Obamanation of the Day: Pie
Ace was apparently away from his house of cards for a bit, probably off prancing around in tights at a Renaissance Fair somewhere, so he let one of this slack-jawed minions — “Jack M” — post for him. In his post, Jack is writhing around and yelping like a scalded dog over the latest Obamanation: pizza. Yes, pizza. While others starve, Obama has the audacity to dine on an elitist haute cuisine delicacy at taxpayer expense. Even worse, Obama flew in a pizza-chef from St. Louis in on a private jet to garnish the pie with arugula, beluga, lobster meat, foie gras, sauteed embryos and gold flakes.
How much does Obama love his pizza? So much that he is willing to fly a chef 860 miles to Washington D.C. to make him a personal pizza.
When you’re the president of the United States, only the best pizza will do – even if that means flying a chef 860 miles.
Chris Sommers, 33, jetted into Washington from St Louis, Missouri, on Thursday with a suitcase of dough, cheese and pans to to prepare food for the Obamas and their staff.
He had apparently been handpicked after the President had tasted his pizzas on the campaign trail last autumn.
Hey, you guys know what says you are really sincere about this whole Global Warming thing that you want to use to justify an economy crushing cap and trade program? Jetting a dude across the country to make you a freaking pie.
And you know what says you have a real solid handle on the economic concerns of citizens who are struggling through the recession? Jetting a dude across the country to “hand toss your dough”.
…
You know, Democrats, … I don’t want to see you lecturing the CEO’s of bailout companies about using private jets to petition the government, when your guy is jetting dudes across the country to make him a few slices of ‘Za.
Of course, it’s all bullshit, and Jack M’s post should have had your BS meter going arooga-arooga-arooga after you read the first three sentences even if you had completely forgotten the wingnut blogosphere’s huffity-puffity over Michele Obama’s supposed 3-trillion-dollar room-service lobster lunch and adulterous afternoon sex romp at the Waldorf Astoria. Jack M., however, has no BS meter where Obama is concerned. So he was content simply to recycle the story from a wingnut British fish-and-chips wrapper, rather than, oh, say, pick up the phone and actually call the pizza parlor. Tommy Christopher did make that call and the truth of Piegate is substantially different from Jack’s fetid fantasies.
First off, the chef was coming to Washington on other business, which meant that his restaurant paid for his coach class ticket to DC. He didn’t make the trip on Obama’s top-secret Gulf Stream III taxi service. And bestest of all, the taxpayers aren’t even paying for the extravagant cost of the ingredients. Obama is paying for the arugula and all the other luxe toppings (like chicken and hot sauce) out of his own pocket.
So, Jack-o, what do you want on your pizza pie? How ’bout library paste, applesauce and an extra topping of melted stupid?
And, of course, once the links to the debunking of this story were posted, the Ace-holes fire back with this sort of witty riposte:
oboma is still a pinko c*cksuckin commie who is determined to weaken our country and turn us all into tit-s*ckin welfare nation—our president pantywaist…and i bet he prefers a thong—hiked really high. gibbs will eat 10 of the 20 pies
No wonder they lost.
It’s part of the wingnut gospels now.
I wonder what kind of counter-tops the pizza was prepared on.
Think Vince Foster was involved it at all?
Clinton was certainly to blame for something.
Kerry obviously faked a burnt lip for an extra slice.
“is jetting dudes across the country to make him a few slices of ‘Za.”
Ah-hah. We’re from New Jersey, aren’t we?
Wait a minute. Didn’t Rove have that Jeff Gannon guy come in and hand toss his dough?
The sad part is, this story will take its place in wingnut lore alongside the Clinton runway haircut and a thousand other works of fiction.
Whoa! What’s the rush, SN? I was only able to take a shit and a shower and have lunch while my previous comment loaded. Slow the fuck down!
and i bet he prefers a thong
Who doesn’t? Rowr.
What, no screaming faux outrage about St. Louis style pizza vs. Chicago style pizza?
I don’t know, sounds like Ace and these guys are kind of phoning it in. He didn’t even speculate on the pizza toppings. Weak tea.
“slices of ‘Za.”
I’ve never met anybody who used the word “za” for pizza, but my notion that only stupid assholes would talk that way is reinforced.
The actual Ace link is missing. Or it could be all the antifreeze I’m drinking.
Real Patriots™ only put teabags on their pizzas.
They’re so pathetic it’s almost cruel to ridicule them anymore. Sort of like tripping a blind person, or laughing at the mentally challenged.
Having said that: J.D. Rhoades thoroughly kicked their stupid asses over at Ass o’ Spaz’s place. Well done!
RB: Here.
http://minx.cc/?post=285771
And keep that antifreeze away from the cat.
Mmmmm…melted stupid…. I hate melt–No, wait. I meant I LOVE melte…um…wait, uh…
Sort of? It is laughing at the mentally challenged.
As for Chicago-style pizza, if I wanted a mouthful of nothing but cheese, I’d bite into the laughing cow.
An old, old Internet family tradition:
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MISTREATED FOETI PIZZA
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INGREDIENTS (1 large pizza)
1 recipe French bread dough (Craig Shergold’s French bread recipe works well.)
10 oz small mistreated foeti (The smaller the better. Foeti from the South tate best to me.)
2 oz dried chanterelle mushrooms
1.5 lbs. raclette cheese (shredded).
8 oz tomato sauce
2 cloves fresh garlic
2 Tbsp fresh parsley
1/2 lb butter
PROCEDURE
(1) Make the French Bread dough recipe at least 1 day beforehand if you can. Roll the dough out into the shape of a pizza, put it on a pizza pan,and set it aside. It will keep in the refrigerator overnight.
(2) Preheat the oven to 425 deg. F. Prepare the foeti according to published recipes (soak, wash, cut, dismember, crush skulls, resoak, wash, drain).
(3) If the foeti are too large (larger than a garlic clove), then cut them in pieces. Drain the foeti well. Melt the butter in a baking dish, add the foeti, crushed garlic, 1/2 tsp salt, and ground black pepper to taste.
(4) Put the bread-dough pan on the top rack of the oven and the foeti on the bottom rack of the oven, and cook them both in the preheated oven for 10 minutes. Take them out, and drain the cooking butter from the foeti.
(5) Spread the tomato sauce in an even layer on the bread, then sprinkle the Raclette cheese over it. Add the foeti, and then the mushrooms. Sprinkle with fresh parmesan cheese, salt, and pepper.
(6) Bake at 425 deg. F in the top rack for 12 minutes (bottom rack will burn the crust).
RATING
Difficulty: easy to moderate.
Time: 30 minutes.
Precision: approximate measurement OK.
Urbandictionary had this to say about ‘za (from 2007!)
Really obnoxious word for pizza, that no self-respecting person uses.
Another word used for pizza, it was used back in the day used by “cool” people.
Check out the third pic down:
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/04/tea-party-in-pennsylvania.html
Almost as good as “Morans”!!!!
‘Za’ became significant once it became an officially-sanctioned Scrabble word. Other than that, it doesn’t have much going for it.
Great comments over at Ace ‘O Losers site, like this one:
“So they call Sommers and ask him to prepare pizzas for the President and oh by the way, you need to get here on your own. That’s equally slimely to me.”
Now they hate the Free Market (i.e, the pizza company paying for the flight and pizza delivery for the publicity).
Wingnuttery is the one bright spot in the wretched American landscape (wretchedness courtesy of repigs, 2001-2009)
Inerestingly, a rightwinger named Skye tried to edit out the problem:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/skye820/3412630421/
Having said that: J.D. Rhoades thoroughly kicked their stupid asses over at Ass o’ Spaz’s place. Well done!
Thanks, MzNicky! We all do our part.
When from St. Louie you fly
To make Obama’s pie
That’s an outrage! (that’s an outrage)
With toppings elite
Not factory-farmed meat
That’s an outrage (that’s an outrage)
Nuts will whinge
Whinge-a-ding-a-ding
Whinge-a-ding-a-ding
Like a bunch of first graders
But in two minutes’ time
Find new outrage sublime
That’s an outrage!!!
(with apologies to Dean Martin)
“Signs by Skye820” may be a clue to this.
Can I get mine with extra Soros and a fifty-year communist plot?
I’ll have the book burning and the teevee mind-control on the side.
What, no screaming faux outrage about St. Louis style pizza vs. Chicago style pizza?
Oh, it’s worse than that. According to the “About Pi” section of the restaurant’s website, it’s San Francisco-style pizza. The 50-year conspiracy advances right on schedule.
By the way, Obama says, “I like pie.”
Ooh! Guess the amount of testosterone in the nym! I love this game.
Sgt. Rocket? KirkRaper9000?
Captain Screaming Eagle Pants?
My BS meter used to make an entirely-too-subdued “bing!” From now on it’s going to go “arooga”. Thanks Tintin!
Douchetool? Douchetool? Is Ace too good for our normal American insults? I think that’s the real scandal.
When in the course of human events…requires that we should clearly state the grievances that impel us to gather at this West Chester, Pennsylvania tea party…
Oh wait, that isn’t Ace. This only strengthens my point.
oboma is still a pinko c*cksuckin commie who is determined to weaken our country and turn us all into tit-s*ckin welfare nation—our president pantywaist…and i bet he prefers a thong—hiked really high.
This made me laugh. So now he’s a mother’s milk drinking, homosexual crossdresser. That’s fucking awesome.
(with apologies to Dean Martin)
When an eel comes out
And bites off your snout
That’s a moray (that’s a moray)
The Pantload will remind us all that pizza is Italian as was Mussolini therefore Obama is a fascist!
I hate to break it to the right wing whiners gettin’ all het up about St Louis Pizzagate, but if you want a deep dish pizza from Chicago or where ever else flash frozen and shipped to your home, it only costs about $40.
That was great J.D. And I’m still laughing at this painfully honest admission in one exchange at Ace of Spades:
“Looks like the taxpayers aren’t paying for it…. ” J.D., for a lot of us, that really isn’t the point.
That’s it. Reality just isn’t the point.
Of course, this all misses the salient point viz., deep dish pizza sucks.
Sgt. Rocket? KirkRaper9000?
Captain Screaming Eagle Pants?
Brigadier-General Butch Beefsteak, Order of the Internet Fuckwads, ITG First-Class.
When a wanker named Jim
Makes up facts to suit him
That’s a Moran.
Fxd. (Who do you think controls Soros?)
Hey, I saw this episode of Iron Chef: “Battle Embryo.” Didn’t Morimoto win that one?
The only things missing from the list are sea urchin roe and crab brains.
That’s right. There’s a reason the UN’s founding meeting was held in San Francisco. These things are right before our faces, but we’ve been so brainwashed we just can’t see!
You know they’re stretching when…
If I was president I would have my pizza flown in from the Pizzarium in Rome. And if I was a Republican, no one would complain.
I’m guessing that this was the ridiculous Skye at the wretched Flopping Aces.
Where’s my pata negra? I ordere pata negra on this pie!
Good call on the description of the Daily Mail though. Damn those bonkers bureaucrats in Brussels who have stopped us using newspaper as chip paper.
As Wingnut First Class Gaffney will tell you while sadly shaking his head, it’s code
This is now actually known as pata Luo, per Obama’s worldwide decree.
The world Frank Gaffney lives in.
The more I see of the fRightwing’s gatherings, the more I become convinced the GOP is kidnapping people in from Lithuania, giving them markers and poster board and then forcing them attend their rallies and protests.
That poor head’s mangled tongue looks disturbingly like an oven-roasted tomato (wood-fired, of course).
In other news, I found this florid wingnut via my subscription to her email list – Christians Against Leftist Heresy.
I can’t wait to see Jack M and company stage their Krispy Kreme Kristallnacht on the 15th.
Krispy Kreme Kristallnacht
FTW
Sirius Lunacy – Not bad. I prefer the following variant…
When you’re bit by an eel,
And the pain makes you squeal,
That’s A Moray…!
Here’s the thing; the highest honor, the greatest good, in wingnuttia is not to be correct, not to win a debate, it’s not even to get something they support, but to be able to go “blar-blar-stupid-libs-blarty-BLAR!”
Even something that they might be expected to agree with, say Obama’s positions on FISA or Afghanistan, doesn’t prompt them to say, “well, at least Obama’s showing some sense THIS time…”
No, it’s “who’s your messiah now, libtards!” They only like something if they think liberals will hate it, and, in fact, that’s WHY they like it.
This is another iteration of, “Al Gore is fat and lives in a big house! Har har!”
Obama’s baby-mama don’t wear no sleeves!
The wingnut is, as always, misinformed. The president has to pay for his own food out of his salary so what he spends is entirely his own business.
Heh. A Brit’s take on American TV news.
Highly amusing. With dramatic background music and funny commentary.
Oh noes, there goes the “messiah” meme…
Now they’ll just be left with straight racism. Which, of course, they will still insert in code, anyway.
Original post at Flopping Aces by Jack M. April 10, 09:02 AM
Comment 265 Posted by: WhatTheF? at April 11, 2009 12:20 PM (AJ4xq)
“Jesus Christ Obots, we don’t FUCKING CARE about the pizzas anymore, and your attempts to continue to gin up controversy about this and to paint us as racists and whackos are weak and obvious.”
And why keep dwelling on the missing WMDs? Just remember how Obama didn’t believe in The Surge!!!!
As mentioned/linked by j price vincenz @ 1848:
Hey, PA guy, wrapped in the ‘MurKKKan flag w/ the “Honk If I Bought You A Flatscreen” sign: Not yet, sucker, but probably next wk., w/ my SSDI money.
Sucker!!!! (Not buying it from any damn US company either.) Whatcha gonna do about it, Mr. Wanna-Be Secret Service (SS) guy?
Gary Kreep (I swear I did not make up that name!) has made an appeal via Human Events to demand that Obama show us the truth. The email just showed up in my inbox and I have to say, I suspect he’s more interested in people donating than …whatever “showing the truth” would be.
Well, that certainly is complelling evidence of something.
Please note that the missive in question was preceded – by less than two hours – by another email from Human Events hawking the Titan Stainless steel, dishwasher safe peeler.
I have not yet received my daily appeal to buy Anne Coulter’s books, the daily snake oil, or that seriously loony book about the real truth of the US civil war or whatever the fuck it is.
So, do you think that’s his real name?
Why don’t you demand BO sell his private jet (air force one?)
The president has to pay for his own food out of his salary
Who pays that salary, huh? Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Humble Taxpayer, that’s who.
15th of April. TEABAG ME1!!11
Funny how libs scream bloody murder when a CEO has a private jet and lavish perks, but nary a peep when BO gets the same at taxpayer expense!
Funny how libs scream bloody murder when a CEO has a private jet and lavish perks, but nary a peep when BO gets the same at taxpayer expense!
It’s true! In fact, the only reason George W. Bush racked up more vacation time than any president in U.S. history is because he thriftily chose to walk between D.C. and Crawford.
I don’t mind a President not working much.
The government that governs best, governs least–Thomas Jefferson
The government that governs best, governs least–Thomas Jefferson
“Those WMDs have got to be around here somewhere!” — George W. Bush
It’s even worse than you think. There’s MORE THAN ONE AF1! He’s got TWO – count ’em TWO 2! – private jets. And YOU are paying for them both!
HAHAHAHHAA
henry lewis
Who pays your salary? Do they keep tabs on what you eat? Oh, wait a minute. You live in your mother’s basement and she foots the Cheetos and Diet Pepsi bill.
Keep using those 2006 talking points on the Iraq War.
The Surge worked. Iraq is becoming a democracy. President George W. Bush liberated 25 million people, and even BO says Iraq is “the least of his worries” now.
Imagine what it would look like if we withdrew in 2006! The entire Muslim world would be crowing that we’re a bunch of pussies who can’t stay the course and are afraid of blood.
Not just scraping the bottom of the inside of the barrel, but picking the barrel up, and scraping the bottom of the bottom.
Also, bottom.
Reconsider the tone of henry lewis’ comment.
re: AF1, At least Obama doesn’t abuse it to take twice a month vacations halfway across the country.
Also, my favorite variation…
When an eel comes along
And it bites off your schlong
Thaaaaaaaaaaaat’s a moray!
No, imagine what it would like if he had never invaded. We wouldn’t have borrowed a trillion dollars from China to kill thousands of American’s and seriously harm ten of thousands of Americans and killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and made Iran the most powerful influence in the region and screwed the pooch on ever getting assistance from 90% of the rest of the world (which, you don’t realize you stupid fuck is critically important in actually making things happen anywhere outside the US) when needed and probably would have caught and brought to justice Osama bin Missiing.
Lemming pizza. Lemming sausage. Lemming pot pie. Lemming Flemish crepes. Lemming crumble. It’s all just dinner, and not outrageous at all, but neither is it hilarious.
Lemming, ya ain’t funny.
Tea bag me, Jesus, through this socialist life.
Bin Laden is probably dead. Notice Chocolate Jesus hasn’t had much luck catching him either.
When some dumb, useless twit
Keeps on spouting bullshit
That’s a troll-ay.
Notice Chocolate Jesus hasn’t had much luck catching him either.
Yeah. And Obama’s already had like 10 whole weeks, whereas Shrubby only had eight years.
Chocolate Jesus … mmmmm … my favorite Easter treat!
Did you just say… CHOCOLATE JESUS?! We find that fucking hysterical! It’s even better than your normal pants-pissingly witty “BO”! You know what would be funny? If you emphasized the fact that his middle name isn’t something decent, white and Protestant-sounding. Not since Joe the Buttplug has the Republican party had such brilliance on their side.
How come the nitwits are all into “Chocolate Jesus” all the sudden? Remember a couple of years ago when they screamed bloody Christ about the actual chocolate Jesus just a couple of years ago? I never could figure out why they were so upset about that, except that Chocolate Jesus’ privates were right out there in the open and given that Jesus was a Jew, there’s little doubt that someone enjoyed eating his tasty chocolate foreskin.
Or was there a different reason?
Nice one, justme.
~
the contention by Barack Obama’s half-sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, that Mr. Obama was born in a particular Hawaiian hospital, only to claim that it was in a different hospital several years later …[versus]… Mr. Obama’s step-grandmother in Kenya, who claims that she was present at his birth … in what is now called Kenya!
And logic and reason tell us that since Maya Soetero-Ng was mistaken the step-grandmother MUST BE RIGHT!
It does sadden me that they built a wall around his poor grandmother so she couldn’t be bothered by whack-jobs while her health was failing. Was the wall too high for her doctors to be able to care for her? Inquiring minds, etc.
So John McCain, who absolutely positively knew how to capture bin Laden and would have shared that vital information with the country he loves so dearly if only he’d won the election but he didn’t so he clammed up and sits sulking in one of his mansions decides it’s time for Megan to start earning her keep and demands that she hit the streets and start turning tricks to support him (and her mother’s drug habit.)
Twelve hours later, poor Megan drags her piteously frayed tailfeathers back home and collapses at her loving father’s feet.
“Well, it’s about time, you fat cunt! I sired your bloated ass, so it’s about fucking time you made it pay. Now hand over the loot. All of it!”
“Here it is, daddy dear. Eight hundred ninety three dollars and seventy five cents.”
“Eight hundred ninety three dollars and seventy five cents? Which cheap scabby syphilitic wino of a john gave you seventy five cents?”
“All of them.”
Jennifer—my guess is the Chocolate Jesus thing has something to do with Easter.
Not a Liberal Lemming said,
April 12, 2009 at 0:00
Bin Laden is probably dead. Notice Chocolate Jesus hasn’t had much luck catching him either.
Wheee! Ponies for everyone! Except Chocolate Jesus, because he utterly failed to fix everything that is wrong with everything in the first two months of his presidency! President George W. Bush rode a magical pony into Iraq and now everyone there is happy and free, with the democracy and the ponies and the not killing each other! Also, bin Laden is probably dead…from fright! He took one look at president George W. Bush and his magical democracy-pony and had a heart attack and an aneurysm and a stroke and peed his pants all at the same time and then he died and now the world is safe…or is it? No, wait, it is. I forgot about the ponies.
Oh bullcrap, Gary Kreep via PeeJ.
I’ve heard the “grandmother tape,” & once the question was properly understood (there’s a translator involved) she says he was born in Hawai’i.
Some smart for a dumb ass must’ve remembered “Chocolate Jesus” from whenever & decided it would go well w/ the whole “Messiah” thing. Would that be some sort of blasphemy, I hope?
Of course, it’s all bullshit, and Jack M’s post should have had your BS meter going arooga-arooga-arooga
Not “aroogula, aroogula”?
Bin Lin Laden may very well be dead.
Has anyone definitively debunked the story told by Benazir Bhutto to David Frost about three days before her assassination, when she told Frost she’d met the man who told her he’d killed Bin Laden in the Tora-Bora caves in early 2002?
Bin Laden may well be dead…
Has anyone debunked the story told by Benazir Bhutto to David Frost a few days before she arrived back in pakistan to be assassinated? She told Frost that she’d met the man who said he’d killed Bin laden in the Tora-Bora caves in early 2002…
I’ve never seen herd any rebuttal to her story. Anyone?
We’re Baggin’
We’re Baggin’
And I hope you like baggin’ too!
Jon Stewart does a good job.
Also, his Droopy Dog (Joe Liarman) is awesome.
Wikipedia has a kind of rebuttal on the bin Laden page: looks likely that it was just a mangled sentence on Bhutto’s part, as she later talked about lending resources to target him.
Here’s the thing. Okay, here’s one of the things: I’ve never encountered a Lefty in person or online who called Hussein Obama X the messiah, yet I’ve encountered many, many, many (imagine lots more “manys” there) Righties who have.
In Psyche class they called that projection.
Somebody correct me if I’m off-base.
Man, that’s some poor acronyming there. I would have suggested something like Christians Against Creepy Atheists.
“Psych,” I meant. Mavrick. Moran. Ameirca.
BO isn’t going to find bin Laden. Bin Laden is dead, and even if he wasn’t someone as inept as BO couldn’t find bin Laden, ever. Not in ten weeks or a million years.
Chocolate Elvis:
Who gave ether to the hamsters?
I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a wingnut troll.
IZ FUNNY TO CALL HIM BO LOL
Ace’s common taters make the same comments before and after they learn their precious pizza-gate scandal is false:
Blargitty blarg blart!
I don’t think you’re right. I read their jottings as
“Iggity fliggity blottorlry glongle florp”
Fixed their tea-bagging sign.
@OG
Nah, not ether…must have been nitrous oxide – which is why he’s so squeeky.
ISAAC HAYES IS BLACK MOSES AND BARACK OBAM IS CHOCLATE JESUS
IN JESUS II: THE RESURECTION
Hello, there, children of Jehovah.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls.
I agree with this.
I love how it makes you libs mad when we call him “BO”.
Shorter Lemming:
Dammit, I present like a purple-assed baboon here and nothing! My prostate’s achin’!
I DUN KNO WEN IZ BEIN MOCKED LOL
“Heck wit dat. YOU sacrifice! I need me some pizza! ”
http://www.redstate.com/
Check out the delightful lingo being tossed around over at Red State. Somebody get on this !
I like to eat my poop!
Check out the third pic down:
It’s not just that the sign-holder can’t spell, it’s that the blogger chose the photo of the mis-spelled sign out of all the others to feature prominently on the page. Fail x 2.
It’s not just that the sign-holder can’t spell, it’s that the blogger chose the photo of the mis-spelled sign out of all the others to feature prominently on the page. Fail x 2.
Just another temptation for attending the local tea party. Show up with a “TEABAGGERS for FREEDUM!!11!1” sign and watch as the photos of it proliferate across rightwing websites.
I love how it makes you libs mad when we call him “BO”.
That was a really infuriating technique back in third grade.
I see some st00pit™ people are unaware of the true nature of lemming migrations. They don’t know that the mass suicide myth is exactly that, a myth. Nor do they know that the migrations in which lemmings sometimes drive themselves to exhaustion or are forced off cliffs (that someitmes happens in Norway) are desperate attempts to escape the overpopulated, over foraged – one might say overtaxed – environment of their conspecifics. It is their instinctual recognition that atempting to thrive in an environment which has been thoroughly trashed and overrun by those …shall we say, in power or perhaps in conrol, is sure to be futile.
Also, FYWP.
IT ALSO MAKEZ U MAD WEN WE DONT KNO NETHING ABOUT AMINALS
I love how it makes you libs mad when we call him “BO”.
Who’s mad? We’re snickering at your collective lameness. You all think you’re wits, but you’re only half right. That’s teh funneh!
On second thought, maybe we should have counter rallies to these tea parties. Really, even one or two people with signs like “PWNED!!!” or “Teabaggers for Self-Pwnage” and the like. I mean, it’s a pretty good joke they’ve got going there on themselves, and it would probably be a lot of fun to be in on it.
I love how it makes you libs mad when we call him “BO”.
He smells of Jasmine and Honeysuckle, Lemming.
We giggle because we know what you’re missing.
Re: Counter-parties: that seems to work pretty well when Phred Felch and the Westborg come to any given town. Of course, like them, teabaggers tend to counterprotest themselves better than anyone else could.
That was mighty accomodating of her.
I love how it makes you libs mad
Post-Obama wingnuts are providing a ridiculously large plethora of daily comic escapades, outstripping the ability of Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and the entire liberal blogosphere to keep up and properly parody.
This makes me spitting mad.
The tea-baggers speak for themselves.
The crazy gets going full-bore at about 3:30, if you can last that long.
Tim (The Other One) said,
April 12, 2009 at 2:57
Hmm. So I guess the Redstaters didn’t take time to read down to comment 265 at Ace of Spades HQ where we learn that no one cares about the pizzas anymore!!! So leave Jack M. ALOOOOOOONE!!!! And it (St. Louisgate) barely happened. And that is central to their point.
Douchetool seems rather rich sauce, coming from a guy who’s willingly propagating memetic pizzaspam.
Wasn’t Eliza Douchetool in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”?
Fixed their tea-bagging sign.
There’s something about this guy that’s just such a hoot. Who is he? He’s got the shades, the black suit, white shirt and tie, the out-thrust Deputy Dawg jaw — and his sign is a complete Fail. Do you think anyone told him? Do you think he cares? Spelling? That’s for pussies. Does he think a flatscreen is on the top of everyone’s wish list just because it’s on his? And the sign says “Honk” so does he think he bought someone a car as well as a flatscreen? How much taxes does this guy pay anyway?
Oh, my.
I can picture the sign now.
Prominent scrote and all.
Or maybe just go with wrinkly pink hobo-bundles on sticks with a couple of lemons in them.
Well, mine would be pinkish, anyway. Y’all can match your own shade.
I will never call him P******** O**** only “BO”, just to piss you all off.
BO, Chocolate Jesus, Obamamessiah, the Celebrity, whatever. All of those make you real mad.
Because that makes us SOOOO MAAAD. Just like you thought Bush did, when you imagined that we were being juvenile and calling him Chimpy McHitlerburton—a straw-man wingnut term I have never seen non-ironic lefty usage of.
What is it with you troglodytes and playground name calling? You do realize that it’s not actually funny…more of a manifestation of impotent rage that we all felt on the playground at one time or another, but most of us left there.
You’re not a five year old, but damned if you don’t play a good one on TV.
Name-calling – NLL’s brand of intellectual discourse. A yardstick by which to measure everything else he says.
I will never call him P******** O**** only “BO”, just to piss you all off.
BO, Chocolate Jesus, Obamamessiah, the Celebrity, whatever. All of those make you real mad.
Dude. Nobody’s mad. We’re laughing. But here’s the rub: We’re laughing AT you, not WITH you.
It is among our greatest fears that undeserving Negroes might spend the enormous welfare checks they all receive by default from birth until death on flat screen TV sets.
Also, that universal healthcare will force us to have gay abortions.
Bowing in front of the King of Saudi Arabia?
How shameful for our nation.
And before you even say it, holding hands or kissing in the cheek isn’t the same thing as bowing. The former is a sign of equals, the latter is a sign of SUBMISSION. Period.
Dr. Monica Crowley was going on and on about the pizza this afternoon. She seemed to be reading right off Ace’s blog but she didn’t credit him. She ranted on and on. She asked why our tax dollars were paying for pizza? Why did Obama hate D.C. pizza makers? And so on. However, lookie here, she does seem to have included the rant on her blog. Or, she removed it.
My pet theory: I posit that by 2015, wingnuts will have reduced their entire sphere of blame to George W. Bush (for taking America off the gold standard, for the violent Satanic messages hidden in his “Barney The Dog” videos, & for pretending to be a Good American while secretly planting the seeds of socialism by plotting to blow up the WTC Towers over Baghdad) & Jane Fonda (for starting the New Deal, for inventing homosexuals, & for taking prayer out of school, thus enabling the Nazis to attack Pearl Harbor).
( in before “they’re doing that already”)
Dr. Monica Crowley was going on and on about the pizza this afternoon. She seemed to be reading right off Ace’s blog but she didn’t credit him. She ranted on and on. She asked why our tax dollars were paying for pizza? Why did Obama hate D.C. pizza makers? And so on. However, lookie here, she does seem to have included the rant on her blog. Or, she removed it.
Oh, and today was a bang up wingnut extravaganza–I got robo called to attend a tea bagging event. Yup, no names, no phone numbers, just a nice reminder what today is a tea bag day. It’s the _first_ robo call I’ve received.
The best part is, Trolley obviously thinks he came up with all of those nicknames. You know, the ones filling us with murderous rage.
Also, the Barack helicopters are coming to take our guns away.
Not a Liberal Lemming said,
April 12, 2009 at 5:12
I will never call him P******** O**** only “BO”, just to piss you all off.
BO, Chocolate Jesus, Obamamessiah, the Celebrity, whatever. All of those make you real mad.
Yes, but you’ll take his fucking tax cut. And still complain. And pretend that you’re somehow getting screwed. All of that makes us laugh. And that, one would sort of have to assume, makes you mad.
OT: BREAKING NEWS ALERT
THE BEAGLE HAS LANDED!
(Actually, it’s a Portuguese Water Dog named Bo.)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/11/AR2009041102484.html
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
Can someone tell me oolong these protests have been going on?
Dunno. I’m kinda green around here.
It’s the grass-rootsiest!!!
Didn ‘t Gates just cancel those?
I don’t know, you need to take a pekoe the news
Personally, I’d Ceylon enough.
They certainly are lapsang into incoherence…
By law, they have to identify themselves and provide a response phone number. You should call your state’s Attorney General.
And expect to get more calls. Try to record one.
They must be chai on something …
Well, they have a very pu-erh grip on reality to begin with.
And what is it with all this tea party jazz-min…
Trolley obviously thinks he came up with all of those nicknames. You know, the ones filling us with murderous rage.
You know, some days it just doesn’t pay to rise from the dead.
All I know is, when the adults were in the White House, the term “suitcase full of dough” was understood to be a term of art, and teabagging was only performed between willing partners in the privacy of an airport bathroom.
will never call him P******** O**** only “BO”, just to piss you all off.
BO, Chocolate Jesus, Obamamessiah, the Celebrity, whatever. All of those make you real mad.
This is the classic definition of trolling.
“Yes, but you’ll take his fucking tax cut.”
BO has already RASIED MY TAXES by increasing the cigarette tax. So he lied about not increasing taxes on those making under $250,000/year. His rebate scheme isn’t a tax cut. A REAL tax cut is a RATE CUT.
All income tax brackets should be slashed in half, the death tax permanently repealed, and captial gains taxes eliminated. That’s my “stimulus” plan.
Maybe you should stop smoking.
Hysterical fear afflicts the right
Any questions?
“Maybe you should stop smoking.”
Maybe the government should mind its own business and not punish me for a free personal choice.
Next, theyr’e going to tax fatty foods if this lib Democrat social engineering isn’t stopped.
But mypoint sitll stands. BO said he wasn’t going to raise taxes on people who make less than $250,000/year. He broke that promise less than a month into his term with the SCHIP (Socialist Children’s Health Insurance Program, lol) tax hike.
But the storm is just brewing…
but it will soone difuse….
Socialist Children’s Health Insurance Program, lol
HA HA HA HA HA. IT IS TO FUNNY FOREVER.
Maybe the government should mind its own business
Actually, the government has always engaged in behavior modification via tax policy. It’s one reason there are so many large SUV’s on the road – the government’s tax policies have traditionally made it lucrative to purchase and drive one.
The right wing is providing a perfect example of people who don’t live by principle, but by the idea that the only thing that matters is whose ox gets gored.
Your smoking tax is what’s called a “sin tax” – a cherished tactic of government – both liberal and conservative – to modify citizens’ behavior. For you to pretend that its just a “liberal” them, or that it’s specifically an Obama- administration assault on your personal freedom shows that you’re either not very knowledgeable, or deliberately provocative. Because you’re a troll, I assume you’te both – stupid AND malicious.
Happy Easter, asshole. Shouldn’t you be in church?
Troll makes $65,000 a year and is worried about the estate tax and capital gains taxes.
Troll also smokes.
Troll is obviously someone without his/her own best interests at heart. A masochist. Suicidal, even.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
Bobobo~bo Bo~bobo?
Also, I wasn’t aware that the President was in charge of state and city cigarette taxes . The rabbit hole: it goes all the way down.
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, tee-hee. Take that, Liberals.
Bobobo~bo Bo~bobo?
Also, I wasn’t aware that the President was in charge of state and city cigarette taxes . The rabbit hole: it goes all the way down.
Rex Morgan’s wife is a babe.
Sorry, it just needed to be said.
mikey
TEH GOVERMUNT SHOULD MIND ITS OWN BUSINESS UNLES UR IN VIOLAYSHUN OF THE PATRIOT ACT OR A FAG WHO WANTS TO GET MARRYD
Maybe the government should mind its own business and not punish me for a free personal choice.
Well, at least this indicates you’re passionately in favor of women’s reproductive choice — as well as equal rights for LGBT folk, including gay marriage.
Things could be getting pretty Nestea!
Fortunately for us, the U.S. has a bi-chamomile legislature to help resolve these issues.
Proteus 454 and justme, we just need one more verse or maybe just a guitar solo and we can give Weird Al a run for his money.
This teabag thing is going to be squeezed totally dry soon.
I guess an American water dog just wasn’t good enough for President Fancy Pizza.
Only in his dreams. $65,000 is what he makes in 2 or 3 years.
The reason the wingnuts constantly complain about things only the richest 1% care about is that the wingnuts think that they are all “One Percenters” – the best 1% of Americans.
The eventual fate of all wingnuts is as follows: they will be laying on their deathbed, cursing out the Evil Libs who prevented them from being multi-millionaires, while their families fret about coming up with $5000 for a “decent funeral”.
Hostage captain freed.
But why did it take the Obamessiah so long?
/troll
“Well, at least this indicates you’re passionately in favor of women’s reproductive choice — as well as equal rights for LGBT folk, including gay marriage.”
I don’t care how people fuck in their bedrooms. If you wanna be queer, go for it. Last time I checked we don’t send FBI agents to burst into peoples rooms and arrest them if they aren’t having hetero sex in the missionary position.
Last time I checked they have equal rights in marriage. A gay guy can marry a woman, just like a straight guy can marry a woman. A lesbian woman can marry a man, just like a straight woman can. They’re equal.
As for abortion, the unborn child is a human life and shouldn’t be ended for the mere convenience of the mother. Only if her life is in danger or she is raped, etc, should it be allowed.
Reached for response, reich-bloggers at Ace o’ Spades replied “blargitty blarg blart blart!”
Reached for response, reich-bloggers at Ace o’ Spades replied “blargitty blarg blart blart!”
I thought they said “Why did it take BO (lolz!) so long to get the pirates??? Look at our Messiah El Chimpo – it only took him infinity days to get OBL”
Show us your Tetleys!!!!
So, did he come? Did anyone see the Great Pumpkin?
We have this final score in from the Indian Ocean Watersports League: US Shooters 3, Pirates 0. The Pirates held a 1-0 lead for most of the game, but inexplicably continued to play defense for days. This gave the US plenty of time to bring in their closers from the bullpen. Clearly this was a mental error on the part of the Pirates, and it cost them the game…
mikey
“”Well, at least this indicates you’re passionately in favor of women’s reproductive choice — as well as equal rights for LGBT folk, including gay marriage.”
I don’t care how people fuck in their bedrooms. If you wanna be queer, go for it. Last time I checked we don’t send FBI agents to burst into peoples rooms and arrest them if they aren’t having hetero sex in the missionary position.
Last time I checked they have equal rights in marriage. A gay guy can marry a woman, just like a straight guy can marry a woman. A lesbian woman can marry a man, just like a straight woman can. They’re equal.
As for abortion, the unborn child is a human life and shouldn’t be ended for the mere convenience of the mother. Only if her life is in danger or she is raped, etc, should it be allowed. Period.
“Well, at least this indicates you’re passionately in favor of women’s reproductive choice — as well as equal rights for LGBT folk, including gay marriage.”
I don’t care how people fuck in their bedrooms. If you wanna be queer, go for it. Last time I checked we don’t send FBI agents to burst into peoples rooms and arrest them if they aren’t having hetero sex in the missionary position.
Last time I checked they have equal rights in marriage. A gay guy can marry a woman, just like a straight guy can marry a woman. A lesbian woman can marry a man, just like a straight woman can. They’re equal.
As for abortion, the unborn child is a human life and shouldn’t be ended for the mere convenience of the mother. Only if her life is in danger or she is raped, etc, should it be allowed, etc.
I will never have to provide for an abortion since I love the cock.
Bitch, you don’t know me.
Oh god, ANOTHER thread turned to crap by you all falling for The Truth/The Authentic/White Knight/Scottish Contingent/and so on to infinity AGAIN; he doesn’t make $65,000 a year. He doesn’t even leave his home, as he’s bombarding SN! from his domestic residence for almost every waking hour. But you… keep… feeding… his delusions.
So it’s out with the reminder of just how deep a thinker you are dealing with again;
And because he’s not worth even the effort to type up a new precis, here’s me quoting myself about the kind of mind you are dealing with; recalling some memories like;
Pathetic. I read the whole thing.
If only he’d set his sights on Althouse.
Jeez, J—, I thought you’d go for the Chris Muir, in which Obama is lectured on values by Sarah Palin.
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/cmuir/2009/04/12/wrath-of-can/
The Muir is pretty impressive, although I’m having trouble understanding how one comes down from the elites.
And Prelutsky in his latest continues to shine.
So, I assume you are going to quit your job so you can pay off your credit cards.
Burt:
And since January! Change, baby!
Truly, taxes have never been higher and the redistributionist sentiment has never been greater. Except through most of the previous century and so forth.
Muir really missed the boat (then again, flailing about in the water is pretty much his schtick).
Obama’s response should have been, “I’ll get back to you on that when either Malia or Sasha get knocked up by their teenage boyfriend, ok?”
Or “How’s the wardrobe?”
How do you get down from an elites?
You don’t. You get down from a duck.
/all week, veal, etc.
Obama’s response should have been, “I’ll get back to you on that when either Malia or Sasha get knocked up by their teenage boyfriend, ok?”
Since Palin has been awfully busy lately denying that Levi ever “knew” (in the live-together sense) her precious, virginal daughter, perhaps the best response for Palin would be:
“Look at me, I’m just like St. Peter!”
a country that under Obama is rapidly becoming a place that would be unrecognizable to the freedom-loving architects who framed our Constitution
I thought this meant he’s pissed at Obama for continuing Bush’s policies(while still lurving him some Bush), but no: he still has no problem with warrantless wiretaps etc, instead he seems to think that ending tax deductions for charitable giving is what will cause the first amendment writers to turn over in their graves. Um, yeah.
Oh dear, bad timing at Townhall:
Slices of Za are all well and good, but what about Kal? Or even Old Mother?
Failing the Pirate Test
—Uncle Jimbo
UPDATE: Looks like we got in the game and freed the captain and whacked three of the four bad guys.. Well done.
Our country and it’s leader especially are getting Joe Biden’s promised tests. The pirates didn’t hit any US flagged ships until now and they and many other bad actors will be looking to see if there are any teeth left in the big dog. A headline today reads US Navy shadowing pirates, ooh I hope that isn’t too provocative.
Wingnutz.
Still st00pit.
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Wow, what’s Obama wearing in that Muir cartoon? Looks like my mother’s shawl-collared cardigan.
How DARE he merely send the US Navy, the Marines and the FBI when he could have walked on the water to that lifeboat and then ..um blarg blart blarggity blart
Ah, so Obama is insulting Andrea Phillips by allowing some foreign news agency to describe their own characterization of his feelings about her husband’s captivity?
How dare he?
Th Athntc Trth Bfr Hs Dshnr said,
April 12, 2009 at 21:00
Hey, man, if you’re going to engage in your own brand of troll feeding would you mind keeping it a little more concise? It’s a pain in the ass scrolling past all that. Thanks.
The fact is, you liberals were all Bushilter for years about everything Bush did or didn;t do so hut up and eat it.
#
g said,
April 12, 2009 at 22:45
Ah, so Obama is insulting Andrea Phillips by allowing some foreign news agency to describe their own characterization of his feelings about her husband’s captivity?
How dare he?
Hey, NaLL, let’s cool it with the name calling, especially with names like “Chocolate Jesus”, huh? We disagree with the man’s politics and want them to fail, but that’s no reason to be vile. Remember, it was Jefferson who said that disagreements on issues need not be disagreements on personality or morality.
Let’s leave the namecalling to the tribalists of unfettered liberalism who suddenly realize they don’t really have any issues to argue nor anything substantive to propose and who are quickly turning on everything in their path. Leave the Lord of the Flies to bury his own dead.
Parody trolls².
Disemvowel the fuckers²!
²Probably all the same boring (not)fukker.
I agree. NaLL am only mature one here.
Let’s leave the namecalling to the tribalists of unfettered liberalism who suddenly realize they don’t really have any issues to argue nor anything substantive to propose and who are quickly turning on everything in their path.
This is more than projection, THIS IS CINERAMA!!!
Obama fails the Somali coast guard test.
Note that the mulling Michelle links to concerns extremists and not pirates. She might want to read this.
I’d like to see Michelle Malkin try to pass the Timex Torture Test.
So libs, you still haven’t told me how taxation is not just legalized theft.
Would somebody please buy Tea Partier a dictionary? Thanks.
What good does a dictionary do for someone with such extensive comprehension problems?
Taxation is not theft because LAY OFF THE BONG. Damn hippies and their ‘tea parties’.
I like how the original post hits many of the wingnut talking points: elitist Barry Hussein X, global warming is fake if you take a plane ride ON BUSINESS. The result, as MzNicky aptly noted, is utterly pathetic, because this is all they’ve got. Sadly, yes.
Hey, I’ve got a great idea: I’ll troll a lefty snark blog, impertinently demanding answers to my stoopid questions…
So libs, you still haven’t told me how taxation is not just legalized theft.
Not only that, we’ve completely failed to show how banana monkey telephone equals linoleum gazes inwards. So there. On us. Also, Teh CLENIS!
(Hint: “Blart” is actually an acronym, vital to the Great Soros Conspiracy. If only you knew what it stood for…)
I’d like to see Malkin pass the Turing test.
Just stopped by to see what’s brewing…
I am tickled about First Dog. I am highly pro-pet, especially mammals.
But whatever floats one’s boat…
In Psyche class they called that projection.
The wingnuts, of late, have been projecting so hard that I suspect they could in fact beam their message into deep space.
And I hope they don’t because any self-respecting civilization who heard it would probably show up and nuke us from orbit just to be on the safe side.
Read, learn (PDF) .
Bonus: Pirates and bandits.
Obama should have landed on an aircraft carrier in a flightsuit to deal with the pirates like a real president would have done.
I just think Conservatives should take the moral high ground and engage ideas and issues rather than merely calling Obama names. Leave the juvenile name calling to the snickering leftwing juvenocracy. We should always remember this is the party of Emmanuel, Clinton, Clinton, Pelosi, Kennedy, etc. They just can’t help themselves and they have nothing more to offer than tired innuendo and dirty tricks. This will last only as long as the American people stand for it which, let’s face it, probably won’t even be long enough to prevent the libs from suffering a disaster in the mid-terms.
I don’t understand this attitude.
From 2000-2008, I wanted Bush’s policies to succeed, because if they succeeded, my country succeeded. Unfortunately, the results were at best mild (aid to Africa), usually not much different from the status quo (No Child Left Behind), and occasionally disasters (the response to Hurricane Katrina). I never seriously thought “I want the country to fail because I don’t like the people running it”.
Long ago, post-op chimpanzees organized around a fire to fight sabre-toothed tiger free market capitalism.
This is where it all began to go downhill, liebrulz!
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pfffffft.
“Leave the name calling to [name calling]” is the awesomest verbal construct EVAR.
I’d like to see the liars, war-mongers, torture freaks, and nazi-fellaters of the reich-wing brought to justice.
That’s how it’s supposed to work, post WWII.
“I don’t understand this attitude.”
It’s because for a long, long time the Republican Party has been about party over country. That’s why they’re holding their Colostomeabag Parties to protest the tax cut they just received, because a bunch of fat, rich fucks told them it was bad for them.
I just got back from dinner of gourmet pizza. Thanx NaLL, for bringing to my attention how wonderful an open mind is when it comes to trying new foods. Thanx NaLL, for making sure that Mister President Obama gets enough credit for rescuing that kidnapped sea captain. It might have been overlooked if you wingtards hadn’t made sure everyone sees it. Thanx NaLL, for reminding us that Mister President Obama was able to organize a trillion of worldwide economic stimulus at the G20 meeting. Thanx NaLL, for being you, a putz.
Speaking of open minds, if this were included as lesson 1 in the troll primer, there’d be a lot fewer of ’em. Trolls, that is.
Sorry, but I can’t resist this:
So libs, you still haven’t told me how taxation is not just legalized theft.
And you’ve failed to articulate why you’re going to go protest that your taxes (“legalized theft”) just went down. You’ll have to forgive us for treating less than seriously that particular question coming from a guy who’s only just become mad as hell now that less is being “stolen” from him.
Jeez, ass-deep in stoopid and still shoveling.
Not even a valiant attempt by Righteous Bubba could make this anything but pathetic.
Please, carry on…
mikey
M-1k3y, you pegged it.
Also, that June Morgan, R. N., is sure drawn that way. Hubba hubba!
Back to microwave bacon.
“So libs, you still haven’t told me how taxation is not just legalized theft.”
Because if it’s legal, it’s not theft.
theft n., The act or an instance of stealing; larceny.
larceny n., The unlawful taking and removing of another’s personal property with the intent of permanently depriving the owner; theft.
Next?
The best possible way to protest the theft of taxation is to live as though there were no taxes. To that end, troll will henceforth stop driving on roads, eating any food regulated by the FDA, plug the water lines (and sewer!) at home, and fight off teh terrorists by his own self. Yada yada yada
Herr Ober! Können wir neue Trollens haben, bitte?
Trolls still haven’t explained to me why their ongoing respiration isn’t just legalized oxygen theft.
Hmmm. The Freepers were livid when Obama didn’t personally gun down the Somali pirates to free an American – & now that the Navy Seals have done just that, they’re baaaawing over them not doing it SOONER, without so much as turning a hair. The usual misdirection notwithstanding, their cries of chronic butthurt are very real. Their disappointment over having one less hostage-decapitation video to add to their collection is so thick in the air you could cut it with a … ahem.
Progressives need to be showing up at every single Teabag Whine-In, in superior numbers & with video-cams rolling … to pass out blankies, teddy-bears & soothers.
Yet another PR disaster for that smoldering hulk formerly known as the GOP. They’ve spent the last three days ecstatic with expectation that something would go terribly wrong in the pirate hostage crisis, but today their hopes were dashed by a successful outcome. How awkward it must be to hail good news with apparent cheer, while all the time burning inside with disappointment.
Quick side note: while waiting for my previous comment to post, I aged, died, and was reborn.
Two points:
1. I am ashamed that I recognize this reference.
2. I call impostor — the actual white knight isn’t nearly as much of a dong and doesn’t say “libs.”
just think Conservatives should take the moral high ground and engage ideas and issues
Conservative HAVE no moral high ground.
But that aside – if you feel that way, why do you troll liberal humor sites? Are you that clueless?
Really, the quality of trolls has really gone downhill recently. It sounds sad, but I do kind of miss the ‘real Gary, as well as Annie angel, and that other weird one. This ‘white knight’ and ‘lemming’ character (I am assuming they are the same person) are really fucken tiresome & boring too.
With all due respect, you pathetic basement dweller, fuck off.
Why respect? He doesn’t deserve it.
With all due respect
Amount due: N/A
‘With all due respect’
I’m using it in the ironic sense….
Good PENIS to all and to all a good PENIS.
kind of like The Soprano’s episode of the same name,
I believe Der Weiss Kavalier (please correct, I deny my German heritage) owes some respect, rather than having any due it.
And its complimenting the host’s obvious writing skills & dropping a literary reference or two doesn’t make it any less of a dong.
I thought they said “Why did it take BO (lolz!) so long to get the pirates??? Look at our Messiah El Chimpo – it only took him infinity days to get OBL”
Oh conn-trayer! Half the fReichtards/Talibangelicals/Robber-barons of the Republican Golden Triangle are now claiming that Dubya was secretly a member of the Demon-Rat Party, and the other half are pretending that he never existed at all.
Not entirely OT, Garret Keizer has an excellent essay in the April HARPER’S MAGAZINE on the collapse of what used to be the Republican Party. It doesn’t seem to be available online to non-subscribers, so I transcribe the closing lines under the tenets of fair use:
[Enters stage right, trips over tumble weeds, listens to crickets. Taps mic.]
Wow, I sure can kill a thread. What if I tried to?
OOooohh, I killed the preview too. Just to watch it die.
[Taps mic, receives small electric shock.]
Is this thing on? Test.
XXXXX.
My sign for our local teabag event:
The only thing we hate more than ELITISTS is raising the taxes they pay.
Patriot Juice Recipe
100 Teabags
10 gallons w(h)ine
6 pounds Freedom Fries
1 300 pound couch potato
2 barrels crude oil
Mix thoroughly. Spoon onto rolled-up magazine advertisements for exercise equipment. Serves 20 stupid, pathetic, America-hating republicans.
Oh dear…it does look as tho Wacko Jacko got Wacked off!
I didn’t do the teabag thing: I was performing my civic duty and ensuring Uncle Sam got a double helping of money fro mme for April 15th.
I’d like to see Malkin pass the Turing test.
I’d like to see that anally-retentive ass pass the Turding test just once. She needs a backhoe just to get the impacted BM out of her rectum.
So (yawn) when is the great tea-bagging event? I want to make sure I don’t miss it. There’s always a little crowd at City Hall protesting something – the other week it was the pruning of carob trees – so I want to make sure I know when it’s the tea-baggers.
Aside from the fact that they basically got all the facts wrong (big surprise), having a guest chef do something at the White House just isn’t all that unusual. It’s a big plum on a chef’s CV. I don’t know how many times a year it happens, nor do I know how long the practice has been going on, but I’ve certainly been aware of it for years. Here I’m speculating, but I’m going to guess that it’s the norm for the chef not to get paid formally (which in this case also provoked a bunch of faux outrage), as long as expenses are covered. The PR value and the ability to put “As served at the White House to the President” on the menu are worth it. It’s like giving out free samples at the farmers market.
Patriot Juice Recipe
Read as: Parrot Juice Recipe.
Squeeze squawker until squawking stops.
Did President Obama just become the first President to have a Pizza Chef cook at the White House?
Who Za One?
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Jesus said,
April 12, 2009 at 15:01 (kill)
You know, some days it just doesn’t pay to rise from the dead.
Speak for yourself, carpenter.
I think it’s an eider/or thing.
I think it’s an eider/or thing.
With mallard aforethought.
It’s obviuos from merganser that she didn’t understand the question