Apr
17

Welp, Might As Well Get This Out Of The Way




Posted at 10:20 by Gavin M.

Should I finish this one first, or the Malkin or the Boston one? I’ll do this one. No, the Malkin one.
Shorter Michelle Malkin:

A Tax Day Tea Party cheat sheet: How it all started

Demented villains are hallucinating that I stole a cookie from the cookie jar, but as you can see, I did not “sneal” a [...]


Dec
11

CPAC Of Lies




Posted at 10:18 by Mister Leonard Pierce

I promised you people a big announcement on Monday. Now, of course, it’s not Monday anymore, and this isn’t so much a big announcement as a begging letter disguised as a big announcement, but are we ones to split hairs? I think not. I think very much not.
Now, I wish [...]


Aug
19

Gettin My Thank Ya-Yas Out




Posted at 5:49 by HTML Mencken

I want to thank everyone who donated so generously to my bleg. You’ve saved my ass: The co-op agreed to let me pay my bill Wednesday, by which time your donations will have cleared into my account. Plus I have a bit extra for nicotine, caffeine and food (my necessary fuels for writing, and in [...]


May
14

Famous Lookalikes: Wingnut Edition




Posted at 13:49 by HTML Mencken

Here I go again, being worse than Hitler in that I am about to engage in Looksism — a practice which, as I have been lectured to “enlightened” by my betters, is “cut from the same cloth” as racism, sexism, etc.
Allrighty, then. So here in my evil, Looksist lab I have been hard at work [...]


Apr
11

This & That




Posted at 12:49 by HTML Mencken

Hi there. I’m HTML Mencken. You might remember me from such Sadlian posts as “Wingnuts In Party Hats” and the Wingnut All-Star Series of reichwing character assassinations assisted suicides.
I haven’t been around for a while. I could say I’ve been busy, and it would be partially true but still too cliche, so instead my excuse [...]


Jan
26

Wingnutienity




Posted at 15:17 by HTML Mencken

Mark Steyn, Canada’s Leading Asshole, is at it again. Last week he took joy in thoroughly regurgitating the dolchstosslegende; this week, a little more of the same, with bonus chunks of batshit insanity retched into the airwaves and internets.

Steyn: “Billions for imperial administrators, butnot one fucking cent for the social contract.”
First, a dolchstoss redux of [...]


Jan
20

CircleJerkStab




Posted at 1:56 by HTML Mencken

My favorite Wingnutien, Mark Steyn, had dolchstoss heavy on his mind yesterday when he joined Hugh Hewitt in once again polluting the radio spectrum with batshit insanity. Let’s see who, according to Steyn, is backstabbing who.

Above: Mark Steyn, Canada’s Leading Asshole, squirming at an imaginary stab in the back.
First are Chuck Hagel and Olympia Snowe [...]


Jul
27

Shorter Mark Steyn




Posted at 12:12 by HTML Mencken

(Yeah, I know I’m late with this, but…)
‘Great Men’ Have Grating Effect On Mideast:
Fuck diplomacy; what we really need to do is be more like the Iranians!
Bonus wankery:
During all the time the Great Men were shuttling back and forth, a kind of toxic globalization occurred: The Palestinian “movement” (insofar as there ever was a genuine [...]


Jun
14

Wingnut All-Star: Jeff Goldstein (Part I)




Posted at 21:08 by HTML Mencken

Wingnut: Jeff Goldstein
Team: Macho Men
League: Chickenhawk
AKA: Pasty, Count Blogula, Purblind Jism, Manshake, Mark Discordia
Affinities/Attributes: Psychosis, Bullying, Paste-Eating, Dissembling, Lit Theory
Managed By: Pajamas Media Affiliate
He Shall Overcome
(Since Jeff Goldstein’s anti-fans have been clumsily psychoanalysed by Ace of Debased — an effort since punctured by Brad, Roy and TBOGG — consider this my reply in kind, and [...]


Mar
31

Selfless Martyr Watch




Posted at 0:50 by HTML Mencken

Quod Mark Steyn:

. . .But I felt gradually exhausted since September 11th, 2001, [because] it’s very dispiriting trying to keep going in this phase of what is a very long conflict. And the reason I do it is because I want us to win. I don’t particularly like journalism. I don’t particularly like writing newspaper [...]


Dec
26

We Yield to the Representative from Elementropy




Posted at 21:51 by Gavin M.

While we waddle off the effects of last night’s hillocks of roast beef and oysters (in our new pair of Docs), ‘Tardo’s in great game, mushing Mark Steyn into a bloody paste.

Steyn: If human, now afraid to leave the house.


Jul
20

Wingnut Masterpiece Theatre




Posted at 23:39 by Brad

Inspired by SZ’s Ultimate Wingnut Contest and RETARDO’s Wingnut All-Star Team, I’ve been thinking about creating a Hall of Fame for the wingnuttiest individual columns of all-time. Three immediately come to mind:
1.) Peggy Noonan claims Elian Gonzalez was rescued by God-sent dolphins
2.) Thomas Sowell campaigns to legalize for-profit kidney sales
3.) Ann Coulter advocates [...]


Jul
20

P.S.: Wah!




Posted at 9:27 by Gavin M.

This certainly demands a link.
Not to mention Retardo’s encyclopedaic 2005 Wingnut All-Star Team.
Have we been blind? How did we miss these? We’re worthless!


Mar
16

Upper-Crust Wingnuttery at the WSJ Op-Ed Page




Posted at 20:50 by Brad

Wingnuttery isn’t restricted to Renew America and The Rant- you can also find it at the Wall Street Journal Editorial Page.  The Journal has two classics this morning, one by the editors and one by Leslie Gelb of the Council on Foreign Relations.

Above: The Wall Street Journal’s All-Star Editorial Panel.
First, let’s take a look [...]

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