Jun
2

Moe Be Dick




Posted at 4:52 by Gavin M.

Update: Uh, some guy with a Muslim name shot two soldiers at a recruiting station today, killing one, so everything equals opposite, and never mind about the abortion doctor.
Leading the way in this regard is our pal Confederate Yankee, who began this morning by absolving the right of any responsibility for the murder of [...]


Apr
17

Welp, Might As Well Get This Out Of The Way




Posted at 10:20 by Gavin M.

Should I finish this one first, or the Malkin or the Boston one? I’ll do this one. No, the Malkin one.
Shorter Michelle Malkin:

A Tax Day Tea Party cheat sheet: How it all started

Demented villains are hallucinating that I stole a cookie from the cookie jar, but as you can see, I did not “sneal” a [...]


Apr
4

Blargh, It Is A Tea Attack1




Posted at 22:58 by Gavin M.

We’ve visited with Eric Odom before. Odom is the bald popinjay whose surname sounds like a Biblical city where everybody was turned to salt for masturbating. More to the point, he’s a character who’s catapulting the Republican party, ready or not, into today’s Internet tomorrowland of online websites, of the www.facebook.com and the other one, [...]


Dec
10

‘Hanky Panky,’ Or Equivalent Pun




Posted at 2:21 by Gavin M.

Doop-de-doop, surfin’ the Internet, mindin’ my own business.
America lacks standing
By Donald Hank
Well, the Donofrio case against Obama (one of the many court cases the media refused to tell you about for months), demanding the showing of a real birth certificate, has failed,
Yowza. Will Peak, I say, will Peak Wingnut never come?
Anyway, we [...]


Nov
21

Jonah Ark




Posted at 1:22 by Gavin M.

Doop-de-doop, mindin’ my own business, readin’ National Review.
Cruise Review [Jonah Goldberg]
Many thanks to Katie at KabukiVillage for her very flattering write-up of the NR Cruise and yours truly. There are pictures from the sea, for those interested.
Oh right, it’s time again for the National Review Cruise, a font of humor that comes [...]


Jun
11

Zhdanovian Hackery Is Alive And Well




Posted at 20:01 by HTML Mencken

Doop de-doop, reading the Cornhole, havin’ some laffs. Huh, whasis?:
Lennonism [John J. Miller]
K Lo: I’m with you on “Imagine” — love the piano, hate the lyrics. A band called A Perfect Circle has a great cover version. The music is bleak and the vocals are subdued. It’s a much-needed deconstruction of the song. [...]


Mar
8

Hang Down Your Head, Mark Tooley




Posted at 18:24 by Gavin M.

Doop-dee-doop, checkin’ the email.
Conference on ‘U.S. Sponsored Torture’ Conveniently Overlooks Everyone Else and Features 9-11 Conspiracy Theorist
Hmm, this one’s from UMAction, a Methodist group concerned with social justice.
“It’s hard to take seriously a conference that regards the world’s oldest continuing democracy as an egregious human rights offender, but has nothing to say about Kim Jong-il [...]


Mar
8

Kyrie Eliason




Posted at 17:30 by Gavin M.

Doop-dee-doop, checkin’ the email.
NRB ‘Night of Comedy’ Decried by Veteran Broadcaster/Former NRB Board Member
That’s the National Religious Broadcasters. Wonder what that’s about.
NASHVILLE, March 8 /Christian Newswire/ — “It is ironic that Christian broadcasters will be crowding into the Gaylord Opryland Resort’s Delta Ballroom on Monday night, March 10, for a “Night of Comedy,” says 50-year [...]


Mar
8

Cass On A Hot Tin Roof




Posted at 7:05 by Gavin M.

Doop-dee-doop, checkin’ the email.
Homosexuals Blaspheme Christ and Mock Christians Again and Again
Well this one seems promising.
MEDIA ADVISORY, March 7 /Christian Newswire/ — “What would homosexuals say if Christians mocked homosexuality by dressing up like flamboyant homosexuals and gathered monthly to burn rainbow flags?
They’d say, “Pass the Chex Mix, I think I’m having an artgasm.” [...]


Sep
17

Acepalooza: A Good Time Was Had By All




Posted at 0:46 by Gavin M.

Morons on Parade
So, whether due to our fearless leader’s cluelessness or lefty black ops, Acepalooza almost collapsed before it began. However, we’re all now successfully drunk and posting like the losers we are, so if you have any comments for us, post away.
As it happens, we found ourselves perambulating down Boylston Street at approximately this [...]

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