BigBirdgate Heats Up!
Posted on November 5th, 2005 by Brad
The New York Times has the scoop:
Kenneth Y. Tomlinson, the head of the federal agency that oversees most government broadcasts to foreign countries, including the Voice of America and Radio Free Europe, is the subject of an inquiry into accusations of misuse of federal money and the use of phantom or unqualified employees, officials involved in that examination said on Friday.
Rumor* has it that pictures of that pictures of Tomlinson sodomizing Elmo will soon be released to the public.
*”Rumor” in this context means “shit I just made up.” Hey, Powerline and Malkin do it all the time. Also, I think I’m gonna pitch my “Bugger-Me-Elmo” idea to some toy companies. I think it’d be a hot seller at Christmas.
“Phantom employees”? If it turns out he’s a necromancer they’ll have a tough job explaining his presence to the, uh, wackos.
“We hire dead people. Not needing food or shelter, they cost less. And that means more savings for YOU.”
I’m waiting patiently for Teh’s comment on this post.
Bugger-Me Elmo? Brad, is this some sort of entrapment plan to cart off John Derbyshire once and for all?
Bugger-Me Elmo? Brad, is this some sort of entrapment plan to cart off John Derbyshire once and for all?
It is now!
Unqualified employees? Surely there has to be a federal agency Bush can find to put them in charge of.
And that means more savings for YOU!
savings… and braaaaiiiinns delicious brains.
Bugger-Me Elmo? Brad, is this some sort of entrapment plan to cart off John Derbyshire once and for all?
Someone’s going to make a “two test-tickles” joke, right? waiting … waiting …
Hey, smart guy, if Malkin jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge, would you too?
psst…The correct answer is: “No, but I’d lean over the guard-rail to watch her hit.”
I’d not only watch, I’d take a long satisfying piss on her afterwards.
I’d not only watch, I’d take a long satisfying piss on her afterwards.
I’d not only watch, I’d take a long satisfying piss on her afterwards.
Ok-kay, Timmy, we guh-guh-get it.
Would you like to hear a fantastic joke?
lol, I swear to god that stupid posting cgi lags out for me every frickin time. Then when I refresh it my comment isnt there.
I’d buy that for a dollar*!
*no, I wouldn’t.
Cracking down on “phantom employees”? That’s discrimination. Look out for a caustic press release from the National Spectral-American Foundation.
Flip, that will never go anywhere, because ghosts don’t vote (except in Chicago).
How long was that guy in that position? He certainly didn’t waste any time getting straight to the GOP-style corruption.
True, ghosts may not vote. But there’s no shortage of Republican ghouls!
You can expect a lawsuit from that Phantom PI, the Discarnate Detective, whom I dressed up as on one Halloween in my youth.
“Unqualified employees” in a federal agency???
Isn’t that redundant?