It could be that O’Keefe ‘minstreled’ the table, and if so, consider this another apology for getting all of this so very, very wrong.

I am truly sorry.

There ya go. And let that be a lesson to you, ya whippersnapper.

He would probably insist that you abase yourself prostate (sic) before him, if ya know what I mean…

If you make me dig it up I’ll probably do a new post about how dishonest you are.

Clock ticking on Sadly, No! getting front-paged on Patterico! Woot!

He “boyed” the table.

He crackered the table.

Jesus Christ, I admire the hell out of a man that knows how to grovel. And when to grovel. Any two-bit peckerwood with a hand full of gimme and a mouth full of much obliged can announce he’s sorry to his enemies and hang his head and all that commie faggot bullshit. But it takes a real extra-special kind of a man, a bock beer of a man, a man made of charcoal briquettes, razor blades, and rhinoceros cum to stand up and say, “I am truly sorry” to some cockwrangler that wants to see him dead. I applaud you, sir, in fact I bow my head like a pussy-ass hammerlapping schoolgirl pansy and I cry in my biggest, full-throated stage voice, “I adore you! J’adore! Get on my tip, you powerful paragon of pulchritude! That said, no motherfucker can entice me out of this boat. There’s two inches of freeboard and a swamp shimmying with fucken piranha and I don’t give a damn if the mangoes weigh thirty pounds and spurt liquid Jesus juice when you bite into ’em, I’m not having any. This airport bag of trail mix will tide me over until we get back to the village.

I meant to close quotes on “pulchritude,” but I was overcome with emotion.

He crackered the table.

Well played!

This Patterico guy seems to be Eric Boehlert’s chew toy.

If ACORN is so evil, why won’t they release the “long form” videotapes?

I meant to close quotes on “pulchritude,” but I was overcome with emotion.

Clearly.

James O’Keefe violated me.

No, no, no, no, no. According to the New York Times, it’s up to O’Keefe to deny he crammed a table.

And hey, what happened to your blog roll?

And now a connect-the-dots post:

James O’Keefe          table

         knothole
splinters      PENIS

Now that you understand that a manly man manned the White Supremicist table you might consider getting a little whiter yourself.

WW III – your html is strong.

I am very concerned about the misrepresentation of James O’Keefie. I see, time and agin, people erroneously reporting that he “dressed like a pimp.” He did no such thing. He dressed as a ridiculous racists’s idea of a 1970’s era notionm of hat a pimp might be. I demand a correction!

And typing lessons – I demand typing lessons. Also.

Also FYWP.

And typing lessons – I demand typing lessons. Also.

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OT, but awesome — Jeff Goldstein is all into submission wrestling now … and surprise, surprise! finds himself embroiled in a crazy blog war between wrestling gurus who fight about which one invented various moves, like the rear-naked ass bar and shit:

http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=16798

He bussed the tables but only the front section and not to certain school districts in that part of town if you catch my drift and I think you do. Also States Rights Forever!

Uptight bunch over there, aren’t they D?

Jeff:

[Jake] Shannon doesn’t get to tell people what I’ve succeeded at.

Encroachment on Sadly, No!’s turf obviously.

Patterico. What a twit.

Any other felons we need to go to bat for?

Ahahahahaha. Nice.

Jody – no kidding. Now Patterico wants retractions from me for comments on that post. He’s like Olive Oyl’s father in the underrated* live action Popeye film, just repeating ‘I demand an apology’ to any one dumb enough to cross his path. It’s alt.politics.libertarian on Usenet circa 1995, with kill files at dawn.

*Yes, I said it. This is happening, motherfuckers.

The Frank Gaffney logowatch over at TPM is hilarious.

Can you all post about it and see if it brings Alec “theory of crescents” Rawls back from whatever institution he’s in?

What a funny fucker that Pateterico is, and so uptight about everything. Why does he feel the need to defend breidbart and o’keefe, a couple of pretty odious characters?

Some pretty odd characters over in the comment pages too, that ‘Dustin’ weirdo sounds like he needs a good slapping so that his comprehension of his english improves.

But the bottom line is, why don’t they release the unedited tapes?

Model Troll Post Worksheet, Feb 2010

We have already taken over congress forever in the 2010 elections eat my dust moran lieberals. Former President Obambi Hussein will be soon be impeached because shut up. It’s very arrogent of you lieberuls to shove this health care legislation down our quivering throats like a giant throbbing ethnic phallus argg pffth urppp garrrh where was I? Oh yeah, global warming is a lay because snowstorms and decimal points are Soshialist. Give up and apologize now, the future has already happened are way All Praise President Babe Genious For Life Sarah Palan!!!

(please note that ‘Lower Taxes’ and ‘Stop Political Correctness’ are being rested this year)

Spengler Dampetc,

I stand in awe. Charcoal briquettes, razor blades and rhinoceros cum are my favorite things.

global warming is a lay

I knew there had to be an upside.

James O’Keefe didn’t man the table

“What I told Weigel and what I told him to quote me as saying, is that O’Keefe was involved the same way you would be involved if you went to a party and you put out the cups and stocked the cooler,” Isis told me. “He was helping Marcus Epstein in the execution of the event so I don’t see what the issue is. It was obvious that he was there supporting the event and was involved in its execution.”

He just ensured that it was set up correctly as well as every other table at the joint.

GREENSLADE: Mr Eccles, Mr Eccles we are not for one moment doubting your sincerity. It’s just your intelligence that’s in question.

ECCLES: Well, I accept your apology.

James O’Keefe table
knothole
splinters PENIS

WOODCUTS

Hey can one of the kindly editors do some of that fancy blockquote shit on my post.

It would make it look a whole lot better.

Kinda like what SC’s b has going on.

Adam +3

Alternatively,

Ray Ellington and His Quartet: [Musical interlude: ‘Sometimes I’m Happy’]
Bluebottle: Thank you, I accept your apology.

According to the New York Times, it’s up to O’Keefe to deny he crammed a table.

So, O’Queef is this guy?

You say Liars, I say Morons!
Let’s call the whole lot of ’em, ‘tards!

Smut,

In case you haven’t run across this yet.

Also, too.

Sourced from the romance novel ‘Why is loving him so hard’

What a funny fucker that Pateterico is, and so uptight about everything. Why does he feel the need to defend breidbart and o’keefe, a couple of pretty odious characters?

James O’Keefe took a huge steaming dump and Patterico got sexually aroused.

James O’Keefe spotted outside the table area.

What James does in the privacy of his own um booth with various wooden objects is frankly none of your business. I heard that James likes to dry-hump occasional tables. So what? Let’s not speculate about his love of WOOD. It would be irresponsible.

SHut up, liberals, youve been schooled by real americans now!

I heard that James likes to dry-hump occasional tables.

Untrue. He uses Lemon Pledge as a lubricant.

From bigurinalism via Neiwert:

James O’Keefe attended a forum years ago that dealt with race and politics. The forum was located at a Georgetown University building (that’s right, a 21-year-old man attended an event on a college campus). The forum had as one of its three speakers a controversial figure, Jared Taylor, with a track record of making racist statements. He was being debated by two other people including Mr. Martin (taking issue with the racist figure). Mr. Taylor has also appeared with Phil Donohue, Queen Latifa and Paula Zahn on their TV shows to debate race. Are the audience members of the Donohue show racist for sitting and watching that debate?

Jesse Owens was not a Nazi, libs! QEFD!

Good morning ‘naughts. Couldn’t sleep, wrote some jokes.
This joke was originally intended for Glenn Beck but, 6 of 1 and so on.

James O’Keefe is so stupid he thinks Poe’s Law makes it illegal to knock on someones chamber door.

James O’Keefe refuses to go to a cock fight only because of “Obsessive Penis Envy Syndrome.”

more to come – veiled penis reference- that’s what she said.

Why does James O’Keefe think A.C.O.R.N. has no rights?
James O’Keefe thinks the Bill of Rights only apply to people named William.

“The central role of emotions is to serve as an intermediate layer in the space of policies available to agents and animals, leading to a large dimensional reduction of complexity.”
– Claudius Gos

But the bottom line is, why don’t they release the unedited tapes?

Because they lied about what is actually on those tapes?
~

…the bottom line is, why don’t they release the unedited tapes?

There might be some incentive to do so, but since the major billion dollar news media doesn’t give a shit and takes these racist, anti-anti-poverty bastards at their word over empirical evidence and skepticism, there is no incentive to do so.

And yet, Weigel in his original post confirmed that all events happened as described.

Meaning O’Keefe wienied a table.

Shorter DA:

“I’m reeeeeeally sorry for whatever it is you think that I did to youthful James O’Keefe. *rolling eyes*

James “Woods” O’Keefe can have his manhood when he pries it out of Paterrico’s cold dead mouth.

Thank you so much for the link D.A. I scrolled my way down to comment #192 and discovered that Troofus has a blog!

Thank you so much for the link D.A. I scrolled my way down to comment #192 and discovered that Troofus has a blog!

Fucking Websense…I would love to troll him the way he trolled us.

For what it is worth which is zero, these are the last three comments at that shite as of now.

Reasons for not releasing full tape = Cowardice and Fear of Truth.
Comment by gocart mozart — 2/25/2010 @ 6:05 am

Now that was a compelling argument. I love how these clowns run around here whacking people with that red herring, acting as though editing makes something nefarious. Would that same standard be applied anywhere else?
Comment by JD — 2/25/2010 @ 6:13 am

Release the long form tape!! Buggadda buggadda!
[Oily Taint impression at no extra charge]

You are the people claiming some evil conspiracy and yet refuse to release all of the evidence. I have nothing to hide. If Oily Taint had “proof” that Obama was a Kenyan born Islamic devil would she hide it from you? I mean if the price was right.
Comment by gocart mozart — 2/25/2010 @ 6:30 am

Would that same standard be applied anywhere else?

You mean like checking the kerning on documents that detail the fact that Bush skipped TANG duty?

Charcoal briquettes, razor blades and rhinoceros cum are my favorite things.

Brown paper-wrapped magazines, tied up with string…

Oh come on, gocart!

JUST BECAUSE O’Keefe lied about wearing the pimp costume into ACORN offices, and got himself arrested for “willfully and maliciously” interfering with a Senator’s phone system, is NO REASON to not believe everything he and serial liar Andy Breitbart say about the tapes they refuse to release.
~

Brown paper-wrapped magazines, tied up with string…

Hustler and Penthouse and Shave Magazine…

Glenn Beck is so petty that to this day he won’t be caught dead using a P.C. all because one time at Clown College, just one time mind you, a lady clown called him a microsoft.

Brown paper-wrapped magazines, tied up with string…

When the Kaus bites, then the goat stings, and we’re feeling Sad(ly, No!)
Patterico simply demands apologies for perceived slights in defense of a felon and his cohorts for engaging in what could at best be described as breathtakingly dishonest hackery (but is much more likely an example of hate-fueled fraud) – and then I don’t feel so bad.

Doesn’t seem to scan quite right.

I would have used that joke for Jimmy O’Keefe but the clown reference just seemed to obvious.

I want to beat the racism out of O’Keefe so bad, he gives up Oreos.

My favorite thing about those comments is how the hardcore faithful have gone from calling ACORN corrupt and partisan to actually talking about their complicity in, depending on how ridiculous they want to sound, “sexual slavery” or “child sexual abuse”. As if that is really a thing that happened. As if Doug Giles’ kid is actually in a rape cave somewhere waiting to be penetrated by any ghetto tripe with two bills to rub together, instead of just being a story some numbnuts made up to embarrass a political opponent.

I mean, if I dressed up like a sheik and solicited some Democratic organization on behalf of Bluhbloochistan to buy atomic missiles to use against the Swiss, and some aide gave me five bucks just to go away and leave them alone, would these guys actually accuse anyone who found the whole thing slightly ridiculous of minimizing the horrible death by nuclear firestorm of millions of innocents in Zurich? Are they really that dumb? Do I really want to know?

“JUST BECAUSE O’Keefe lied about wearing the pimp costume into ACORN offices, and got himself arrested for “willfully and maliciously” interfering with a Senator’s phone system, is NO REASON to not believe everything he and serial liar Andy Breitbart say about the tapes they refuse to release.”

I beleive this is true:
James O’Keefe is so stupid he thinks Poe’s Law makes it illegal to knock on someones chamber door.

And this,
James O’Keefe refuses to go to a cock fight only because of “Obsessive Penis Envy Syndrome.”

So there is that.

Are they really that dumb?

Yes.

SASQ

Anyone liveblogging this summit thing? HCR’s got me so down I can’t bear to look.

Anyone liveblogging this summit thing?

You mean Healthapalosers?

Chris Cillizza is.

Chris Cillizza is.

Mad Bitch!

Holy crap … Troofie’s site is called **coughsnort** “Truth Before Dishonor”?!?!

That’s like O’Keefe having a site called “Picture of My Massive PENIS” …

which would be accurate if it was just pictures of Not-so-Brietbart. Or if he calls it “Pictures of Massive Prison PENISES* That Violate Me Every Day.”

(*Penii?)

Penii?

*snapping fingers*

That’s it! Pasta for lunch!

Wow. Patterico has gotten even douche-ier than he was the last time I saw him over here, talking about suing people.

nvmd. Talking Pants Marshall has his staff of diligent reporters diligently reporting. I can get one or two sentence capsule recaps of the past ten minutes. It’s like Twitter, but with only one account tweeting.

Dishonesty hackery from D. Aristophanes? What next, dogs barking?

Dishonesty hackery from D. Aristophanes? What next, dogs barking?

Unpossibly writingy from an idiot? Whatto nextto, frogs farting?

Hey look, they’re coming over for a visit!

Dear Subotai,

Some might take offense at being called a pedophile for no reason whatsoever. Especially when it’s blatantly disproven by the fact that I am, at this very moment, doing your mom. In fact some might even consider that “trolling” – much the same way your mother trolls the streets.

Anyways your mother wants you to pick up some whipping cream on the way home, we’ve used an awful lot of it on… well stuff.

Thanks,
Dragon-King Wangchuck.

Holy crap … Troofie’s site is called **coughsnort** “Truth Before Dishonor”?!?!

Yeah, shouldn’t there be a “kneeling” in there after “Truth?”

Or “but with both you get eggroll” or something?

Okay … trolling a COMEDY BLOG as if that blog is the center for ethics in online journalism is pretty fucking funny.

I mean, really. Besides the fact Pattycakerwhateverhisnameis has yet to actually, ya know, prove in any way, shape, or form that DA has posted anything factually inaccurate. That’s also funny, but not as funny as the massive trollvasion we’re about to see.

::crack knuckles::

Bring it on, bitchez. Hope ya brought some aloe, ’cause you gonna get roasted.

Especially when it’s blatantly disproven by the fact that I am, at this very moment, doing your mom.

Hey, so am I! Can’t see you from way over here though.

I can attest to the fact that James O’Keefe was never involved in the manning of a table at our bund rally. He was assigned the far more important task of being Chief Fluffer at the complimentary glory hole located in the Ernst Rohm Memorial Mens Room.

acting as though editing being a bigot makes something nefarious me a racist.

Fixorzt

Can’t see you from way over here though.

You need to look up at the mirror I positioned in geosynchronous orbit.

complimentary glory hole

“Hey, Bubba…the hole…why is it wet?”

Subotai said

A submissive who is into hentai?

Ewwwwwwwww! What kind of blog does Patteringfeetrico run?!?!?!?

Maybe we ought to have him flagged for child abuse.

Blast from the past (less than a month ago). I didn’t mention it at the time since I was late getting to that post, but that video made me laugh so hard a had to stop doing Subotai’s mom for a minute.

They’re BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

I’m glad they’ve run with my nym from 2004: “DeKlahr Klaus Warfair”.

Has O’Keefe denied manning the table? Are they really hinging their defence of the guy on a “you can’t prove he’s racist” courtroom style defence?

Uhm, guys, the 5th amendment means O’Keefe doesn’t have to testify against himself, but out here in reality we can all do the sums and come to probabilistic conclusions.

Once again, for conservatives if you are not caught leading a Klan rally in white sheets with a burning black man hung behind you, you must be given the benefit of the doubt regarding racism. O’Keefe might have just been resting his feet at an empty chair in front of a table full of racist literature! He was tricked! He came to cheer for the black guy debating the known white nationalist! Chewbacca!

Thank you so much for the link D.A. I scrolled my way down to comment #192 and discovered that Troofus has a blog!

Wow, who knew!

And in the Department Of Who Knew 2, who knew that a raging nutjob like troofie would be divorced and have a young pregnant daughter? Those powerful ‘pig Family Values strike again.

Lipstick, you can’t prove that Truth impregnated his own daughter. Let me repeat that, just to be clear: WE DON’T KNOW FOR A FACT THAT TRUTH COMMITTED INCEST WITH HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND THAT SHE’S NOW CARRYING HIS TWO-HEADED LOVE CHILD.

How weird is Goldstein? Not nearly so weird that the wrestling fight he “chronicles” on his political blog received 83 comments from 50 year old engineers and humanities drop-outs. How far up someone’s ass does the head go before you start agreeing with a douche about “catch wrestling,” because of your mancrush? As frightening as Goldstein is, his followeres are way dumber and way crazier.

Which brings me o patterico. As a frequent visitor, I can’t figure out why he has hitched his train to Breitbart…just weird.

If I remember from Breitbart’s twitter the evidence was that O’Keefe didn’t organize the event, and Marcus Epstein denies it was a ‘racist confab’ which of course would be according to Marcus Epstein’s definition of racist.

Lipstick, you can’t prove that Truth impregnated his own daughter.

Rusty’s right on this. YCPLOAR should publicly apologizing for making this claim, I mean we all know that Troofus can’t get it up without his Tom of Finland pictures where he’s pasted cutouts of Rush Limbaugh’s face over all the heads. Sure that book was found in Troofus’ daughter’s room – but that doesn’t necessarily mean that he HAD SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER WHILE FANTASIZING ABOUT RUSH LIMBAUGH.

Are Troofie and Sarah Palin the next item? They seem compatible.

Now that Meg Stapledon is covered in tire tracks, putting a leash on Troofie and parading him around, letting him bark annoyngly and wet on bystanders would certainly be Palin’s style. Plus I hear she pays well.

annoyngly aniggly anoogie anugget…ah! annoyingly!

Lipstick, you can’t prove that Truth impregnated his own daughter. Let me repeat that, just to be clear: WE DON’T KNOW FOR A FACT THAT TRUTH COMMITTED INCEST WITH HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND THAT SHE’S NOW CARRYING HIS TWO-HEADED LOVE CHILD.

The spawn might end up being Triggy.

tim, are you perhaps timb of Comment # 217 from Patterico’s post fame? If so then I’d like to point out that your question

Who the hell references Footloose for god’s sake?

is a trigger for me.

Once again, for conservatives if you are not caught leading a Klan rally in white sheets with a burning black man hung behind you, you must be given the benefit of the doubt regarding racism.

…but if you make a joke on a highly edited and dubious tape, YOU’RE AIDING A WELFARE QUEEN!

Are Troofie and Sarah Palin the next item? They seem compatible.

She’d be getting Triggy widdit.

Are Troofie and Sarah Palin the next item? They seem compatible.

As long as Failin’ ties on an OxyRush mask so Troofie can get a Stiffie to make a Triggy.

Hey, DA?

Isn’t it interesting how….vigorously…Paterrico has defended O’Keefe, even after your stunningly graceful and magnanimous apology?

It’s almost…I don’t know…like a lover who’s woman has been wronged. It’s almost like he anticipates dueling you to the death over her honor.

It’s just a really weird attitude for Paterrico to take, don’t you think? I mean, I’m no homophobe, I want to say that at the top here, but it almost seems like a “chicken hawk/chick” relationship, like he’s taken him into his pants under his wing.

I can understand why. You know, O’Keefe being so young and vulnerable, and now being called on his irresponsible behavior in committing a crime and possibly facing serious jail time in a penitentiary where he’ll be forced to shower NAKED with inmates and convicts, some of whom are bored and have nothing better to do but to fuck with fresh meat.

I said “fuck with….

I can understand why a nearly-total stranger might want to rescue a poor helpless lad, barely legal out of short pants, still wet behind his rectum ears from suffering all manner of degradations and discomfort in prison.

So he’d feel obliged to stick it in up for him when he’s being attacked by the “enemy.”

So he’d feel obliged to stick it in up for him when he’s being attacked by the “enemy.”

Fixed for clarity.

Fucking tags…

Fucking tags…

Apparently you’re “it.”

Fucking tags…
Apparently you’re “it.”

But O’Keefe was the one who dropped the soap!

Bottoms, penis, pundits, and Goon Shows. Sadly is paradise, Internert style.

But O’Keefe was the one who dropped the soap!

That’s a different game: “Fucking Tag.”

Now Patterico wants retractions from me for comments on that post. He’s like Olive Oyl’s father in the underrated* live action Popeye film, just repeating ‘I demand an apology’ to any one dumb enough to cross his path. It’s alt.politics.libertarian on Usenet circa 1995, with kill files at dawn.

You, sah, I say, you sah, have bismuched mah charactah! I demand satisfacshun! I challenge you to a duel!

Dragon King,

I am the same and I apologize for “triggering” you. I generally don’t go back and read the comments for awhile, if it all. Mostly, because I understand a troop of gibbons will throw their shit at someone they don’t’ like, it doesn’t mean I need to see it in real-time and it’s not exactly a good rebuttal. However, once they find another thread to hoot and screech at, I feel it’s safe to go back, pick through the detritus, and try to understand the “mind” of the average commentator.

Which is why this Patterico/Breitbart/O’Keefe thing is so hard for me to understand. I think after reading accounts of Giles’s and O’Keefe’s motivations and hearing from conservative for years how much they hate ACORN (and understanding it’s because cons oppose low income voters), I understood “the why” of what they did and why the right wing goon media picked it up.

Breitbart clearly plans to profit of the franchise he purchased, which is why he plays semantic games about O’Keefe’s arrest and defends him (and Andy’s a pretty angry and silly man. Who BRAGS about how watching Clarence Thomas lying to Congress caused you to side with the porn watching guy’s politics?).

But, what’s in it for Patterico? He and I disagree on politics and law, but I think there’s a common ground we could find (which considering some of the other dolts out there is saying something), he hates Goldstein (which is a genius move), and he was willing to ask questions of Stacy McCain that no other right wing blogger would. Now, he turns on a dime and becomes emotionally in defending Breitbart and O’Keefe. I’d say his rhetoric was over the top on the subject, which is odd for him, except that it’s so over the top, it’s reached the bottom on the other side.*

Just baffling

*I’ll let Actor 212 take that where he will, but note I’m a bit uncomfortable with any line of argument that calls hetero guys “gay” and means it as a super-funny pejorative. Let’s just say that would be a welcome argument on a Patterico thread too and, given how many funny things I’ve read from Actor, is a bit below him.

But, what’s in it for Patterico?

Partisan gamesmanship? Patterico seems to me to be vested in “winning” even if he has to invent a contest and compete against imaginary opponents.

Or perhaps, judging solely by the post – he wants into Hannah Giles’ pants. Note that with the post in question, he makes minimal efforts to defend O’Keefe and Breitblart. Instead, he focuses on the fact that poor little Hannah didn’t do nothing wrong.

P.S. No problem with the triggering – I don’t have much problem with being triggered, as Whale Chowder’s mom can attest.

Summit Update:
They’ve gone for lunch.

Some background on the Barry versus Lamer Assholexander disagreement. Also, Lamer’s obvious disapproval of HCR is a good sign for the Senate bill as this may pave the way for his voting for it.

This is the same guy that put on a “politically-correct bake-sale” at his campus, with higher prices for whites than blacks … during Black History month.

He needs something, but it’s not an apology.

the bottom line is, why don’t they release the unedited tapes?

Perhaps because in their full unedited form, the “tapes” of his all-too successful scam (actually video files) would show one ACORN office after another telling him & his “girlfriend” to GTFO for asking advice on how to commit illegal acts … or perhaps because the long-form vault-copy video has long since been deleted (h/t Ollie North) in order to avoid just such a discombobulating outcome.

When they say the “unedited audio” is avialable, that audio is for ONE event that took place after 30 or so episodes of “Giles & O’Keefe’s Failathon Drive For Special-Needs Republicans” – which it’s safe to assume they erased. Imagine how much shit a scientist would get in for destroying data from 30+ experiments that didn’t support their whackadoodle theory, then running with the ONE experiment that “proved” it.

O’Keefe is a journalist like I’m an aardwolf.

as Whale Chowder’s mom can attest.

Dude. I know she’s a dirty old whore, but she is 94 after all. I hope she took it easy on you.

I’ll let Actor 212 take that where he will, but note I’m a bit uncomfortable with any line of argument that calls hetero guys “gay” and means it as a super-funny pejorative.

I think I called a gay man gay, timb.

Just cuz HE doesn’t know it, doesn’t make it untrue.

Patterico seems to me to be vested in “winning” even if he has to invent a contest and compete against imaginary opponents.

Imaginary contests are pretty much the only ones he has a shot at winning.

Imagine how much shit a scientist would get in for destroying data from 30+ experiments that didn’t support their whackadoodle theory, then running with the ONE experiment that “proved” it.

Don’t have to. Look what hay was made over a typo in the IPCC report.

PeeJ said,
February 25, 2010 at 7:14
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PJ, you created a beautiful thing. I visualize this in neon, billboard sized.

but she is 94 after all

Thanx, I was going to get her yet another slutty dress but didn’t know her size.

I was going to get her yet another slutty dress but didn’t know her size.

now now, gentlemen, the weirdos over at Paterrico’s blog who lurk our threads…mostly because we’re so manly and they so fey…have already accused us of pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Which of course we have to do, else they’d never understand the jokes, but I disgress.

WC’s mom is NOT a 94 dress size. She squeezes into a 92. I know, because I borrowed DKW’s mom’s dress for her to model.

By the way, DKW, sorry about the velcor decolletage breaking. I didn’t realize her tits were that big.

mostly because we’re so manly

RAWR!

mostly because we’re so manly

RAWR!

Compared to Paterrico’s commenters?????

I mean, that’s setting the bar reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally low, Tig!

Compared to Paterrico’s commenters, Johnny Weir is a hunk.

Compared to Paterrico’s commenters, Clay Aiken is a basso profundo.

Compared to Paterrico’s commenters, the women’s figure skating final is a veritable fountain of testosterone.

They make Shawn White sound substantive. They make Lindsay Vonn…no, wait, Bode Miller…seem stable and professional.

For god’s sake, they make *curling* seem macho and death defying!

I wasn’t disagreeing, I was being all manly.

For god’s sake, they make *curling* seem macho and death defying!

You lay off curling – that there is the sport of kings. Death defying it is – you imagine skidding along on a sheet of ice, shit faced and loaded with the amount of beer you find in a typical Canookian curler, while folks are throwing forty pound rocks at you.

I wasn’t disagreeing, I was being all manly.

Oh.

OK, I see I have my work cut out for me…

you imagine skidding along on a sheet of ice…

We’ve dated?

We’ve dated?

Dunno. LOL all you want at my wingnut level grammar-ality-ness, but I can’t help it if I’m passionate about curling. About long draws in the deciding end – with a pair of sweepers pumping like mad the entire stretch – cries of “HURRY! HURRY HARD!” being yelled until the hard rock finally lands square on the button.

cries of “HURRY! HURRY HARD!”

Well I know where you got that. &c.

but I can’t help it if I’m passionate about curling. About long draws in the deciding end – with a pair of sweepers pumping like mad the entire stretch – cries of “HURRY! HURRY HARD!” being yelled until the hard rock finally lands square on the button.

…and then slips out of the hole with the next draw.

See? Lame. A real sport would have them pile in on top of each other, like multiple penetrations.

Well I know where you got that. &c.

There’s video.

Love it when they scream “hurry hard.” Hate it when they scream “hurry deeper.”

Sorry man, I take my curling straight

No, seriously, I actually like curling…for the first five hours.

But after the second end? I’m over it.

…and then slips out of the hole with the next draw.

Knocked out by someone with the stones to do it, you mean.

There’s video.

What a coincidence! Yer mom screamed like that when I put the rock on her button, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Yer mom screamed like that when I put the rock on her button, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Might have been irritation from all the stubble and scraping.

Nah, I’m pretty sure WC trimmed yer mom’s hedges and filed down her goblin toenails first.

Nah, she said she likes it that way. I belive her exact words were, “The stiffer the brush, the better the brooming!”

I borrowed DKW’s mom’s dress for her to model.
Fixed. Spayed.

“The stiffer the brush, the better the brooming!”

That’s odd, cuz your mom is all about the wet mop slapping her floor back and forth.

Nah, I’m pretty sure WC trimmed yer mom’s hedges and filed down her goblin toenails first.

*whew*

Now, if he gave her a sponge bath, then my weekend is free.

By the way tig, is your mom free?

If so, I’m due a refund.

sponge bath

You’re TRIGGERING me!

Oh wait, I thought you said spooge bath.

By the way tig, is your mom free?

No, she’s washing her hairs.

great rhetorical flip. done right, they’re very effective.

Thanks for looking at my site, kiddies. And repig, good seeing you again. If you were interested in the truth instead of your Jr High dirty jokes, you would have known my “young daughter” is a Sergeant in the US Army and spent 15 months as a prison guard in Iraq and is due to return to Iraq in September of this year. Heck, I even have a linked gif in my upper-left sidebar that you intellectually vacuous folks missed.

And, repig, if you had any memory, you’d already have known I have a site. It was reported back to you folks after I did my article on how you folks are ever so racist.

Feel free to explore my site for the fun of it, but I doubt you’re capable of learning in your juvenile attitudes, nor do I believe many (if any) of you can figure out how to get around my moderation filter. But you’re free to try. I need the practice in adding to my spam filter anyway.

Hey Hitchcock,

We are all well aware that your daughter is in the forces, it’s hard to miss since you shout it at everybody you possibly can. Oh did I forget to mention that Hitchcock’s daughter is in the Army? Please don’t forget that Hitchcock’s daughter is in the Army – which is proof that all liberals are racists.

Anyways, thanks for bringing yourself back to say Hello – something I tried to do at your site. “Lalala here I am, father of a woman in the Army, trolling along, calling everyone racist and juvenile and stoopid, because I have a daughter in the Army! BTW, I have a site, but since I am a huge fucking pansy, I moderate all comments and delete things just because I can, since my daughter is in the Army – I take shots at other sites without providing links – and I have a daughter in the Army.”

Great, Hitchcock. That’s fantastic. Although I am a bit saddened to know that we were totally correct about the fact that you use your daughter to make yourself feel more like a man.

PROTIP: In that lovely “Liberals Are Racists” screed you put up, your bizarre rambling followed by out-of-context quote-mining, your moderated comment thread – despite being 5 comments (plus one spam) long, is delightful. Since you have no problem with silencing anyone you disagree with, you may want to reconsider why you let some of that through the filter.

If you were interested in the truth…

We sure as shit wouldn’t bother with your sorry, drunk, Cheeto-muching ass, you muthafucking lying asshole.

my “young daughter” is a Sergeant in the US Army and spent 15 months as a prison guard in Iraq

So “she” was a rapist specialist?

What’s her name? Lance?

is due to return to Iraq in September of this year

Sloppy seconds?

By the way tig, is your mom free?
No, she’s washing her hairs.

I bought those for her, you know.

Yes, and she loves all three of them dearly, though I think Poicephalus is her favorite.

Man, Hitchcock is a frothing loon at Patterico’s. Unfortunately, he’s almost hard to pick out from the other loons, but his ridiculous nature did make him stand out after a minute.

I stopped responding to people like John, because he can’t be bothered to learn or read any other point than “libruls are bad.”

Poicephalus? What do parrots have to do with this?

Man, Hitchcock is a frothing loon at Patterico’s.

That’s him on his best behaviour, trying to ingratiate himself to like-minded opponents of the EVIL LEFTSIST HORDES (led by the French or fags or both). Despite his characterization of his time spent trolling here as “a few hours last night”, we’vehad plenty of experience with Troofus. He’s actually a bit of a legend round these parts now, for his unmitigated deranged racism and homophobia.

Let’s not forget that Patterico is actually not an honest broker in these political debates.

His practice is to ban those who prove that he has misstated facts.

His practice is to ban those who prove that he has misstated facts.

Well, as a person who started reading the right wing blogosphere at Goldstein’s place and knows about irrational banning, I just don’t find that true. Patterico and I disagree on almost everything, but he’s not insane. He’s intensely political, but he’s never banned me and I’ve been commenting there for two years of pretty respectful disagreement.

Although, I have to add, his emotions are so high on this Breitbart thing (again, I can’t figure out why), he has made noises in the banning direction.

Someday, maybe we can talk about how objectively crazy that site is because one of their admins was a prison guard at Gitmo and to them that makes him a SUPER, DUPER HERO, because, unlike most soldiers, he had to “fight” the terrorists AND the liberals!

I mean, relatively, Patterico is way more sane than Ace of Spades or McCain or Blackfive or Goldstein’s house of wrestling, but objectively….well, it’s out there and just demonstrates how weird conservatives are in 2010. I thought the militia’s and the David Koresh love and Ruby Ridge was certifiable, but contemporary cons make those guys look reasonable.

timb,

I actually was banned by Patterico after showing that he falsely claimed – repeatedly – that Kerry never released his medical records. He accused me of lying about him and, when challenged, couldn’t name the lie. He also accused me of sock puppetry (one of his favorite accusations) and then had to retreat from that when the evidence showed he was wrong.

His behavior was very strange in that he had set his blog to filter my comments for moderation to delay the postings. Stranger yet, he went to my old blog and spent hours trying to find an example where I banned somebody to try and claim so false equivalency.

In fact, the only thing I was guilty of was calling him out on some weak and some false arguments. This was a couple of years ago, so maybe he’s changed his colors for you. But I wasn’t the only liberal he banned under some changing code that he never applied to his rightwing commenters.

Maybe I just kiss his ass….that’s possible

Maybe I just kiss his ass….that’s possible

I stand by my claim that’s he closeted.