In the previous round of XTREME Wingnut Preach-Off, Jim Rutz pulled off the upset of the year and knocked Pastor Swank off his perch as the wingnuttiest preacher on the Internets. This week, Rutz will have to defend his crown against an old foe, the Rev. Mark H. Creech.
Let’s start with our defending champ, [...]
The best thing about Pajamas Media Open Source Media is that they’ve introduced me to a whole bunch of right-wing bloggers that I otherwise would’ve never read (mostly because they really suck, but that’s another story). So for your enjoyment, I’m going to review some of these new-found treasures and grade them in various [...]
I’m glad to know that it’s not just the Democrats anymore (emphasis mine):
The U.S. Senate opened debate today on measures that would put the chamber on record for the first time asking President George W. Bush to set limits for keeping American troops in Iraq.
The Bush administration “needs to explain to Congress and the [...]
Michael Gaynor must be suffering from a particularly severe leprechaun attack this week, because his latest column is actually called (I’m not making this up) “Mr. President, heed the call of Marie Jon’ and Chris Hartsock (America’s future).”
“Laddy! Tha’s th’ dumbest a’vice I ever heard! Marie’s e’en madder than Mdhatter! What should [...]
The moment you’ve been waiting for has finally arrived. WorldNetDaily’s Jim Rutz is about to duke it out with Pastor Joseph Grant Swank, Jr. for the title of “Wingnuttiest Preacher on the Internets.”
As you may remember, Rutz is the author of Megashift, a book about God’s plan to bestow devoted Christians with wicked [...]
Hey kids, I’m extremely busy today and might not get around to posting until tomorrow, but I’m working on an XTREME Wingnut Preach-Off that will absolutely blow your mind. It’s gonna be a battle for the ages: Jim Rutz v.s. Pastor Swank (OK, so Swank is gonna totally kick his ass, but I have [...]
Yes, it’s time for another round of XTREME Wingnut Peach-Off, where I scour the Internets for columns by the world’s craziest on-line ministers and pit them against our reigning champ, Pastor Joseph Grant Swank. This week’s challenger is Carl Wieland from AnswersInGenesis, America’s premier creationism “research” institute!
And now, Sadly, No! readers… LLLLLET’S [...]
This is the best column Kaye’s written in quite sometime (and by “the best” I mean “the most hilariously inept and illogical”):
Border control is simplistic . . . so just do it!
Kaye Grogan
October 21, 2005
There is a simple way to control the borders.
Before we go any further, I’d just like to point out that whenever [...]
I’ve decided to create a new regular feature here at Sadly, No! called the XTREME Wingnut Preach-Off! Here’s how it works: I’m gonna post two articles by the wingnuttiest pastors I can find and have them duke it out for the title of Heavyweight Champion of God-Related Crackpot Activities (or something like that). [...]
The American Family Association is upset:
‘American Girl’ Assailed for Teaming with Pro-Abortion Charity
By Mary Rettig and Jody Brown
October 13, 2005
(AgapePress) – The spokesperson for a pro-family group says she was disturbed to find that a toy manufacturer esteemed by Christians has joined with a pro-abortion, pro-lesbian group. And a Chicago-based pro-life organization is hinting at [...]
Here is a list of senators who voted against John McCain’s anti-torture amendement (via Laura Rozen):
Allard (R-CO)
Bond (R-MO)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Roberts (R-KS)
Sessions (R-AL)
Stevens (R-AK)
If you live in any of these states, feel free to hang your head in shame. Oklahoma gets the Wingnuttery Special Achievement Award for electing not one, but two pro-torture [...]
Pastor Swank shows once again why he’s the undisputed champion of indecipherable punditry:
RONNIE ‘EARLE OF INJUSTICE’ VS. TOM DELAY
By J. Grant Swank, Jr.
Ronnie Earle is following through with high stakes and his persecuting persona intact for over years upon years ? too many.
Yeah, see what I mean? That made absolutely no sense. Let’s [...]
Pastor Swank must be popping some kind of pills, because his latest column is… well, you can survey the damage on your own:
RUMSFELD: AFGHAN HOPE DEFIES NEGATIVE CRITICS
By J. Grant Swank, Jr.
It?s fact. Nay-sayers feed the public daily with some of the most nasty, negative so-called news that they can conjure.
It’s fact. Pastor Swank [...]
Many thanks to reader Steve for sending us “Gizoogle”, the official ebonics translation webpage. I tested its capabilities by having it translate a Kaye Grogan column. Here is the result:
Send in tha clowns
Kaye Grogan
Well, wizzy . . You gotta check dis shit out yo. . tha three ring circus is `bout ta begin [...]
He’s a Swanky kinda guy. The kind you don’t bring home to mother (mostly because he’s liable to wig out and rant about demonic possession and homo nups for four straight hours). Yes, he’s Pastor Joseph Grant Swank. Let’s review his latest series of columns.
Column #1: “REPLACE REHNQUIST WITH WOMB BABY DEFENDER”
Moloch [...]
A few days ago I asked the question, “Who out there is wingnutty enough to defend Pat Robertson’s call for the assassination of Hugo Chavez?” At the time, only the predictably crazy Pastor Swank seemed up to the challenge. But over the last two days, WorldNetDaily has published not one, but TWO columns [...]
Though Nathan Tabor is often overshadowed by wingnuttier Renew America writers like Kaye Grogan and Carey Roberts, he’s written an absolute masterpiece today called “Believe it or not: abortion causes illegal immigration.” Let’s dig in:
Believe it or not: abortion causes illegal immigration
Nathan Tabor
August 24, 2005
Today, I’m going to tell you a tale that could [...]
After hearing that Pat Robertson had called for Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez’s assassination, my first thought was, “Who in their right mind is wingnutty enough to justify this?”
Happily, Pastor Swank stepped right up to the plate:
Robertson believes that Chavez is a “terrific danger” to America, according to the AP. If that is reality, then I [...]
August is a traditionally slow month for wingnuttery, as most of Washington is on vacation and there just isn’t that much to write about. Even the normally reliable Renew America has run out of gas, wasting its energy fuming about rogue jurors in the Jacko trial and sodomy-enabling coffee cups.
Well thankfully for us, The [...]
…how could we forget to include the unique comedy stylings of Pastor Joseph Grant Swank?
In honor of witty conservatives everywhere, here’s a quick recap of Swanky funnies over the last week.
Column #1: “ATLANTA: BLACKS DIG HOLE DEEPER VS. BUSH”
Moral blacks ? that is, those who are Judeo-Christian ethically based ? have the Republican party and [...]
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