Question For McCain
Posted on September 7th, 2008 by D. Aristophanes
After eight years of Bush-Cheney, why’d you go and put another Big Oil politician on your ticket?
After eight years of Bush-Cheney, why’d you go and put another Big Oil politician on your ticket?
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Come and listen to my story ’bout a kid named Trig –
he got to be real famous way before he got real big.
His mama was a wingnut who didn’t have a clue,
but she got paired up with a nominee who couldn’t pick a Jew!
(spoken: “Big John. ‘MAVRICK.’ Straight talk big-mess.”)
Well, the first thing ya know, Trig’s mama’s on the air.
The d00dz are all a-gawkin’ ’cause she’s really got a pair!
Mostly knocked up and barefoot, not like bitchy Hill-a-ree!
Just the kinda woman that we want in old D.C.!
(spoken: “District of Columbia, that is. Hollywood for ugly folk.”)
(Announcer Voice Over: “The MAYBERRY MACHIAVELLIS!”)
[mad, bad banjo pickin’ $killz go here, double-time!]
[still double-time:]
So now it’s time to do your part for Trig and all his kin!
Forget about the “issues” and refocus on your sin!
Go drill down to your polling place come next November 4,
and show the world you know that Jeebus rode a dinosaur!
(spoken: “We’re all Georgians! Bomb Iran now! We’ll all get Raptured here!”)
[brazilian-an’-a-haircut – nice tits!]
“After eight years of Bush-Cheney, why’d you go and put another Big Oil politician on your ticket?”
Because it meant cash baby! Big fat oil money checks come sailing into my campaign offices now. Bulging bags filled with small denomination bills from just “regular folks” whose interests, coincidentally, coincide with the big oil companies. But it’s not just that, palin has given me the chance to shakedown the fundies one more time. At a time when most of them were writing me off and hoping for a huckabee third party run, palin has grabbed those fundy folks by the wallets and helped me shale them like a terrier with a rat.
Yeah, it’s about the benjamins kids.
Thanks.
-st. huggy-bear mcbbq
So after I’m elected I can, I dunno, continue to tongue-jack Bush’s shitbox?
McCain’s last best hope at being president could only be realized by his acceptance of the hand-picked next neocon stooge…Sarah Palin. http://www.tagg-lines.com/2008/09/lady-macbeth-mcpalina-tragedy-unfolding.html
Because DUH!!
Simple answers to simple questions.
and just like big oil they cap that well after the initial squirt and throw it on the reserve pile.
After eight years of Bush-Cheney, why’d you go and put another Big Oil politician on your ticket?
Also, it is presidential to defer to people who don’t want you to have mystery senator JL on your ticket? Are you in charge or what?
We are so going to posthumously sue you.
Duh! Because big oil is obviously going to go out when we give them exclusive access rights to U.S. production, and massively increase their costs by hiring scarce production labor and buying gobs of new equipment all so that they can lower the profitability of their product, at a time when demand is literally maximized so no additional supply is needed from the point of view of producers.
And why will they do this?
Because U.S. consumers want them to!
That’s how the market works, right? Big companies do what we want them to, especially when politicians promise us that that’s how the big companies will work.
I can’t decide whether ‘Palin the Cheneyesque Big Oil Whore Wingnut’ or ‘Palin the Redneck Baby Mama Drama Train Wreck Tabloid Circus Clown’ is more damaging to that ticket.
I say we keep tuning into both narratives just to make sure.
What the R’s really need to do is merge the Palin meme with the Missing Pretty White Girl Meme somehow.
By 2012, we could have that Runaway Bride gal from Georgia on the ticket.
Good times.
Shorter McCain Campaign:
“The politics of failure have failed…We must make them work again.”
After eight years of Bush-Cheney, why’d you go and put another Big Oil politician on your ticket?
Shut up, that’s why.
WF
[from memory] You liberals won’t be laughing when Venezwayla shuts off its oil dis…covries.
But, she’s not taking questions. She’s busy leading the Alaskan National Guard in a battle against vampires for 30 nights or days or something.
Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs said, We are so going to posthumously sue you.
You ain’t dead yet, Earl.
oops…
How do you know who they meant would be posthumous?
why’d you go and put another Big Oil politician on your ticket?
For the lolz?
How do you know who they meant would be posthumous?
Heh, fair point.
Good times.
Let’s wait until McPalin loses before we say that.
Because, that’s why.
She’s the difference between the Republicans becoming a White Christian Regional Party or a Southern White Christian Regional Party.
The talent pool is for that strategy is overdetermined by Big Energy.
Shut. Up. Hippie.
That’s why.
….. bacause she’s good at handling “unruly children” and is proficient at “changing diapers” (no matter their age).
Funny how creationists rely on fossil fuels in their agenda. It also helps that she’s white, Protestant, and ridiculously fertile. She’d make a great handmaiden when the GOP turns the US into the Republic of Gilead. When that happens, I’ll smoking a doob with a male whore in downtown Amsterdam.
Peace, bitches!