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Unfunny People

Let’s say you’re Ross Douthat and you’ve been hired by the New York Times to be a sort of conservative ambassador into the Times’ liberal audience. Twice a week you have 750 or so words to make your case why liberals are wrong about all sorts of stuff, from economics to social issues to foreign […]

 

Mr. Muir, Adobe Called. They Want Illustrator® Back.

Just when you thought Big Hollywood couldn’t be any more preposterous, along comes Chris Muir with one of his comics which, as always, needed to be fixed:

 

Real Time With Andrew Breitbart

Billed as an “Internet News Entrepreneur,” an unkempt and clueless Big Andy Blartblart was on Bill Maher and the results were hilarious. Watch this short clip (with a few helpful annotations that I added): Of course, Breitbart’s contention that Limbaugh has never said anything racist is almost as preposterous as saying that Limbaugh bears an […]

 

Confit de Connard*

ABOVE: John Romano models the latestsolution for adult bed-wetting Over at Big Andy Breitblart’s Big Hollywood Big Website, a “musician” you’ve never heard of is complaining about a movie you’ve never heard of as further proof of the anti-American perfidy of Hollywood. The “musician” you’ve never heard of is John Romano, who, by his own […]

 

Lost

Things aren’t going so well for America’s Worst Lawyer who is on a downward spiral that led from Harvard Law School to about 8.2 seconds as an associate at a large L.A. law firm to solo practice as Benjamin Shapiro Legal Consulting with no clients and no website. That perhaps explains why Ben is trying […]

 

Have Some Schlußelschnitzel

ABOVE: Debbie models new line ofnecklaces for lushes Now that Debbie Schlußelscheißen has made an appearance at Big Andy Breitbart’s Big Hollywood Big Website, I think we can officially declare Big Hollywood as the most wingnutterific website ever.* Debbie’s contribution to Big Hollywood’s war on Hollywood liberals is a post that proves that Marvel Comics […]

 

Boom Goes the Cannons, Watch the Blood and the Shit Spray

Like Indiana Jones, I cherish art and despise Nazis. Image taken from this video by Rob F Taylor Wofford, Quartz: Philosopher Slavoj Žižek settles the “Is it OK to punch a Nazi?” question once and for all Let’s be frank, this last year has been pure unmitigated hell and if we managed to survive it, […]

 

Thank Heaven for Little Girls

You know, I thought I couldn’t possibly have less respect for this fuck… I thought wrong. Jack Cashill, American Morality: Would you let your 12-year-old daughter sleep in a tent with an 18-year-old boy? * As the demonic hordes have scourged the lands swallowing the once mighty Christian masses with their mighty rainbow powers in […]

 

Pay No Attention to the Monster Behind the Curtain

Ha, bullets have no affect on Helenbot’s metal shell! Why would Helenbot care if filthy organics are not optimized so? Dr. Helen Von Sant, Pajamarama “Yes, We Think We’re a Real Media Company” Media: The Elliot Rodger Case: If Pick-Up Artists Are Guilty, Then So Are the Feminists Oi… there are moments when snark fails […]

 

Cool Schmool

Look upon ye Master, ye huddled slaves. Let its shiny can overwrite your mind and fill you with subliminal thoughts! Kyle Smith & Wesson (but really failed comedian Greg Gutfield), New York’s The Post: The hipster war on you: How liberals use cool as a weapons Heh. Oh, we have gone far too long, my […]