable trait.

Looks like a Peter Bagge cover. He hates the hippies.

It looks like most of the Weekly Standard hippie-bashing covers were done by Thomas Fluharty and Gary Locke. Both seem to be members of the hate-a-hippie-for-Jesus part of wingnutttery.

so far he really likes ‘punching the hippies’

Even better, because I meant that as a euphemism/link to the pics, not a band name idea.

This is the type of thread where you could cut and paste one of those good ‘ol AChance posts from redstate and perhaps attempt to incite people to troll for the guy and spam the RS server down.

Ahhh… the good o’l days when true psychotics reigned at the redstate.com.

Apparently “oblivious to spouse’s preferences” are seen as a desirable trait.

In much of ‘Merka, “oblivious to spouse’s preferences” is a necessary requirement for the marriage to take place.

Even better, because I meant that as a euphemism/link to the pics, not a band name idea.

i know!

Did you guys see the things John Boehner said about the economy and joblessness?

Never had a job after you got a degree? You learned nothing in school and you’re lazy. I didn’t get to be a congressman by watching jersey shore or playing xbox. You think there’s no jobs for you? There used to be. There was when I was your age. You don’t have fee time because you have to work all days of the week for 16 hours a day and you don’t get paid hourly? Thank the unions. They made decent jobs so out of price range of the average American company that they can’t hire anymore people and the works’ gotta get done.

OMG!

That Weekly Standard cover is HILARIOUS. I mean…for a variety of reasons…but who the fuck walks around in headbands and beads anymore?

Thank the unions. They made decent jobs so out of price range of the average American company that they can’t hire anymore people and the works’ gotta get done.

And by “out of price range,” you mean “gave regular people the opportunity to have a decent level of living for the first time in their lives.”

So, how’s unemployment doing in those right-to-work states where unions aren’t strangling the job market? Better much? How do they feel when the price for employment is giving up any chance of a decent pension? And exactly how long do the right-to-workers think the jobs will stay in their states, when the corporations know there are millions of people in the third world who’ll work for much less than any American would, and even more that are forced to work for less at the point of a gun?

Tell me I’m wrong. Shorter Scott Johnson:

We will lose in Libya because David Brooks has a gay boner for Obama.

I thought this description of The Creation Museum being all claustrophic and no-backsies and all was REALLY creepy. And interesting.

because David Brooks has a gay boner for Obama.

This particular turn of phrase has got me all giggle-prone. I think I may have a gay boner for it.

bbkf, I thought you were joking (or half-joking) about needing band names. You’ll have to tell us if you decided on one. I love the ones suggested here. Lotsa gooders to choose from. 🙂

Thanks, VS! That Johnson post led me to this by Stanley Kurtz:

Samantha Power is a dangerous radical liberal because she criticized Noam Chomsky and hung out with a friend of George Bush’s. Alinsky!!!!

Did you guys see the things John Boehner said about the economy and joblessness?

I’m not sure that’s actually real. I’m going to wait until the issue comes out to be outraged. I’m not doubting that he actually believes these things, but I think even he is smart enough not to come out and *say* them.

vs, is that for real? I kept looking for The Onion address. That can’t be real.

it can’t be.

Can it?

That’s a phony Boehner.

I’m not doubting that he actually believes these things, but I think even he is smart enough not to come out and *say* them.

Yeah, no way is the Speaker going to go to RS and Matt Taibbi and talk like that. I doubt Taibbi could get to him at all. Even if Boehner has no idea who Taibbi is, which is possible and even probable, it’s not like Boehner schedules his own interviews.

I mean, it came from a site where this is a story.

You don’t have fee time because you have to work all days of the week for 16 hours a day and you don’t get paid hourly? Thank the unions.

Sick of poop-filled meat products? Thank the USDA. Tired of lead in your gasoline? Thank the Clean Air Act.

Yeah, it seemed kind of over the top to me. Thatll teach me to skim. Going back and actually READING it appears to be from a rumor site. I’d take it all with a large grain of salt.

Like T&U said, I have no doubt he actually feels that way…but would he say it out loud?

Thank the unions. They made decent jobs so out of price range of the average American company that they can’t hire anymore people and the works’ gotta get done.

Wait, what? Thank the unions because your job is so shitty?

“Yeah, it seemed kind of over the top to me. Thatll teach me to skim. Going back and actually READING it appears to be from a rumor site. I’d take it all with a large grain of salt.”

Shorter VS: Sorry, I’m an idiot.

I really like that blog, but I think quoting stuff like that is kind of irresponsible and misleading.

I really like that blog, but I think quoting stuff like that is kind of irresponsible and misleading.

I agree. I’m actually kind of surprised.

I came away reading that with “Hell yeah! – hooray for fornication!”.

Somehow I don’t think that was her intent.

I am not going to read possibly 300 limericks. Wait – I didn’t ctl-f ‘goatse’
.
.
.
Nope. Gimme a search term or something to narrow it down, wouldja?

What the fuck are you doing here T&U? Go vote!

I was gonna suggest he post it on his blog.

Nope. Gimme a search term or something to narrow it down, wouldja?

No kidding. I tried “whore”, “father”, “mother” and “ass” and none have that special McGravitas’ touch*.

*The one the restraining order is about.

PAYBACKS DEPT. – Badgers be bringin’ the Pimp Hand.

Ruh-Roh, DonDoug is desparate for hits, so he’s “displaying his swollen purple ass” to Tintin:

American Power: Sadly No! Tintin Attacks Community Colleges …

Not including a link, that’s playing into his hands.

bbkf–PIMP HAND

you’re welcome

Pimping the hand?

Playing into his hand?

bbfk-
Sedagive
After Midblight
Flowers for Algebra
Falling from Everest

New Band Name.

“I know she has zero interest in watching those fists fly, but it’s interesting to me.”

If he’s so into fisting, he should leave his wife alone and takes his needs to the BDSM community.

“Sedagive”

ROFLMAO! Oh no you didn’t.

the foundations for pretty much all modern human behavior and capabilities can be found in the other primates.

Then why do people freak out so much when I eat lice?

I don’t mind the lice-eating. It’s the poo-flinging that annoys me.

Then why do people freak out so much when I eat lice?

D00d, because you are eating lice.

punching the hippie

the foundations for pretty much all modern human behavior and capabilities can be found in the other primates.

Then why do people freak out so much when I eat lice?

They don’t know you’re that type of fish.

Whitworth thread gauge experience

Bluestreak cleaner wrasse

which I might add, is an awesome band name

It’s the poo-flinging that annoys me.

I AM NOT A REPUBLICAN!!!

It’s the poo-flinging that annoys me.

I AM NOT A REPUBLICAN!!!

They don’t fling poo, the high-status ones give it to the low-status ones, who eat it, all the while trying to convince others that it’s wholesome and delicious.

Didn’t we cover that last week or something? The Donalde himself posted a comment on these very pages.

Yeah, ahem. Or something.
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/34790.html#comment-1184445

Didn’t we cover that last week or something? The Donalde himself posted a comment on these very pages.

Stupid real life getting in the way of my internet snark fix!!!

His drive-by attempts to get Tintin’s attention would be cute if he weren’t so creepy and stalker-ish.

His drive-by attempts to get Tintin’s attention would be cute if he weren’t so creepy and stalker-ish.

Truly. The Donalde doesn’t have issues; he has volumes.

S. cerevisiae said,

OBS et. al. – I hate you for beating it to me to it. Oh well

Great minds and all that. Make the stickers, I’ll buy one! I’m planning on doing up a sheet of the “the birth certificate is right here, dumbasses” cards and posting it as a downloadable PDF, unless I find that somebody else has already done that.

Regarding the Tahitian Gaughin painting mentioned above — I went through that exhibit when I was back in DC recently. It was very cool, and I’m glad the wingnut didn’t do any actual damage to the painting.

To make this a proper post, here is a glorious comic about Jesus and POOP! Yes, really.

Oooh, a band name!!!

Fecal Jesus

If The Donalde did not exist the internet would’ve invented him.

Hexbolt
Tricklecharge
Night Manager

I’m planning on doing up a sheet of the “the birth certificate is right here, dumbasses” cards

That would work better on a pair of boxers.

If The Donalde did not exist the internet would’ve invented him.

THE DONALDE ISREAL!!!!

“quick…i need a band name…”

Rabid Captor [stolen from high school classmates]

Tulle

When I was in high school, a casual friend had a “band” (and yes those quotation marks are on purpose) called “Vaginal Blood Fart.” I still cringe.

bbkf–I am NOT suggesting that name.

Derp derp nothing to do but he derp oh! Let’s see what America’s Dumbest Homosexual© the Gay PutzRiot™ is up to and maybe troll a bit.

It’s almost as if Democrats (and their allies) were accusing Republicans of lacking a plan in order to “bait” them to present one so they could attack as “extreme.”

Nice to see a gay group reminding us a smaller government which spends less is good for gay people.

Nope, I can’t make hide nor hair of it either. Oh well,, they are so excitable over there, sharpen a stick and poke ’em with it, that’s always good a few WTFs.

Has anyone noticed that Ryan’s Medicare plan is basically Obamacare for seniors?

*making popcorn*

Tulle

Tuuli!

When I was in high school, a casual friend had a “band” (and yes those quotation marks are on purpose)

A friend’s brother wanted to start a band named “Fucking Idiots”, and propose a debut album titled “The Name of this Band is Fucking Idiots”.

Has anyone noticed that Ryan’s Medicare plan is basically Obamacare for seniors?

Aaaahahahaha!

Can someone please explain to me how his plan will save tax money? Seriously. Maybe I’m dumb, but I don’t get it.

And now from their self-titled album, Self-Titled, Self-Titled.

For handy people: Self-Tiled

Self-titling.

Self-titling.

Rise, I dub thee,,,

Self-titting?

Other possibles for meta-band names:

You Should Go See Them Live
Liner Notes
They Were Good Before They Sold Out

I will explain it clearly and succinctly after you vote.

How about The Lead Singers?

The Voters

Other possibles for meta-band names:

I always wanted to call mine “Phenomenal Opening Act” and after I got famous I’d just shorten it to P.O.A.

Oh, I like that.

Ya know, I think a lot of the handles here at S,N would make great band names.

I’m sorry, “The Fenwickians” just doesn’t have anything going for it.

Ya know, I think a lot of the handles here at S,N would make great band names.

some of us are ahead of the curve

getting ahead of the curve

On the other hand, if you don’t want anyone to come to your shows you could name your band “Experimental Prog Jazz Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Ensemble”

“Experimental Prog Jazz Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Ensemble”

Now with more cheese!

Wait. What? OBS has a blog now?! Geez, you disappear for a long week-end and suddenly you’re three threads back and totes out of the loop.

I would go see that band, 77South.

“Experimental Prog Jazz Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Ensemble”

Wait!! You got a pre-release copy of the new Mekons album??!?!?!

What I meant was, Congrats on going public Oregon Beer Snob!

if you don’t want anyone to come to your shows you could name your band “Experimental Prog Jazz Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Ensemble”

Ooooooooh, I don’t know about that.

Wait. What? OBS has a blog now?! Geez, you disappear for a long week-end and suddenly you’re three threads back and totes out of the loop.

Yeah, I’m totes sneaky that way.

What I meant was, Congrats on going public Oregon Beer Snob!

Thanks! I’m still keeping my non-anonymous blog “secret”, this one is a new one where I can rant more freely, without getting too long-winded over here.

I can see Dragon-King Wangchuck being a really hard, heavy, rock/metal-esque band, perhaps vaguely in the same vein as these guys.

Steerpike!
For that matter, Sepulchrave, Gormenghast, Prunsequallor, Nannie Slag or Rottcodd.

Peake was a genius

Peake was a genius

Flay and the Swelters

I can see Dragon-King Wangchuck being a really hard, heavy, rock/metal-esque band, perhaps vaguely in the same vein as these guys.

Ah, yes. They are a member of the Indie Rock Bands with “Wolf” in Their Names Collective. Notable members include Wolf Parade and Wolf People.

Heh, fun with memegenerator:

http://memegenerator.net/Pissed-off-Obama/ImageMacro/6950476/U-WANTED-SAMUEL-L-JACKSON-U-GOT-URKEL

You’ll be surprised to learn what a wingnut who murdered his neighbor looks like Wait. No, you won’t.

Remember friends: The Constitution was written to protect the citizens from the government

not their psychotic neighbors.

“Experimental Prog Jazz Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Ensemble”

How about Experimental Prog Indie Calypso Banjo, Accordian and Bagpipe Ensemble. It doesn’t matter how good the band is. The band website – epicbabe.com is gonna get a ton of hits.
Other thoughts
Salad Orcs
Aragorn Beer Snobs

epicbabe.com is gonna get a ton of hits

Oh, this is embarrassing.

I was young and needed the money!

not their psychotic neighbors

Neighbors are socialist!

How about Experimental Prog Indie Calypso Banjo, Accordian and Bagpipe Ensemble. It doesn’t matter how good the band is. The band website – epicbabe.com is gonna get a ton of hits.
I can’t believe I missed that acronym goldmine.

BAND NAME!

“Vaginal Blood Fart.”

That’s obviously a cocktail name, not a band name. Do I have to explain EVERYTHING?

Ewwwwww! Thats worse!

I already have dibs on “Matchbox Sign”.

Salad Orcs

I should have gone with Tuning Orcs.

That’s obviously a cocktail name, not a band name. Do I have to explain EVERYTHING?

Hmm… I’m picturing two parts Clamato, and one part vodka, garnished with a Brussels sprout and a slice of black pudding.

Gah!

That’s obviously a cocktail name, not a band name. Do I have to explain EVERYTHING?

Hmm… I’m picturing two parts Clamato, and one part vodka, garnished with a Brussels sprout and a slice of black pudding.

Now I’m trying to remember the recipe for a Floating Abortion. I think it’s a jigger of Bailey’s in a rocks glass of grenadine, but it’s been a long, long day and my memory is gone.

N__B, I thought that was a Bloody Brains.

N__B, I thought that was a Bloody Brains.

It is vast; it contains multitudes of names.

Hmm… I’m picturing two parts Clamato, and one part vodka, garnished with a Brussels sprout and a slice of black pudding.

Looking back at what I typed… I would order this.

It is vast; it contains multitudes of names.

Its name is Legion… or is that Lesion?

I thought that was a Bloody Brains.

Can’t you savages wash ’em before you serve ’em?

Not when they’re served au jus, philistine.

The Psychotic Neighbors

Debut album: Noises From The Basement

Sadly, No Overlords, this has to be your next entry. It is a lavish buffet of crazy!

Bloody Brains would be a good band name. Although Bad ones already exist.

Lesion

Totally a speed metal band.

Breaking: the nuts at The American Thinker are stupid racists.

Sadly, No Overlords, this has to be your next entry.

I couldn’t get through the whole thing, it’s so incredibly full of stupid.

Shorter Bryan Fischer: Jesus was a Libertarian

Woohoo! (no, autocorrect, I did not mean ‘Elohim’)
the landing at Normandy (everyone’s including even Hollywood’s favorite war), none of our aircraft carriers or the fighter jets of today

I LOVED THAT WAR!

Brain Lesion

Interesting comments at the AFA “Now an SLPC certified hate group!” blog. Only a few but they were all slamming Fischer. My contribution: Because render unto Caesar and all that.

Brain Lesion
Anterior Cerebral Artery Aneurysm.
Of course they were always better live than in recordings.

Partial Lobe Ablation.

Now I don’t have a trained eye, but sitting on a throne is a political thing no matter how you slice it.

There are two toilets in this house.

Bryan Fischer needs to check out John 18:36. If Jesus were training politicians it wasn’t so they’d rule/serve here.

Bottom line: we need more people in public office who think like Christ and fewer people who think like Karl Marx.

More beard, more beard, more beard, whoa TOO MUCH BEARD

Still thinking about Tim Pawlenty’s claims to watch videos of hockey fights as his preferred relaxaxtion.

He says he’ll call his wife, Mary, over when he sees a really exciting one.
“I know she has zero interest in watching those fists fly, but it’s interesting to me,” he adds.

Which of his rivals will try to top that by claiming to live in a trailer park?

Bottom line: we need more people in public office who think like Christ and fewer people who think like Karl Marx.

Quick Quiz- Christ or Marx?

“If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.” When the young man heard this he went away sorrowful, for he had great possessions.

Touring Machine (geek joke)

He says he’ll call his wife, Mary, over when he sees a really exciting one.
“I know she has zero interest in watching those fists fly, but it’s interesting to me I have to try to reassure myself that I’m not gay, not gay at all,” he adds.

Fixx0red to reflect the truth.

exford legs said,

Once I stop laughing, I will seethe with jealousy at you for the brilliance of that remark. I expect it will probably be no earlier than Friday.

Touring Machine

Ha!

Bottom line: we need more people in public office who think like Christ and fewer people who think like Karl Marx.

Remember when Christ was like all “get out of the temple all you money grubbing bankers” and Karl was totally like “chill out Jesus, they serve an important function in society.”

Wait, what?

Didn’t Jesus say that it’s better for a camel to get into heaven than to needle a rich man?

And related to both Bryan Fischer’s daring new Libertarian Jesus interpretation and the comic I linked to earlier that everybody ignored: This comic by the same guy is actually almost funny.

Didn’t Jesus say that it’s better for a camel to get into heaven than to needle a rich man?

A spectre is haunting ‘merka – the spectre of christocommunism.

Didn’t Jesus say that it’s better for a camel to get into heaven than to needle a rich man?

I thought it was “Stickest needles in the eyes of rich men and dare not stickest the camel, for verily the camel spits.” I do only read a particularly rare translation of the bibble though.

Bottom line: we need more people in public office who think like Christ and fewer people who think like Karl Marx.

Too many already think they’re doing God’s will.

Side note: just had some Pretty Things Fluffy White Rabbit Hoppy Triple and some Vermont Soy tofu, two things I can now HIGHLY recommend to NE locals.

Pretty Things Fluffy White Rabbit Hoppy Triple

If this is anything other than pink cotton candy, it’s misnamed.

A spectre is haunting ‘merka – the spectre of christocommunism.

The back cover of the Housemartins album London 0 Hull 4 had the slogan “”Take Jesus – Take Marx – Take Hope” on it.

Yeah, it’s happy hour again!

That would be Fluffy PINK Rabbit, Mr _B. This was not actually all that fluffy, despite the name. Nor as hoppy as I typically go for, but very nice. Good spring into summer beer.

Bloody Abortion/Bloody Brains/Brain Aneurysm: peach schnapps, Bailey’s, grenadine. And I must admit that it’s fucking delicious.

Pretty Things Fluffy White Rabbit Hoppy Triple and some Vermont Soy tofu

More reasons to not miss my home in New England.

Here in the deep Souf, after we’d killed the 40 liters of London Style ale high marks went to the Belgian farmhouse blondes, Moinette taking best of show. Delirium Nocturnum, while no traditional style I could recognize, is a really good beer.

Oh yeah, the wild island hog was really good but not as good as the house cured pastrami. At least that’s what our mandolin player sez and we defer to her in this case.

I was trapped in the wilds of Nyack today. Ate in a pretty good saloon: turkey/swiss/guacamole & Saranac Red Ale.

Here in the deep Souf, after we’d killed the 40 liters of London Style ale high marks went to the Belgian farmhouse blondes, Moinette taking best of show. Delirium Nocturnum, while no traditional style I could recognize, is a really good beer.

Yum.

And I imagine I wouldn’t mind the hoppy trippel, if it had a better name. Needs moar adjectives.

high marks went to the Belgian farmhouse blondes
I read these words and imagine a Flemish cover version of Cornfed Dames.

Note: Video for “Flemish cover version of Cornfed Dames” must include scenes from The Ordeal.

Make it so.

Sayeth Brian Fischer: “We have incentivized fornication…”

The welfare state is responsible for orgasms.

“and it’s no wonder we are now awash in the disastrous social consequences of people who rut like rabbits.”

Somebody sounds jealous…

Reverse-engineered Brain Fischer:
repeat
writeln("The welfare state encourages sex and is responsible for too many babies!");
writeln("The welfare state encourages abortion and is responsible for too few babies!");
until (pigs_fly = TRUE);

I can believe that wingnuts are coded in Pascal – I would wager it, in fact.

smut, it’s gotta be the scene from the pub! That is some weird creepy stuff!

Just another reason to hate the Belgians.

Oh fuck, it’s back. How do I put the pie filter in iPad Safari?

The fact is, I am a homosexual. Flaming homosexual. I will sodomize your sons.

The fact is, I like to suck cock and take it up the ass. Repeatedly. Can you provide me with what I need?

The fact is, I will fuck your ass with a frozen dildo of shit.

The fact is, when you pee on me I get really hard. When you place a piece of your feces under my nose, the smell of ass, it makes me come like a freight train. I want you in my mouth now.

I am gay and proud.

You are homophobic and your hatred of us should be penishable by death.

The fact is, gay rights now. Heteroes are inferier to us, we are teaching your children, including how to love.

The fact is, you straights are doomed. We will replace you with the creed of Universal Homosex. Those who still breed will be enslaved to create our children and our future lovers.

The fact is, sing if your glad to be gay, sing if your happy that way.

I like eating sweaty testes and then masturbating to a picture of Marky Mark.

lifting the heavy lode

Band or Cocktail:

frozen dildo of shit

Band or Cocktail:

frozen dildo of shit

Dessert treat.

“I like eating sweaty testes and then masturbating to a picture of Marky Mark.”

OK, we get it…you’re a republican.

frozen dildo of shit

Super-weapon of the god Sor?

You guys must’ve gotten awfully bored if you’re letting Hercule back in.

The Taliban would approve.

Extra bonus: three breasts? Those wacky Frenchmen.

OK, we get it…you’re a republican.

Hehindeed. Though the feminist blogs and the Man Boobz blog taught me there’s another kind of republican besides the ones that desperately wish they weren’t gay: the kind that desperately wish they were.

The Taliban would approve.
It was probably a protest against French bong testing in the South Pacific.

The Twins beat the Yankees. Hell freezes over. Film at 11.

I have to admit it is sort of amusing to skip straight to the end of a three day old thread and see real troll duking it out with fake homosexual Gary and a few of the regulars intermittently commenting.

It’s all part of life’s rich pageant.

Re: the wingnut that attacked the painting — in another linked article at Wonkette, there’s a great quote:

Susan Burns pleaded not guilty in court on Saturday. She will be put on the GOP 2012 presidential ticket as either president or vice president, depending on how boring the other candidate is.

There’s also a picture of her, and she looks exactly like you’d expect she would.

Oh Jesus Fuck.

You can see exactly the same dynamic at work here. The Ryan deficit reduction plan goes beyond the Bowles-Simpson cat food commission plan. So you can absolutely see the Democrats counter-offer with… Bowles-Simspon.

More beard, more beard, more beard, whoa TOO MUCH BEARD

Only my advanced Lip Fu kept this laptop from being coated in saliva & a gobload of Red Rose tea when I read the above comment.

HERCULE TRIATHLON SAVINIEN said,

“I am a latent schizoid scrolltroll & I’m here to waste your time. Won’t you please ignore me again?”

You got it, Herc!

cheers jim

There’s a debacle going on called ‘Bouffant-gate’ in Melbourne at the moment. Airbrushed school photos.

Latent?

This comment by rambone over at Wonkette deserves extra credit:

If only Gauguin had stuck with painting pretty flowers, like that nice Georgia O’Keefe

Just for VS: Studying the O’Keefe.

Ha! I will happily study the O’Keefe…so long as it isn’t James.

Damn, I’m dumb. I heard some faint music this morning and was like, “Huh, that’s odd. That music sounds really familiar and nobody here would listen to the music I listen to…” It took me about ten minutes to realize that my iPod had activated itself and I was hearing that. This is, like, the fourth time that’s happened. Also, I’m apparently trying to kill my hearing?

Aaaaaaaaaaand……I hate to admit this, but I FORGOT TO VOTE.

Self-activating the iPod.

I FORGOT TO VOTE.

I blame ZRM.

Me, too. I don’t know *why*, but I do.

And honestly, I remembered before the polls closed, but it was *right* before the polls closed and my polling station is across town from my place because I never changed my address and I didn’t think I’d make it in time. I am a terrible person.

Pup Max and I SPECIFICALLY brought up the voting issue here. We are very disappointed and are shaking our heads, parent-like.

There’s also a picture of her, and she looks exactly like you’d expect she would.

It’s amazing how that works…

OMFG NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE ROYAL WEDDING EXCEPT YOU YOU TARDFACE.

Hey…I’ll grant you I’m beguiled by Kate Middleton’s great sense of fashion, but I am no tardface!

Ha!

My co-worker said, “I’m wearing this dress because it looks like Kate Middleton’s when they announced their engagement!” And she’s told me twice that the blue dress I wear sometimes looks “just like Kate Middleton’s when they announced their engagement!”

Oh lord.

Here’s a…palate-cleanser?…POOP

We are very disappointed and are shaking our heads, parent-like.

Shuffling your claws along the bar and saying “Polly want a cracker?”

And she’s told me twice that the blue dress I wear sometimes looks “just like Kate Middleton’s when they announced their engagement!”

There are worse blue-dress statements that could be made.

There are worse blue-dress statements that could be made.

I know. I was thisclose to making a Monica Lewinsky joke, but I knew she wouldn’t get it.

Thank god I got the stain out?

I found a picture from a work party on (I think) my 26th birthday and HOLY SHIT I AM SKINNY. And I thought I was FAT.

That’s fucking depressing.

… the blue dress I wear sometimes looks “just like Kate Middleton’s when they announced their engagement!”

Hey! Me too!

I blame ZRM.

Happy to be the lightning rod for your hate.

Oooh…I’m like lightning!

Oooh…I’m like lightning!

Of course you are.

I wasn’t too busy entertraining Bagoas to remind you to vote. I made sure to say something. But noooooooooo, T&U doesn’t go vote. Fine. We all know who is responsible for that Xian supremacist woman getting on the school board, don’t we? We all know who failed in her civic duty, abandoned her responsibility, casually brushed off her societal obligations.

MONSTER

“I’m like lightning!”

You can get that treated.

Oooh…I’m like lightning!

I, for one, am shocked by your behavior!

501st?

501st?

Button your lip fly.

I’m appreciative of N__B for lightning up the thread.

*sniff*

She wasn’t elected!!!!!

MONSTER

I, for one, anxiously wait for T&U VERSUS MECHA-T&U.

Ha!

My co-worker said

You two need to make sweet love and break the tension.

You do have webcams on your computers, right?

You two need to make sweet love and break the tension.

…and need I say: turn the webcam on?

N__B DON’T YOU HAVE A JOB OR SOMETHING?

Hard to believe. He was a money-maker even in his recent ratings slump.

I am never eating……anything ever again.

N__B DON’T YOU HAVE A JOB OR SOMETHING?

I’m on hold to pay by credit card a ~$300 tax bill that’s “overdue” because fucking New York State mailed the notices to the wrong address for two years even though they had the correct address.

I’m on hold to pay by credit card a ~$300 tax bill that’s “overdue” because fucking New York State mailed the notices to the wrong address for two years even though they had the correct address.

How long will they need to keep you on hold before they can charge you with more late fees and interest?

Substance McGravitas said,

April 6, 2011 at 18:26

Hard to believe. He was a money-maker even in his recent ratings slump.

Commence whining about “being silenced by the liberal media” in 3… 2… 1…

Commence whining about “being silenced by the liberal media” in 3… 2… 1…

Commence rant about being told to “shake his money maker”…hopefully never.

He was a money-maker even in his recent ratings slump.

What happened? I don’t like to follow NR links if I can avoid it – my computer gets smelling like cheeto farts.

Here’s a non-cheeto-stained link.

Thx!

Glenn Beck said: “I truly believe that America owes a lot to Roger Ailes and Fox News. …”

Well, in a sense, I can’t argue with that.

Lightning the rod

OT: Why cats are not doctors.

Whale Chowder, your timing couldn’t be more perfect! I sent your link to my boss to get my new office e-mail into his address book. (He’s probably the cat who scent marks everything…)

TORNADO DRILL!!! the siren went off just as i was driving by it…scared teh LIVER out of me…just thought T & U would be interested…

just thought T & U would be interested…

God is angry at her voting habits.

I sent your link to my boss

Goddammit, another chain email started. Wonder how long it’ll be before I see it in my inbox?

(not really mad)

It must be tornado siren testing day — they went off at noon here. Didn’t hear them last week when there were actual tornadoes spotted, though. I guess they’re too valuable to actually USE, or maybe the 2″ of hail knocked them out…

WC, he’ll probably send it on to a few ENT colleagues and you KNOW how doctors are… You’ll be getting it back with about 45 ccs appended to it in 5…4…3…2… [DUCK]

those are zombie warning sirens.

The zombocalypse begins….

I’d like to say that it is due to the quality of the common taters here that this thread was not used as an opportunity to air accounts of public coition by all and sundry. We’ll take it as read that we all did it back in the day, sometimes in memorable places, and that this is interesting to no one but ourselves. Secret double Hitler high fives for all.

God is angry at her voting habits.

did she *forget* to vote again? or was her cankle acting up and she couldn’t get in the polling booth?

Ooooooooohhhh, lookie!

We get a new Dustbowl to go with our new Great Depression!

Where do I open a public coition account?

I had to get a student loan to cover my college coition.

zombocalypse

On your marks… Get set… Lurch!

Ooooooooohhhh, lookie!

Emphasis mine…

We get a new Dustbowl to go with our new Great Depression!

But Al Gore is fat! Amirite? Huh? Amirite?

Lurch!

Please pick up any limbs you drop along the route.

My college coition account was heinously large but my dad paid it!

Zombocalypso keep the zombies coming!!!

I think zombie should sashay more.

Let’s work on that.

Let’s work on that.

on it.

s

I think zombie should sashay more.

“First, drink two Triple Zombies…”

Vid or it didn’t happen.

v

Vid or it didn’t happen.

After two Triple Zombies, I can’t operate a camera.

I’m glad we’re talking about drinking Zombies not Vaginal Blood Farts.

Press record, get set, drink! And don’t spill any!

I think zombie should sashay more.

Staggershay?

Press record, get set, drink! And don’t spill any!

I AM NOT A MACHINE!! SO COMPLICATED!!!

Right right right. Sure you have a soul ZRM

nope, sold it for a Zombie.

v

I’m trying to start this new thing: Minimalist Posting. Like all great art, it can mean all things to all people.

drinking …. Vaginal Blood Farts.

I think that’s a Rule 34 violation. Judges?

Can Rule 34 have violations? Or did you just blow my mind?

Can Rule 34 have violations?

No, but there are corollaries, e.g. “if there is not porn of it, it does not exist.”

“if there is not porn of it, it does not exist.”

So zombies DO exist.

moderately SFW, if your boss is not a tight-ass.

No, but there are corollaries, e.g. “if there is not porn of it, it does not exist.”

This is swimming in treacherous waters though… to determine if there is porn of it, one has to search for said porn.

to determine if there is porn of it, one has to search for said porn.

A friend sent me that link! I swear!!

The Twins beat the Yankees. Hell freezes over. Film at 11.

this was teh awesome…but even better? watching them beat the yanks last year on a perfect may evening at target field with teh hubby and the kids…pure bliss…

You’se guys with your MePads and UPhones, time to bring some mature technology to you pups.

Sashamble.

Good one, emperor… care for a zombie?

Zombie.

Lurching…with short, purposeful, strides.

Someone comes to MIND

Someone comes to MIND

That won’t fit me, Snort.

That won’t fit me, Snort.

But, it’s stretchy.

How about this?

That won’t fit me

Those onesies are pretty stretchy.

Holy crap, I need to have a kid so I can buy most of the stuff on there.

Holy crap, I need to have a kid so I can buy most of the stuff on there.

You can buy it for Dudeskull.

Snort, I’ve bookmarked that site. 🙂

Though, I find this more than a little ironic.

I’m tired of the zombies trying to take everything over. Will the madness never end?

Jist doin’ muh part tuh see young Slayer be brung up raht, Ma’am.

OH GOD STAY AWAY FROM THE BABY JEGGINGS.

Hobo bags? Is it like a whole hobo boutique?

I’m tired of the zombies trying to take everything over

It’s what we do. It’s like Republicans killing people, or Democrats punching hippies.

At my shower, a really sweet lady (and friend) bought all this super-preppy Ralph Lauren stuff for him. I was like “Oh my. I guess he’ll be joining the country club at a very young age.” How will he afford the dues?!!!

Full disclosure: very cute…but I may need some stuff that’s the exact opposite, too.

Is thin they’re taking over Easter!

oops, k

Holy crap, I need to have a kidcreepily life-like doll so I can buy most of the stuff on there.

Y’know.

OH GOD STAY AWAY FROM THE BABY JEGGINGS.

They’ve got nothing on the baby peggings.

Some of that crap is obnoxious, though.

Y’know.

As fucking insane as I’ve been lately, I wouldn’t put it past me. Better than stealing one, I guess. (A baby, that is. Although creepy dolls are kinda expensive, too).

How will he afford the dues?!!!

Those are meeting the grandparents clothes. And with that kind of scrim he can skip the membership fees and go straight to hookers and blow.

but I may need some stuff that’s the exact opposite, too.

Well, we’ll be the Aunts and Uncles and….not quite sure, that dare not be spoken of, who will see to the littlest Addam’s proper upbringing.

Yes, that is a threat.

Hobo bags? Is it like a whole hobo boutique?

I wish!

Better than stealing one, I guess. (A baby, that is.

When I was at the hospital the other day, there was a little girl there…like 2 or 3 who had a face shaped EXACTLY like Hello Kitty. Let me repeat that: EXACTLY LIKE HELLO KITTY. This is in addition to being cartoonishly cute. Her mother’s lucky I didn’t yoink her while she wasn’t looking.

he can skip the membership fees and go straight to hookers and blow.

*sniff, tear* Just like this mom.

They’re bags made out of hobo skin. I have one.

When I was at the hospital the other day, there was a little girl there…like 2 or 3 who had a face shaped EXACTLY like Hello Kitty.

Did her face look like Hello Kitty’s face, or did her face look like Hello Kitty’s entire body?

Here ya go GO T&U.

Heil Kitty.

Heil Kitty

Meanwhile, in obsess about teh gheys in the bedroomville, TEATS.

Holy crap, I need to have a kidcreepily life-like doll
Liek this, mayhap?

“he can […] go straight to hookers and blow.”

That’s not quite the way it works, knowwhatimsaying?

Heil Kitty.

Mooooooooooom! Substance has to ruin EVERYTHING!

Meanwhile, in obsess about teh gheys in the bedroomville, TEATS.

No surprise there, conservatives tend to be infantilized, plus those fake boobs make the magic underwear seem sexier.

Liek this, mayhap?

Whoa, colloidal silver baby!

Speaking of bad people, I think everyone should be mean to zrm today for exposing me to this.

Meanwhile, in obsess about teh gheys in the bedroomville, TEATS.

Fake breasts are pretty disgusting for a variety of reasons, so this does not surprise me in the least.

Speaking of bad people, I think everyone should be mean to zrm today for exposing me to this.
This would be a moment I’m glad to not have speakers connected to the work computer. That can’t sound good.

That can’t sound good.

About as bad as it looks, I’d say.

JimtheNewb, IT. DUDN’T.

I think everyone should be mean to zrm today

Yeah, why should today be any different?

I AM A LIGHTNING ROD!

…btw, I have that Bilbo song on my iPod. I don’t think I’ve ever listened to it all the way through. It’s no ding(1).

Also good

sending your link to the boss

…btw, I have that Bilbo song on my iPod. I don’t think I’ve ever listened to it all the way through. It’s no ding(1).

So, isn’t it time your liberry went down to 39,999?

I don’t think Hitler ever looked this winsome.

I try to make it a practice to blame ZRM

JimtheNewb, IT. DUDN’T.

I guess I could plug in the earbuds from my mp3 player and have a listen……on second though, maybe after I get home and pour myself a nice Scotch.

after I get home and pour myself a nice Scotch.

It helps if you’re really stoned.

really, really stoned.

It helps if you’re really stoned.

really, really stoned.

Nope. It’d make it worse, if memory serves.

You’re a bad influnece

See, i gt a contac hi.and kant spel

It helps if you’re really stoned.

Nope. It’d make it worse, if memory serves.

Aww, come on, no fair confoozing the new guy.

Hey kids! Time for DIN-DIN!

Easy for you to say.

Ah, the joys of child rearing. VS might think twice about pizza at her house.

Aww, come on, no fair confoozing the new guy.

Really?

I thought it was a requirement. Or maybe that’s 3Bulls.

I don’t know what’s more depressing: that someone actually sat down and typed that massive abortion of misspelling, mispunctuation, abuse of capitalization, commas and brackets; that someone else thought is would be really cool to cut and past the whole rambling diatribe on a satire blog; or that either of them thought they were somehow going to convince someone of…something?

[SQUARE BRACKETS] {CURLY BRACKETS} (PARENTHESE) <ANGLEBRACKETS>

Cut-n-pasta isn’t even tasty when smothered in pesto.

Snort, that kid sounds like a sociopath and possible serial-killer-in-training. I’m guessing I will not have to deal with a freak like that.

I’m easy to convince, I’m still stoned on Zombie Reefer. I am getting hungry though. Where’s that new guy?

Hey kids! Time for DIN-DIN!

Ewww.

OK, clearly I wasn’t that put off, since I went perusing and found this.

You’re a bad influnece

I was expecting this.

Steerpike, have you considered that they both are probably eligible to vote?

And have a nice day.

I disapprove of all this talk of drugs.

Mostly because I can’t have any. Unless you consider Tylenol cold medicine a righteous high.

For vs.

I’m ready for the HARD stuff.

Also in the ingredients: Honut flour.

Good eatin’.

This is good news, I think.

“Completing a swift rise and fall from TV stardom, controversial host Glenn Beck will lose his once-popular Fox News show later this year, the network announced Wednesday.

Beck’s 5 p.m. program, which earned scorn from liberals for its attacks on President Obama as well as its devotion to sometimes-obscure right-wing thinkers, was a top cable draw in 2009 and a signpost for the populist “tea party” movement in last year’s midterm elections, which dealt a ballot-box rebuke to the White House.

But ratings plummeted and advertisers bailed as Beck — a cherubic, salt-and-pepper-haired longtime radio host who has compared himself to a rodeo clown — increasingly pursued a hard-to-follow agenda that many found too conspiracy-minded. He also chafed his bosses at Fox News, who faulted him for spending too much time on his far-flung business operations and not enough on honing his TV presentation.”

My only concern: Who’s next?

Actually, I know.

HERCULE TRIATHLON SAVINIEN

Improvement, I’d say.

It’s nice that college hasn’t changed since I graduated, right down to the bluenosed assholes who think teens and post-teens aren’t horny

Speaking of bad people, I think everyone should be mean to zrm today for exposing me to this.

A) I can’t believe you haven’t seen it before. I swear I’ve posted it here as a WMD option for the youtube wars at some point.

B) The much better version. Bad Brains for bad brain-eaters.

It’s amazing to go to see this site and reading the views of all mates on the topic of this article, while I am also zealous of getting know-how.