Apr
28

Mr. Muir, Adobe Called. They Want Illustrator® Back.




Posted at 14:51 by Tintin

Just when you thought Big Hollywood couldn’t be any more preposterous, along comes Chris Muir with one of his comics which, as always, needed to be fixed:


Feb
21

Shorter Chris Muir




Posted at 19:57 by Gavin M.

Day by Day strip, Feb. 21, 2008 Above: Muir Michelle Obama equals Hitler. [talk radio blaring] Heh-heh. It’s funny because it’s true. [aroma of moldy pizza boxes and dried semen] Heh-heh. [talk radio blaring] Welp, there’s another strip finished. [surfs BarelyLegalAsianTeens.com] I do declare, the far-left fascist Hitler-commie liberals are so far out of the […]


Oct
14

This, that and the other




Posted at 22:44 by Sadly, No!

On the topic of Sadly, No! favorite Chris Muir SEK at LGM makes a good point: I think the lameness of having one of your characters enthusiastically egg on the lunatic rant of another requires no further definition. Toss in the fact that “You’re really cookin’” is a painfully awful pun, and you’re left thinking […]


Feb
9

Boner’s Ark




Posted at 8:19 by Gavin M.

Doop-de-doop, checkin’ the email. ConservativeHQ.com Launches ‘Conservatives’ Answer to Doonesbury’ Well this looks like good news for ol’ Chris Muir. At last he’ll be tapped into the wingnut welfare mainline. Above: Conservatives’ answer to Doonesbury Okay, we helped that one along a bit. Here’s the original strip, and verily, never let it be said that […]


Feb
3

Best? Day By Day? Ever?




Posted at 3:09 by Gavin M.

While we struggle to make sense of the Pajamas Media collapse,* as well as other such tragic collapses, it seems the world is rolling ever onward, minding its own business except for the strange guy sitting next to me on the Red Line today, who for some reason had crapped in his pants, and was […]


Jun
28

‘Fischer Price,’ Or Some Such Pun




Posted at 19:47 by Gavin M.

Above: ‘Fischer cut bait,’ or some such pun We’ve noticed there’s been something on ol’ Bryan Fischer’s mind lately. That is, other than the fact that homosexuals are Nazis, and vice versa, and that liberals are Nazis, and so forth. No, it’s not that the exact same thing as Darwin’s Theory of Evolution preceded Darwin […]


May
25

Why McCain Avoids Malkin, Sammich-Jihad Edition




Posted at 19:25 by Gavin M.

Apr
30

Things I Learned From Today’s “Day By Day” Cartoon




Posted at 3:43 by Mister Leonard Pierce

1. It is possible, while preparing to go to the opera, to accidentally strap on a concealed holster and a firearm, provoking the reaction “Oops!”. 2. My Glock 22 police .40-caliber semi-auto must be atypical of the line, because from this drawing, they are approximately the size of a shrimp fork. 3. Carrying a gun […]


Feb
26

Day By Day Remix




Posted at 19:33 by Gavin M.

Uh-huh. That’s about the level of Conservative Funny that we’ve come to expect from ol’ Muir. Let’s see if we can… It totally seems like somebody ought to be saying something in the last panel. But what?


Feb
9

Post-CPAC Day By Day Remix Extravaganza!




Posted at 23:46 by Mister Leonard Pierce

Sorry, folks, I’ll stop hogging the site in a minute, but I wanted to do this (a) to decompress, (b) to prove I’m still capable of short, non-soul-melting whimsy, and (c) because Chris Muir really, really, really sucks. While I was combing the blogs of some other CPAC attendees, I noticed that a lot of […]


Jan
1

Another Year, Another Crappy Comic Strip




Posted at 22:40 by Tintin

All the other SadlyNotzis are still missing in action, the sink lettuce is still taunting the SadlyNotzi offices, and every single bubble in the champagne I drank last night is now ricocheting in my brain like BB pellets being shot at the inside of my skull by an evil elf hiding out in my medulla […]


Dec
12

From Behind Teh Doorframe




Posted at 22:54 by Gavin M.

So which entries won the Day By Day Remix Contest? …Or is that a last-week sort of thing, such that there should just be a brand-new contest making fun of Chris Muir?


Dec
3

Day By Day Remix Contest




Posted at 22:30 by Gavin M.

We have entered Week Three of The Day By Day Breastfeeding Singularity. Today’s original strip is here. Clearly it needed improving, but after two panels (see below) it seemed as though the story had arced to a place of natural fulfillment. …Or had it? What could the third panel be? Update: The only thing is […]


Dec
3

Let The Circle Be Complete




Posted at 4:35 by Gavin M.

Once Lawyers, Guns, And Money and TBogg had made fun of the latest Day By Day strip, we really had no further choice in the matter. Update: Xenos asks: How much resentment and bitterness does this white, professional, and financially well-off couple carry around in their heads that, upon the birth of two healthy children […]


Sep
11

Things That One Would Not Otherwise Do [Updated]




Posted at 18:19 by Gavin M.

[A Day By Day remix.] I posted this last year, and it’s what I want to say this year as well. Because people like Chris Muir think that they’re ‘entitled’ to 9/11 as their cultish emotional lodestone, when it was a real event that involved real people. 9/11 isn’t a symbol; it was something that […]


Aug
31

‘Day By Day’ Rescue Patrol




Posted at 20:16 by Gavin M.

Looks like ol’ Chris Muir is still getting in trouble over there. Case in point: This recent effort: Above: Original Day By Day strip Let’s do what we do best — i.e., help provide solutions: Above: Enhanced Day By Day strip Yay, all better! Update: In case Chris has found himself in a corner, politically […]


Dec
12

Drunk On Teh Funny




Posted at 7:09 by Gavin M.

From Monday’s Indianapolis Star: Mallard Fillmore Creator Arrested For DUI Hoosier Edward Bruce Tinsley, creator of the conservative comic strip Mallard Fillmore, was arrested in Columbus Dec. 4 and charged with operating a vehicle under the influence — his second alcohol-related arrest in less than four months, according to the Bartholomew County Sheriff’s Department. Tinsley, […]


Nov
29

“A Scratch? Your Arm’s Off!” “No It Isn’t.”




Posted at 20:04 by Gavin M.

UPDATE: Although Gavin M. came back with a worthy response, I still feel compelled to declare victory. You’d think right-wingers would’ve learned to stop doing that. Next he’s going to say that the results can’t be fairly judged for another six months, and when that stops working, he’s going to be all like, “Um, catastrophic […]


Sep
14

Re: Things That One Would Never Otherwise Do




Posted at 18:59 by Gavin M.

[A Day By Day remix.] Because people like Muir think that they’re ‘entitled’ to 9/11 as their cultish emotional lodestone. The caption would be nearly identical (Marsh & McLennan Cos. Inc., Confirmed dead, World Trade Center, at/in building), except that Wayne was an accountant there instead of an executive secretary. And there’s more that isn’t […]


Sep
4

Day By Day: The Plotz Thickens [updated]




Posted at 20:29 by Gavin M.

A contest, by cracky! (I can’t frickin’ figure it out either.) [Original here.] Update: The dialogue has to actually fit in the speech balloons, is the thing. Like here: Dialogue: Mr. Memento (alas! edited for space) I’ll make one for every set of dialogue that sort-of fits, and y’all guys pick the best three — […]

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