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Dan Riehl: Licking his chops (or is it soiling his pants?) for a race war

It’s only going to get funnier and more terrifying, my friends. Let’s roll the tape: A 9/12 Experience: Dangerous Times Michelle has a disturbing video posted. It’s of several black students beating a white student on a school bus in St. Louis. Here’s the deal. I haven’t mentioned it before. Riding out of DC on […]

 

Hey, Where’s The Cake? Oh Right, Dan Riehl Has Just Taken It

Shorter Dan Riehl: I Demand An Apology! As the possible descendant of an alleged German indentured servant, I am entitled to ask: Do I deserve somehow less of an apology for slavery than the descendants of millions of black Africans held in centuries of generational bondage thanks to their own backwards tribal culture and its […]

 

Shorter Dan Riehl

Traditionalism Rocks, Neo-liberalism Fails Again The Republicans’ recent string of devastating electoral losses proves that everyone in the country really agrees with me after all. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. Really, you just gotta read that post and stare in awe at the remarkable amount of delusion he displays. […]

 

Dan Riehl Struggles With English, Loses Again

Poor Dan Riehl. He’s always struggling with abstract concepts and the English language. Today he tried to do a gotcha on Hillary that went hilariously awry because he seems confused over the words “born” and “vote.” See for yourself: Two-minutes [into her appearance on “The View,”] Hillary starts talking about “all these women in their […]

 

Dan Riehl Has Finally Gone Frickin’ Bananas

Here’s Dan, tanned and rested from his short, petulant retirement awhile back, and hungry for truth as ever. Actually, he seems to be falling apart in some sort of Zima-fueled paroxysm of desperate unreason. We’ve never seen him quite this ah-oogah before. The New York Times And A “Jim Webb” Of Lies Today on Meet […]

 

Shorter Dan Riehl

Does Glenn Greenwald Ever Tell The Truth? Above: Another reason the show isn’t called ‘Informed Sources’ Regarding the recent Harvey Mansfield editorial which argues that the President should rule as a lawless dictator, the real fascist is the lying Glenn Greenwald, who dishonestly ignores points that might have been in the editorial, had I written […]

 

Dan Riehl Whacks The Cracker Barrel

I’ve been running across this draft in the notedly cram-stuffed SadNo we-never-finish-anything drafts folder for days now, and every time it’s like, ‘Muh. Dan Riehl. Nathan Tabor. Muh.’ Liberals Are Such Morons You know, somebody told me not long ago that Dan lives fairly nearby, somewhere past a certain mountainy-forest place that I tend to […]

 

Dan Riehl’s Prurient Interests

Uhh, is Dan nostalgic? Bitter? Did he watch too many times and take too seriously that Van Halen video? Wha?: Marcia Amsterdam: Teacher Of The Day It’s sure starting to look that way, given the arrest of Emily Streb yesterday. Marcia Amsterdam, 30, has been charged with raping a 13 year-old male student in her […]

 

Anna Nicole Dead, Dan Riehl Inconsolable

Bro’s before ho’s, as they say. This’ll get you back up over the weekend, man: It’s true about the longer you aren’t doing it, the more you think about not bothering. Gotta make that first step. No Fear, a’ight?

 

Dan Riehl, Bananas, Insert Usual Title

Dan Riehl, ever one for a manufactured controversy, remounts the Amanda-bashing bandwagon and lets roar his sly trombone. This time it’s about Amanda’s Flickr photos, which are allusive of some kind of deeply incisive, uh, insight-thingy: Monday, February 05, 2007 Damn […] She has got to be kidding, I hope? On the one hand she […]