Curl Up And Dye

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ABOVE: Otoplasty Candidate Noel “Just For Men” Sheppard.

Shorter Noel Sheppard, Newsblusterers:
Guess Which Liberal TV News Host This Is?

  • Rachel Maddow dyes her hair.*

Shorter Newsblusterer Commenters:
Guess Which Liberal TV News Host This Is?

  • Bull dyke with a strap-on if you ask us.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™


*This is the same Noel Sheppard who got all splutter-faced when some bloggers mentioned that Sarah Palin might have gotten a boob job.

 

Comments: 195

 
 
 

It’s better than dying her skin orange which is what certain House minority leaders do.

 
 

Is Noel Sheppard still attempting to inflict buggery on various wildlife creatures? The furry costumes aren’t fooling anyone, Noel.

 
 

In what universe is Maddow NOT considered good-looking while Mann Coulter is?

Seriously. These people are shitting all over Maddow because they disagree with her strongly held but politely expressed political disagreements…meanwhile holding up Rush as some kind of avatar – Rush, who was NEVER attractive and who has ALWAYS been hateful. And the previously mentioned Coulter who has always been a hateful bitch, no matter how anorexic she is or how short her skirts are. (By the way, with the approach of her 50th year and her increasing haggardness, they don’t seem to pay as much attention to Annie these days, do they?) Bunch of sick assholes.

 
 

Oh, and the “dying the hair” thing – leave it up to these morons to assume that the hair is being dyed NOW. I mean, everyone with brown eyes and dark eyebrows is a natural blonde. These fuckheads are so accustomed to buying in to false advertising that they’ve convinced themselves that the obvious bleach job from high school is the natural hair color.

They probably prefer Sarah’s new fake tits, too.

 
 

Dear God, these neo-cons are so fucking bigoted and stupid!

 
 

I mean, everyone with brown eyes and dark eyebrows is a natural blonde.

Just ask RuPaul.

 
 

Good to see NewsMax is still focusing on the important issues of our day. They’re giving away weather radios with a subscription to their fish wrapper in the paper today. I imagine they’ll still have a warehouse full by this time next year.

 
 

Sarah Palin might have gotten a boob job.

Scene: The PS 20Q schoolyard, 1972.

Large boy: Kiss my ass.

Small boy: Okay, but you have to tell me where to kiss, ’cause you look all ass to me.”

Action: Large boy pounds small boy.

Sarah Palin is all boob*, so how could anyone tell if she got a boob job?
* In the non-breasticle sense.

 
 

Or, as gocart mozart said:

Does Sarah Palin have new boobs?

No, same old fans as always.

 
 

Can I haz a hiskool picher of Nole Shipard?

 
 

Can I haz a hiskool picher of Nole Shipard?

With class ring…

 
 

Seriously, someone with better Google-fu than me. A little help?

 
 

That works.

 
 

Do these people know any real women?

OK, not the kind you have to pay to touch you when you’re naked.

The other kind.

 
 

The other kind.

The kind that pays you?

 
 

The only thing worse than embarrassing yourself by claiming to find someone unattractive is embarrassing yourself by claiming that a very attractive person is “hideous”, because then everyone KNOWS you are crushing.

 
 

because then everyone KNOWS you are crushing.

BINGO!

 
 

The kind that pays you?

We don’t need to be talking about people’s moms.

 
 

I know it’s hard to come up with material when you don’t do any real reporting and don’t have any critical thinking skills, but surely you can do better than this. “Duh-hurf, Maddow’s hair has been two different colors!” isn’t even NEWS, let alone news that’s worthy of “busting.”

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

No mangoes but there are some shrivelled prunes in addition to the author.

That Maddow is “perilously liberal” is sweet enough in that it reveals Shep’s terror of and simultaneous obsession with RM.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

This is all because they have nothing to go on about Maddow. I would have said it was impossible to disarm the right by being unswervingly polite, fair and upbeat, but Maddow actually pulls it off. So they’re reaching for whatever straw they can find to pile all the hatred on.

If it wasn’t this it would be some nugget about liking cinnamon in her latte or putting ketchup on eggs or that she squeezes toothpaste from the middle. Anything to create the caricature that would allow them to rationalize hating her.

 
 

I’m still not even sure what the question means. I suspect it has something to do with her being a somewhat butch lesbian, but who knows. *shrug* Truth be told, I think the dark short hair suits her much better, but that’s less Barbie Doll and–excuse the Debbie Downer term–patriarchy-approved, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d be slightly more approving of Rachel is she had the “right” hair.

 
 

I wonder if Noel uses Shinola to dye his hair. Or shit.

Or if he knows the difference.

I don’t actually wonder about that last part.

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d be slightly more approving of Rachel is she had the “right” hair.

I think they’d find yet another thing to hate just as irrationally.

+ no apology necessary for “patriarchy-approved”, that’s exactly their problem with her current hairstyle.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I don’t know why I got out of the boat, but I thought it was pretty damned funny to see all those assholes go on about how butch she is when I am always complaining about how MSNBC has femmed her up way too much. II love her in glasses and collared shirts. (It cracks me up that they think she’s totally butch, btw, when she’s really just a nerdy tomboy).

And, whatever. She’s totally hot–her intelligence and infectious dorkitude is adorable. Although conservatives seem to have this weird idea that she’s bitter and negative, I appreciate that she approaches bullshit with a much lighter sense of humor than I ever would.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Also, there’s something really incongruent and weird about more masculine women putting on super-feminine appearances, especially in the uber-preppy sense that I got from Maddow’s picture. (Although she did grow up in California and it’s possible that she was doing more of the surfer girl thing).

 
 

Although conservatives seem to have this weird idea that she’s bitter and negative

Illustrative linky

 
 

This is just “Team Sports” politics. Facts and policies and other such niceties simply don’t matter. All that matters, all that has ever mattered, is to bully or tear down your opponent while rooting for your team.

Liberals who look for some deep significance in their spittle flecked rants are kidding themselves. There is no there there. It’s all surface, a shiny exterior that covers a shit filled soul.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

(Although she did grow up in California and it’s possible that she was doing more of the surfer girl thing).

That’s another shriveled prune I found – the prune of an author went _way_ out of his way to make sure that everyone knows that Castro Valley is (somewhat) near San Francisco! Of course, when he blows that dog whistle a lot of spittle comes flying out

wonder if Noel uses Shinola to dye his hair. Or shit.

He dyes his shit? Not surprised at all.

 
 

That’s another shriveled prune I found – the prune of an author went _way_ out of his way to make sure that everyone knows that Castro Valley is (somewhat) near San Francisco!

Castro Valley = Surfer girl. Uh….in what universe?

 
 

It’s also entirely possible that Rachel wasn’t out when that picture was taken.

 
 

Rachel is a poor target. She is nice, she is calm, she is measured. As T&U mentioned above, many of us would not do her job well. I sure wouldn’t. She uses gentle humor to get her point across…whereas I would probably take a more “rip off your head and vomit down your neck” tack.

 
 

“Duh-hurf, Maddow’s hair has been two different colors!” isn’t even NEWS

Maybe for them it only works the other direction –

Greta Van Sustern

 
 

“I would probably take a more “rip off your head and vomit down your neck” tack.”

See, if you painted that I bet you could sell it. People would buy a Gelaskin like that.

 
 

I would probably take a more “rip off your head and vomit down your neck” tack.

FYI, the patriarchy-approved version is “piss down your neck.”

 
 

http://www.popeater.com/2010/07/08/rachel-maddow-yearbook-photo/

Hmm, so in high school she dyed her roots brown. Is that his point?

I for one also have shorter hair than I did in high school but that’s only because I’m a big phony.

 
 

I have longer hair then I did in high school (from a near-buzz to about two inches). Does this mean I am now a hippy?

 
 

“that’s only because I’m a big phony.”

Did you say pony? I hear that Noel Sheppard is into ponies. 😉

 
 

Or, possibly, a hippie…

 
 

Based on that photo, I’m going to assume he forgot to take the plastic off the tampon before he crammed it up his peehole.

 
 

I for one also have shorter hair than I did in high school but that’s only because I’m a big phony.

I have shorter hair than I had in high school, mostly because it went missing.

Of all the things I’ve lost in life, I miss my hair the most.

 
 

whereas I would probably take a more “rip off your head and vomit down your neck” tack.

Have I shown you my etchings?

 
 

I’m all about sexualising intelligence and infectious dorkitude.

I can haz Rachel Maddow Gelaskin? Also etchings Gelaskin?

 
 

Ann’s yearbook photo?

*GASP*

She dyes her hair? Quick! Get Sheppard on the horn!

Not the phone, the horn…I want to see him gored by his own stupidity.

 
 

Re: Ann’s yearbook photo.

She does appear to be a girl at the time but what is the deal with the strange bulge in “her” pants? If you look only at the bottom half of the photo, would you assume said photo was of a boy or a girl? Conclusion: Evidence inconclusive.

 
 

“I want to see him gored by his own stupidity.”

Hur hur hur… silly LIEbrul, you said “Gore”, hur hur.

 
 

Exit question: would Maddow’s program be more popular if she was still a blond, or would her liberal views still interfere with her success?

Well, Jughead, I wonder what the measure of her success could be in relation to Noel Sheppard?

 
 

Castro Valley = Surfer girl. Uh….in what universe?

“Dude, let’s go ride 580.”

“Nah, bra, San Lorenzo ’cause 880 is firing!”

 
 

Is talking to your bra a California thing?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

I take it back.

Exit question: would Maddow’s program be more popular if she was still a blond, or would her liberal views still interfere with her success?

That’s a sweet ripe mango there, that is. It is difficult to imagine cramming more sweet whingnut fail in a single sentence.

1. Premise: Maddow’s popularity – and implicitly her journalistic chops – is inherently tied to her pulchritude. They can’t even spell ‘substance’ much less understand the concept

2. Conclusion: Her (falsely implied lack of) success has more to do with her political leanings. Which leanings are, in any logical and sane analysis, at the very core of her success (not to discount her acuity).

We can recast pruneboy’s exit question thusly: would coffee be better with cream or should we invade Ghana?

 
 

Coulter/Hitler/satan cartoon lol’s

 
 

He dyes his shit? Not surprised at all.

That could certainly blur some lines of recognition.

 
 

Henry Rollins’ love letter to Ann Coulter.

 
 

Re: Ann’s yearbook photo.

Whuh? Gawker sez “chubbier Drew Barrymore”? Surely nothing to do with Virgin Ben, say it isn’t so.

 
 

Was that black stuff on Ronald Reagan’s hair just shoe polish?

 
 

Was that black stuff on Ronald Reagan’s hair just shoe polish?

POOP.

 
 

Castro Valley = Surfer girl. Uh….in what universe?

Indeed, Castro Valley is quite a bit inland, and the only surfers on the beach at San Francisco are insane people in double wetsuits dodging the rocks and sea lions through the barely-above-freezing water, trying to keep the powerful undertow from dragging them out to the Farrillon Islands.

Castro Valley is about as white-bread, conservative suburbia as you can get in close proximity to SF, with the possible exception of Walnut Creek. I doubt the good citizens of CV think of themselves as a hotbed of socialism. Or surfer girls.

I was amused by the link posted to Fark.com with the comment: “Rachel Maddow’s high school yearbook picture (yes, you would definitely hit it.)”

 
Fleas correct the era
 

the prune of an author went _way_ out of his way to make sure that everyone knows that Castro Valley is (somewhat) near San Francisco!
=-=-=-=-=-=

Um … Castro Valley? The way London is near France, which is why Maggie Thatcher was such a f***ing snail-scarfing surrender monkey?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Sooo…is somebody going to get sent off before the final is over? My money’s on “yes.”

ZOMG soccur is boooorrrrrring!

 
 

Gold in the comments:

No actually she was cute as a girl and not so much as a man. What caused her to switch team?

Indeed, what could cause someone to leave a team with such charmt?

 
 

Sorry, I got hung up on the idea of “Rachel Maddow with a strap-on”. Don’t judge me.

And my hair is longer than it was in high school, from a near-buzz cut to shoulder length or longer. Helps in avoiding people I knew in high school, actually.

 
 

Was that black stuff on Ronald Reagan’s hair just shoe polish?

I vote a regular anointing with Satan’s screaming load.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Sorry, I got hung up on the idea of “Rachel Maddow with a strap-on”. Don’t judge me.

I ain’t judging. In fact, thanks for the reminder…
.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

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Also, too.

 
 

Extra time in the FIFA World Paint-Drying Observation Cup finals. Thank god, cuz who’d want this boring shit to ever end?

 
 

ZOMG soccur is boooorrrrrring!

Win for understatement.

Crikey, the biggest game for four yrs., & they’re in OT w/ a score of zip-zip.

Good thing I had the Internet to distract me for the last eternity.

 
 

Worse than paint drying. Paint doesn’t threaten to stop drying & be interesting for a few seconds, before copping out & going back to drying.

 
 

zero-zero in overtime?

This is when shooting starts isn’t it?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I was being tongue-in-cheek. This has actually been a pretty good game.

Scoring isn’tg everything, you know?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Oh, snap. I’m drunk.

Owlbear–if nobody scores after the 30 minute overtime, they go to shootouts.

 
 

This is when shooting starts isn’t it?

FIfteen mins. extra time, then the shoot-out. Unless by “shooting” you mean the boredom-induced suicides.

 
 

Worse than paint drying.

It’s the threat that some scoring might break out which entraps us all.

 
 

No. Do not tell me it is 30 mins. of ET.

 
 

How are the respective countries holding up?

 
 

Scoring isn’tg everything, you know?

The Dutch are kinda thuggish.

They should blend it with hockey, call it ‘Soccey’ so a freakin’ fight could break out. Rolling around holding your shin is no revenge.

 
 

No actually she was cute as a girl and not so much as a man. What caused her to switch team?

I’m pretty sure the problem was a liberal boy (perhaps himself a closeted homosexual) was the first to touch her ladyparts, and liberal boys don’t know how to please women like conservatives do. If only some Newsbusters commentator or at least someone versed in the writings of Doug Giles had gotten to her first, she would be as straight as a pitbull with lipstick right now.

I think she’s cute either way.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Two fifteen-minute halves. You don’t have to watch it, you know.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

and liberal boys don’t know how to please women like conservatives do.

L to the O to the LOL.

 
 

The title has made me hum this to myself for some time. GET UP!

You don’t have to watch it, you know.

Oh, I know, I’m free as a bird. But it wouldn’t be fair to bitch if I weren’t watchinglistening to tunes & dicking about in cyberspace w/ the event on the screen & using the neighbors’ shouts as a cue to watch.

 
 

You don’t have to watch it, you know.

Once every four years, it’s rare enough to watch (and wonder why it’s so popular every other place on the globe.) It’s like that stinky plant that blooms every few years. Stinky but an event nonetheless.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Well, our local station keeps interrupting the game to talk about fucking hailstorms in Boonefuckass, MO if that makes you feel any better.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Oh, snap. Red card, finally.

 
 

Por fin, Espana ganaron!

 
 

Good, now I can go back to ignoring the bike thing.

 
 

Bwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You’re gonna miss me I bet!

Bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
 

Oil spill/hair dye fun. Wait for it.

Instant Oil Spill.

 
 

Bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Patriots!!111!!!

Bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Just you wait.

 
 

“liberal boys don’t know how to please women like conservatives do.”

Yeah but liberal boys don’t generally have to shave their backs either. Well, I don’t know, I guess it gives you something to hang onto I suppose or… muffle the screams. So there’s that.

 
 

Why would we shave our backs when we can just braid?

 
 

Two fifteen-minute halves. You don’t have to watch it, you know.

And you don’t have to give a fuck if anyone found the final boring, you know. Which it was compared to most all the games after the first round. Which isn’t a criticism of soccer, btw. The Super Bowl has frequently been a total letdown too. Even for hardcore football fans.

 
 

The Super Bowl has frequently been a total letdown too.

Ooooh, good point.

And w/ Association Football, it’s not a team that’s played a season together.

Enough until 2014.

 
 

“Why would we shave our backs when we can just braid?”

I hear DK’s mom likes to braid back hairs. It gives her something to do while she’s waiting.

 
 

Hello heteros, haters and wannabes! I AM GAY OUT AND PROUD. I am better than you. You always stick up for me, thinking I am defensesless against conservative family falues types, but I have contempt for them and pity for you. As a Homosexual, I am way better than you, and on some level you know It. I get better jobs, live more fabulously, get more sex, look better and even if I get AIDS I die an angel, and you? Pitiful mortal, you are nothing. I am fabulous, and the gays always have been, always will be. Home Superior in My Interior.

 
 

The Super Bowl has frequently been a total letdown too.

This year’s Super Bowl was pretty decent. Granted, I was half-a-block off Bourbon St., so my perception’s probably a bit warped.

 
 

Goddamnit, is everyone blind and/or stupid? You can clearly see that Maddow’s under layer of hair is darker brown. Her hair is bleached by the sun. White people produce more melanin as they get older and their hair gets darker, so it is probably naturally brown now–and it’s clear from her pasty face that she’s inside all the time anyway.

My DAD had long, bright blond hair when I was born… it is now a very dark brown. Geez louise.

 
 

Ooo, look, da Cool Coach finally comes out! I knew there was a reason that man was pushing 50 in Alachua County and no beer belly!

 
 

Hey, CUM, I think you mean “homo superior” (VComicsR) but seriously, I don’t want to hear about your white-trash-came-into-money home interiors… like, keep that Gainesville Sun news floozy-real estate agent-general contractor-bull gator-Bernie Machen-corrupt city commissioner small-putz-blowing daisy chain behind closed doors where it belongs… yeah, I said it: FUCK the Homes&Garden section. Even the homeless don’t want that shit. It doesn’t roll a good dooby and it smells like horse piss.

 
 

CUM… I’m talking to you, doucheface. What are ya, scared? I’ll meet you anywhere in Gainesville… no, I’m not suggesting a fight, no need to wet yourself. I could get fired, and then I might have to look for a real job. Seriously, though, let’s have a discussion. No need to shit and run on these comment threads. I might even be able to recommend a good psychiatrist for ya.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Thread go tits up. Bad thread, bad!

 
 

You admit it. I am better than YOU because I am GAY. You are nothing.

 
 

We teach your children. Every decade we recruit more and more gays for our Better World where everyone is gay. The heteros are weak, they cannot withstand our force of power, like the Persians could not withstand the 300.

 
 

Not only do we shove Gayness Down Your Throat, alos socialism andthe idea of the state replacing the family to break down every last vestial of regressive hate in our cosiety. We will break you, straights! And some of you, the liberals, will be the biggest chumps because you gave us cover to usher in the New Order of Homosexual Power. Your culture is now ours.

 
 

We will break you, straights!

Awesome, I need a new toaster.

 
 

Super Queer said,

July 12, 2010 at 2:39 (kill)

Worst new shtick since E$.

Bring back Iris.

 
 

Will there be Super-Duper Gay Shariah Law when you fellers take everything over?

Children: Bred in tubes, from donations, or don’t bother, humans a cancer on the planet, last generation?

 
 

like the Persians could not withstand the 300
Go read some Herodotus. The Persians killed the shit out of the 300.

 
 

bad end italics tag! Bad!

 
 

wtf?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

The tag that would not die.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

It’s a blog under siege!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

. Stand alone close-I tag precedes…

Are we saved?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

WE ARE DOOOOOOOMED!

 
 

Noel Sheppard is Super Queer just jealous that he lacks what Maddow has: smokin’ good looks, style to spare, serious journalistic street-cred … & a visible neck.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Pupienus Maximus said,
July 11, 2010 at 17:59

[snip]

wonder if Noel uses Shinola to dye his hair. Or shit.

He dyes his shit? Not surprised at all.

He uses Billy Rubin.

 
 

ZOMG! Suddenly all the comments here are LEANING TO THE RIGHT!

*7/11/2010: NEVAR FORG3T*

 
 

I blame 77south. And Obama.

 
 

I blame Reagan!

 
guitarist manqué
 

Could it really be the tag THAT WILL NOT CLOSE?

 
 

Worst new shtick since E$.

All. One. Guy.

 
guitarist manqué
 

All. One. Guy.

Full. Of. Win.

 
 

I blame 77south. And Obama.

OMG, it’s so obvious in retrospect but I just realized, tigris.

 
 

noen said,
“liberal boys don’t know how to please women…”

Especially when it means doing your own mom, or “hot” conservative ‘women’ like Andy Coulter, Sarah Palin, Pammycakes, and Jonah Goldberg. In cases like these, the Penis pushes back, kind of like a cat with a sock on it’s head.

 
 

FYFWP. Also, tag fail. And fu&$@!ing iphone

 
 

That is a good Mentors performance.

 
 

Damn it, I was too fast at hitting submit. Here I am on topic. I don’t understand the right wingers calling Maddow a bull-dyke at all. She’s not particularly butch — tomboyish, maybe.

 
 

Every day, you guys lighten my load.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Pshaw Djur – what do you know from butch? :-{}

 
 

Is it really stuck in italics?

 
 

Hey! I’m talking with an accent!

Bonjour! Taco!

 
 

… Bonjour!

… where was I? Oh yeah, Puttin’ on the Ritz…

 
 

Noel’s O face gives me sadz. Me no like.

 
 

We will break you, straights!

Break away. I’ve always wanted to be hotter and able to decorate.

 
 

WTF? How italics happen with no tags? Did wp died?

 
 

You guys all see that too, right? I’m drunk.

 
 

Wow, this thread is DEAD.

I like bacon.

 
 

so with the italics tagging?

 
sausage and cheese
 

Puttin’ on the Ritz

Ahem

 
 

I just have to comment to see if it will be bold now too.

 
 

This always works on Slacktivist. Of course, this is Typepad Territory, so all bets are off.

BTW, Rachel Maddow is beautiful. It’s a scientific fact.

 
 

WordPress got offended because I called it Typepad by mistake. Ha!

 
 

How could it get any worse?

 
 

Did this work?

 
 

Evidently not. I got nothing.

 
 

“to break down every last vestial of regressive hate in our cosiety”

Cosiety = ‘A group of cos-players’?
Tea-cosy collectors?
Inquiring minds want to know.

 
 

I feel so …stylized.

 
 

Super Queer said,

July 12, 2010 at 2:36

You admit it. I am better than YOU because I am GAY. You are nothing.

Ah, no, asshole, I am gay. YOU are a lame parody troll.

Srsly, where’s it gonna be? Turlington Plaza by the preacher? Bo Diddley Plaza within smelling range of the hobos? Oaks Mall Bus Stop? MLK Eastside pool?

 
 

FYMFWP!!

This is obviously some sort of stylesheet problem and I’m too lazy today to try to retrieve the css file and figure out what to do.

 
 

Cosplay Tea Parties: Its the new hip political movement that’s sweeping the nation. Haven’t you always wanted to tea bag Ann Coulter while wearing a tri-corner hat and Lipton earings?

 
 

I feel a bit italicated and I lean to much to the right. Maybe I have had too much to drink.

 
 

This is scary. It looks okay in preview, but what will happen when I click Submit?

It must be bunnies. (I has a theory.)

 
 

Just tilt your monitors counterclockwise a few degrees.

 
Perfesser Glenn Beck
 

I notice that this blog is typed in italics. Italics almost sounds like Italians. Ergo, you are all fascists.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

 
 

> the only surfers on the beach at San Francisco are insane people in double wetsuits…

… thumping bibles and ramming dildoes up their holes.

> Enough until 2014

Nah, rugby World Cup’s next year. And it’s the better game.

 
 

Mom! 77south broke teh intarbutts again!

 
 

It’s like, everything I say has special meaning, man.

 
 

If every comment is somebody
Then no one is anybody…

 
 

Also, does Noel Sheppard extend his shoulders out to unnatural width with the help of coat-hangers concealed within his jacket, or does he just have a very small head?

 
Haystack Calhoun
 

Patience, people. It may be weeks before we entirely de-italicize the place.

Get me the stylesheets. NOW!

 
 

Do these italics make my ass look fat?

 
 

Do these italics make my ass look fat?

It looks faaaaaabulous!

 
 

I read about a third of that comment thread before I got the urge to punch the entire world in the face.

 
 

Test

test

 
 

That didn’t work.

 
 

OT. Have just watched Louis Theroux’s documentary about the Westboro Church
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Hated_Family_in_America
Now I have a sad.

 
 

If you set up your web browser to use Comic Sans as the default font, the problem goes away. Of course, it goes away because you will be inspired to remove your eyes with a rusty spoon but, still, problem solved.

 
 

> Now I have a sad.

I believe, sir, that you mean to say you haz a sad.

 
 

“Also, does Noel Sheppard extend his shoulders out to unnatural width with the help of coat-hangers concealed within his jacket, or does he just have a very small head?”

That photo makes him look like one of those old west photos of a dead outlaw that they would prop up and put on display like a trophy. All he needs is a hole in his head.

 
 

> All he needs is a hole in his head.

Oh, I’m sure there’s one there somewhere. Otherwise, how could he participate in the wingnut centipede?

 
 

“the wingnut centipede”

That reminds me, I need to pick up some more brain bleach.

 
 

I need to pick up some more brain bleach.

It’s greener to simply wash your brain in warm water, hang it to dry, and let the sun bleach it.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

And you don’t have to give a fuck if anyone found the final boring, you know.

And pass up an opportunity to complain and feel superior? NEVAR.

Lemon juice has great bleaching properties, too.

 
 

> Lemon juice has great bleaching properties, too.

Just ask High-School Maddow.

 
 
 
 
 
 

It’s greener to simply wash your brain in warm water, hang it to dry, and let the sun bleach it.

Wouldn’t that tan brains?

 
 

>Do these italics make my ass look fat?

No, but your ass makes your ass look fat.

 
 

> Wouldn’t that tan brains?

Only for wingnuts, because normal people don’t have melanin on the brain.

 
 

>Only for wingnuts, because normal people don’t have melanin on the brain.

Well, it’s just that I know brains are used for tanning leather. I learned that in “Silence Of The Lambs”

 
 

We can haz new unmarginalized thread, plz?

 
teh Universal Schlong
 

That’s right Joel, her hair is too short. Good Call!

Longer white picket fence in Heaven for you!!

Okay, Joel back on your knees! That heavenly 2 car garage is going to take a lot of “praying”!

 
 

“Noel’s O face gives me sadz. Me no like.”

God damn, I will never get that out of my head. Bastard.

“How could it get any worse?”

I considered testing the strike tag, but decided against it. You’re welcome.

 
Backwater-bass-ackwards-frozen -America's-third-world Pundit
 

Did everyone see Hollis the Clown on the Rachel Maddow show?

At one time before being picked as John McCain’s runnig mate, Palin was jut a small town mayor become Governor. When the news came that she was nominted for VP the Alaska Dems. scrambled to cook something up, as is their nature.

Palin’s brother in law who she tried to fire was a bona-fide thug and probably not the type who should be behind a badge. In other words, just a good ‘ol boy Wasillabilly until a falling out with ‘the family.’

Hollis Fench, co-designer of the Troopergate, appeared on Maddow saying “What good would it be to fire (terminate emloyment) of the [loose cannon] dangerous trooer?”

IMHO this gave him status of a bona-fide idiot , and the Troopergate investigation gave him renewed credibility as a leadership role model with the Local Democratic pary officials, who are themselves nothing more than Union hacks, henchmen, extortionists, and cackling old bat-sh8 crazy ladies, unelectable idealogues who dream up Blago-type schemes to get sycophanted in to office by attrition and apointment. (Rumour has it as a kid they even tied a pork chop aound her neck so the dogs would play with her.)

Of course the status quo of the idiot AK Dems. also put Hollis the Clown up to be long shot in the running to be Alaska’s next parisan whack-job governor only this one from the staboard side.

Maddow’s comment was that Hollis seemed to have sharp reasoning on his statement “What good does it do to fire a DangerousTrooper?” [a he might go postal] made Madow look as much a dingbat as Palin herself.

It does make me feel sorry for Alaskans that they suffer from so many buffoons, and cannot rise above their idiot sycophants in both parties. Bless their hearts.

 
 

AAArrrgghh!!

Is this a can’t / cant situation?

 
Cardinal Richelieu
 

Eh, oui oui. I have an accent. I sure deed that theeng.

 
 

I feel sophisticated.

 
 

Trying to close italics with this post even though I’m sure everyone else has tried, because I’m a co-dependent poster.

 
 

Tan brains are kind of tough.

 
 

Did someone say co-dependent poster?

 
 

Oh yes this is totally rad but can it

get radder?

 
 

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