Thursday Night Pats Blogging

Well, I’m drinking a “beer” called Steel Reserve right now. It tastes like chemicals, but it’s also got 8.1% alcohol content- ergo, I’m buzzed after two. Has anyone drank this shit before?

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Oh, and TOUCHDOWN PATRIOTS!!! EAT IT, YOSEF!!! (Btw, Yosef, are you a Panthers fan? Cuz Sports Illustrated picked them to win it all this year- that’s the freaking kiss-o-death.)

 

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TwistTieCollector
 

Anybody else hear about Cheney getting cursed at by a victim during his visit today? NPR said it happened during a live broadcast by a cable news company covering CreepyVeep and it came through loud and clear.

I’d sure like to get a look-see at a tape of that.

 
 

I’d sure like to get a look-see at a tape of that.

Ask. Receive.

 
 

Man, if you ain’t drinkin the Steel out of a 40, you ain’t drinkin the Steel. Sheeit.

 
 

“Ask. Receive.” Hey Brad, that’s pretty cool. Can I have a million dollars and French Citizenship? Thanks in advance. Pinko Punko has already used his powers to set me up with the ladies (PJ Harvey, Neko Case, Uma Thurman, &Hope Sandoval).

 
 

Your beer can contains erroneous information. Hops does not contribute to a higher specific gravity. It adds either bitterness or aroma to beer, not alcohol.

Then again, I am inclined to believe that you are neither getting said bitterness/aroma or care about getting said bitterness/aroma.

Personally, gimme Genny Cream Ale if you’re talking swill. Otherwise, Ommegang does a real good job with it’s 8% burgandian belgian brew.

 
 

Pinko Punko has already used his powers to set me up with the ladies (PJ Harvey, Neko Case, Uma Thurman, &Hope Sandoval).

PJ Harvey? I like her music, but… I dunno. I’m more of a Bjork man m’self.

 
 

Your beer can contains erroneous information.

Well, it’s erroneous beer. It’s only fair.

Oh, and the Yankees lose! THEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE!!!!

 
 

TOUCHDOOOOOOOOWN PATRIOTS!!!!

 
 

Bjork, would work in a pinch. She’s certainly crazy/weird enough to keep me interested. Here’s how I describe PJ on Pinko Punko’s site after meeting her breifly: “in addition to being incredibly hot in a very small and pointy British sort of way she was extremely gracious and kind..”On the can, do they actually mention that the “specific” gravity is higher? Or do they just say higher gravity?

 
 

You should try some Concord Brewery offerings.

 
 

Bjork, would work in a pinch. She’s certainly crazy/weird enough to keep me interested.

Asian women are awesome (and I know she’s Icelandic, but dammit, she LOOKS Asian…)

 
 

You should try some Concord Brewery offerings.

Ooo! That sounds shitty enough! Is it cheap???

 
 

I think that the Icelandic people are in general a very handsome lot. Can’t say that I’ve met any Icelandic women but the men that I’ve met are lanky and very clever.

 
 

Ack! Shitty? Is that your main requirement for a beer? Nevermind, then. And no, it isn’t.

 
 

I think that the Icelandic people are in general a very handsome lot. Can’t say that I’ve met any Icelandic women but the men that I’ve met are lanky and very clever.

Yeah, they’re a pretty strange country. They basically live on a volcano. From what I’ve heard (and I could be wrong and/or drunk), the Vikings basically dumped a bunch of Asian captives there centuries ago, which is why you have people like Bjork living near the Arctic Cricle (if I’m wrong about this, please forgive me- I’m very, very drunk and too lazy to fact-check).

 
 

Never had Steel Reserve, but after your review and the many here at Ratebeer.com, I don’t plan ever to. http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/steel-reserve/8081/

My favorite:

This is one BAAAAAAD beverage. Used to drink it when I was younger on a lark. Recommend it to everyone I hate. I spilled some on the floor one time and my dog, who has been house trained for years, peed next to the puddle. Tastes like melted aluminum foil and acetone. Good to buy if your partying with schulbs as they are almost guarateed not to steal it. Keep it in the sack, don?t let anyone see you drink it. 0.7/5.0

 
 

Ack! Shitty? Is that your main requirement for a beer? Nevermind, then. And no, it isn’t.

Ah. Sorry about that. I was thinking you were recommeding me a beer along the llines of tha’ STEEL. But I normally like good beer. I like Stone Breweries and Rogue, when I can find it.

 
 

*whispers to other commenters…If we play this right we may get some excellent blackmail material*

 
 

OK, WHY did they put in Petagine? Now I’m cranky.

 
 

Tastes like melted aluminum foil and acetone.

Yep! That;s steel Reserve all g\right!

 
 

Concord’s got several good beers, and they’re local, so you can go kick someone’s ass if you find it neccesary.

 
 

OK, WHY did they put in Petagine? Now I’m cranky.

Well… i can’t justify that. but they took two out of three from the angels. and the Yanks lost to the FUCKING DEVIL \REAYS AGAIN!!! So i can’t be too pissed.

 
 

Concord’s got several good beers, and they’re local, so you can go kick someone’s ass if you find it neccesary.

Concord Mass, or New Hampire?

 
 

*whispers to other commenters…If we play this right we may get some excellent blackmail material*

Go ahaad. I have no sha,e

 
 

and no spelling ability, apparently/

 
 

And apparently no motor skills either. I’m pulling you over for a BUI.

 
 

Concord, Mass., and yeah, Yankees losing is good, but gaining ground would have been very sweet.

 
 

WHat happened to the sox bats?

Also, I think PJ looks good, when she’s not trying to look extra pointy in her videos (“Down by the Water” anyone?), but I can only think she would sing “Dry” at a show after we broke up and look pointedly (and point) my way. And that would be tough.

Need to check on the Pats score. I hate the Raiders. I am goign to hammer Yosef for that. That is the one Boston sports game that really has a moment that almost lives up the Buckner thing. I really wonder how Raiders fans handle the snow game.

 
 

If I drink beer- well, my namesake says it all.
Personally, I’m a mixed drink (rum and Coke or a Screwdriver or somesuch. I’m pretty easy to please with the mixed drinks, while I’m kind of a beer snob… most American beer tastes like piss- it had to be said *wink*).
I’ve never been a “drink to get drunk” kind of guy anyway(which is hard to do anyway when you are as big as I am with a liver that has been bred from 8 generations of hardcore alchoholics on both sides of the family). I usually nurse a drink or two over the course of a night and assist any of my companions up stairs or negotiate obsticles as I am usually the only one with more than 85% moter function.

 
 

Hey, Pinko Punko! Do ya think Brad is passed out fetal on the floor surrounded by steel reserve cans and illuminated by the glow of his monitor?

 
 

PP, Good point regarding “Dry.” To be honest though that’s part of the reason I’m attracted to her. She’s a powerful voice and person in a very small package. She definitely could hurt me but I think it might be worth it

 
 

Pats recover fumble at the 21!!!!

 
 

Hey, Pinko Punko! Do ya think Brad is passed out fetal on the floor surrounded by steel reserve cans and illuminated by the glow of his monitor?

Fuck no! I still live beeee-yotch!!! (though i’m getting clsoe to passing out, i’m not gonna lie)

 
 

TOUCHDOOOOOOOWN PATS!!!! Finally, Dillon gets a decent run in…

 
 

I pretty much always drink to get drunk or use the act as a ruse for checking out women.

I was hangin out with two guys fresh off the plane from GLasgow over the weekend. It blew me away that all they wanted to drink was budweiser. They had incredible fortitude as that crap left me wary of beer for the rest of the weekend.

 
 

Brad, between you and me…what do you really think of Marie?

 
 

It blew me away that all they wanted to drink was budweiser.

Dude. When I lived in the UK for six months, the Brits all thought Bud was like a classy American beer. It’s like all th dumb americans who go over ther and thnk Carlsberg is like fancyu or something.

 
 

Brad, between you and me…what do you really think of Marie?

Marie’s cute, but toooooo cuh-razy for my tastes. I’ve learned since long ago to pay attention to red flags. And Marie’s got like 20 billion of ’em.

 
 

I see that you are not yet drunk enough. Bartender!!! *snap snap*

 
 

Steely! My old friend! They used to sell 99c 24oz cans of that crap near my college. I still remember the look on the face of one of my drinking buddies when he took his first sip. One must be truly deicated to inebriation to drink that swill. Fortunately, at 99c, dedication comes a little easier. Seriously though…if your point in posting this was to find something cheaper and stronger than Steelies, I’m afraid you’re out of luck, unless you’re ready to take the plunge into drinking fortified wine, or the grocery store brand vodka.

 
 

Greg- I just got myself my fifth STEEL. it’s like chugging three bottles ogf cheap wine. Worru noty.

 
 

Your take on Marie is spot on. She is crazy in a bad way a very bad way. Whereas, PJ is probably a little bit wacky and would probably rip our hearts out and stamp on them but it would all be worth it in the end for the lovely story and the grand memories. OK…I’m a little drunk too.

 
 

She is crazy in a bad way a very bad way. Whereas, PJ is probably a little bit wacky and would probably rip our hearts out and stamp on them but it would all be worth it in the end for the lovely story and the grand memories.

What’re you drinkin’ Greg?

 
 

Good thing my girlfriend is really understanding and doesn’t know anything about this site.

 
 

Cheap red wine. If you’re going to be a cheap drunk you got to do it in style.

 
 

And yeah, I can’t be bothered to drink it out of a glass.

 
 

Good thing my girlfriend is really understanding and doesn’t know anything about this site.

Whoa. You have a life and you’re spendingt your time HERE??? 😉

 
 

And yeah, I can’t be bothered to drink it out of a glass.

I drink steel outta a glass. i don’t know why- it only makes it taste worse. but shit does it get me drizzzz-unk.

 
 

Yes I have a life. But the gf is in Michingan right now visiting friends so I’m a bachelor for two whole weeks!!!!!!!!

 
 

Yes I have a life. But the gf is in Michingan right now visiting friends so I’m a bachelor for two whole weeks!!!!!!!!

I haven’t had a girlfriend for a while. I’ve had lots of quicky flings, but nothing substantive. (and hi, everyone, Brad’s talking about his personal life for the first time)

 
 

You know that Marie and I had this little interweb romance going on in the long thread. It lasted for probably a couple of hundred entries. But the furthest I got was a peak of her neck. It was a pretty nice neck but on the whole I don’t think that it was worth it. And as someone else mentioned I have to check the stove for boiling bunnies.

 
 

Enjoy it while you can Brad. Enjoy it while you can.

 
 

You know that Marie and I had this little interweb romance going on in the long thread. It lasted for probably a couple of hundred entries. But the furthest I got was a peak of her neck. It was a pretty nice neck but on the whole I don’t think that it was worth it. And as someone else mentioned I have to check the stove for boiling bunnies.

LMFAO. It’s probably better than wha? got. Marie’s such a fuckin’ tease. No matter how drunk i get, i will not giev her my cell number.

 
 

make that a “peek”

 
 

Dude, I made the offer in a thread below. I will spring for a prepaid cellphone if you promise to post transcripts.

 
 

Dude, I made the offer in a thread below. I will spring for a prepaid cellphone if you promise to post transcripts.

Oy. I doesn’t matter if you paid cuz i would only talk to marie on the weekends, or after 9 pm on weekdays. the point is, i won’t pay for it, and i wouldn’t make anyone else pay for it. certain things you just can’t put a monetary value on. putting up with marie for an hour is one of them

 
 

Nothing says “cheap but classy alchoholic” like a box of clearance tagged red wine.
Of course, if you were really dedicated, you’d have a still in your backyard/on the roof of your apartment building like my great-grandmother Ceal (God rest her soul).
Fresh off the boat from West Belfast- that was about the third thing build on the ol’ McQuade/Dickey homestead.

 
 

And I really enjoy the pressure headache it give me right between my eyes the next morning.

 
 

And I really enjoy the pressure headache it give me right between my eyes the next morning.

You mean talkingwith Marie?

 
 

BTW Gerg, did Marie ever tell you that “opposites attract?” Cuz that’s the same line she tried to uuse to reel in me and Gavin. Be careful, man! If you’re not, she’ll convert you!!!! 😉

 
 

Drunk off his ass and he still has the wherewithall to zing right back. How can the ladies resist?

 
 

Drunk off his ass and he still has the wherewithall to zing right back. How can the ladies resist?

They can’t. WEll, they can, but not if they’re my type.

 
 

Nah, I’m too far below her radar to warrant personal attention like you and Gavin. However, I did find this hilarious site where apparentely Marie’s father (aka the Father of the Founder) was warning some guys off bugging Marie.

 
 

They can’t. WEll, they can, but not if they’re my type.

If by type you mean ‘just as, if not more, shitfaced than you are- preferably with nice boobs’, then I can imagine so.

 
 

GregH? You realize you have to providfe a link, rght? Pleeeeeeeease> this sounds hilarious.

 
 

I’m googling as we post. It may take more skill than I can muster drunk.

 
 

If by type you mean ‘just as, if not more, shitfaced than you are- preferably with nice boobs’, then I can imagine so.

That’s preety much it 🙂 Though like i said in a previous thread, i seem to attract petite geeky girls, which is perfectly fine with me 🙂

 
 

I’m googling as we post. It may take more skill than I can muster drunk.

FIND THAT LINK!! FIND THAT KLINK!!!::!!!

 
 

Get it and you’re my hero, Greg.
(Looks like I’m still playing the “85%+” role online… damn).

 
 

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Get it and you’re my hero, Greg.
(Looks like I’m still playing the “85%+” role online… damn).

GuinessGuy- with a name like that you better be drizzz-unk like me and GregH!!!! ROOOOOOOARRR!!!!

 
 

That’s preety much it 🙂 Though like i said in a previous thread, i seem to attract petite geeky girls, which is perfectly fine with me 🙂
We should all be so lucky- I’m the designated “wingman”, as I’m a sanguine guy who doesn’t complain much, and is polite to the beast my friend’s lady friend has usually dragged along.
I’m on the fast track to the priesthood as far as the exploits go, I’m afraid (no, the normal non-molesting kind!). :sigh: Could be worse- I could actually make a pass at one of those yetis :shudder:.

 
Ex Lover of the Founder of People Political
 

From now on we should all have title corresponding to our relationship with Marie.

 
Ex Lover of the Founder of People Political
 

By the way, what ever happened to Wha? He was hilarious!!!

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

Fair enough, Ex-
Like I said- I can’t help it. At 275 pounds and an Irish liver, I have to drink a shitload to get drunk. I’m also cheap as hell, and too poor to afford to drop that much on booze in one night.

 
 

I hagve no idea what happend to what. he was hilartious. COME BACK WHA? COME BACLK!!! I”M SORRY I CALLED YOU CLASSLESS!!!!! 😀

 
Ex Lover of the Founder of People Political
 

Guinness Guy. I’ve been meaning to appologize to you. My alter ego said something mean to you once. You gave him the most terrific dressing down that was so hilarious.

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

It’s cool, Ex- and may I say, you play an great troll. So believable, indeed, tinfoil worthy, infact.

 
Ex Lover of the Founder of People Political
 

78 Totebagz!!!!!!!!!

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

Brad’s almost denigrated into “l33t” territory due to his intox… intoxi…. drunkness.
Soon we’ll be communicating with numbers and smileys only.
That’s when the hookers arrive (metaphorically speaking).

 
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That is, in a word, glorious.

 
 

k guys i’ma go to bed now. i’m very drunk an have to get up tomorrow for econ. by like 9:30. later amigos. PEEEEEEAVCe!!!

-Brad R.

 
Ex Lover of the Founder of People Political
 

One thing that you got to admit about Marie is that she’s into the Role Playing thing: God; various law firms; and her Father. Tres Kinky!!

 
 

I never said a word about that one note from Marie, ok?

Man, I knew someone was going to eventually get drunk and start gossiping. I just figured it would be me, is all…

 
 

Dude! Advil and plenty of water.

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

Haha- I don’t have class tomarrow, I’ve got Organization Fair- where I’m signing up for the Knox College Democrats among others.
Now I get to be part of the Machine!

 
 

I never said a word about that one note from Marie, ok?

Man, I knew someone was going to eventually get drunk and start gossiping. I just figured it would be me, is all…

Dude, I only squeeled about it because she sent me the SAME MESSAGE 🙂 NOthing to be ashamed of amigo 😀

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

Red Gatorade, Centrum and Aspirin, combined with a banana- I shit you not, this is the way to go.
Also, in the future, eat a buttered to shit baked potato before drinking (it increases your stamina- an ethnic trade secret amongst my people 😉

 
 

Even though I wrecked your site with excessive trollage I never squeeled about the Marie note.

 
 

What’s Centrum? Vitamin?

 
 

Dude, I only squeeled about it because she sent me the SAME MESSAGE 🙂 NOthing to be ashamed of amigo 😀

She did?

Why am I suddenly jealous? I must be losing my mind.

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

What’s Centrum? Vitamin?

Ohya- it’s the good shit, too. Tastes like orange and goes good into a blender. Uber multivitamin; I swear by the stuff.

 
 

Blender too dangerous wbhen frunk, Need fingers.

 
 

The locals swear by Menudo (tripe stew). I don’t think that I could keep that stuff down sober let alone drunk.

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

Well, the blender recipe is usually for ‘teh aftermath”, in the morning- otherwise you just chug the whole thing at once and pray you don’t heave (weirdly enough, I was never a vomiter…).

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

,i>The locals swear by Menudo (tripe stew). I don’t think that I could keep that stuff down sober let alone drunk.

For a second thereI thought you were talkinjg about Ricky Martin’s ond boyband.
Strangly enough, that describtion pretty much coverst hem both.

I think I’ve just dropped below the “85%” mark **hooray!**

 
 

That was a pretty impressive win by my Halos tonight, especially when you consider how much the Sox are paying that cocksucking son of a bitch Larry Young.

 
 

This is #98. #100 is yours GG use your power wisely.

I’m googling images of Debbie Harry because Pinko Punko says that she’s Skeletor-esque. That doesn’t quite jibe with my boyhood memories of her.

What’s the 85% mark?

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

Where my motor skills drop below 85%… usually I’m the dude who helps his friends get around obsticles or upstairs cuz I still have some semblance of coordntion.
I’m now officially stylin’, w00t!

 
 

Yea, 100 if Greg can still count!

 
 

Congratulations! I don’t know if my motor skillz are ever above 85%. I lived hard in my youth. Buenos Noches and Suenos Dulces!

 
 

I was off by one because of VladiG but you got #100 nevertheless.

 
 

This is certainly an… interesting view of you boys we’re getting tonight.

Is it too late to rescind my comment about debauched sexorgying global?

 
 

You total cobags!

I would have started doing shots to cathc up! whnat the hell ahppened?

Ic an’t read fast enough-

GregH- cheap red wine? You are going to be HUNGOVER. This thread is now the bets thread ever.

 
 

“Why I hate Sadly, No! Cobags”

“Why I hate them is as follows. They have a hilarious thread and no matter how geeky it seems, I would like to at least be paged on my fancy good for nothing Sadly, No! pager about the aformentioned hilarious thread. Thank you, this is why I hate Sadly, No! cobags.”

 
 

PP, It’s never too late! Look at this picture and tell me that
Debbie Harryis skeletor-esque! PICTURE IS PG.

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

This thread is now the bets thread ever.

Yeah!
Good thing I did that letter to my paper before starting tonite- my fucking congressman voted aganst Hurricane aid. Sonofabnich, and from my cousin’s goddamn parish too.
I ripped his ass a new one with some kickass catechism about helping poor people and called him a bad Christian!
Yay me!

(I really need to get off before I start tping Simon ad Garfunkal lyrics in all caps).

 
Ex Lover of the Founder of People Political
 

Linky no worky. Try again.

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

I would totally be into tha tsexorgy thing if this were’nt such a sausagefest- I don’t roll that way, but youguys can do whatever you want.

 
Ex Lover of the Founder of People Political
 

Hey Pinko Punko, I left you notice of Brad’s hilarious drunkeness on your blog.

 
 

D. Sidhe. Once and offer like that is on the table it cannot be rescinded.

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

I also reenforced Gregs note- so everyone now knows:

Sadly, No!’s a fuckin’ party!

 
Ex Lover of the Founder of People Political
 

Simon and Garfunkel Lyrics?

Making love in the afternoon with cecilia
Up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone?s taken my place

Celia, you?re breaking my heart
You?re shaking my confidence daily
Oh, cecilia, I?m down on my knees
I?m begging you please to come home
Come on home

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

Bo-bo bo bo bo

Bo-bo bo bo bo bo-bo bo bo!

>Senond verse, refrain like the first!

Jubulation she loves me again

I fall on tha foor and Im laughing

Jubulation she loves me again

I down on tha foor and Im laughing

Wo-oo-oo-Oh-ohohoho, Oh oh ohohoh-oho-oh-oh, Wo-oo-oo-Oh-ohohoho, Oh oh ohohoh-oho-oh-oh !

 
 

Oh oh. Guinness Guy, methinks thou art 85% and falling dramatically.

 
 

I’m just guessing somplace around 75 now… time for a shower, then bed… Bed…

 
 

Nightie Night John Boy.

 
 

Gavin’s going to be pissed.

 
 

Pissed meaning drunk?

Gavin is probably the best drunk ever, he probably gets meaner and more sly, if that’s possible. He fucking has a welath of knowledge of friggin every band in the world, and then he busts out WWII airplanes on our ass. He’s like Wikipedia, but snarky. When will someone start the Snakopedia, where all the entries are snarky. HELLO, I just gave you guys a million free posts with that idea.

It would be so genius.

Oh shit, someone remind me tomorrow to order the thing I forgot to order from CafePress for next MGT.

Goodnight all, stay safe, remember the hair of the dog, and have a nice weekend.

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

Nighty night… Gregy-egg.

 
 

See, usally I get all waxing philosoph, but that’s when I contol most of my facilites.
Weirdly, my memory of catechism is much btetter drunk than non.

Nighty night, eveyrone-
PP, don’t forget to do whatever it was you were gonna do.

 
 

Americans drinking full-strength beer?
What is the world coming to.

 
 

Frankly, given the week it’s been, you’re lucky we’re not all guzzling antifreeze.

 
 

SI picked the Pats to win it all last year, right? And just enjoy this while you can, because Week 2 is really gonna suck for you down here in the QC.

Tom Brady blows goats. Bill Belichick is STAGMC.

 
 

I swear, I got hungover just reading this thread. There’s a beer available here that’s 10% Unibroue 10%…one sip, and you get to see just what the lining of your stomach looks like, as the organ lays before you, expelled from your body, reversed, but still attached to your throat.

 
 

Damn you guys. I just read through this thread. Since I moved the batcave, I haven’t had a computer at home. I was drinking too! Really, I’m cool!

 
 

Hey, what’s the Sox magic number these days? As a displaced Bostonian, I need to know, and I’m just too fucking lazy to actually use the Intarwebs to find out. Except by asking one of you drunkards.

Also, thanks to the Pats for beating the spread. They looked good out there, and it brings me great joy to see the Raiders get yet another dose of proof that the “tuck rule” was not the only thing that the Pats had going for them back on that snowy day.

 
 

MdM, there’s a beer called Unibrow?

NC just recently passed a law allowing the sale of beers up to 16%. I haven’t taken advantage of it yet, mainly because I’m waiting for the Pabst Special Reserve cans to get here.

 
 

Yosef, we needed you last night. There’s no telling what we could have gotten out of Brad with your sly ways. When will you have a computer at home?

 
 

Dan- the Sox magic number is 21, I think…

 
 

Anyway, I don’t know anything much about strong beers. My body is a temple, and I don’t put anything into it that would desecrate it.

Or rather, no one else puts anyth…

…nope, not going there.

 
 

Thanks, Greg, I would have tired my bestest. I should have a home computer in a week. I really need it so I can focus on my fantasy football team.

 
 

Concord Mass has some EXCELLENT beers.

I may be moving back there-ish.

 
 

Concord, NC, has a few decent beers.

But we pronounce it ‘CAHN-CORD’, not ‘conquered.’

And the beers are really in Mooresville.

 
 

Wow i didn’t think American beer got that strong… Do you boys get wildcat down there, or is that strictly a Canadian beer? That’s what i drink when i’ve had one of *those* days, but it’s only 6.1.

 
 

why the HELL isn’t this entire thing the actual post?!

oh, and btw – steel reserve (fondly known as 211 in mah hood) puts some serious lead in yer pencil. good man, brad.

 
 

Wow i didn’t think American beer got that strong…

It doesn’t, but we can import with the best of them!

 
GuinnessGuy- Occational Leerer at the Founder of People Political
 

Well, in my case, I had a visit from Captain Morgan (if you know what I mean- and if you don’t, you obviously don’t watch TV), not beer.

 
 

My blackberry wine that I’ve been making should be ready. I’ll have to try it out and let everyone know how it is. The specific gravity is kinda high, so that should please everyone.

 
 

The teeners and 20ers in my backyard drink this stuff all the time. Also slugs drink it. They prefer it to good beer. Myself, I wouldn’t touch it with a stick.

 
 

1) If you aren’t drinking it from a 40oz bottle, it doesn’t count.

2) Iceland was originally populated by Norwegians, particularly groups of nobles fleeing the unification of Norway under Harald Harfagri. They’ve been essentially an isolated Scandanavian enclave for over 1000 years (they have the world’s oldest parliament, the Althing [yeah, there’s a thorn in there, but I can’t produce that on this computer]). No asians at all.

One interesting side effect of the history and isolation of the nation is that they’ve retained a significant number of traditions and linguistic characteristics from old Norse times. Their surnames are patrilinear (that is, a man who’s father was named Gunnar would have the surname Gunnarson, his sister would be Gunnarsdotir). Also, the language they speak is significantly unchanged from the period of original settlement. Consequently, an average Icelandic person is able to read the great sagas from over 1000 years ago without much assistance.

Ok, so maybe the language isn’t interesting to anyone who isn’t a graduate student in linguistics.

 
 

I’m part Icelandic, but from the Viking group.

Since I can’t drink this week, that’ll have to be my contribution to the thread.

 
 

Steel Reserve’s only selling point is that it’s strong and cheap. Get the shit cold enough and it’s good for a laugh.

 
Crack goes the Weasel
 

Steel Reserve is great with crack. Find me a better beer for that combo and I’ll do a combo taste test.
On your dime, of course.

 
 

A SadNo Select Column

Brad is apparently hitting the Steel Reserve again, because we keep ringing his phone and pounding on his door, but we haven’t heard anything except for a muffled crash, one time, and something that sounded like, “Bite it, Devil Rays!”…

 
 

A SadNo Select Column

Brad is apparently hitting the Steel Reserve again, because we keep ringing his phone and pounding on his door, but we haven’t heard anything except for a muffled crash, one time, and something that sounded like, “Bite it, Devil Rays!”…

 
 

Aw come on! Steel Reserve rocks and has a kick! It doesn’t even taste like a crappy charcoal malt liquor. The Ramones even did three freakin’ songs for them! 🙂

 
 

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