Sadly, No!

It’s been a while since we checked in with Bob Owens, aka the Confederate Yankee, or as I’ve decided to start calling him, the Dixie Doodle Dumbfuck (DDD): Slowing Brown Down (If He Wins) … while many have come to view a Brown victory as their last, best hope to derail socialized medicine, there is […]

Bob Owens says, “Take the Front Line Course, fully endorsed by me, the Confederate Yankee, and you’ll never have to poop in fear again!” Oh fuck me. As if we needed any more enraged backwoods wingnuts packing heat, Bob Owens is now pushing a firearms training course from some outfit called Front Sight Firearms Training […]

ABOVE: After a hurricane toppled Bob Owens’s outhouse,he demonstrates that Confederate Yankee ingenuity forwhich he is so well known. Only Slightly Shorter Bob Owens, Klan Yankee Worshipping Protocol Over Truth Ah’m not lyin’ when ah sayuh that Joe Wilson wuzn’t lyin’ when he sayud that the Preznit was a lar, cuz the Preznit was a […]

Shorter Bob Owens and the Hee Haw Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band.: “Brits Debut “Stab-Proof” Knives” Stabless knives? Sheee-it fahhr. Y’all Limey queers might as well make stringless banjos! What’s next, moonshine that won’t blind ye? Corn cobs too smooth and such ta wipe yer behind with? I’d shoot the whole lot of ya, if’n I […]

Oh deary. It seems that Michelle Malkin is (shock) outraged again because some nasty people have been saying that right-wing bloggers produce nothing but crazy-assed bullshit. When pressed for counterexamples, she gives us this: Who says conservative bloggers don’t do reporting? […] Bob Owens at Confederate Yankee/Pajamas Media published several original reports and scoops — […]

He’s a tough nut, that Confederate Yankee. Imagine our brief admiration when we saw that our favorite Citizen Journalist and scourge of the reported media had shored up his berserk ravings about Barack Obama and William Ayers with an actual interview — one with an actual primary source in the Ayers saga. Little did he […]

ABOVE: Jack Cashill Jack Cashill, a Wingnut Daily columnist best known for his sublimely ludicrous conspiracy theories — you know, Bill Clinton shot Ron Brown and missiles shot down TWA 800 — has honed homed zeroed in on another theory that is certain to get some of the dimmer wingnuts in the wingnut-o-sphere — we’re […]

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! But the press just won’t leave her alone. And what about Barack Hussein Obama, Dr. Ol’ Perfesser wonders: DEMANDING A SARAH PALIN PRESS CONFERENCE: Sure, bring it on — right after Obama takes questions from Bob Owens, Stanley Kurtz, David Freddoso, the Powerline guys, and Hugh Hewitt on the Bill Ayers/Annenberg business. […]

ABOVE: Bob Owens wants to put you in a MonteCarlo!! Just this morning used-car salesman Bob Owens, aka the “Confederate Yankee,” had a fleeting moment of clarity and admitted that he wasn’t “qualified to comment meaningfully on the [bailout] in any way, shape, or form.” Of course, if Owens restricted his commentary to things he […]

“Amy” Alkon has been doing a great imitation of an Italian soccer player lately. Every time we come anywhere near her, she falls down, starts screaming in pain, contorts her face wildly and gestures for a referee, hoping that we’ll get a yellow (or better yet, a red) card. You know, like this: Her schtick […]