Confederate In-The-Tankee
Posted on October 10th, 2008 by D. Aristophanes
Don’t let the floor hit you on your way down, Bob:
Did Ayer’s Write Obama’s Autobiography?
Author and occasional book doctor/ghostwriter Jack Cahill is making an interesting case that Barack Obama did not write Dreams From My Father.
As if that wasn’t an explosive enough charge, Cahill makes the case that Bill Ayers was the ghostwriter of Dreams, and notes many similarities between Obama’s book, and Ayer’s quasi-fictional book released at roughly the same time about his role as a terrorist in the Weather Underground, Fugitive Days.
All well and good, but what we really need to know is whether Treat Williams flew John McCain’s combat missions for him.
Actually Bill Ayers is Barak Obama. All the pictures of them together are merely photoshopped.
I like to get all my information on who’s anti-American from Confederate sympathizers. No one knows treason like Confederates, and no one hates America like Republicans hate America.
The REAL scandal is how he got Jeremiah Wright to do all the graphic design for his campaign materials.
notes many similarities between Obama’s book, and Ayer’s quasi-fictional book released at roughly the same time
It’s the same book!!! Oh NOES!
they both have a strikingly familiar frequent use of the words “the” and “and.”
What the fuck is up with that posessive apostrophe (“Ayer’s”)? That’s just fucking wrong, man. Just fucking wrong.
Poor punctuation seems to be the least of the right’s problems these days.
Look, it makes perfect sense. Barack Obama wrote a book. BIll Ayer’s wrote a book. What more proof do you need, moonbats?
D. Aristophanes —
You spelled it as “Ayer’s.” Are you just trying to upset my delicate equilibrium? Because it’s fucking working, you hearless clod!
“Hearless.” Nice. See how you’ve upset me?
Im not trying to upset the George Smiley’s of the world.
Did Ayer’s Write Obama’s Autobiography?
ROFLMAOPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man, you can’t make this shit up!
What the fuck is up with that posessive apostrophe (”Ayer’s”)?
Now we know where Marie Jon”s apostrophe went.
Did Ayer’s what write Obama’s autobiography?
His pen? Typewriter? Ass?
Details, please.
The batshit craziness is bubbling like a cauldron of acid!
I love watching Redneck America come apart at the seams at the thought of an African-American President.
Any day now I expect the Confederate Yankees of America to spontaneously combust. I for one will have a bag of marshmallows and a big stick ready for that party!
“Now we know where Marie Jon’’s apostrophe went.”
No, it’s his own – the superfluous apostrophe comes as part of the Wingnut For Dummies Starter Pack, along with metaphor mixer and the grammar shredder
Today, we are all Bill Ayers…
mikey
Other things that Ayer’s’s’ did:
– Fathered Obama’s children
– Fathered Obama
– Created Tony Rezko in his underground laboratory, hidden in the foothills of the Antarctic mountain range that conceals the long-abandoned ruins of the Old Ones
– Drank Obama’s milkshake from across the room
– Used his time machine to take the place of Richard J. Daley just before the 1968 riots
-Parked illegally
Srsly, this Cahill clown is talking about how he’s “proved” that Ayers ghostwrote the books with “evidence” such as the use of of “nautical language” like “current”. The technical term for such “proof” is, I believe, “unmitigated” “bullshit”.
You know, if they want to waste their time with this silliness, they can go on right ahead.
During Debate II, Obama mentioned that health care providers under McCain’s plan would all migrate to states with the most lax regulatory laws. He then gave Deleware as an example.
If McCain and the wingnuts had any sense about them, they would have pounced all over that, noting that the inclusion of Biden on the ticket is some serious hypocrisy. And we honestly would have had to sweat a bit to come up with an answer in kind.
But no, wingnuts are idiots. So they’re spending oodles of hours on whether or not Bill Ayers- Bill Ayers!- wrote Obama’s book, which is so ridiculously incorrect that the average voter can’t even be bothered to give half a shit. Look at the stats- Ayers’ name has been looked up a bunch on Wikipedia, but Obama’s lead is maintained. Voters are checking out what all the fuss is over, then telling themselves wow, really? that’s it? that’s all?, and then moving on to non-issues like 401(k)s and dumb economy whatever and whatnot.
The truth is that Bill Ayers whacked the former Chicago city comptroller who ghost wrote Obama’s book.
this Cahill clown is talking about how he’s “proved” that Ayers ghostwrote the books with “evidence” such as the use of of “nautical language” like “current”.
OMG, James Fenimore Cooper ghost wrote BOTH of these men’s books!
the superfluous apostrophe comes as part of the Wingnut For Dummies Starter Pack, along with metaphor mixer and the grammar shredder
Does the starter pack have the Reality Blinders and the Fault Projector too? Or do you need those before you even buy the starter pack?
He wrote it with his throbbing, tumescent, terrorist phallus. Women handling the book may become pregnant with babies of terrorist descent.
Because Mah Greeyull! will probably take it down, here it is:
No.
SATSQ.
Also, it’s “Ayers,” not “Ayer’s.” “Ayer’s” would mean that someone with the name Ayer was in possession of something. For example, “Ayer’s ability to distract Confederate Yankee.” Meanwhile, “Ayers” is what Bill’s last name is. As in, “Bill Ayers didn’t write Obama’s book.”
No – I believe the reality blinders are a luxury earnt once you reach a higher Wingnut Level.
You have to prove your ability to write complete drivel whilst staring reality full in the face first.
Sweet Jesus–I ghostwrote a book once. Am I Bill Ayers???
Shorter Confederate Yankee: We can call your guy a Marxist/Maoist/Communist who got by on affirmative action. You can’t call us racists.
As an English teacher, one of my favorite things about the Emergent New Media of Triumphalism and Bloggokerners that will very, very, very, very soon replace the Old Media of People Who Actually Know What They’re Doing is the way that nobody needs to proofread or, in fact, know anything about English usage at all. That’s a sure sign of professionalism!
Since I’m posting about somebody else’s usage errors, my own post is probably rife with them. Let the field day begin!
Adolph “Shicklegruber” Hitler was hiding in Paraguay but came out of retirement to proofread, kern and typeset the Aye-ayer’s manuscript. Oh, yeah, his real name is Aye-ayers and comes from pirate stock.
Ayers was seen stuffing a firecracker down Mount Vesuvius, and we all know what happened after that.
Sweet Jesus–I ghostwrote a book once. Am I Bill Ayers???
I am Billayers!
If McCain and the wingnuts had any sense about them, they would have pounced all over that, noting that the inclusion of Biden on the ticket is some serious hypocrisy. And we honestly would have had to sweat a bit to come up with an answer in kind.
But no, wingnuts are idiots.
Unfortunately, so are the voters who keep electing their candidates.
They ain’t that dumb, is what I’m saying.
Jack Cashill (that’s right, Confederate Moron, his name is “CaShill”): “Obama experienced a near miraculous turnaround in his literary abilities…”
Top of his class at Harvard, president of the Harvard Law Review, professor of law. Who can believe that this man could write a whole book (about himself) without any help?
“I have reviewed the portfolios of a thousand professional writers, all of them crowded with writing samples, but only a handful of these writers would have been capable of having a written a book as stylish as Dreams [from my Father].”
Who can believe that this marvelous book was written by a negro?
notes many similarities between Obama’s book, and Ayer’s quasi-fictional book
Wah, luk! Dey bofe has cubbers! An…an payjuss! An dey bofe has writting in tipe!
Barack Hussein Obama was once driving his car around the shopping mall looking for a parking space. Suddenly he spotted a large SUV pulling out, and he angled towards the spot. As the SUV pulled out though, he saw that behind it was another vehicle, signal on, ready to take the spot. “Ya Allah!” cried Obama as his Eid-ul-Fitr shopping was thwarted. Remarkably, however, the driver of the other vehicle turned off his signal and waved Obama in.
That driver was Bill Ayers.
D.N. Nation: “During Debate II, Obama mentioned that health care providers under McCain’s plan would all migrate to states with the most lax regulatory laws. He then gave Deleware as an example.
“If McCain and the wingnuts had any sense about them, they would have pounced all over that, noting that the inclusion of Biden on the ticket is some serious hypocrisy. And we honestly would have had to sweat a bit to come up with an answer in kind.”
Delaware’s laws are written by Delaware’s state legislators and enforced by Delaware’s governor. Joe Biden is a Senator from Delaware. I know you’re smart enough to see where this is going, so I’ll stop here.
But for any wingnuts passing through, I’ll spell it out: the Federal government isn’t responsible for Delaware’s regulatory laws.
I’m Bill Ayers and so is my wife!
Style note:
Our readership from below the Mason-Dixon Line has expressed discomfort with erstwhile renderings of Southern speech patterns into the written form and begs that you desist from such usage forthwith.
There’s a good fellow.
Don’t let the
flooranvil hit you on your way down,BobWile:He’ll need that full-metal jacketed head of his later on, when he gets to the fake-tunnel-entrance-painted-on-wall, wethinks.
meep-meep.
“I’m Bill Ayers.”
“No, I’m Bill Ayers.”
“We are all Bill Ayers!”
“I am Sparticus.”
“Kill him!”
Oh, sure, and I agree with you. It’s just…I think wingers could have at least milked BIDEN’S TIES TO PEOPLE IN DELAWARE WHO ARE SCREWING YOU!!!! for a while. At least until we said Joe Biden has jack squat to do with Delaware’s state government.
To this Ayers silliness, all we have to do is say this: Um, no.
If I was Bill Ayers, I’d send a check for $2300 to the McCain campaign. After it cleared, I’d send a copy of the canceled check to every newspaper in the country.
Desperate acts occasionally are accompanied by unintentional humor.
Thanks Bob. “Six Pack” Pwens.
PS: Ayers Ghostwrote this comment, in fact, according to my unnamed sources in high level positions he wrote most of these comments, indeed, that is central to the last BBQ of my summer.
Whoa – just look at what some mean bastard said on CY’s blog –
I mean, REALLY.
The NERVE of some people!
Delaware passed its lax incorporation laws about half a century or so before Biden was born. The wingnuts’ failure to accuse hypocrisy on that basis is proof that there are some depths of logical fallacy to which even they will not descend. Right?
Right?
[crickets]
All well and good, but what we really need to know is whether Treat Williams flew John McCain’s combat missions for him.
Only the ones that didn’t crash.
Ok, but s’eriously – that guys a dumb’shit.
jim,
Bob will be inviting you over for BBQ on his new gree-yall, just you wait.
filled out Obama’s birth certificate!
If I was Bill Ayers, I’d send a check for $2300 to the McCain campaign. After it cleared, I’d send a copy of the canceled check to every newspaper in the country.
This is an amazingly sensible solution.
We’ll have to kill you, I’m sorry.
PS: Ayers Ghostwrote this comment, in fact, according to my unnamed sources in high level positions he wrote most of these comments, indeed, that is central to the last BBQ of my summer.
Well, Amy Alkon’s stooge Crid said we were all one guy.
We are all Bill Ayers now.
This is such a loony trope that even Criswell couldn’t have predicted it.
Those come in the li’l dissembler play set, along with the Ronnie Ray-Gun, a George W. Bush action figure (complete with Bulge of FreedomTM), and a copy of Bill O’Reilly’s No-Spin Zone for Kids.
This is such a loony trope that even Criswell couldn’t have predicted it.
Since we’re hearing it so much right now, would that make it a “go trope”?
the superfluous apostrophe comes as part of the Wingnut For Dummies Starter Pack,
I had gained the impression that commas [commata?] and apostrophes spring up at random, like mushrooms in a paddock after the rain.
As if that wasn’t an explosive enough charge, Cahill makes the case that Bill Ayers was the ghostwriter of Dreams,
If those people over at the Corner and Townhall keep going on about “taking the gloves off” and calling on John McCain to unleash Total Campaign, I’m going to keep making textual comparisons with Goebbels’ “Total War” Sportspalast speech.
Calling Obama an “Affirmative Action mediocrity”
Has anyone told CY about Sarah Palin explicitly describing herself as an Affirmative Action candidate? (“I am where I am today because of Article XI”).
From teh Wankee comments: “It isn’t “false” – it is unproven – and a work in progress.”
I won’t be satisfied until we get to the bottom of whether or not Charles Manson did Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s drywall work.
Yup, arguing directly from a fallacy is hot!
It’s not reverse racism if it helps white people.
Best title for a post this year!
Jim said: “Whoa – just look at what some mean bastard said on CY’s blog – ‘Wow – got a real straw-clutching orgy with this one, I see…Posted by: jim'”
That comment has apparently been deleted. But someone (curiously, also named Jim) said this: “I want to commend Confederate Yankee for deleting offensive posts. Why are people inclined to start such ridiculous name calling? Calling Confederate Yankee Constipated n’Krankee is just dumb. Also, what is with Fox News declaring Obama the winner of the debate? I thought they were on our side. This is ridiculous.”
See. this “Jim” knows how to insult Yankee (and Fox News) on the down-low, thus avoiding deletion.
“this Cahill clown is talking about how he’s “proved” that Ayers ghostwrote the books with “evidence” such as the use of of “nautical language” like “current”.”
OMG, James Fenimore Cooper ghost wrote BOTH of these men’s books!
No, no, that’s just silly. Cooper is long dead. Besides, other evidence besides nautical language is the use of sparse, terse, but elegant language. Clearly it was ghostwritten by Ernest Hemingway.
That comment has apparently been deleted.
LOL, freedom of censorship RULEZ!
Unwritten Confederate-Crybaby Rule: thou must not pwn me with facts on mine own blog, lest thou suffer the torments of the Deletion &/or Banhammer daemons.
One would expect nothing less from a wingnut – spineless wusses, the lot of them.
My friends, Obama would have us believe a war wound has left him unable to perform as a man. Like everything else the mainstream media tells us about this dangerous radical, it is no doubt a lie. My fellow prisoners (wink wink, nudge nudge), how are we supposed to garner respect on the world stage when allies and enemies alike can exploit our turgidity? He’s basically telling the terrorists, my friends, that he’s packing. My friends, our President cannot, must not, give away national treasure or vital secrets – especially his vital secrets or national treasure – to our despicable enemies.
VIAGRA SUCKS said,
October 20, 2008 at 0:14
You crazy liberals are out of touch as usual and must be stopped. John McCain is the only American we can trust to flop around like warm American cheese, unlike you hard-line radical left free-loving hippies. I didn’t leave the Democrat Party, the Democrat Party left me, and unlike 1996 we finally have a chance to save this country from you hateful sexual “adults”.
Why is nobody talking about Roy Ayers and his relationship with the funk? He was closely affiliated with it for many years back in the 60’s and 70’s and then he totally turned to crap. Why is nobody talking about this?
Whoa – just look at what some mean bastard said on CY’s blog –
Jim, was that you further down his blog (was another Jim).Anyway, this Jim tempted the Yankee away from his BBQ for some illogical rant about this Jim character, then there was no more posts from Jim. That wat you get trying to teach idiots about Marx?
Aaargh me not unnerstand. Blackman might be preznit. Arggggh This very bad. Me must write summing but what??. Oooooh head not like, very hurted.
I must be watch Mr Hantity he tell Me what is truths.
Oooooooooooh Blackman Obama has bad friend who Mr. Hantity not like too.
The wrotes books so they badmen. I shoots them Bang blam bang!!!
I must reads Mr Coldberg. he tell me what’s to do.
I very worried.
I have it on good authority that Ace has never penetrated a woman but he has had his way with playdoh and bacon.
As soon as Obama is sworn in as president, a hundred thousand bees will pour out of his mouth, leaving behind an empty husk as his skin crumples to the ground. Then, as the bees-that-were-once-Obama swarm the crowd, stinging our very freedom, Bill Ayers the Bee Lord will cackle, and it will sound like the distant cries of a thousand unborn babies.
Absurd, everyone knows that I ghost wrote Dreams From my Father.
Yezz we shall rule through Ayerzzz and Obamazzz. Biden will do our biddin” (bees haz no sense of humour right?,eat that)
Nice one ChrisV82
What makes this even funnier is the well-known fact that all of McCain’s “books” were ghostwritten by one of his staff.
Well, what else can you talk about while your superkerner computer crunches the numbers on the authenticity of Hussein Obama’s birth certificate? You gotta hedge those bets, my friends.