Did Eliminating Biopsies Just Reduce The U.S. Cancer Rate?
Michael S. Malone has discovered the cure for what ails us economically … ignore reality!
DID DE-REGULATION JUST TURN AROUND THE U.S. ECONOMY?
Readers of my ABCNews column or Wall Street Journal opinion pieces will remember that I’ve regularly listed four things that needed to be done to improve the U.S. economy. Now the first one has fallen: mark-to-market accounting.
All very nice, but how about we ignore the bean-counters altogether? We can call it ‘mark-to-whatever-the-fuck-you-like accounting’. So Bank of America, for example, could write on its balance sheet that its current holdings consist of ’50 gazillion bushels of hyperwealth’. AIG Financial Products could value its Escheresque maze of derivatives at ‘more than enough to cover everything plus infinity so shut the hell up, Krugman’.
That still leaves three to go: 1) Make Sarbanes-Oxley voluntary; 2) Abandon options expensing as unrealistic; and 3) Leave the capital gains tax alone. We’ve now seen what an improvement of just one of those can do. Adoption of all four will bring us back to prosperity.
Or, to put it another way:
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, corps volunteer for SOX
And little streams of leveraged debt come a-trickling down the rocks
There ain’t no limits on short-selling, no taxes on the rich
I’m a’ gonna stay where you hedge all day
Where they hung the sap that invented GAAP
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
UPDATE: In comments for Malone’s piece, typos_R_us details the real terror that looms:
The current depression will continue for the rest of this decade and most of the next. There will be bright spots, rays of sunshine peeking thru the dark clouds, but don’t mistake them for a clearing of the weather. The Usurpers policies will make things better until the work projects are done. Then things will get really bad, since there won’t be enough capital left for more make work projects and the first batch were not revenue producing. So EVERYBODY will be broke. I expect that to come around late spring of ‘10. Misery index will be pushing 25 by then and the mid term elections will look grim for the demonrats. That is when the Usurper will declare a national emergency and suspend the Constitution. He has 90 days of that before Congress has to vote on an extension. How do you think they will vote when faced with the prospect of getting thrown out of office?
That is when the slower members of the right and the center finally figure out that they have lost their democracy to a Usurper. Then the troubles will start. Civil War by the spring of ‘11.
BTW, this is basically the same scenario the Bolsheviks used. Help start a civil war and then after the other parties have done all the heavy lifting, step in and take over.
Yikes!
Why not just make a big pile of ALL your dollars and set fire to them? It would be quicker.
If only I could get that strategy to work for me.
“I don’t need to pay my electric bill this month, Mr. Electric Company Man. I have more than enough money to cover it, I have more than enough money to cover it, I have more than enough money to cover it. Since anything I tell you three times is true, you should just assume my bill has already been paid. In fact, I overpaid significantly, so send me a check for a couple thousand and we’ll call it even. Hey, who turned out the lights?!”
5. Declare that Monopoly money is now real money.
Declare that Monopoly money is now real money.
I call dibs on the battleship.
These fuckers are still living far away in their happy little world.
Some astute economicalist observations in the Edgelings comments section:
When I first glanced at that last one, I thought it read “I would also add we need to re-establish slaveholders rights.”
Declare that Monopoly money is now real money.
Um… yeah. Did anyone tell Mr Malone that we’ve all relocated to the corner of Mediterranean and Baltic by now?
I call dibs on the battleship.
As long as I’m the banker.
I should maybe mention that I’ve been to a lot of garage sales, and have a stack of $500’s out the wazoo.
6. War in Iran.
verse two of D.’s little ditty:
The would-be Galter rolled his eyes
And said to the lady, “Becky,
I’ve put and held and shorted too,
But I ain’t seen any equity.
I’ve leveraged till my back is sore
And I’ll be damned if I pay any more
To be buggered sore like Geithner’s whore
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.”
Cf, as they say ’round these parts.
In further economic news, new research shows that the Laffer curve is actually just a vertical straight line at the 0-axis. Eliminate all taxes, and government revenue will become infinite!
You have to admit, he’s just playing by the (bugfuck insane) house rules of the WackyLand More-Of-Everything-4-Everyone-4-Evar Casino that the global economy has morphed into over the past 25 years or so … any hardcore reality-based reform would implode our mutual Magic Pony Circle like an H-Bomb hitting a cardhouse.
Yet Obama is so power-mad now that he actually wants AIG to pay back a fraction of its mountain of shady lettuce? The patriots of Wall Streeet shall put down their sacks of loot & rise up as one to defend their right to fleece the rubes once more!
No Justice, No Peace!
Madness?
THIS … IS … SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA!
Chris, my friend.
I don’t know much, but I do know this.
You just can’t rhyme “Becky” with “equity”.
It doesn’t work. You can pound it all day and half the night, but it’s just not gonna go.
Who says her name can’t be “Beckity”?
Not me, that’s who….
mikey
….if you really wanted a the economy to take off, repeal the stimulus and pass a flat tax.
Yes, surely massively increasing the relative tax burden of the poor will lead to great prosperity.
You can pound it all day and half the night
Sounds tempting. Is this Becky hot?
If you really wanted to sleep like a baby, eat all the cookies and pass the flatulence…
mikey
Is this Becky hot?
Her NAME is Beckity, dammit…
mikey
Well, at least one of the Edgeling commenters is a bit doubtful: Sir, you cannot be that stupid, can you?
It’s for the best. Whenever poor people get their hands on money, they end up wasting it on silly things like food or shoes.
If you really wanted to sleep like a baby
I wake up screaming, anyway.
So, maybe i missed it, but how exactly does cutting the tax rate help someone who just lost their job and thus, by default, pays 0% taxes anyways?
Lower tax rate -> rich people get happy -> rich people spend money on things -> poor people get jobs making things for rich people -> the U.S. becomes a banana republic of gold toilet seat polishers -> success forever!! USA #1!!!
Ooo Beckity gets around.
The Stockmarket != The Economy
Arcane econimic slight-of-hand bullshit is how we got where we are in the first place. The fact that a bit accounting jiggery-pokery caused an uptick in the market proves only that the whole fucking edifice is still mostly made of Leprechaun gold and magical unicorn farts.
Thought y’all might wanna know: Rush Limbaugh is complaining about the “Vege-fascists.” A minor league baseball team has cobbled together a four-pound, five-patty, 4,800 calorie hamburger. A “vegan advocacy group” wants it labeled as a “dietary disaster.” Rush is defending it, saying “A 4,800-calorie hamburger is not going to kill anybody!” (A McDonald’s Quarter-Pounder with cheese is only 510 calories)
Well, he is dumber than a bag of hammers.
New from Pantload Publishing
“Veggie Fascism – From Terry Schiavo to Carrot Top”
Congratulations to Scott for noting the sound Victorian principles behind Mark-To-Myth: the Bellman’s principle “What I say three times is true.” – Or if you’d like it put more simply, “That what I say three times is true is true is true.”
And he hints at another excellent principle behind the principle, which, in full, goes:
‘When your Majesty says, “Let a thing be done,” it’s as good as done,- practically, it is done-because your Majesty’s will is law. Your Majesty says, “Kill a gentleman,” and a gentleman is told off to be killed. Consequently, that gentleman is as good as dead-practically, he is dead and if he is dead, why not say so? ‘
The same obviously applies to bankers, whose will is law, and who will their securities to be salable at a price that won’t bring on bankruptcy.
BTW a Google search turns up this delightful legal opinion (paragraphs 7-8).
“A 4,800-calorie hamburger is not going to kill anybody!”
If ever there was a time for him to put his health where his mouth is, that time is now. Prove it, big boy!
(paragraphs 7-8
Paragraph 10 is not bad either, for those who appreciate a good cock-slapping in mincing legalese…
Oh I love me some-a that Beckity
She excites me all to heckity
I’ll put ‘er and hold ‘er
But I sure won’t short ‘er
Gonna get me some “sweet equity”
Also:
I’d be more than happy to chip in to buy Rush a 4800 calorie hamburger for every meal from now until his coronary. Who’s with me?
DID DE-REGULATION JUST TURN AROUND THE U.S. ECONOMY?
No.
Answers, questions, etc.
Is there no end to these sociopathic douchebags?
So, maybe i missed it, but how exactly does cutting the tax rate help someone who just lost their job and thus, by default, pays 0% taxes anyways?
It has been explained many times. Eventually the rich will get tired of money and start tossing $100 bills out of their limos as they ride around town. This will force the city to hire extra street sweepers, giving your unemployed person a job. Rising tide, all boats, etc.
Is there no end to these sociopathic douchebags?
The only way to kill them all off is to let them win. But then we die too.
Did the relaxation of accounting rules momentarily raise the number that indexes what a cabal of scam artists believe abstractly represents the future earning potential of a nearly arbitrarily chosen 30 international corporations that ultimately have little to do with the actual economic activity of the United States.
Yes?
Remind me why we should care about this.
I can’t believe that you’ve ignored the Pammycakes-BachmannCrazyOverdrive interview. For shame.
You know if we stopped counting all the people out of work we would solve the unemployment problem.
You know if we stopped counting all the people out of work we would solve the unemployment problem.
Well, of course, they already do that, to some degree. When you’ve been out of work long enough, they stop counting you on the official numbers.
“Big Cock Randy Mountain.”
Heeheeheehee.
Sorry.
A “vegan advocacy group” wants it labeled as a “dietary disaster.”
I hope they are not talking about my breakfast again.
Is there no end to these sociopathic douchebags?
Endless douchebags never fill up.
Ah yes, a return to creative accounting as a business tool. Does this guy not remember Enron, Tyco, Worldcom, etc.? What a quaint time that was! A time when it was still a big deal to steal mere hundreds of millions of dollars.
Is there no end to these sociopathic douchebags?
When you consider that it is a mathematically supported fact that half of all people are below average intelligence, the answer is no.
Beckwity?
And thus the breakthrough technology of the Somebody Else’s Problem (SEP) Field was perfected as Michael Malone’s crack team of economic existentialists saved the global financial system.
Unfortunately, the Somebody Else whose problem our economy became was China, and they said “fuck you, pay up.”
Could Michael Malone be a bigger idiot?
OK, I know…short answers to obvious questions…sorry.
But seriously, the bedrock of financial accounting, what people have relied on, is a benchmark to compare your results to, and a conservative….Oh, Michael, whatever happened to conservativism?…a conservative evaluation of the prospects of a company.
US banks as a whole are bankrupt (Wells Fargo may be the sole exception). We should recognize this, nationalize them, put greater oversight upon them…thanks, Presnidet Boosh…and get them on their feet.
Did Eliminating Biopsies Just Reduce The U.S. Cancer Rate?
No, but smoking pot does!
I am wondering if my monthly budget might be aided if I were to calculate my debts and bills on the basis of an adjusted amount that I prefer to the actual amount. If my debtors and bill collectors refuse to accept my new projected adjusted amounts, they are regulatory fascists.
PNC isn’t bankrupt, either.
Not that I luv them…
ITTDGY,
It depends on whose test you look at.
This one has many more banks as solvent
This article lists PNC (which is a regional bank and not considered as ranked with the big boys) as both solvent and insolvent.
This article, which was the one that was uppermost in my thoughts, doesn’t even mention PNC.
Ugh, I hope this doesn’t mean I’m *agreeing* with Rush– I don’t think there’s a steel wire brush tough enough to scrub THAT away– but it seems like putting a dietary warning label on a burger the size of your head is fatuous at best.
From the linked article:
Outside experts suggested that more research is needed…
And there are millions of dedicated researchers ready to pitch in and do their bit.
I was rich until I looked in my wallet. Won’t make that mistake again.
The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips — all on an 8-inch bun.
but it seems like putting a dietary warning label on a burger the size of your head is fatuous at best.
We’re a country that needs warning labels written at a kindergarten reading level for hot coffee, antifreeze, and Superman costumes, and you think we can grasp the relatively long-term consequences of eating half a cow in one sitting?
So, who are the Bolsheviks in this scenario?
I’m starting to suspect that every time a Democrat gets elected president, some wingnut is going to blow up a Federal building.
Is there no end to these sociopathic douchebags?
Endless douchebags never fill up.
Buchnard’s Everfull Douchbag?
That update is funnier than the original piece!
This analog clock radio was built in 1977 (almost an antique) using only the finest molded plastics. AM or FM – the choice is yours.
Let’s start the bidding at $40,000.
I’m starting to suspect that every time a Democrat gets elected president, some wingnut is going to blow up a Federal building.
Zuzu: Look, Daddy! Teacher says, “when a federal building blows up, a nut gets his wings!”
Yeah, the update is hilarious. Surely typos_R_us will be right on the front lines shooting cops, right? Surely he wouldn’t talk tough, then hide under his covers, right?
Scott,
What I can’t figure out, and frankly can’t be bothered to really try, is how Obama suspends the Constitution and why?
What about the Constitution would frustrate a recovery, particularly since (according to the right wing) Obama has a rubber stamp Congress who, if anything, goes farther than he’s comfortable with in approving spending?
When you consider that it is a mathematically supported fact that half of all people are below average intelligence
No it isn’t.
Harrruph! I find these manglings of the Harry McClintock classic to be….
AWESOME.
Well done, D. Scansion match of 100%
When you consider that it is a mathematically supported fact that half of all people are below average intelligence
No it isn’t.
The assumption is an equal distribution across the spectrum, an unskewed bell curve.
Zuzu: Look, Daddy! Teacher says, “when a federal building blows up, a nut gets his wings!”
Tee hee.
For years I had a note on my PC: “Every time a bell rings, Richard Nixon gets poked in the ass by a pitchfork”
What I can’t figure out, and frankly can’t be bothered to really try, is how Obama suspends the Constitution and why?
That doesn’t matter. He’ll do it because he’s Cartoon Evil. He does things for the sake of Pure Evil, then he stands at the top of his Tower of Evil, wearing his Evil Black Cloak and his Evil Metal Mask, laughing his Diabolical Evil Laughter… for EVIL!
Obama will do everything he does for the sake of Evil, because that’s what Evil People do, and because then Doughy Republican Mall Ninjas will get to imagine themselves as the Mighty and Virile Hero, taking out the Arch-Vile with a rocket launcher and god mode hotkey.
Hell yeah, the bell curve is pretty damned screwed!
Oh, skewed. Nevermind.
What I can’t figure out, and frankly can’t be bothered to really try, is how Obama suspends the Constitution and why?
I see your problem. You are assuming words in the English language have agreed-upon meanings, maybe meanings put in a book somewhere.
While true for most folks, this assumption fails for members of the wingnut clade. They use the words, like “Constitution” for instance, as tags for their particular ideas, e.g. Their batshit notion of what the U.S. Consititution, a document they have not read, actually says about a particular issue. Do not be fooled.
Might as well try to divine the meaning of “garble splotes trnirgls fragglee worthersnuarg frammistranz”
What I can’t figure out, and frankly can’t be bothered to really try, is how Obama suspends the Constitution and why?
When it’s critically important to your self-regard that life resemble a fantasy-adventure, the details don’t matter.
I mean, usurper?!?, for fuck sake.
Might as well try to divine the meaning of “garble splotes trnirgls fragglee worthersnuarg frammistranz”
You bastard! My mother was a saint! You’re off my Christmas card list!
And I always thought the Russian Civil War started after the October Revolution.
Shit! The commies have covered their tracks by sneaking into the libraries late at night and secretly rewriting all the history books. Everything we know is wrong!
You guys are right. I was trying to impose order and discipline on insanity. Mea culpa.
Also mea cupola, which means I have to fix the roof.
The assumption is an equal distribution across the spectrum, an unskewed bell curve.
Still no. “Average intelligence” implies a range of IQs, one which happens to encompass about 50% of the population. Meaning that 25% of the population is below average, and 25% above average, assuming the curve is distributed equally in both directions (which, by all indications, it is).
So one-fourth, not half, the population is below average intelligence, and most of those fourth are so close to average that there’s little difference.
If we were all members of the Colonial Fleet, in Battlestar Galactica…pajamasmedia would be the Poo Barge.
Shit! The commies have covered their tracks by sneaking into the libraries late at night and secretly rewriting all the history books. Everything we know is wrong!
Those sneaky sumbitches. If the damn flouride in the water didn’t make them frikkin’ invisible, we’d have their evil asses on a platter.
Meaning that 25% of the population is below average
Hmmm, that roughly equals The Deciderer’s approval rating at election time. Probably a coincidence.
You and me both. Hit that word and *ding* nutjob alert *ding* cease reading immediately.
Nice of them to put handy nutjob tags in early so you don’t waste valuable reading time on the ravings of a lunatic.
Stephen, is 99 less than a hundred?
No?
Then it’s half.
OT, but I am bursting with joy for my state. The Iowa Supreme Court ruled unanimously this morning that the state’s ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional. Any Sadlies who want to come to Des Moines and get married, please let me know and I will come and throw flower petals and bird seed in your honor. (and drink up the open bar).
W00t Iowa! Frabjous day!
4 pound hamburgers. Hah, Rush is a pussy. He should come out to Colorado and try one of our fifteen pound pizzas:
http://www.beaujos.com/altitudepies2.cfm
Hmmm, that roughly equals The Deciderer’s approval rating at election time. Probably a coincidence.
Also, re: another recent poll, 26% blame Obama for the current economic crisis.
There is indeed something about that number. Nixon had that precise approval rating on the day of his resignation. John Dean in his book “Conservatives Without Conscience” reckoned the number of authoritarian personalities at right around 25%.
So, one-fourth of the country is fucking nuts. How did they manage to run things for so long?
Congrats, Candy.
Iowa. An island of sanity in the heartlandian sea.
Usurper??
Seriously? Just because you didn’t like ‘the ink’ of his birth certificate? A civil war?
“Oh Lordy! Oh Lordy! Miss Scarlet! Miss Scarlet, whatever we gonna do!?”
He should come out to Colorado and try one of our fifteen pound pizzas:
If you don’t want to eat it, keep it as a spare tire.
Iowa. An island of sanity in the heartlandian sea.
As long as you stay out of the western part of the state, the place is indeed an oasis of progressive politics.
All the xtianists are girding up their substandard loins for a big fight, but we don’t have propositions or ballot initiatives the way California does, and our legislature is majority Dem and the gov is Dem – although sadly you certainly couldn’t call him a progressive – so I don’t see them doing anything whack anytime soon. We may actually be the new Mass.
crosses fingers
Stephen, is 99 less than a hundred?
No?
Then it’s half.
The difference between an IQ of 99 and an IQ of 100 is literally insignificant. If you take an IQ test twice you won’t get exactly the same score. That’s why average IQ is a range. When somebody says something like “half the population is below average IQ” they’re not intending to quibble over idiotically specific scores that make no measurable difference, they’re saying that half the population is dumb. So be intellectually honest and admit that that’s what you’re saying. But just so you know, it’s wrong. Half the population is not dumb.
The difference between an IQ of 99 and an IQ of 100 is literally insignificant.
You DO realize the comment was a JOKE, do you not?
Say, maybe you can tell me: how DO you spell “anally retentive”? One “l” or two?
So, maybe i missed it, but how exactly does cutting the tax rate help someone who just lost their job and thus, by default, pays 0% taxes anyways?
The same way that giving people living on credit cards a pre-tax “health savings account” fixes the health care crisis.
= Republican logic.
You DO realize the comment was a JOKE, do you not?
No, I’m really bad at determining such things. 🙁
Added bonus: a little pre-election hackitude from Michael S. Malone.
Summary:
Despite Malone’s super-duper-awesome credentials as a journalist, he’s become ashamed of his profession due to the news media’s shocking failure to effectively smear Obama. This is happening because aging, embittered news editors everywhere are sucking up to the candidate in the hope that he’ll protect their pensions by reviving the Fairness Doctrine. And worst of all, reporters were rude to Joe the Plumber.
Added bonus: a little pre-election hackitude from Michael S. Malone.
I thought he was the parody Michael Moore from “An American Carol.”
– no wonder I was confused. This guy’s byline is ” MIchael S. Malone”, not “Michael”.
fardels bear said:
Indeed. I think we should design a gourmand tour for the man. After the burger and pizza Wisconsin’s 160 oz cut of prime rib.
On the topic of appalling food portions, when did we fall into this hoprrible inflationary spiral of serving sizes? a 12 oz. soft drink used to be a “small” at most fast-food chains. 16 oz. was a “medium”, and a large was like 24 oz. Now a “small” is usually 20 oz, and you can order them all the way ups to the size that requires an appliance dolly to transport. When I was a teeneager, waaaay back in the Reagan administration, there was a local burger joint that served a burger called the “YGBK”, short for “You Gotta Be Kidding”. It was something the girls would share between 2 ot three of them, and the jocks would order and dare each other to finish. Anyone who actually finished a whole YGBK would roll home and skip dinner. I think this is roughly regarded as a “medium” at places like Red Robin now.
No, I’m really bad at determining such things. 🙁
I know a website that might help!
Late arriving, but can I just say:
“BachmannCrazyOverdrive”
for the win.
when did we fall into this hoprrible inflationary spiral of serving sizes?
The sainted free markets has empowered Americans with the ability to be really fat and have heart attacks. Yay free market!
When I was a teeneager, waaaay back in the Reagan administration, there was a local burger joint that served a burger called the “YGBK”, short for “You Gotta Be Kidding”. It was something the girls would share between 2 ot three of them, and the jocks would order and dare each other to finish. Anyone who actually finished a whole YGBK would roll home and skip dinner. I think this is roughly regarded as a “medium” at places like Red Robin now.
Ya had et looky, bairn!
When I was a teenager wayyyyyyyyyy back in the NIXON administration, we ware given three dried peas an told et wuz a feest!
And we enjoyed et!
Keds these days….
Anyone here a Neal Stephenson fan? I love the scene in “Cryptonomicon” where he describes (in great detail) a character eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch cereal, using a spoon that “most Europeans would consider to be a serving spoon, and most Asian cultures would identify as a gardening implement”
Dried peas? Luxury! We begged for pebbles and we were glad to get them!
Mmm, delicious update!
To his or her credit, the sagacious “typos_R_us” is less than a year late with the “Usurper” tag … & face facts, only a deranged America-hating socialist would want to initiate work-projects in a nation whose unemployment is at 25-year highs, after all!
That sort of monkeyshines just HAS to be the prelude to another civil war – because what could possibly piss off hard-up jobless Yankees more than some arugula-munching hoity-toity in DC offering them paying work? Besides, he’s so Totally Fucking Evil that none of those jobs will even produce revenue – & THAT shit requires a level of pure reality-altering cunning that’d make Dr. Evil himself green with envy.
Not only that, but he’s even going to declare a state of emergency in order to suspend elections & anull the USC – in a country that’s been in a perpetual official state of emergency since at LEAST the early 1950s … the fiendish poltroon!
I trust this description of my perfect morning continues in a similarly approving way.
Breaking from Pammycakes:
Gun control laws kill innocent people.
Indeed Bubba. The scene sontinues for several pages, with exquisite detail about the process of enjoying the perfect bowl of Capn Crunch.
“World-class cereal-eating is a dance of fine compromises. The giant heaping bowl of sodden cereal, awash in milk, is the mark of the novice. Ideally one wants the bone-dry cereal nuggets and the cryogenic milk to enter the mouth with minimal contact and for the entire reaction between them to take place in the mouth. … The next-best thing is to work in small increments, putting only a small amount…in your bowl at a time and eating it all up before it becomes a pit of loathsome slime, which takes about thirty seconds in the case of Cap’n Crunch”
Half the population is not dumb.
Correct, half the population is not dumb…and the other half is dumb as shit.
Dried peas? Luxury! We begged for pebbles and we were glad to get them!
Paybulls!
HAH!
Wee had ta foller rabbits aroun an eat thair poops!
Holy shit! Penn State Penn fucking State! won the NIT?!
WTF? Don’t tell me they’ve finally learned to play hoops in Happy Valley!
Iowa gets gay marriage. Penn State wins bball title. NY finally gets rid of Rush Limpdick. I am SO buying a lottery ticket.
Banks Get New Leeway in Valuing Their Assets
The American Bankers Association, which pushed legislators to demand the board make changes [to give banks more discretion in reporting the value of mortgage securities], praised the board. “Today’s decision should improve information for investors by providing more accurate estimates of market values,” said Edward Yingling, the association’s president.
Well, if the American Bankers ASSociation is pleased, then I’m sure that everything will be just fine.
Also, Yuengling, yum.
Don’t tell me they’ve finally learned to play hoops in Happy Valley!
Winning the NIT is like Obama winning the Special Olympics in bowling.
Rarebits poopsies y’say? ‘Twas a life of ease you had m’boy. We had to scratch our way into the bog hopin to find shreds of petrified mamoth dung! And we were happy about it!
The American Bankers Association, which pushed legislators to demand the board make changes [to give banks more discretion in reporting the value of mortgage securities], praised the board. “Today’s decision should improve information for investors by providing more accurate estimates of market values,” said Edward Yingling, the association’s president.
I’m sorry, but…”accurate”? WTF?
We had to scratch our way into the bog hopin to find shreds of petrified mamoth dung!
Och! Me ancestors used ta follow maggots aroun ta eat thair poops while th’ maggots ate th’ poops of dead carnivorous rabbits!
Yuengling Black & Tan. Double yum.
That’s right, PeeJ – with its NIT win, Penn State is officially the 65th best team in college basketball.
Paging Rary Guppert — Paging Rary Guppert — Oh Mr. Guppert, we’ve just received a telegram that says gay marriage is now legal in the Heartland (Iowa).
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/04/us/04iowa.html?partner=rss&emc=rss
Take THAT, Californ-i-ay!
It astounds me that Iowa made man-man marriage legal ahead of man-sheep.
My friends ya got trouble
(trouble, trouble, trouble,)
Right here in River City
(trouble, trouble, trouble)
With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “G”
and that stands for GAY!
Victim of the corn(hole)fucker virus, one assumes.
Or maybe:
Oh, there’s nothing halfway
About the Iowa way to marry,
If you’re Larry
And you’re Gary and you want some Homo Nups.
There’s an Iowa kind of special
Go – in – the – backdoor attitude.
We’ve never been without.
That we recall.
We can be Gay
As our flaming tractor – driving homos
If you ask about ’em we’ll very likely lie.
And we’re so by God kweer
We can have the funky buttsecks
For a week at a time
And never stop for a bye the bye.
But what the heck, you’re welcome,
Join us at the wedding.
You can eat your fill
Of all the dick you bring yourself.
You really ought to give Iowa a try.
mikey
You DO realize the comment was a JOKE, do you not?
“It was a joke. Do you have them in Sweden?”
(my favourite line from Riget II).
The current depression will continue for the rest of this decade and most of the next. There will be bright spots, rays of sunshine peeking thru the dark clouds
Initially I mistook this for the local weather forecast.
Initially I mistook this for the local weather forecast.
I decided if I ever get into the same situation that Kevin Costner did in “Dances With Wolves” that my Indian name should be “Intervals of Sunshine”.
Matron Dynamite of Appreciative Joy said,
April 3, 2009 at 20:43
Heh, my first thought on reading the news was also of Gary Ruppert. I’d ponder what that means but that’s one void I don’t want to find ogling me back.
with its NIT win, Penn State is officially the 65th best team in college basketball.
66th. You forgot the NCAA has a play-in game.
“demonrats”?
Demonrats, and ghays, and muzlims, oh my!
Thirteen dead in New York.
The Consequences of
Open BordersLax Gun Laws said,April 3, 2009 at 21:50
Thirteen dead in New York.
fixed your post
We didn’t have shootings like this in America before our culture declined and our borders were opened to the Third World.
How often did you hear of mass shootings of innocents in the 1930s? Hardly ever, and the gun laws here non-existant.
I blame the Jethro Bodine Bowl syndrome of 1962.
Well, no.
Average is another word for mean, which is a single numeric value.
Add all numbers together, divide by the number of numbers, and that is your mean.
You could, for instance, count the number of at-bats that a baseball player has during a given period, and the number of hits. We could then divide the number of hits by the at bats, and call it a batting average.
See?
Classless troll has no fucking class.
The Consequences of Open Borders said,
April 3, 2009 at 21:55
We didn’t have shootings like this in America before our culture declined and our borders were opened to the Third World.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
On August 20, 1986, 14 employees were shot and killed and six wounded at the Edmond, Oklahoma, post office by a postman, Patrick Sherrill, who then committed suicide with a shot to the forehead.[1]
On October 10, 1991, Joseph Harris shot and killed four people, including his former boss and two other USPS employees a year after being fired.[2]
On November 14, 1991 in Royal Oak, Michigan, Thomas McIlvane killed five people, including himself, with a Ruger 10/22 rifle in Royal Oak’s post office, after being fired from the Postal Service for “insubordination.” He had been previously suspended for getting into altercations with postal customers on his route. [3]
Two shootings took place on the same day, May 6, 1993, a few hours apart. At a post office in Dearborn, Michigan, Lawrence Jasion wounded three and killed two (including himself). In Dana Point, California, Mark Richard Hilburn killed his mother, then shot two postal workers dead.[4][citation needed]
As a result of these two shooting, in 1993 the Postal Service created 85 Workplace Environment Analysts for domicile at its 85 postal districts. These new positions were created to help with violence prevention and workplace improvement. In February 2009, the Postal Service unilaterally eliminated these positions as part of its downsizing efforts.( Footnote: Musacco, Stephen (2009). Beyond going postal: Shifting from workplace tragedies and toxic workplace environments to a safe and healthy organization. Booksurge.)
Jennifer San Marco, a former postal employee, killed six postal employees before committing suicide with a handgun, on the evening of January 30, 2006, at a large postal processing facility in Goleta, California.[5]
Police later also identified a seventh victim dead in a condominium complex in Goleta, California where San Marco once lived.[6]
According to media reports, the Postal Service had forced San Marco to retire in 2003 because of her worsening mental problems. Her choice of victims may have also been racially motivated; San Marco had a previous history of racial prejudice, and tried to obtain a business license for a newspaper of her own ideas, called The Racist Press, in New Mexico.
This incident is believed to be the deadliest workplace shooting ever carried out in the United States by a woman.[7][8]
Grant Gallaher, current employee and letter carrier of thirteen years, while on duty as a letter carrier in Baker City, Oregon, reportedly went home and got his .357 Magnum revolver and drove to the city post office with the intention of killing his postmaster. Arriving at the parking lot, he reportedly ran over his supervisor several times. Subsequently he went into the post office looking for his postmaster. Not finding the postmaster, he went back out to the parking lot and shot his supervisor several times at close range, ostensibly to make sure she was dead. He reportedly then fired three bullets in the windshield of her car and three more in the hood.
Grant Gallaher reportedly was on a new route for three weeks and had felt pressured by a week-long work-time study and an extra twenty minutes added to his new route. On the day of his rampage, he reportedly was ahead of schedule on his route and his supervisor brought him more mail to deliver. He allegedly decided to take the matter up with his postmaster on his cell phone and then went home to get his .357 Magnum revolver to exact his revenge. The work climate had reportedly improved from what it was in 1998, the year a union steward, age fifty-three, at the Baker City post office committed suicide.
This act of workplace violence by Grant Gallaher connotes what the notion of “going postal” is meant to exemplify by its use in the popular media, that is, a verb meaning to suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, possibly to the point of violence.
It’s called “going psotal” you ignert asshole.
Eighty-one dead every day.
actor212, all those incidents are since the 1960s, which is the turning point at which our culture became degenerated and our borders opened to the Third World, which leads to a feeling of alienation and lack of community.
Please provide examples, from the 1950s, of school and community center shootings. I’m waiting.
And please, don’t get me started on the genocide committed against native American tribes in the 19th Century.
Again, actor212, how many Columbine-type incidents did we have in the 1950s?
Please provide examples, from the 1950s, of school and community center shootings. I’m waiting.
Someone want to clue Troofie in about lynchings, burnings and shootings, please?
I’d like an example of a mass school shooting from the ’50s, actor212. Or even a mass shooting of a community center.
Gun laws were even more lax then, you know!
So we should “close” our borders so psycopaths can feel better about themselves? Wha?
St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. 1929.
We should close our borders because foreigners come here, become alienated, and then join gangs (Mexicans) or go on shooting rampages (Asians).
VA Tech, the snipers, and now this–all the consequences of mass Third World Immigration and the resulting breakdown of culture.
Classless troll still has no fucking class.
Lemme think…there was the St Valentine’s Day massacre, that was the 1930s…so right there, you’re a liar.
So There’s one incident before the 1960s.
How many have we had since? Hmmm?
Why didn’t all those gun control laws liberals passed stop this? IIRC, New York was one of the most strict gun laws in the entire nation!
Gun laws were even more lax then, you know!
Mostly because it was black folk being killed, asshole.
The St. Valentines Day Massacre involved gang violence.
I’m talking about a lone man going into a school or community center and opening fire on innocents.
Well, yeah.
Look how well it’s worked for Uzbekistan…
mikey
Aaaaaaaaand Actor212 plays the race card!
Thank God after forty years of liberal rule violence has been eliminated in the black community!
Oh, wait…
So long as it doesn’t involve automobile driving habits.
Come to think of it: fairly recent massacre, instigated not by an immigrant, but by a white man who hated brown people: 1995, 168 people dead, Oklahoma City.
IIRC, New York was one of the most strict gun laws in the entire nation!
No.
New York CITY has one of the toughest gun laws on the books and you’ll notice, it never has happened here. Period.
New York State, however, is filled with racist crackers and nutcases, covered by far laxer laws.
“New York CITY has one of the toughest gun laws on the books and you’ll notice, it never has happened here. Period.”
No gun violence in New York?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Detroit, D.C., Chicago, liberal places with strict gun laws with horrible crime rates.
MASS violence has been eliminated in the black community!
See? Thank you for proving my point. Only white folks kill large numbers. We probably ought to deport them.
Yeah Actor212, I know when a drug dealer decides he wants to buy a gun in New York, he goes to a liscensed dealer, hands him his I.D., and when he is denied for a felony, he just shrugs and doesn’t get the gun.
Yeah, that’s EXACTLY how it works.
Idiot. You think a criminal is going to follow gun regulations? Lol.
But I do suspect that Trolly will keep moving the goalposts so he can claim that brown people are the most horrible thing ever. Ohhh, those brown people! Genetically prone to killing supposedly loveable brown people!
No gun violence in New York?
Not one mass killing has occured in a New York City school since the tougher gun laws went into effect.
Don’t change the topic, asshole.
“See? Thank you for proving my point. Only white folks kill large numbers. ”
No, you lib moron, the vast majority of violence is black-on-black.
“?But I do suspect that Trolly will keep moving the goalposts so he can claim that brown people are the most horrible thing ever. Ohhh, those brown people! Genetically prone to killing supposedly loveable brown people!”
It’s about CULTURE, a nation should have a common CULTURE not degenerate into some multi-culti morass.
I know when a drug dealer decides he wants to buy a gun in New York, he goes to a liscensed dealer, hands him his I.D., and when he is denied for a felony, he just shrugs and doesn’t get the gun.
Right.
He goes to an ignert bohunk cracker in Virginia who sells him a weapon prvately, making money off the blood of urban children.
Idiot.
“We should close our borders because foreigners come here, become alienated…
Gee, I wonder what or who could possibly alienate a perfectly legal immigrant. Hmm, lemme think…
STFU troll. Playing on tragedy for political gain? Yer a piece of shit. Excess human baggage. A walking argument for retroactive abortion.
Please disemvowel that vile turd immediately.
“See? Thank you for proving my point. Only white folks kill large numbers. ”
No, you lib moron, the vast majority of violence is black-on-black.
But only white people kill en masse. Again, you move the goal posts.
“STFU troll. Playing on tragedy for political gain? Yer a piece of shit. Excess human baggage. A walking argument for retroactive abortion.”
Oh go cry me a river. The libs always exploit these things to push for more gun control.
“But only white people kill en masse.”
Lol.
I think we should deport all white gun owners right now, as a preventative measure.
Let’s start with Troofie.
Troofie, I fail to see what ethnic violence has to do with a mass killing in America.
Or are you claiming we are now part of a one world government? 😀
Yeah, only white people kill en masse!
Yeah, all those white people!
Poor Troofie. His ass is kicked yet again by Actor212.
What, were we all just walking around with pocketsfull of troll chow just waiting for this loozer to wander over and put his hand out? Come on people!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster
Places like Vermont, Wyoming, Montana, and Utah are very white with very lax gun laws, yet we never hear about incidents like this in those places.
Hmmm…..
D.C. Sniper said,
April 3, 2009 at 22:15
Yeah, all those white people!
En masse. Yes. Now, you can make the claim the VT shooter was Asian, but you’ll notice that he self-identified as a Christian southerner, not Buddhism.
Maybe it’s because they’re monocultural places that have mantained their sense of community and racial balance?
Nah, couldn’t be!
“En masse. Yes. Now, you can make the claim the VT shooter was Asian, but you’ll notice that he self-identified as a Christian ”
Lol you dumbass. The majority of South Koreans are Christian, idiot.
Nice pick, Tig.
Maybe it’s because they’re monocultural places that have mantained their sense of community and racial balance?
They find a lot of dinosaurs there, too.
They’re extinct, you know.
Rawanda said,
If you’re gonna troll, buy a dictionary.
The Consequences of Open Borders said,
Poopgas.
Classless troll has no fucking class, and is flat-out racist.
Korea, South: Christian 26.3% (Protestant 19.7%, Roman Catholic 6.6%), Buddhist 23.2%, other or unknown 1.3%, none 49.3% (1995 census)
Me no see no majority there, Troofie.
I’m a racialist, not a racist.
Troofie doesn’t believe any mass killings count unless the perpetrators are non-whites. Capone? McVeigh? Rudolph? Why, they’re pikers compared to what some poor Mexican picking lettuce in S.Cali’s capable of. Southern lynchers? The Holocaust? Stop talking about that statistically unlikely stuff and let’s focus on Brown People Filled with Cartoon Evil who cackle and rub their hands together as they cannibalize Ma and Pa Kettle…
The majority that have a religion are Christian.
He was Asian. He massacred people.
This guy was Asian. He massacred people.
Deal with it. You can’t blame this one on whitey.
I’m the biggest murderer of the 20th Century! I must be white! Oh no, wait, I’m not…
Hitler has nothing on me!
The Consequences of Open Borders said,
April 3, 2009 at 22:21
The majority that have a religion are Christian.
But still a minority on par with being black in America
Troofie, lax gun laws killed thirteen people today in a small city in upstate New York.
Deal with it.
Would you settle for a church bombing?
Why is most crime in Democrat ruled cities like Detroit and D.C. (with strict gun laws), while the areas with lowest crime have lax gun laws? Hmm?
How many drug shootouts do you hear about in West Virginia?
Kenga,
He wouldn’t accept burning churches and houses of black folks in the South, so probably not.
“Would you settle for a church bombing?”
Shouldn’t you libs like that since you hate religion so much?
Why does the vast majority of America live within 150 miles of the coast?
Why do people not get along?
More important, why do mass killings only happen in the hearlland?
Finland has lax gun laws, yet shootings there are exceedingly rare!
Classless troll has no fucking class, is racist, and is very happy that others have decided to share in the poop that he has to offer.
In America, nearly all mass murderers, including serial killers and terrorists, are white Christian Republicans.
Maybe it’s a good thing that we’ve got them slated for extermination. It’s the only way to keep normal people safe.
I hear Iowa has lax marriage laws now.
I’d move to where the decent folks* are if I didn’t already live in MA.
(*except for that driving thing, and to be fair, it’s only 90% or so that are responsible for it)
Incidentally, “Becky” and “Equity” do rhyme. They just aren’t consonant rhymes. They are assonant rhymes. Look it up, but not on Wikipedia because the entry there is wrong.
Also, fuck Charles Krauthammer. I realize that is off-thread but it needed saying.
Finland has lax gun laws, yet shootings there are exceedingly rare!
Yup. Altho already this year, there have been three.
And Finland has national health care, a generous welfare and unemployment plan, and more important, the highest suicide rate in the world.
Oh, and Finland has a near-incomprehensible language so no one gets offended easily.
And of course, we have all that mixed blood flowing: Russian, Eastern European, Swedish…we tend to be very tolerant of our fellow men.
I say “we” cuz I am…
So…open borders is the reason why people kill each other?
There is no correlation. Period.
Look, we had a nice, snarky thread going here before the troll flew in and started shitting all over the chessboard. My god, one stoopid comment and everybody trips all over themselves to feed the pathetic idiot troll. C’mon, peeps, DON’T FEED THE HUNGRY TROLL!
Scott – do you happen to know what % of those white Christian Republican serial killers and terrorists were gay-married?
I’m thinking that number may be indicative of something.
My god, one stoopid comment and everybody trips all over themselves to feed the pathetic idiot troll. C’mon, peeps, DON’T FEED THE HUNGRY TROLL!
Sorry, I was a little peckish myself.
Everyone should grow up in the Heartland on a little farm with a very religious mother.
Like Ed Gein.
“In America, nearly all mass murderers, including serial killers and terrorists, are white Christian Republicans. ”
False. That’s a lib myth. There are more black serial killers in proportion to their percentage of the population than white ones.
Scott – do you happen to know what % of those white Christian Republican serial killers and terrorists were gay-married?
Dahmer wasn’t married, but he did show an uncommon interest in munching on man meat. 😉
Troll seems to want to be caught out in factual inexactitudes and be despised by anonymous strangers on the Internet.
OK, mission accomplished; you can go now.
“In America, nearly all mass murderers, including serial killers and terrorists, are white Christian Republicans. ”
False. That’s a lib myth. There are more black serial killers in proportion to their percentage of the population than white ones.
Nope, what I said was correct. Nearly all mass murderers, including serial killers and terrorists, are white Christian Republicans.
I’d love to see your citation, though. (Oh, ha ha, I know…)
its Escheresque maze of derivatives
Needs illustration.
**SIGH**
I know.
You can’t avoid idiots. They truly are everywhere.
The only thing you can do, the ONLY control you have available, is to not argue with them. They are idiots. Arguing gets the idiocy all over everyone.
Thing is, you gotta make the choice…
mikey
Arguing with trolls is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
An oldie but a goodie
Arguing with trolls is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still
retardedspecial.Fixed your post.
Another Escher maze, which you probably all know, but I like it anyway.
Is it OK to implicitly compare leveraged money-swappers with planaria? Does that count as ‘instigating mass-murder’?
Another favorite:
Arguing with trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon. The bird flies in out of nowhere, struts around squawking, flapping its wings, knocking over the pieces and shitting all over the board. Then it flies back to boast to its friends of its “great victory”.
“That is when the slower members of the right and the center finally figure out that they have lost their democracy to a Usurper. Then the troubles will start. Civil War by the spring of ‘11.”
Really?
Really?
Okay, GOP, here’s a freebie slogan y’all can use for your 2010 runs:
“Republicans: When Atlanta burns, we get a hard on.”
“The Usurpers policies will make things better until the work projects are done. Then things will get really bad, since there won’t be enough capital left for more make work projects and the first batch were not revenue producing. So EVERYBODY will be broke. I expect that to come around late spring of ‘10.”
So in one year, tops, every project in the country that could be done will be done.
There’s more to the world then your beer can strewn, termite ridden front porch, spanky. No, we can’t just slap some duct tape on the bridges and call it a day.
Is it OK to implicitly compare leveraged money-swappers with planaria? Does that count as ‘instigating mass-murder’?
I don’t think so, unless you’re suggesting cutting off the swappers’ heads to see if they grow back.
Arguing with trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon. [,,,] Then it flies back to boast to its friends of its “great victory”.
And it never had the slightest idea of what was going on anyway.
The unquiet spirit of Randy Shilts lurks over Sullivan’s shoulder, as always. “Okay, the good guys have won. Please and damn it, move on. Get a hobby. Better yet, get another obsession. I understand there’s some kind of economic holocaust going on down there. Or whistleblowers, there’s always whistleblowers. Jesus Harold Christ, zoom out and refocus already. I’m way overdue for the Great White Light. Do you understand?”
“Grrrr. Andy gay. Andy persecuted. Army have gays, mean to gays, army bad. Also air force, Marines, navy, possibly Border Patrol. Ugh,” says Sullivan.
“When I was alive I found chunks of guys like you in my stool, you limey fuck. Don’t make me lose my temper. I happen to care about the armed forces as a whole, not just the GBLTXYZ component. Death lends perspective. Did I mention I can cause you to die insane? Life is precious. Spend yours wisely.”
“Mongo only pawn in game of sexual politics. Life not important. Only abstraction important. Must publicize — argh — aach –”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing. Everyone is supposed to get along with everyone else, just like in Iowa. Be told. Next time, it’s the double wet-suit for you, you fucking tool, do you understand? Sound off.”
“I — aargh — I –”
“Shut your hole. Get to work. Hundreds of thousands of uniformed breeders, and their families and dependents, have been betrayed and condemned to pointless death. Flush out your headgear and do something productive for a change. Don’t make me fuck you up, because I will, because you deserve it and you know it and so does everybody else. Move out.”
(Outro – “Ball of Confusion”)
Oh no, I’ll smoke a turd in hell for posting that in the wrong place. I regret nothing, don’t get me wrong, but the Dewey Decimal System exists for a reason. Party foul! D’oh!
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Troofy dropped in today because somebody asked him if he had any friends, and at his level of social maladjustment and solitude, S,N! posters are the closest thing he’s got.
I don’t think so, unless you’re suggesting cutting off the swappers’ heads to see if they grow back.
I was thinking more in terms of grinding up one of them and feeding the mince to the others, to see if they learn anything.
I was thinking more in terms of grinding up one of them and feeding the mince to the others, to see if they learn anything.
Now that’s science! Maybe Obama will lift the ban on that kind of research too.
Man, you guys take the bait…. every time. I love it.
The Consequences of Open Borders is right! Learn the shocking truth about early 20th century mass murderers:
May 19, 1901 – Everet Conway in Evansville, IN – 3 killed 20 wounded (also went by ”Ali Baba Muhammed’)
Aug. 13, 1903 – Gilbert Twigg in Winfield, KS – 9 killed, 25 wounded (known to be fond of chop suey)
Nov. 13, 1906 – Will Harris in Asheville, NC – 5 killed, 12 wounded (had foreign airs)
Nov. 16, 1908 – James Deckard in Okmulgee, OK – 7 killed, 10 wounded (anagram of name – ‘Dark Jam Sec Ed’ – suggests African origin, political ambitions)
like playing chess with a pigeon
What am I,
minced money-swapperchopped liver?Whom does a pig have to mud-wrestle to get some recognition around here>
when did we fall into this hoprrible inflationary spiral of serving sizes? a 12 oz. soft drink used to be a “small” at most fast-food chains.
In my day, “eat a big bag of dicks” referred to something about the size of a lady’s reticule, but these days you’re lucky to get away with anything smaller than a supermarket shopping bag.
I was just thinking that dealing with the troll is like trying to teach calculus to my dog. Who’s the idiot in that scenario?
P.S. I thought that racist piece of garbage got banned? I can just imaging how excited he got over today’s horrible incident, and having to find somewhere with an un-banned IP address so he could gloat. He literally makes me ill.
Whom does a pig have to mud-wrestle to get some recognition around here
I’ll give you two choices, either of which will work fine. (1) Wrestle Limbaugh unitl he bites a chunk of your flesh off and spits it at the camera or he has a coronary. (2) Get some cheese- and beef-cake in the mud naked with you.
Arguing with a Pig is like mud-wrestling a retarded dog. You both learn calculus and the pigeon likes it!
the Colonial Fleet, in Battlestar Galactica…pajamasmedia would be the Poo Barge.
WTF? Is this in any way related to the Toiletship Rücksichtslos in Gravity’s Rainbow?
Annoying Poetry Troll
*SWOON*
Is it OK to implicitly compare leveraged money-swappers with planaria?
No. Planaria are cute and useful.
Why is our President apologizing to foreigners overseas?
Why is he taking their questions?
He’s OUR President, not President of Europe. And I don’t like it when he apologizes for America overseas and grovels. That’s exactly what he did in France today.
“The patriots of Wall Streeet shall put down their sacks of loot & rise up as one to defend their right to fleece the rubes once more!”
Read as “Wail Street,” so appropriate.
We should close our borders because foreigners come here, become alienated, and then join gangs (Mexicans) or go on shooting rampages (Asians).
The gunman killed 13 would-be immigrants, you walking yeast infection. I’m surprised you’re not jizzing your pants in glee.
Filth.
Heck, if the shooter weren’t Asian himself Freep would probably be calling him a hero right now. The ones who aren’t shitting their pants in fear over Iowa’s gay marriage ruling, that is.
I give up. It’s like you’re all starving, waiting for the trolls to feed YOU
sheesh
The Consequences of Open Borders said
I never heard of Charles Whitman
The Consequences of Open Borders said
I never heard of Charles Manson
The Consequences of Open Borders said
I never heard of the Homestead massacre, Wounded Knee, or My Lai either. All I care about is whining that people who don’t look exactly like me are allowed to live in the same country where I “live” — if you can call that living.
My vegan breakfast is six cups of strong black coffee and several hand-rolled unfiltered cigarettes.
If I’m really hungry, I might also have a handful of Percocet.
If we’ve learned anything it’s that MARKETS LOVE OPACITY.
No?
Was it SUCKERS LOVE OPACITY.
Possibly.
I remember hearing something about a DEAD CAT and the word BOUNCE, or the words SUCKER and RALLY used together somehow. Maybe that’s it.