ABOVE: Burger King (left), Warner “Double Whopper” Huston (right) Shorter Warner Todd Huston, Ruhnew Amuhrka This leftist drivel is why journalism is dying Everything I eat (excluding certain snack foods) I buy at fast food drive-thrus, so I take extremely personally a story written by some New York City fag criticizing drive-thrus. ‘Shorter’ concept created [...]
ABOVE (left to right): Flaming Outhouse, Warner ToddHuston One of the occupational hazards of wingnuttery, particularly prolific wingnuttery — where thousands of posts are each cross-posted by the wingnut at each of seventy-eight thousand or so wingnut sites — is, well, piddling on your own feet. Poor Warner Todd Huston, then, with no job and [...]
Marie’s talking about SEXYOUALL INTERCOURSE! BOIOIOIOIOINNNNNNNNG!!! Above: Talks dirty when she’s slumming. Here I am, rather like a wingnut, home alone on a Saturday night. GF worked late, it rained here all day.. bleh. And Marie, sly vixen that she is, totally knew it. She knew that Tintin would make fun of a Warner Todd [...]
Another day, another spasm of Obama fauxtrage: the latest coming from Werner Todt von Huston, the dimmest of the RedState dimwits, which means he puts out somewhat less light than a black hole and that each time you read him, thousands of your own neurons cry themselves to death. Noblesse Oblige? The One Wants His [...]
Warner Todd Huston, RedState Those Dangerous Tea Parties: Are YOU the Threat We’ve Been Waiting For? Some things we all need to carefully consider before something gets out of hand. Grave and ludicrous are these astonishing and maliciously concocted police-state accusations that the right is prone to violence.1 So in that light, should our tax [...]
Above: Looking surprisingly presentable these days Feminists Truly Hate Women The execrable so-called “feminists” should devote themselves to the eradication of the Muslim bacillus. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Shocking Story of Gay Porn as Required Reading in High School Anagram: Shorter Wanton Dudd I is be checkin’ mah email… ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
Here’s Drake Bennett, from the Fall TV issue of Slate: There’s nothing new about denigrating the laugh track. It’s been viewed with scorn and suspicion from its invention in 1950, when it debuted to little fanfare on a short-lived comedy called The Hank McCune Show. In the decades since, it has stood accused of everything [...]
Knock-knock. Who’s there? ABOVE: And this was scarcely odd,because he’d eaten every one.* Interrupting walrus. Interrup… Sci. American uses all anti-Republican examples to show ‘how media messes with your mind’ Warner Todd Huston February 22, 2008 This report by Scientific American is a hoot for its blatant hypocrisy. …ting walrus who? Oh man, we totally [...]
Y’all know that I don’t often use the Sadly wire for personal stuff (barring the annual Christmas in the City charity post), but I’m looking for some work doing Photoshop and/or writing and editing, either in the Boston area or via Teh Internet, full- or part-time. Long story short, I’m getting married in June, and [...]
I am a RINO Above: Goo-goo g’joob Yes, I admit it: I am actually a… Wait, why is everybody laughing? ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
Electing Obama A Slap In The Face To Muslims Everywhere? Above: Totally looked betterwith the cookie scrubber Hey, here’s one (ahem): I truly regret mentioning the fact that Barack Obama is a Muslim, for all men are indeed brethren to me; but is it wise for America to elect a man who, as an apostate [...]
Above: Has a bucket Just how much of an idiot do you need to have made of yourself to merit a dressing down from one of the Sadly’s favorite whipping boys, Warner Todd Huston? Up until now, that’s been a rhetorical question, mostly because no one thought that level of idiocy was even possible — [...]
Burt anticipates another dinner of fish sticks and applesauce at his assisted living facility Grampa Burt Prelutsky, who used to write a humor column for the L.A. Times sometime near the turn of the Neoproterozoic Era, now contributes to Clown Hall and, for the stuff that is too crazy even for Clown Hall, to The [...]
It’s Thursday, and that means it’s time to pick on Megan McArdle again see what’s happening with Warner Todd Huston, the formerly walrus-visaged seer of RenewAmerica and NewsBusters. Above: Totally looked better with the beard Another example of how nutroots are completely mad August 22, 2007 Another example? As if this video of the YearlyKos [...]
Above: Warner Todd Huston, early 2007 Above: Warner Todd Huston, late 2007 ‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita. (Online LOLcat builder here.) [+ link] + bONUS hUSTON: + PS: If you’ve sent one in, I have ‘em in a posting queue here. (kthxbai)
John Hawkins of Right Wing News shows us a new paradigm in diplomacy: The Top Ten Movies We Should Screen In US Embassies Over at Human Events, they’ve put together the “Top Ten Movies We’d Like to Screen in US Embassies” (part one & part two). The idea is supposed to be to give foreigners [...]
I opened a can of cat food and the cats all came running. It was a signal that there was something silly going on over at Blogs For Bush. The Great Global Warming Swindle By Mark Noonan at 03:38 PM [...] What I’d like, once again, our global warming enthusiasts to answer for me: 1. [...]
The nearly forgotten but not gone The Rant offers Warner Todd Huston getting upset about the L.A. Times: On the other hand, Americans on Sept. 11th, 2001 were going about their daily lives with no thought of impending attacks. No war had been imagined declared and Americans had not the slightest clue that an attack was [...]
