What do you call too crazy for the Free Republic?
The answer, sadly, is Canadians:
9/11 and the mob
Oh this is going to be good, thorazine good!
By hitting the 89th floor of One World Trade Center, al-Qaeda?s first-time pilot hijacker of American Airlines Flight 11, managed to miss the Buttonwood Global Custodians’ offices on the 79th floor below, while killing all of their Cantor-eSpeed competitors on the 101st floor and above.
How cunning! What is Cantor Fitzgerald’s scheme for world domination?
Cantor Fitzgerald needs software and gets it from Aegis. If you click on www.aegisoft.com, you will discover that this company does not provide any normal way for anyone to contact them. Odd for the website of a standard normal company.
No normal way, if by normal you mean “to what frequency should I set my toaster so I can reach the operator?” In fact, they only provide this a.b. normal way:
How to Contact or Visit Aegis
Address: 14 Penn Plaza, 8th Floor
New York, NY 10122Phone: (212) 268-3100
Fax: (212) 244-4119Email: info@aegisoft.com
How is any normal person supposed to reach these shadowy figures?
Security Industry News notes in a brief story that Cantor Fitzgerald celebrated the passage of a measure its lobbyists drafted for the Nevada state legislature allowing the WiFi based mobile gaming devices in state casinos.
These no-good rascals got a piece of legislation passed, and then went on to celebrate that fact. Inconceivable!
A redux conclusion: It is even possible that this is not mob related?
If this is mob, did the mob know of the impending attack on 9/11? The terrorist-piloted plane hit Cantor Fitzgerald directly?one floor below where they were located. This would be the worst possible spot because the flames would go up and engulf everything. Could this really be only sheer coincidence? No suicide jockey flying a plane for the first time coincidentally hit right where the mob knew they would hit. [Emphasis added, assumption of facts not in evidence in the original.]
You know you’ve wandered off the reservation when the comment you get at Free Republic is:
Stuff like this gives the word “lunatic” a bad name…
Thanks to reader “st” in the comments to this post for the tip.
We have our share of crazy pantloads all tucked away down there.
One of our longest serving Prime Ministers was apparently a real chatterbox with his dead dog. After 5 years of Executive Branch fucking, Bush’s dog must be begging, sitting, rolling, staying and fetching for the same yummy table scrap of death.
Judi McCleod is the Ed Wood of wingnuts. She once plagiarised an article from the Onion for one of her stories (really – see the comment thread of this blog entry).
Off topic but still good for a laugh.
No suicide jockey flying a plane for the first time coincidentally hit right where the mob knew they would hit.
Well, they would have preferred an experienced suicide jockey, but it turns out that for some reason those are hard to find.
The ‘Suicide Jockeys’ would be a great band name.
Well, WorldNetDaily and Canada Free Press are like best buds, so I’ll check to see if they give it any publicity…
“Pazuzu’s Petals” is the best screenname I’ve seen in a good while.
Wasn’t Pazuzu the little girl in “It’s a Wonderful life”?
Oh God!! Did I just say that out loud?
So, let me see if I get this story straight. The Mob was in cahoots with Al Qaeda, and arranged for an experienced “suicide jockey” to pretend to be a first time “suicide jockey” so that they would intentionally crash just above their offices?
Is that right?
I guess it’s time for me to break out my old bent car antenna and reconnect it to that box of old pinball machine parts so I can contact the Vorgon Mothership and get the real story. My guess is that the Vorgons used a mind transfer device to copy the knowledge of Dr. Frankenstein to computer disks (3.5″ of course) so that the mob could resurrect some dead suicide jockeys to accomplish this feat.
I think I may be on to something here…
Um, forget the idiot wingnut.
Um, Seb? Is that you? Are you baaaaacccccckkkkkk?
Thanks B! Anne, you have it half-right. It’s a pop culture blend of Zuzu’s petals from It’s A Wonderful Life, and Pazuzu, the name of the demon in The Exorcist. 😉
Ummm. . . .shouldn’t this be “Buttonwood Global Custodians” plot for world domination, as evidently the plane flew ten stories above them, allowing BGC employees all to escape( I have to doubt that, but then) while consuming all of the employees of their opponents just above where the jet crashed?
So proud to be a Canadian. Mind you, we do not give these gullible nutcases a majority in the House of Representatives, unlike some people we could name who live just to the south of us.
No, I know what your name’s referring to. It was jeff-perado who was asking.
These days, when I read “Pazuzu” I think of Professor from “Futurama.” “Pazoooozoooo!”
Sorry, meant to say thanks Anne and J-P you have it half right…
I didn’t know that – don’t catch Futurama much – is that the Prof’s name? I do remember The Exorcist well, on account of going to bed after watching the movie for the first time and having it promptly collapse.
Wow. An entire country, soon to be banned by Kos.
Kinda historic.
Pazuzu’s Petals: Whoa. How many years of therapy did it take to get over that?
celticgirl, I’m not quite sure that I am, lol! But I look on the bright side: at least it wasn’t Battlefield Earth. I’d probably still be jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch 😉
>She once plagiarised an article from the Onion
I heard that is where the Bush administration gets its foreign policy strategy.
Or, do they get their strategy from movies spun off from Saturday Night Live skits?
You think I’m funning ya?
Sadly, no.
The article’s author now claims that Jews are behind recent immigration protests in the U.S.
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2006/cover033006.htm
Is this the same Judi McLeod who got her knickers in an uproar when a Wikipedia employee exposed her connections to local neo-nazi sympathizer Paul Fromm?
The Sadly, No website owner should should write a column on this latest bit of lunacy.
Thanks for running such an informative excellent website!
The article’s author now claims that Jews are behind recent immigration protests in the U.S.
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2006/cover033006.htm
Is this the same Judi McLeod who got her knickers in an uproar when a Wikipedia employee exposed her connections to local neo-nazi sympathizer Paul Fromm?
The Sadly, No website owner should should write a column on this latest bit of lunacy.
Thanks for running such an informative excellent website!