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What Might Have Been I would have enjoyed this election a lot more if Barack Obama had just run openly as an America-hating commie. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!! JUST ADMIT IT, OBAMA!!!! ADMIT THAT YOU’RE A DAMN COMMIE!!!! SAY IT, YOU GODLESS COMMIE PRICK!!!!!! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY IT!!!!!! ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We […]



What If? Above: How to Talk to a Fire Demon of Jotunheim (If You Must) What would be the press reaction—if George Bush announced that he wanted to invade nuclear Islamic Pakistan? That’s a good question! What would be the press reaction if he announced he wanted to invade nuclear Islamic Iraq? Or if he […]


Sweet Jesus, do I hate Victor Davis Hanson

Why do people like this hold vast influence over American foreign policy? Can someone please explain it to me? Is Sky Falling on America? By Victor Davis Hanson The suicide-murders and roadside bombs in Iraq and Afghanistan sicken Americans. Soon-to-be nuclear Iran seems loonier than nuclear North Korea. American debt keeps piling up in China […]


Victor Davis Hanson Sick of Singing ‘MMMBomb’

Hola! Cómo es usted, Don Victor Davis Hanson? How’s the weather in Fresno, ya greaves-fondling, sabre-rattling, modern-day small-‘h’ homer? Did you know that your stilted, think tank-funded nostalgia for the butchery of yore arrives each Thursday on my doorstep like a freshly violated corpse tossed upon a cold morgue slab? (The rigor mortis belongs to […]


Late-Night Victor Davis Hanson Interlude

Say, it’s quiet tonight — too quiet. Above: Cue V.D. Hanson theme music. Uh-oh. Let’s see what’s brewing with our favorite formerly reputable historian: The Metrosexual Mob Watching and reading the recent Washington punditry, whether in print or on television, is a depressing spectacle. Almost all—Charles Krauthammer is the most notable exception—have somehow triangulated on […]


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This is just awesome, like they’re not even pretending anymore … No Offense, Officer — It’s Just Your Profession That’s Racist [Victor Davis Hanson] Barack Obama has reached down to a lowly (though no longer “stupid”) cop and raised him up to the presidential empyrean: “And I have to tell you that, as I said […]


Shorter Victor Frederick Isaac Douglass Hayes Hanson

A Speech Sen. Obama Could Have Given If I were Barack Obama, I would have focused all of my speech on Rev. Jeremiah Wright and the things that black people can do to end racism. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


The Oroville Dam is in a world of hurt.

california-oroville-dam-failure report-officials-ignored-oroville-spillway-concerns-12-years-ago LA-live-updates-oroville-dam-where-is-lake-oroville So, I think about water a lot. I think about where it comes from , where it goes, and what it does on the way. I read Cadillac Desert. I don’t imagine that makes me an expert on dams in the western US, but it does give a good introduction to the […]


An Old Fashioned Fisking

Lets check in with what the b-list propagandists are saying. Victor Davis Hanson needs no introduction, he’s an accomplished historian, a god-knows-how-many-generations “farmer” of one of the more arid spots of of California, and an all around example of why people have come to distrust academia. In his latest column “The Animal Cunning and Instinct […]


Do you believe in miracles?

If not, it’s a good time to start doing so because here comes your 2-minute Townhall: Shorter Kurt Schlichter, “Obama Is Too Incompetent To Pull Off A Coup” Would it be irresponsible to speculate about Obama staging a coup to stay in the White House? It would be irresponsible not to. Shorter Victor Davis Hanson, […]