lolz prt II
Posted on January 8th, 2009 by Brad
Thanks to bjkeefe for sending us this awesome graphic:
I think the Red State Strike Force will be providing us with a lotta lolz throughout 2009 and beyond*.
*Until, that is, they get tired of being laughed at and come up with some other new “revolutionary” blogging idea that will make them the most powerful people on the Internets evar.
Perfection.
The fact is, you liberals are just like Hitler. Banning free speech, things you don’t like, and shouting hate for conservative and traditional ideas. America is a conservative, God fearing nation, ocastal eleites and election shenigans and liberal media bias aside.
I am look forward to the new record by Ocastal Eleites. Their new single “Election Shenigans” is the tits.
I win the thread right?
Not a bad Ruppert, but you did kind of back-load the spelling errors.
Because the coffee mugs were such a big hit.
Next, the RedState 20-sided dice!
RedState Trapper Keeper!
I’m holding out for the RedState Polo shirt.
Oh man, that is a thing of beauty.
shenigans
Like Bennigans, only Jewish.
Wonderful.
Like Bennigans, only Jewish.
“I swear to G-d, I’ll collectively punish the next one of you that says Shenigans!”
Oh, I’m sure they’ll be offering a RedState Strike Force padded jockstrap soon.
“Do you find yourself in unfamiliar surroundings, far from home? Utilize the Red State Strike Force survival kit: 12 bags of Funyuns, 3 plus-sized adult diapers, an English-Arabic phrase book, a miniature Bible, and 10 prophylactics in impossible-to-open wrappings. Say, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with this!”
Please, don’t get them thinking Dr. Strangelove is an affirmation of their idiocy. I don’t know if I can take them claiming that it’s a “conservative movie.”
Oh, yeah. Bumpy ride ahead.
A slight digression, if I may.
I’ve been tracking some wingnut pearls of widsom/non-sequitors, and offer you the following from Bugs Bunny’s Evil Twin:
Brilliant.
And, the Bush name is the past. At least for a couple of election cycles.
Jesus H. Christ, these guys are stupid. After Carter, Mondale and Dukakis went down in flames, you didn’t see the Dems praying that their relatives would run for national office. Gad, I hope these guys keep this stuff up.
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
Through redoubled Reagan worship and a wish for things to be like they were in fictionalized portrayals of the 1950s.
Oh, and the trike picture is truly brilliant.
“It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past. And, the Bush name is the past. At least for a couple of election cycles.” Say, 2012 when we crown Jeb Bush President For Life.
We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
“fictionalized portrayals of the 1950s.”
Let’s not forget that the corporate tax reate in the late 1950s was 35% and the income tax rate for the wealthiest Americans was 90%. I say we should go back to that!
Bravo!
That is some seriously high-grade lulz.
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
Can they still stand athwart history, yelling “Stop,” or will they have to yell something else now?
Chest Beefslab reporting for doody!
err… you know…
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
It’s time. It’s time to go forward…INTO THE PAST!
Chest Beefslab reporting for doody!
Throw a “y” at the end of Chest and you have a pretty decent porn name.
> Oh, I’m sure they’ll be offering a RedState Strike Force padded jockstrap soon.
With *fabulous* pictures of Larry Craig plastered all over it.
“With *fabulous* pictures of Larry Craig plastered all over it.”
Don’t be silly. The Larry Craig images only show up when the jockstrap gets warm.
Ew.
the corporate tax reate in the late 1950s was 35% and the income tax rate for the wealthiest Americans was 90%. I say we should go back to that!
That was part of the real 1950s, and I agree that that part of them is worthy of emulation. Much of the rest of those times I could do without.
I think the wingnut theory goes that the 1950s were great because women were property, being gay was illegal and so were abortions, non-white people Knew Their Place, and water was unfluoridated. About the taxes, I imagine they either don’t know about that, deny it, or claim that if they’d been the current 15% / 35% things would have been even more betterer.
Wow, for once, I can legitimately say (in teh kidz’ parlance):
LOL
I totally want to see the “Red State Army” in their full kabuki makeup.
“No no NO! We said ‘square DEAL.’ Not ‘square WHEEL.'”
lt’s lulzolicious!
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
Hey, if this means that we never have to hear Reagan’s name again, I’m all for it
Today’s Big Hollywood update: Debbie Schlussel hates comic books for including Obama.
I’m just wondering: When Obama goes to share some baklava with his new friend Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or his buds in HAMAS, will we see Spidey cheering that on, too, and, again, tell America’s comic book readers we’re in “capable hands”?
Boy, I long for the days of Superman, Sgt. Fury, and other comic book superheroes fighting the Nazis . . . not sitting down to talk and eat wienerschnitzel with them or praising Presidents who want to do just that.
Hey, if this means that we never have to hear Reagan’s name again, I’m all for it
Sadly, it just means that they’re going into denial about their recent electoral losses and are warming up another round of full-bore screeching to try to win the next one.
“Can they still stand athwart history, yelling “Stop,” or will they have to yell something else now?”
Yes, now when athwart history, they yell “Wolverines!”
Also, that RSSF patch would look nice offset by a brown shirt…
now when athwart history, they yell “Wolverines!”
Now that’s good comedy!
Sure, the kid has red hair, but he’s not fat enough.
Wolverines jokes never get old, do they?
The only way Debbie Schlussel will ever get to meet superheroes will be if the “X-Men” comics ever need someone to stand in for the Blob.
Or maybe for Unus the Untouchable.
How is it possible that Sadly No hasn’t picked up on the Ed Hale / Bigfoot story?
http://www.metafilter.com/78015/The-ObamaBigfoot-Connection
Anschlussel is just mad that Spidey and I beat her up that one time (along with the Riddler and Paste-Pot Pete) when we had that cross-continuity adventure, plus we laughed at her black leather SS uniform that no longer fit her, but she was trying to work it anyway and it split right up the, ah, gusset. Hello Kitty underwear, who knew? Laughed loud and hearty, good times, baby.
In the tradition of the military that Red State logo, with the white over the red, means they prefer surrender over death. How fitting.
Boy, I long for the days of Superman, Sgt. Fury, and other comic book superheroes fighting the Nazis
Wow. Schlussel is fucking OLD!
[Insert Polish flag joke here.]
Schlussel is obviously still smarting over the treatment received by her imaginary comic book boyfriend, “the Unrepentant Pig-Fucker”, a little-known Incredible Hulk villain created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in the late 60’s. Who can forget the immortal dialogue: “Hulk [i]SMASH[/i] puny Pig-Fucker!!!”?
Anyone else think that RS:SF shield logo really looks more like something the RCMP would use? RCMP from Saskatchewan?
“Wolverines jokes never get old, do they?”
Totally, like when App. State beat them in the Big House, and that time Chris Webber called a time out … BUT HE DIDN’T HAVE ONE!!!!
What?
Or maybe for Unus the Untouchable
By far the worst villain name ever. Really. Was there ever a time when that wasn’t funny?
ocastal eleites
Personally, Gary, I prefer Ocasek eleites.
Speaking if great villain names, several points to The GD Batman for the shout-out to Paste-Pot Pete! (A villain name so stupid it was changed to “The Trapster,” IIRC.) Also, Sg’t. Fury & His Howling Homos didn’t fight the Nazis until the sixties, so Debbie can’t be much older than I am!! (Ancient!)
And that Hig Bollywood is truly the proverbial & often imagined Black Hole of Rabid Weasel Stupidity, sucking them in like something that really sucks. Is there a B-List or below blogger who hasn’t appeared there? Not to mention the once C-list actors & their egos.
Whoooo!!
How is it possible that Sadly No hasn’t picked up on the Ed Hale / Bigfoot story?
I know I’ve brought it up before, but I just have to bring up the Obama-Bat Boy connection again:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/politics/election-08/obatma/
I’m the Big Bad Bald Bastard and I approve this message.
Did someone say Funyuns? I want some!
Square wheeled trike wins the intertubze.
I get the feeling that they will be similar to the suicide rescue squad from “The Life of Brian” here
What has to be entirely unintentional (but super hilarious) is the inclusion of the NATO symbol on their silly little Shield…
http://www.theodora.com/flags/new14/nato_flag.jpg
Cheese eating surrender monkeys from the chocolate making countries belong to it and you all know how they just can’t wait to surrender to Iran..
Remember the old days when cartoons used to brutally make fun of blacks, asians and American indians by subjecting to them to seriously offensive indignities and parodies? I miss that. 🙁
Shit, wrong thread!
Not in the same league, but…
It works pretty much anywhere wingnuts are being discussed, Legalize.
That’s what I thought, so I made this.
(Knowing WP, my other posting of that link will show up eventually, but oh well.)
Good God Almighty, I love you guys.
This is much better than my plan to simply photoshop the RS into a BS.
I was Gazoogling about, trying to find something really disgusting in the nature of right wing comics or slash fic to make Deb jump for joy, and I found this:
LIberality for All from 2005. (You really have to see the proposed cover art at the link, although as it may cause serious eye injury I recommend looking at it obliquely.)
I wasn’t around the blogosphere in 2005 and never saw this abomination before. Some of youse guys may already know of it.
shit, wrong thread. Aaargh!
I love that. Trike Force. Ahahahaha.
Nylund, I’ve possibly been under a misapprehension here: is it only in Australia that RS stands for rat-shit?
Oh, and Big Bad Bald Bastard – don’t knock the kabuki, man. That’s serious art!
Oh, and Big Bad Bald Bastard – don’t knock the kabuki, man. That’s serious art!
Now, Just Alison, it’s not the kabuki that’s the issue, it’s the makeup
That graphic is GENIUS. I bow to its creator.
RS has a rodent excretion connection in Kiwiland as well. Not all that common nowadays though due to desensitization caused by our politicians
RS is a new one to me.
You got fuckin’ the dog down there? That one’s handy.
Can they still stand athwart history, yelling “Stop,” or will they have to yell something else now?
“Ow, my bottom!”
The graphic couldn’t be more perfect! Bravo.
We don’t have the fornication with the dog saying as far AIK. Are you aware of theuse of “root” as a synonym for fcuk ? in case you aren’t
It is time for the Grand Old Party to look to the future, not the past.
Hmm, something about this sounds familiar. Aha!
“Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.”
–The Great Criswell, “Plan 9 from Outer Space”
Profound.
I’ve heard of root but it’s an exotic item. Seems natural enough though. Soon you’ll be able to root the building blocks of reality.
As in “this experimented is rooted. Let’s get drunk”
A thing of beauty.
“The new Obama administration today announced its plan to bail out the endangered American tricycle industry by unveiling a new 2009 model, designed by his incoming Transportation department and unemployed UAW workers.”