Shorter Erich von Erich Red State Championship Wretardling “Thank God for American Crossroads and the Conservative Victory Project” “Faulty Premises and Outlooks Formed” If Karl Rove thinks he can push a bunch of pussyfied RINO candidates on us, he’s got another thing coming. The movement wants real Genghis Khan conservatives, not squishy centrists like Attila [...]
Shorter Matt K. Lewis The Daily Cholera “How conservatives and liberals enforce pundit conformity” I am saddened to note that in the current culture of journalism truly brave TV pundits like Erick Erickson, who attacked RINOs from the right on CNN, and Kirsten Powers, who attacks many Democrats from the right on Fox, are rare [...]
Shorter Irky Irkyson, Red Scare: Herman Cain Singlehandedly Revives an Old Stereotype Liberals who don’t think the idea of an electrified fence frying beaners trying to sneak into the U.S. is funny have no sense of humor. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
ABOVE: Josh White, age 11 (left),* Erick Erickson (center) and Gruff (right) Shorter Erick Erickson, Red State “All Catholics Are Pedophiles” — The Democrats’ Closing Argument There is nothing lower than falsely charging a political opponent with child molestation unless they are also goat fuckers. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton [...]
ABOVE: Moe Lane, PFC, Red State Trike Force Shorter Moe Lane, Erick Erickson’s Civil War Reenactors Club Happy Columbus Day! The killing off of Native Americans was a small price to pay so that I could still have most of my teeth at age forty! ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton [...]
Bill Bennett, The Erick Erickson Network We ignore rise in drug abuse among kids Tens of thousands of kids are dying every year of marijuana overdoses. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
ABOVE: Erick Erickson demonstrates his true expertise Shorter Irky Irksome, Red State Scare By Faith: I Am Proud of Franklin Graham I, for one, will not truly believe Obama’s claim that he’s a Christian and not a Muslim until I see the long-form vault copy of his baptismal certificate. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies [...]
“Can you hear them running for shelter?” Erick Erickson, who once twittered that retired Justice Souter was a “goat fucking child molester,” has been trolling Nancy Pelosi’s Twitter feed looking for dirt for a blog post on the Speaker, which is pretty much like Charles Manson doing a criminal record search on Sharon Tate. And [...]
Above: Baked ham Erick Erickson, RedState: Did the Federal Government Cause the BP Oil Spill? There is a lot more to be determined here, but the Coast Guard may not have followed its own procedures. [merry bubbling sound, throaty exhale ending in cough] Why has the White House withheld the fact that the Coast Guard [...]
Above: Plays the ham and organ Erick Erickson, RedState: Why Tiahrt Matters How long have we been reading Erick? We spent ten minutes pronouncing ‘tiahrt’ in different ways trying to guess what word he misspelled. That’s how long we’ve been reading Erick. Why, it didn’t even make us blink more than seven or eight times [...]
“Who ate all the ham?” Eerie Von Erickson,1 RedState: Chuck Efstration: A Personal Favor My endorsement is a rare thing for friends to get that run for office, but my friend Blarf Defenestruction is a candidate worthy of RedState. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all [...]
Uh-oh. Him again. E. Erick Erickson,1 RedState: A Tale of Budget Cowardice…and Courage The summer after 5th grade, we got that book out from the library. We read it excitedly through our horn-rimmed Dexter glasses while listening nonstop to Perry Como’s Como Comes Alive. So the Democrats have… This is going to be something that [...]
Erky Erkson, RedState: Democrats Kill Free Checking Accounts This is worse than when Democrats murdered the moving forward of payday by lenders. Democrats, devoid of basic economic sense, continue to screw consumers with laws against business with very foreseeable consequences. Case in point: banks now are getting rid of free checking accounts. I get giddy [...]
Erick Erickson, RedState: My Goodness Erickson. It was difficult not to resort to the title, ‘Dishing Out The D’oh!’ Because what did that ‘dishing out the dough’ expression even mean, just before? And right after that, it was like he was trying to put together a hot dance mix, except with the savoir-faire of a [...]
Erick Erickson, RedState: Naming Names Without a guilty plea for beating a woman, but with a Devil May Care attitude, RedState.com’s fearless editor, Erick Erickson, endeavoring to write about himself in the third person, though omniscient or limited is still up for grabs, will now proceed to dish out the dough and let the chips [...]
Erick Erickson, RedState: BREAKING: We Have Elena Kagan’s College Thesis This proves Elena Kagan is an open and avowed socialist. The woman declares that socialists must stick together instead of fracture in order to advance a socialist agenda, which Kagan advocates. 1 Is that a footnote? It is one! It’s a footnote that takes you [...]
Above: The Yolk’s on Erik For quite some time, there has been considerable debate about how many errors Erick “Bubba Bubbason” Erickson could stuff into one single blog post and now the answer turns out to be a whole shitload more than anyone ever imagined. How exactly is Elena Kagan’s appointment to the Supreme Court [...]
Tjasko, RedState For Kids!1 The 3 most damning graphs in modern American politics Right, as if we’d let that pass unchallenged. Above: Dah-hah-haaaaamn, that’s a goddamn damning graph in modern goddamn American thingy, with the damning. Indeed, plus also damn.2 So Tjasko, blast it, let’s see your three darned things of dratted reprove.
My name is Rick Rickson, I listen to Higson.1 Erick Erickson, RedState: Billy Graham’s Son Is Too Christian For Barack Obama’s Army Billy Graham’s son Franklin, a solid evangelist in his own right, Franklin — is he the black one, or is that Shermy? If the…no wait. Damn it, this is not where I had [...]
